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(Some White House) Amusing One guess as to what the secret ingredient is in "President and Laura Bush's Deviled Eggs Recipe"   (georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov) divider line 195
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QueenOfHearts [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:46:00 PM  
People?

 
No YOU'RE a Towel [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:47:16 PM  
Eggs?

 
Whamdangler 2009-05-08 01:48:02 PM  
Blood of terrorists?

 
7of7 [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:48:24 PM  
When you want deviled eggs and you can feel your legs....COCAINE.

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:48:59 PM  
Dick Cheney's spleen?

 
Lundah [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:50:33 PM  
Dijon Mustard?

 
Lundah [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:51:12 PM  
Lundah: Dijon Mustard?

Guess I should have actually read the link first. Good find!

 
SomeBrunette [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:51:41 PM  
My guess was beer. I was wrong. I must say, though, butter in deviled eggs? Ick.

 
beve [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:51:44 PM  
Freedom?

 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:52:03 PM  
They're not deviled eggs... they're Jesus Eggs.

 
Lundah [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:53:22 PM  
I've got 10 bucks that says this winds up on Olbermann tonight.

 
OlafTheBent [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:54:12 PM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance: They're not deviled eggs... they're Jesus Eggs.

If you leave them in a salad for 3 days, they disappear.

 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:54:20 PM  
Soylent Green?

Ground-up rhinoceros horn?

ARUGULA?!

Please God. Please. Not arugula. Anything but that.

 
Whamdangler 2009-05-08 01:55:34 PM  
Pretzels.

 
wage0048 2009-05-08 01:55:54 PM  
I'm gonna go with Coriander.

 
robmilmel [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:56:59 PM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance: They're not deviled eggs... they're Jesus Eggs.

Mot quite...they're "Jesus prefers Us to brown and yellow godless freedom-hating commie terrorist socialist people, and democrats, eggs".

 
lunchinlewis [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:57:36 PM  
Turd blossoms

 
illogic [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:58:15 PM  
aborted chicken fetuses?

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:59:31 PM  
ground up civil liberties?

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:00:31 PM  
ground up civil liberties?

Liberal tears?

 
Lundah [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:03:18 PM  
A shredded copy of the Constitution?

 
mediablitz [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:03:57 PM  
Damn elitists! I am POSITIVE Hannity will be reporting this tonight, pointing out how the Bush family uses elitist ingredients..

 
Shostie [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:05:07 PM  
Some kind of hot sauce?

*click link*

Huh.

 
Shostie [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:06:09 PM  
AND THEY USE SHALLOTS IN THEIR GUACAMOLE! What's the matter, Bush? Onion not good enough for you?!?!?

 
robmilmel [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:08:33 PM  
Shostie: AND THEY USE SHALLOTS IN THEIR GUACAMOLE! What's the matter, Bush? Onion not good enough for you?!?!?

To quote W: Shallot is good! I love his reviews!

 
Whamdangler 2009-05-08 02:10:22 PM  
robmilmel: To quote W: Shallot is good! I love his reviews!

www.improvreview.com

He was hysterical on Match Game, too.

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:13:16 PM  
Jesus Juice?

 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:16:29 PM  
Strategery?

 
Stay Cool Babylon 2009-05-08 02:17:26 PM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance: They're not deviled eggs... they're Jesus Eggs.

Why do I believe that someone, somewhere actually makes that exact distinction?

 
Brettster808 [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:18:51 PM  
Haha! Great find!

 
This About That [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:19:10 PM  
The Devil?

 
OlafTheBent [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:20:23 PM  
Cheney cum?

 
Hender [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:20:57 PM  
Stay Cool Babylon: Eddie Adams from Torrance: They're not deviled eggs... they're Jesus Eggs.

Why do I believe that someone, somewhere actually makes that exact distinction?


They probably eat angel food cake for similar reasons, too.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:22:34 PM  
Bacon?

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:23:34 PM  
Stay Cool Babylon: Eddie Adams from Torrance: They're not deviled eggs... they're Jesus Eggs.

Why do I believe that someone, somewhere actually makes that exact distinction?


I wouldn't doubt it...I remember a few years ago when a group of very pious Christians were trying to change the greeting "Hello" to "Heaveno." And they were farking serious. They even got their shiatty little town council to pass some measurement making it the official greeting used in chamber.

 
Sgt Otter [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:23:39 PM  
Stay Cool Babylon: Eddie Adams from Torrance: They're not deviled eggs... they're Jesus Eggs.

Why do I believe that someone, somewhere actually makes that exact distinction?


There was an old thread about some hick town was trying to pass an ordinance that would require people to say "Heaven-O," instead of "Hello."

So I'd bet on it.

 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:24:52 PM  
Whamdangler: He was hysterical on Match Game, too.

That's not Gene Shalit. That's uhhh...uhhh...that one other guy.

Oh my God, my brain is broken.

That guy played an ostrich keeper in a 70's comedy. The name of that movie was...uh...

Okay, the name of that movie (and also the focus of the movie) is also the name of a game in which you play with a group of people where you go all over the place trying to collect oddball items on a list. The first person or group of people that complete the list is the winner.

Some other guy that was in that movie played Burt on "Soap." He was hilarious in that movie.

Can anyone help my brain out?

 
MorrisBird [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:31:32 PM  
I don't care what Dubya and Laura use. My deviled eggs include the most important ingredient: bacon, and plenty of it.

 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:32:19 PM  
Calgon?

 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:33:11 PM  
Lando Lincoln: Whamdangler: He was hysterical on Match Game, too.

That's not Gene Shalit. That's uhhh...uhhh...that one other guy.

Oh my God, my brain is broken.

That guy played an ostrich keeper in a 70's comedy. The name of that movie was...uh...

Okay, the name of that movie (and also the focus of the movie) is also the name of a game in which you play with a group of people where you go all over the place trying to collect oddball items on a list. The first person or group of people that complete the list is the winner.

Some other guy that was in that movie played Burt on "Soap." He was hilarious in that movie.

Can anyone help my brain out?


Avery Schreiber

 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:34:23 PM  
brigid_fitch: Avery Schreiber

YES.

Avery Schreiber.
The movie was "Scavenger Hunt"

That was a great, silly movie.

 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:35:22 PM  
Lando Lincoln: Can anyone help my brain out?

Oh, and the movie you're looking for is Scavenger Hunt (new window)

Never heard of the movie, just Googled Richard Mulligan & Avery Schreiber.

 
Action Replay Nick [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:38:02 PM  
But... but... Bushiathis is a pretty funny find, however, it's a useless dig because Republicans now pretend that they never liked or agreed with him.

 
Solid State Vittles 2009-05-08 02:38:52 PM  
I'd probably use about five times the Yucatan Sunshine amount, but that's not a bad recipe.

 
Doctor Funkenstein [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:43:47 PM  
I have no idea why, but I'm getting a huge kick out of those little pictures next to the recipes. Reminds me of those opinion bits on The Onion.



georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov
This is the finest guacamole dip I've ever had, if I may say.

georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov
Oh, that's mighty kind of you, Secretary Snow, but I'm nearly out of avocados. *clap, clap* Paco, más avacados por favor.

www.theonion.com
My name is Ranji and I'm Indian, you twat.

georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov
Well, summabiatch. It just so happens I got my cowboy costume ready. Hey, Laura, go fetch Chief Chipdip here a bow and some arrows. We're goin' outside to play cowboys-n-injuns.

www.theonion.com
...

 
Action Replay Nick [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:46:47 PM  
Damn filter.

cock pussy assrape

But... but... Bush!

We have ourselves here pretty funny find, however, it's a useless dig because Republicans now pretend that they never liked or agreed with him.

/filtering the word shiat is dumb

 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:47:50 PM  
Action Replay Nick: But... but... Bushiathis is a pretty funny find, however, it's a useless dig because Republicans now pretend that they never liked or agreed with him.

I thought that was my imagination. I was on a Freeper thread earlier today about the GOP's "listening tour" and there were a HOST of comments about both Bushes destroying Reagan's Republican Party.

I knew the Freepers were nuts, but...wow.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:49:25 PM  
My daughters will do anything to help you.

(with lacivious look) ANYTHING?!?!

GET THE RECIPE, ASS!

- What's Up With An Egg Salad Thread Tiger Lily?

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:56:55 PM  
Cream of Sum Yung Gai?

 
Sgt Otter [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:58:11 PM  
Solid State Vittles: I'd probably use about five times the Yucatan Sunshine amount, but that's not a bad recipe.

Eh, I'm not too keen on the idea of adding butter to Deviled Eggs.

 
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