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(Comedy Central) Amusing Sean Hannity goes for the low-hanging fruit in defending the apples of the Tree of Liberty   (colbertnation.com) divider line 186
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Freak Flag Fly [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 12:08:50 PM  
Rahm Emanuhole. Heh.

 
Howie Spankowitz [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 12:50:03 PM  
Freak Flag Fly: Rahm Emanuhole. Heh.

Yeah...it was all worth it for that line.

God...Hannity is a nonsensical douche. The "basket of socialism?" Really? You're going with "basket of socialism?"

Keep going "conservatives." You're passing irrelevant into obsolete.

 
beerrun [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 12:54:20 PM  
Jesus. farking. Christ. How does Hannity have a show? That is just weapons grade stupidity at it's evolutionary peak. How can that be topped? Seriously, Crate of Socialism? What. The. Fark?
If I was the head of some big time network, and someone pitched the idea of a show based around this moronic truckload of feces, I would have security escort the person who submitted it out of the building. With extreme prejudice.
Wow.

 
Howie Spankowitz [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 12:56:12 PM  
I meant "crate" not "basket." But...really...does it make it any less stupid?

 
beerrun [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:02:07 PM  
Howie Spankowitz: I meant "crate" not "basket." But...really...does it make it any less stupid?

Nope. Between watching this "Liberty Tree" p.o.s. and reading the study to research drunk, gay sex in Argentina article, my IQ just dropped 10 pts today.

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:03:58 PM  
Howie Spankowitz: God...Hannity is a nonsensical douche. The "basket of socialism?" Really? You're going with "basket of socialism?"

He really should have picked a more terrifying metaphor. Is anyone afraid of crates?

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:05:02 PM  
One, Hannity is now in the running for the worst analogy ever. Two, the image of Rahm Emmanuel on Joe Biden's dick is going to give me nightmares.

 
MorrisBird [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:41:36 PM  
Now, let's be fair. If you compare the apples of the Liberty Tree in the Crate Of Socialism to the oranges of the Muslim tree in the Basket of the Liberal Fascisism, does the sun still shine in Miami?

 
Axiomatic 2009-05-08 01:58:27 PM  
I know I keep coming back and saying this but Hannity and Beck actually scare me. I do not think they are well adjusted people. I honestly feel they are about one neuron pop away from shooting at us all from a bell tower.

 
RosevilleDan [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:03:02 PM  
www.highway29.net

 
h8_u_2 2009-05-08 02:32:14 PM  
has he set a date to be waterboarded yet?

 
bubbaprog [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:33:06 PM  
beerrun: How does Hannity have a show?

Because he speaks what all Republicans believe.

 
The Why Not Guy [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:33:25 PM  
Is this another one of Hannity's "jokes" that Libs are just too stupid to get?

 
Uncle Pim 2009-05-08 02:33:43 PM  
I liked Colbert's take on it: "It's a stadium built on top of concrete built on top of another stadium."

LOL!

 
Jocundry 2009-05-08 02:35:34 PM  
Howie Spankowitz: Freak Flag Fly: Rahm Emanuhole. Heh.

Yeah...it was all worth it for that line.

God...Hannity is a nonsensical douche. The "basket of socialism?" Really? You're going with "basket of socialism?"

Keep going "conservatives." You're passing irrelevant into obsolete.


I prefer the bundt pan of fascism to the basket of socialism.

 
CapnPlaty 2009-05-08 02:35:48 PM  
I can stomach Rush more than I can Hannity. Rush at least is his own man. He speaks and (for better or worse) the Republicans step in line. Love him or hate him, you have to respect his clout.

Hannity on the other hand is just a puppet. He has no opinions that aren't dictated by the hand shoved up his ass making him speak.

 
The Dynamite Monkey 2009-05-08 02:37:37 PM  
"Kerplop"!

I'm convinced!

 
Longtime Lurker 2009-05-08 02:38:19 PM  
Uncle Pim: I liked Colbert's take on it: "It's a stadium built on top of concrete built on top of another stadium."

LOL!


technically that's soldier field.

 
RemyDuron 2009-05-08 02:39:28 PM  
CapnPlaty: I can stomach Rush more than I can Hannity. Rush at least is his own man. He speaks and (for better or worse) the Republicans step in line. Love him or hate him, you have to respect his clout.

Hannity on the other hand is just a puppet. He has no opinions that aren't dictated by the hand shoved up his ass making him speak.


And Beck is a sobbing manchild.

You're right. Rush, like Cheney, is at least powerful and successful. His evil has worked for him. He's not stupid, just remarkably twisted. Hannity and Beck. . .

 
All2morrowsparTs 2009-05-08 02:39:46 PM  
Jocundry: Howie Spankowitz: Freak Flag Fly: Rahm Emanuhole. Heh.

Yeah...it was all worth it for that line.

God...Hannity is a nonsensical douche. The "basket of socialism?" Really? You're going with "basket of socialism?"

Keep going "conservatives." You're passing irrelevant into obsolete.

I prefer the bundt pan of fascism to the basket of socialism.


Personally I fancy the Prada Purse of capitalism.

 
Poopspasm [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:40:25 PM  
CapnPlaty: Love him or hate him, you have to respect his clout.

No, I really don't.

 
Almet 2009-05-08 02:44:10 PM  
MorrisBird: Now, let's be fair. If you compare the apples of the Liberty Tree in the Crate Of Socialism to the oranges of the Muslim tree in the Basket of the Liberal Fascisism, does the sun still shine in Miami?

Top hole. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

 
OneNutSaloon 2009-05-08 02:44:23 PM  
All2morrowsparTs: Jocundry: Howie Spankowitz: Freak Flag Fly: Rahm Emanuhole. Heh.

Yeah...it was all worth it for that line.

God...Hannity is a nonsensical douche. The "basket of socialism?" Really? You're going with "basket of socialism?"

Keep going "conservatives." You're passing irrelevant into obsolete.

I prefer the bundt pan of fascism to the basket of socialism.

Personally I fancy the Prada Purse of capitalism.


The fanny pack of fuedalism is where it's at.

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:44:35 PM  
All2morrowsparTs: Jocundry: Howie Spankowitz: Freak Flag Fly: Rahm Emanuhole. Heh.

Yeah...it was all worth it for that line.

God...Hannity is a nonsensical douche. The "basket of socialism?" Really? You're going with "basket of socialism?"

Keep going "conservatives." You're passing irrelevant into obsolete.

I prefer the bundt pan of fascism to the basket of socialism.

Personally I fancy the Prada Purse of capitalism.


I'm partial to the Salad Spinner of Social Democracy.

 
Pechorin 2009-05-08 02:45:18 PM  
Hannity is an epic troll the likes of Skookum. I give him an 11/10. Before I go to sleep I pray that Hannity is outed one day, for it would be the greatest day of my life. Politics in America would be turned upside down.

 
Shaggy_C 2009-05-08 02:47:33 PM  
beerrun: Jesus. farking. Christ. How does Hannity have a show? That is just weapons grade stupidity at it's evolutionary peak. How can that be topped? Seriously, Crate of Socialism? What. The. Fark?
If I was the head of some big time network, and someone pitched the idea of a show based around this moronic truckload of feces, I would have security escort the person who submitted it out of the building. With extreme prejudice.
Wow.


And that's why Rupert Murdoch is a millionaire and you spend your days arguing people on Fark from mommy's basement. It sells to the ignorant rubes, why not make a buck off it?

 
TemperedEdge 2009-05-08 02:47:38 PM  
I never thought I'd hear the phrase "making sense" used right next to the word "bush."

Personally, I'm all for the conifer of common sense...

 
FreakinB 2009-05-08 02:48:26 PM  
The only thing that bothers me about commentators like Hannity is not that they have a show or that they're saying the stuff they do. That's their right and the network's right. What bothers me is that there are a lot of people out there who take them seriously. I almost wouldn't believe that someone could, but I'm related to one such person so I hear it all the time. Sad, really.

 
smeegle [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:48:29 PM  
What no cauldron of Communism?

 
Lord_Baull 2009-05-08 02:49:25 PM  
Which is worse: That this guy gets paid more than me to spout this nonsense or that there are people that watch his show?

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:49:36 PM  
Pechorin: Hannity is an epic troll the likes of Skookum. I give him an 11/10. Before I go to sleep I pray that Hannity is outed one day, for it would be the greatest day of my life. Politics in America would be turned upside down.

I'll bet the inevitable book burnings by his former followers would be seen from space.

 
Almet 2009-05-08 02:49:43 PM  
Pechorin: Hannity is an epic troll the likes of Skookum. I give him an 11/10. Before I go to sleep I pray that Hannity is outed one day, for it would be the greatest day of my life. Politics in America would be turned upside down.

Nah, it would be more like poeple are about Bush today. No one voted for him or supported him. No one around here had ever heard of Sean Hannity, bought his books, watched his show, or repeated his talking points. No sir, nope, no Hannity 'round these parks.

 
aegisalpha [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:50:06 PM  
If you chop down the liberty tree you can make quite a few crates of socialism.

 
smeegle [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:51:35 PM  
I bet a conversation between Hannity, Coulter, Limbaugh, Ingram and Savage would be a hoot to listen too.

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-05-08 02:52:03 PM  
aegisalpha: If you chop down the liberty tree you can make quite a few crates of socialism.

So you're saying that Sean Hannity is against industry and more in favor of protecting forests?

 
God's Hubris 2009-05-08 02:52:32 PM  
I prefer the juicy meat pocket of corporate pornography.

/am I doing it right?

 
OneNutSaloon 2009-05-08 02:53:04 PM  
Almet: Pechorin: Hannity is an epic troll the likes of Skookum. I give him an 11/10. Before I go to sleep I pray that Hannity is outed one day, for it would be the greatest day of my life. Politics in America would be turned upside down.

Nah, it would be more like poeple are about Bush today. No one voted for him or supported him. No one around here had ever heard of Sean Hannity, bought his books, watched his show, or repeated his talking points. No sir, nope, no Hannity 'round these parks.


Personal responsibility and all.

 
smeegle [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:53:42 PM  
Lord_Baull: Which is worse: That this guy gets paid more than me to spout this nonsense or that there are people that watch his show?

Definitely, that he has followers is the most nauseating.
Scary.

 
AxiomJackson 2009-05-08 02:55:24 PM  
Hopefully we can have someone come in here and use the word outrage incorrectly in reference to the reactions so far.
That would be great.

 
Courtney Cox-Zucker [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:56:36 PM  
I prefer the fanny pack of feudalism.

 
asmodeus224 2009-05-08 02:57:38 PM  
Is the strategery of FoxNews commentators to become so farking stupid and laughable that Colbert would have to be serious to spoof them? They seem to be trying to out-Colbert Colbert.

That's brilliant!

 
Zombie Hitler 2009-05-08 02:57:46 PM  
I'm absolutely positive that Hannity is just farking with us at this point. Liberty tree? Has to be a joke. He's gonna make me watch his show, man.

 
Almet 2009-05-08 02:58:08 PM  
OneNutSaloon: All2morrowsparTs: Jocundry: Howie Spankowitz: Freak Flag Fly: Rahm Emanuhole. Heh.

Yeah...it was all worth it for that line.

God...Hannity is a nonsensical douche. The "basket of socialism?" Really? You're going with "basket of socialism?"

Keep going "conservatives." You're passing irrelevant into obsolete.

I prefer the bundt pan of fascism to the basket of socialism.

Personally I fancy the Prada Purse of capitalism.

The fanny pack of fuedalism is where it's at.


Nope, you have to have the internal frame backpack of Libertarianism.

 
All2morrowsparTs 2009-05-08 02:59:10 PM  
aegisalpha: If you chop down the liberty tree you can make quite a few crates of socialism.

and if you keep the sawdust you can make the paper plates of collectivism

 
OneNutSaloon 2009-05-08 02:59:16 PM  
Zombie Hitler: I'm absolutely positive that Hannity is just farking with us at this point. Liberty tree? Has to be a joke. He's gonna make me watch his show, man.

The stoopid will burn.

 
Jocundry 2009-05-08 02:59:27 PM  
God's Hubris: I prefer the juicy meat pocket of corporate pornography.

/am I doing it right?


Only if you stump for the baggie of egalitarianism.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:59:28 PM  
No surprise there. If Hannity is anything, he's a low-hanging fruit.

 
jasimo 2009-05-08 02:59:33 PM  
That people actually watch and follow Hannity is deeply disturbing: It's like Sesame Street for uneducated idiots who get off on being frightened.

Right-wing pundits really are making something of Obama ordering mustard for god's sake! I thought they were kidding, poking fun. But they're actually seriously attacking Obama for ordering mustard on a hamburger. Oy.

I don't understand how anyone with two brain cells to rub together could listen to or read the nonsense they spew.

 
smeegle [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-08 02:59:42 PM  
I'm sure he would be willing to nibble a few "Liberty" apples, for the cause and all that jazz.
Man with "wide stance" meets man with apple sized mouth.

 
blueyedevil 2009-05-08 02:59:52 PM  
Is there a Free Trade Immigrant Worker to come by and prune the Patriot Limbs every few months?

 
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