#7 is the style of chair my tattoo artist uses.

I honestly can't figure out what the hell #5 is all about ;)

Maybe this will help you.

/I'm awful with dentists. I need valium before seeing one.

SpinStopper: I honestly can't figure out what the hell #5 is all about ;)

I think it's a either a Swedish sex toy or something used by the Inquisition.

I've seen as many gory movies as the next guy, but to this day I can not - WILL NOT - watch that scene in Cast/Away. No matter what happens in the world, this much is a certainty.

/has never seen Marathon Man either, because someone told me there was a bad dental scene.
//not even sure if that's true, but I'm not going to find out

mmm...I have a cleaning this Friday...

This got greenlit?

#5 - yup, i'm shiatting bricks already.

Stay Cool Babylon: I've seen as many gory movies as the next guy, but to this day I can not - WILL NOT - watch that scene in Cast/Away. No matter what happens in the world, this much is a certainty.

/has never seen Marathon Man either, because someone told me there was a bad dental scene.
//not even sure if that's true, but I'm not going to find out

Oh, it's true . . .



Of course, there's also this:



(Hot like Audry)

this site takes too long to navigate it' sections.

Jamdug!: This got greenlit?

Yep! #136 for me.

I've got a dentist fetish, so I'm loving this.

/fap

Judging from the link for #5, my guess is that it's an art exhibit that was never intended to be used as an actual dental chair.

#1 looks like the contraption mr. garrison rode. (the white part, not the yellow chair).

Looks like a reverse apple logo..

Does #5 belong to Crispin Glover?

Interesting because not 5 minutes ago I finished watching Sweeney Todd... and it sucked.

Maybe it's the dim lighting of some of the photos, but that site could be the stuff of nightmares.

/Time to go to bed...
//Awesome.

I just had my wisdom tooths out (at 43) and was glad to see them go.

Easy peasy.

Man up biatches. It was safe. Very safe. And they did not use their "special" gas mask. (nor oil of Cloves)

The "cleaning" hurt like a sumbiatch tho.

I filled Subby's mom's cavity in a lawn chair.

That 'Shaker' one looks like an electric chair.

Looking at THE DAMN CAPTIONS I'd say it's from an off-beat contemporary artist.

Both known to be painful and leave bad taste in your mouth.

Not impressed

Is it safe?

Where I am from, this is the dentists chair of choice:


Damn idiots need to brush their teeth.

#1.- Cool, slick design. Easy seller there, at least visually.

#2.- The standard. Tried and true, the color makes it look like it belongs in a military medical wing, though.

#3.- Another familiar design, seen in a lot of dentist offices I've been.

#4.- Also another familiar design.

#5.- Will haunt my dreams forever. What is it, a fark machine

#6... And so on are not spectacular at all.

/Speaking of fark machines, is it just me, or is it humanly impossible for a man to please any of the women that appear there?.

brigid_fitch: Maybe this will help you.

/I'm awful with dentists. I need valium before seeing one.

That was all kinds of disturbing. What the hell was that?

5 doesnt look so bad

I'm just surprised to find out that there is such a thing as a dental museum.

Must be a real popular place.

I'm confused. They're numbered by rank, and #5 seems very unimpressive and not scary.

Woah.. it kind of looks like a praying mantis.

At least in those chairs, they mostly only mess with your teeth...

I am pretty sure the numbers have changed.



This is number 2. And no sir, I do not like it.

Here is my dental horror story; I had a wisdom tooth removed whilst I was in prison. The dentist did not use enough Novocain. He sawed my wisdom tooth into 4 pieces (I could feel all of it the entire time) he then put his foot upon my leg and yanked for almost 20 minutes trying to pull out the pieces. I tried to complain about the pain but he told me that if I uttered one more word I would get written up and lose my gain time. While he was sewing up the hole in my gum, he managed to stick the needle through my tongue. After this ordeal was over I was prescribed... Ibuprofen. I still had to work for the whole next week, my job was cutting down trees in city ditches. I lost almost 15 pounds because I couldn't eat. I'm not a vengeful person, but if I ever see that farker again I will torture him to death. Perhaps death by zippo lighter (slowly) would be appropriate.

/0974764 biatches
//not kidding

"a mall-like structure, used as an opium den, brothel, and other things."

Other things? OTHER? What is worse than a brothel/opium den/dental office?

otterrr: #5 seems very unimpressive and not scary.

I keep flipping back and forth from the thread and the article, scratching my head and wondering if we are seeing the same thing. Mildew on the walls is scary as hell, now?

Me and You: At least in those chairs, they mostly only mess with your teeth...

Or this:



Hope you don't have teeth there.

D-D-D-Dave: scratching my head and wondering if we are seeing the same thing

ohhhh, it's because we're not seeing the same thing...heh

Rule #258 (or at least it used to be): Avoid referring numerically to items that are ranked and still open for voting.

brigid_fitch: Maybe this will help you.

/I'm awful with dentists. I need valium before seeing one.

Hell yeah, you beat me to posting this.

Also: Doug Bradley for the MFing win.

I think we can all agree ... they never should've shut down the underground mall. Though it may be understandable if the dentistry outlet there suffered a bit.

Lane83: "a mall-like structure, used as an opium den, brothel, and other things."

Other things? OTHER? What is worse than a brothel/opium den/dental office?

Aromatherapy/Gynocologist/Fish Taco stand?

What is wrong with #5? The thing on the back of the chair is just the headrest and there is a little white spittoon attached to it (used before suction). To the right looks like an old fashioned slow-speed hand piece. It is just like a belt-driven dental drill. It is just kind of folded up. The lighting is just bad and it looks dirty...

TommyDeuce: Hope you don't have teeth there.

That'd be a vicious circle, to say the least.

OnmyojiOmn: Is it safe?

Read my mind... Nice one. :)

Links: Lane83: "a mall-like structure, used as an opium den, brothel, and other things."

Other things? OTHER? What is worse than a brothel/opium den/dental office?

Aromatherapy/Gynocologist/Fish Taco stand?

Jarts store/AIDS clinic?

Okay, if anyone hasn't noticed....it's built on votes. So the #5 the subby is referring to is now (at this time) #2 I think. Which is this one:



If I did that right.

I'm sure by the end of the night, it'll go to #1 thanks to you freaks!

So in closing and to remind, those who are unclear as to why #5 doesn't look scary or whatever, it's because that list keeps changing with votes.

You're welcome even though very few of you care.

At the end of February I had all 28 teeth removed in an eight hour operation due to cancer in my upper and lower jaw.

As the bone grafts take hold they shoot bone shards through the gums. I dont know what chair my dentist uses, but it only needs a foot and head rest...that's all of ME that is touching it.

("You'll feel a little pressure"....)

In addition, you can all thank The Angry Hand of God for already pointing out what I have said.

I'll just be over here.........awaiting my next dental appointment.

/cough