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(Omaha World Herald) Dumbass "I wanted it to be sexy but I didn't want sex," says politician who answered a Craigslist ad for an erotic massage that turned out to be a sting operation   (omaha.com) divider line 195
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Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 11:15:27 AM  
I'm sure glad the cops are spending time and money on busting consensual acts between adults. I feel safer now.

 
Bored Horde 2009-05-08 11:21:17 AM  
YOu'd think a politician would have the money to hire an escort and avoid the risk of craigslist tail

 
jetzzfan [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 11:30:46 AM  
The article doesn't have his political party, so I don't know if I should be angry or say "Take that, Libs!"

The media has conditioned me so well I don't know what to do now!

 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 11:32:22 AM  
i236.photobucket.com

 
HotLonelyTeenageGirl [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 11:35:08 AM  
Lionel Mandrake: I'm sure glad the cops are spending time and money on busting consensual acts between adults. I feel safer now.

Vice laws and vice cops are the most disgusting and corrupt feature of our legal system.

I'll drop the first h-bomb into this thread and say that if you're a vice cop, you're scum and should be ashamed of yourself. Unlike most trolls, I actually believe this, and this is my genuine opinion.

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 11:38:08 AM  
jetzzfan: The article doesn't have his political party, so I don't know if I should be angry or say "Take that, Libs!"

The media has conditioned me so well I don't know what to do now!


well, it's council bluffs, IA, which is extremely red, so i'm guessing he's a republican. though the massage was from a woman, so perhaps he is a democrat.

 
Theaetetus 2009-05-08 11:45:38 AM  
A woman who worked undercover for police in the Feb. 3 sex sting testified Thursday that Bates agreed to "everything."

Everything included: Sex, oral sex and a massage.


Hmmm, so "oral sex" is not "sex"? There may be a loophole here...

Attorney James Martin Davis asked his client if he had sex with any of those women. Bates said no and added, "I have not had sex with anyone other than my wife in the last 13 years."

Found it!

/it's the Clinton Defense

 
Godscrack [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 11:46:43 AM  
img149.imageshack.us

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 11:53:58 AM  
Theaetetus: /it's the Clinton Defense

And Clinton was 100% correct given he definition he was provided.

/B...b...b...but Clinton!

 
Theaetetus 2009-05-08 11:54:56 AM  
The Onanist: And Clinton was 100% correct given he definition he was provided.

No argument here. Same thing with the "that depends on the definition of 'is'" quote. The guy was slick.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 12:10:41 PM  
FlashHarry: jetzzfan: The article doesn't have his political party, so I don't know if I should be angry or say "Take that, Libs!"

The media has conditioned me so well I don't know what to do now!

well, it's council bluffs, IA, which is extremely red, so i'm guessing he's a republican. though the massage was from a woman, so perhaps he is a democrat.


not iowa. this is in nebraska

 
neritz [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 12:48:06 PM  
Theaetetus: No argument here. Same thing with the "that depends on the definition of 'is'" quote. The guy was slick.

That's why we call him "Slick Willy."

 
OregonVet [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 12:49:12 PM  
jetzzfan: The media has conditioned me so well I don't know what to do now!

Read the article and infer he's a democrat. Maybe not true, but I doubt there are many republicans that head up a Union.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 12:55:06 PM  
"Bates checked the door to be sure it was locked, then returned to the bed."

Ah, ah, ahhh! So it's twue! It's twue!

The servant waits, while the master Bates.

i253.photobucket.com

 
CheekyMunky [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:31:14 PM  
Was it an erotic massage from a 4-year-old?

 
beerrun [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:34:15 PM  
HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Lionel Mandrake: I'm sure glad the cops are spending time and money on busting consensual acts between adults. I feel safer now.

Vice laws and vice cops are the most disgusting and corrupt feature of our legal system.

I'll drop the first h-bomb into this thread and say that if you're a vice cop, you're scum and should be ashamed of yourself. Unlike most trolls, I actually believe this, and this is my genuine opinion.


So what did you get busted for?

 
CheekyMunky [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:37:06 PM  
HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Vice laws and vice cops are the most disgusting and corrupt feature of our legal system.

I'll drop the first h-bomb into this thread and say that if you're a vice cop, you're scum and should be ashamed of yourself. Unlike most trolls, I actually believe this, and this is my genuine opinion.


"I'm HotLonelyTeenageGirl, and I approve this message."

 
Headso 2009-05-08 01:46:02 PM  
yeah, that's what we need stings for, these cops are such farking wastes of taxpayer money if this is what they need to do to keep busy.

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-05-08 01:46:21 PM  
Maybe the politician should claim that the girl didn't inhale.

/hey, it worked before...

 
Bestbank Tiger 2009-05-08 01:46:48 PM  
FlashHarry: jetzzfan: The article doesn't have his political party, so I don't know if I should be angry or say "Take that, Libs!"

The media has conditioned me so well I don't know what to do now!

well, it's council bluffs, IA, which is extremely red, so i'm guessing he's a republican. though the massage was from a woman, so perhaps he is a democrat.


Damn you. I came in to troll this thread and you beat me to that joke.

I'll settle for my second choice: "He must be a Democrat because if he were a Republican the liberal media would have said so in the headline".

/flame away

 
justanotherfarkinfarker 2009-05-08 01:47:17 PM  
beerrun: So what did you get busted for?

Hey I think the same thing and haven't been into anything of this sort. That and the parking enforcement folks in most cities.

 
southern78 2009-05-08 01:47:31 PM  
HA! That is what I told the officers to.

PS - telling the hooker you thought you were dating and she was showing her affection for you is not a viable option either.

 
Dogfacedgod 2009-05-08 01:48:52 PM  
farking oinkers

 
RemyDuron 2009-05-08 01:48:56 PM  
You know, once, just once, I'd love to see a politician caught in something like this say, "Yeah, I wanted to have sex, and I was willing to pay for it. What? Why is that SOOO bad? Why is it any of the government's, or your for that matter, business who I have sex with as long as they consent? Why are we wasting tax payer money on this shiat?"

 
dbaggins 2009-05-08 01:49:29 PM  
jetzzfan: The article doesn't have his political party, so I don't know if I should be angry or say "Take that, Libs!"


yeah, those liberals and their constant efforts to legislate and criminalize sex. damn those liberals.

 
bhcompy 2009-05-08 01:49:59 PM  
If you're going to use craigslist to get some pay for nookie, at least use The Erotic Review to verify they're real and any good.

 
Fano 2009-05-08 01:50:59 PM  
Theaetetus: A woman who worked undercover for police in the Feb. 3 sex sting testified Thursday that Bates agreed to "everything."

Everything included: Sex, oral sex and a massage.

Hmmm, so "oral sex" is not "sex"? There may be a loophole here...

Attorney James Martin Davis asked his client if he had sex with any of those women. Bates said no and added, "I have not had sex with anyone other than my wife in the last 13 years."

Found it!

/it's the Clinton Defense



Maybe he thought she was just offering it gratis.

I mean, if I were getting a massage, and the woman added, "mind if I give you a beej", I think I'd say "sure."

 
Mr. Anon 2009-05-08 01:51:11 PM  
I find it encouraging that our lawmakers are finally getting screwed, especially when you see America's bloody anus after the last 8 years.

 
Nemo's Brother 2009-05-08 01:51:17 PM  
OregonVet: jetzzfan: The media has conditioned me so well I don't know what to do now!

Read the article and infer he's a democrat. Maybe not true, but I doubt there are many republicans that head up a Union.


Which is probably why is party is so elusive.

/but Bush!

 
gshepnyc 2009-05-08 01:51:40 PM  
"Dumbass" for the laws and hand-wringing zealots who work against people who only want a little enjoyment in their lives and are willing to pay for it if they must, right?

 
jakrabit 2009-05-08 01:52:20 PM  
bhcompy: If you're going to use craigslist to get some pay for nookie, at least use The Erotic Review to verify they're real and any good.

i'm not sure i want to know how you know this, nor am i ready to accept your advice.

 
bubbaprog [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:52:24 PM  
farking goddamned Republicans.

 
bettingpoland 2009-05-08 01:52:34 PM  
"Kathleen A. Corley, testified that Bates said "everything" in response to her asking whether he wanted sex, oral sex or everything."

Isnt that entrapment?

I am sure that if any straight guy went to a legit massage place and the hot massuess said, hey want a bj?
they would say yes, even it it wasent there intent going into the place

 
James F. Campbell 2009-05-08 01:52:44 PM  
Legalize it.

 
jbrooks544 2009-05-08 01:54:00 PM  
This just means that that police Dept. has too many cops on the payroll, with nothing better to do. They need serious layoffs to save the taxpayers money. They started doing this two towns away from me - Craigslist stings. If that is all they have to do, then they are WAY OVERSTAFFED!

 
archanoid [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:54:01 PM  
"I wanted it to be sexy but I didn't want sex..."

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT...

 
IonBeam2 2009-05-08 01:54:07 PM  
Lionel Mandrake: I'm sure glad the cops are spending time and money on busting consensual acts between adults. I feel safer now.

That's only assuming the women in question are doing the job willingly. Most of the time they're not.

 
biglot 2009-05-08 01:55:19 PM  
I wanted it to be sexy but I didn't want ...

I wanted it to be smokey, but I didn't want to smoke it, or thereabouts.

 
Deacon Blue 2009-05-08 01:56:00 PM  
Give the guy props for not being all that embarrassed, though.

 
Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears 2009-05-08 01:56:25 PM  
IonBeam2: Lionel Mandrake: I'm sure glad the cops are spending time and money on busting consensual acts between adults. I feel safer now.

That's only assuming the women in question are doing the job willingly. Most of the time they're not.


[citation needed]

 
minoridiot 2009-05-08 01:56:35 PM  
HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Vice laws and vice cops are the most disgusting and corrupt feature of our legal system.

I'll drop the first h-bomb into this thread and say that if you're a vice cop, you're scum and should be ashamed of yourself. Unlike most trolls, I actually believe this, and this is my genuine opinion.


Truthful and needs to be repeated.

 
Mr. Anon 2009-05-08 01:57:20 PM  
IonBeam2: Lionel Mandrake: I'm sure glad the cops are spending time and money on busting consensual acts between adults. I feel safer now.

That's only assuming the women in question are doing the job willingly. Most of the time they're not.


Which is exactly why it should be legalized. The women in Nevada aren't having sex in brothels because they are forced to. Making it illegal only promotes additional illegal activities.

Oh and do you have any stats on that? How many women are sex slaves and how many are just some chicks looking to make a little money on the side by screwing fat smelly men?

 
flannelled fool 2009-05-08 01:57:33 PM  
"Sting operations" belong in books by George Orwell. Not in this country.

 
gshepnyc 2009-05-08 01:57:59 PM  
jbrooks544: This just means that that police Dept. has too many cops on the payroll, with nothing better to do. They need serious layoffs to save the taxpayers money. They started doing this two towns away from me - Craigslist stings. If that is all they have to do, then they are WAY OVERSTAFFED!

That is exactly and perfectly well put. With every town making major cutbacks on things that really impact people it is an insult that police departments who know how to effectively lobby against cuts are pulling this crap.

 
olapbill 2009-05-08 01:58:43 PM  
IonBeam2: Lionel Mandrake: I'm sure glad the cops are spending time and money on busting consensual acts between adults. I feel safer now.

That's only assuming the women in question are doing the job willingly. Most of the time they're not.


what, you taking a poll after they have finished, umm, taking your pole?

 
feanturi 2009-05-08 01:58:45 PM  
beerrun: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Lionel Mandrake: I'm sure glad the cops are spending time and money on busting consensual acts between adults. I feel safer now.

Vice laws and vice cops are the most disgusting and corrupt feature of our legal system.

I'll drop the first h-bomb into this thread and say that if you're a vice cop, you're scum and should be ashamed of yourself. Unlike most trolls, I actually believe this, and this is my genuine opinion.

So what did you get busted for?


Haha, I always love those assumptions. Thinking that somebody has to be directly impacted by something in order to be upset that it happens to anybody else. Right. That's complete bullshiat and you should know that by now if you're a grown-up.

Example question for you: If you have never been raped, do you figure that rapists are fine upstanding people, since they have never raped you personally?

 
Bit'O'Gristle [TotalFark] 2009-05-08 01:59:25 PM  
"I have a wide stance"

 
tuna fingers 2009-05-08 01:59:30 PM  
biglot: I wanted it to be sexy but I didn't want ...

I wanted it to be smokey, but I didn't want to smoke it, or thereabouts.


I wanted it to be skanky but I didn't want a skank.

 
Fano 2009-05-08 01:59:47 PM  
Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears: IonBeam2: Lionel Mandrake: I'm sure glad the cops are spending time and money on busting consensual acts between adults. I feel safer now.

That's only assuming the women in question are doing the job willingly. Most of the time they're not.

[citation needed]


Well, I'm sure illegal sex rings probably have women that are slaves or something or other.

Legalizing it would ensure they are not forced against their will though, so I really don't give a damn about his point whether there is a citation or not.

 
ReverendJasen 2009-05-08 01:59:48 PM  
IonBeam2: That's only assuming the women in question are doing the job willingly. Most of the time they're not.

You would know right? Ex-pimp? Or ex-hooker?
How did you escape the system?

 
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