Can't even imagine how much tax money is being spent on the equlivlant of a cold.

/No, I cant spell/

why is this such a bad idea? You know, like actually spell it out in full please.

With all of the "Let them have sex. No God so just have no boundaries." Which is the public attitude is today.

I don't blame them. Matter of fact, burn their clothes, sanitize their bodies, and quarantine them until cleared via blood test.

"God" don't mean what it used to. However, the Bible is still a guideline to a happy life IMHO.

If your kids had guidelines, we'd not have teenage pregnancy, gangs, or dope in the schools.

again. Parents fail, let the children suffer.

in the media they cannot call it swine flu anymore
here they have to now call it H1N1 virus.
i think the pork producers had their curly tails in a bunch and complained

Swine flu? That was so frkkin yesterday...

TedNigma: Whargarbl
Wat.
Swine flu is an std now?

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The SWINE is spreading

TedNigma: With all of the "Let them have sex. No God so just have no boundaries." Which is the public attitude is today.

I don't blame them. Matter of fact, burn their clothes, sanitize their bodies, and quarantine them until cleared via blood test.

"God" don't mean what it used to. However, the Bible is still a guideline to a happy life IMHO.

If your kids had guidelines, we'd not have teenage pregnancy, gangs, or dope in the schools.

again. Parents fail, let the children suffer.

Mr. Nigma, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

You know, that's where most of our infections have come from... kids going to Mexico and bringing the shiat back and spreading it at school before anyone even realizes they're sick.

My sister and her hubby just got back from Cancun yesterday and her hubby can't go to work for a week. They're paying him, thank heavens, but I agree. Neither of them should be circulating till it's clear they don't have it. My sister telecommutes so she will still be able to work.

Speaking from a highly infected region of Texas, I think it's smart and the lady biatching about her kids being denied a public education is a moronic asshat. It's a prudent precaution, not a scaremongering tactic. It's not like they closed down the school for it.

This is re-Goddamn-diculous. The local news is telling people not to go to the ER if they can help it. I bet more people will die by not going to the ER when they need to than will die of this thing.

I ate a pork taco at a mexican restaurant last night. Does that disqualify me from going to work tomorrow?

wademh: why is this such a bad idea? You know, like actually spell it out in full please.

Because even if you traveled to Mexico the odds of both having been exposed and contracting the disease are small. The actual confirmed cases in Mexico is just over 500, and confirmed deaths are actually at 19. It seems the vast majority of the reported cases were nothing more than the normal illnesses that are present in the country.

TedNigma: With all of the "Let them have sex. No God so just have no boundaries." Which is the public attitude is today.

I don't blame them. Matter of fact, burn their clothes, sanitize their bodies, and quarantine them until cleared via blood test.

"God" don't mean what it used to. However, the Bible is still a guideline to a happy life IMHO.

If your kids had guidelines, we'd not have teenage pregnancy, gangs, or dope in the schools.

again. Parents fail, let the children suffer.

Nice troll there, friend. 8/10

I porked a mexican girl and ate her taco last night. Does that disqualify me from going to work tomorrow?

TedNigma: Whargarbl

9/10 would get trolled again!

phoenixreborn: You know, that's where most of our infections have come from... kids going to Mexico and bringing the shiat back and spreading it at school before anyone even realizes they're sick.

My sister and her hubby just got back from Cancun yesterday and her hubby can't go to work for a week. They're paying him, thank heavens, but I agree. Neither of them should be circulating till it's clear they don't have it. My sister telecommutes so she will still be able to work.

Speaking from a highly infected region of Texas, I think it's smart and the lady biatching about her kids being denied a public education is a moronic asshat. It's a prudent precaution, not a scaremongering tactic. It's not like they closed down the school for it.

Moreover, if taking extreme precautions, as in this case, works as expected and the pandemic is largely contained, morons will complain that everyone overreacted. If greatly reducing how many get the flu winds up meaning that more virulent strains do not arise, people will moan that it was not such a bad flu. Success will mean idiots thought we overreacted. So judging by fark, things are going well.

TedNigma: With all of the "Let them have sex. No God so just have no boundaries." Which is the public attitude is today.

I don't blame them. Matter of fact, burn their clothes, sanitize their bodies, and quarantine them until cleared via blood test.

"God" don't mean what it used to. However, the Bible is still a guideline to a happy life IMHO.

If your kids had guidelines, we'd not have teenage pregnancy, gangs, or dope in the schools.

again. Parents fail, let the children suffer.

How's that "judge not lest ye be judged" thing working out for ya?

SharkTrager: wademh: why is this such a bad idea? You know, like actually spell it out in full please.

Because even if you traveled to Mexico the odds of both having been exposed and contracting the disease are small. The actual confirmed cases in Mexico is just over 500, and confirmed deaths are actually at 19. It seems the vast majority of the reported cases were nothing more than the normal illnesses that are present in the country.

The number of confirmed cases is of course hugely under reported if you know anything about health care in Mexico. You are infectious before you feel sick. It is hard on Mom and Dad as they are back from a vacation, probably have lots of work to catch up on, and have to arrange day care. But it is a reasonable precaution. Note that US confirmed cases have more than doubled in the last 2 days.

wademh: why is this such a bad idea? You know, like actually spell it out in full please.

I think it is a wonderful idea, actually. The kids may actually benefit from not going to school because they won't be inundated with liberal propaganda.

/when you ask a retarded question, expect an equally retarded answer

The Great Influenza by John Barry is a book worth reading about influenza. It focuses on the pandemic of 1918. It really educated me on why the influenza is something to be respectful of.

"The equivalent of the common cold" it is not.

Can I just point out that every "confirmed" case has to be confirmed by the CDC, who is, along with every state health department, totally overwhelmed by the labwork to be done and is seriously behind in reporting the number of cases?

Confirmed cases does not equal actual cases, people. They just can't keep up with the demand. And the Texas health department said the other day they were going to STOP testing every single suspected case because it's mostly an academic exercise anyway.

Don't take those numbers so farking literally.

austinosphere: The Great Influenza by John Barry is a book worth reading about influenza. It focuses on the pandemic of 1918. It really educated me on why the influenza is something to be respectful of.

"The equivalent of the common cold" it is not.

Yeah, I once read the 1580 book "Leeches and Bleeding Cure Everything," and I'm outraged that we aren't just using this miracle cure on flu patients.

phoenixreborn: Can I just point out that every "confirmed" case has to be confirmed by the CDC, who is, along with every state health department, totally overwhelmed by the labwork to be done and is seriously behind in reporting the number of cases?

Confirmed cases does not equal actual cases, people. They just can't keep up with the demand. And the Texas health department said the other day they were going to STOP testing every single suspected case because it's mostly an academic exercise anyway.

Don't take those numbers so farking literally.

Are you the president of Madagascar?

I'm just pointing out that although this doesn't seem to be as big of a deal as the media has made out of it... that it is not "nothing to worry about" and it's actually being under reported. I'm not saying ZOMG EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!11!! .. I'm saying.. we don't KNOW the full truth yet, and probably won't have exact numbers, ever.

So stop using the numbers to back up your arguments.

/just sayin'

Submitter is an idiot.

phoenixreborn: we don't KNOW the full truth yet

Yes we do. 9/11 was an inside job, just as is the swine flu. We all KNOW the full truth.

TedNigma: With all of the "Let them have sex. No God so just have no boundaries." Which is the public attitude is today.

I don't blame them. Matter of fact, burn their clothes, sanitize their bodies, and quarantine them until cleared via blood test.

"God" don't mean what it used to. However, the Bible is still a guideline to a happy life IMHO.

If your kids had guidelines, we'd not have teenage pregnancy, gangs, or dope in the schools.

again. Parents fail, let the children suffer.

8/10

tonesskin: wademh: why is this such a bad idea? You know, like actually spell it out in full please.

I think it is a wonderful idea, actually. The kids may actually benefit from not going to school because they won't be inundated with liberal propaganda.

/when you ask a retarded question, expect an equally retarded answer

Sometimes the question doesn't even need to be retarded.

tonesskin: es we do. 9/11 was an inside job, just as is the swine flu. We all KNOW the full truth.

2/10

Are Muslims immune to swine flu?

phoenixreborn: You know, that's where most of our infections have come from... kids going to Mexico and bringing the shiat back and spreading it at school before anyone even realizes they're sick.

My sister and her hubby just got back from Cancun yesterday and her hubby can't go to work for a week. They're paying him, thank heavens, but I agree. Neither of them should be circulating till it's clear they don't have it. My sister telecommutes so she will still be able to work.

Speaking from a highly infected region of Texas, I think it's smart and the lady biatching about her kids being denied a public education is a moronic asshat. It's a prudent precaution, not a scaremongering tactic. It's not like they closed down the school for it.

We have a family at our school that recently came back from Mexico. The parents are VOLUNTARILY keeping their kids home for a week to clear them rather than sending them in and potentially infecting 400 other kids. Way to go responsible parents! (and yes, the teachers are emailing lessons so it's not like they are getting out of school). Actions like this are how a potential pandemic is shut down. Doesn't matter if this one turns out to be mild - the next one may not be.

We're all gonna die!!!

The REAL danger of the HefNaHr Flu is that people will OVER REACT and by doing so CAUSE REAL BIG problems where otherwise cool heads may have prevailed. That being said, whenever I hear 'Don't Panic', well, I PANIC!111111111

Ahh, logic proves to be the ultimate thread-killer... again.

Just another page in my proof that the "swine flu panic" was started by middle school hackers trying to end the school year six weeks early.

So far, they've 1) shut down schools from Texas to Maine, 2) gotten a kid who wore a mask sent home, 3) and now this. Why won't anyone else see the pattern? These kids are on their way to ruling the world, while everyone else bans air-kissing and kills pigs.

phoenixreborn: tonesskin: es we do. 9/11 was an inside job, just as is the swine flu. We all KNOW the full truth.

2/10

No, I don't think February 10 was an inside job, but I don't know what happened on that day.

wademh: tonesskin: wademh: why is this such a bad idea? You know, like actually spell it out in full please.

I think it is a wonderful idea, actually. The kids may actually benefit from not going to school because they won't be inundated with liberal propaganda.

/when you ask a retarded question, expect an equally retarded answer

Sometimes the question doesn't even need to be retarded.

True, but your question was extremely retarded.

tonesskin: phoenixreborn: tonesskin: es we do. 9/11 was an inside job, just as is the swine flu. We all KNOW the full truth.

2/10

No, I don't think February 10 was an inside job, but I don't know what happened on that day.

If you were trying to be funny, you get 1/2 an Interwebs.

Please don't encourage him. I'm still trying to figure out what this means:

Yeah, I once read the 1580 book "Leeches and Bleeding Cure Everything," and I'm outraged that we aren't just using this miracle cure on flu patients.

You know 50 years ago they said there will be a black president when pigs fly. Well now after 100 days of the Obama administration: Swine Flu

austinosphere: Please don't encourage him.

You're right. LOL. Sorry, no more feeding the troll.

(puts away happy meal)

Fark-the-Fnord: You know 50 years ago they said there will be a black president when pigs fly. Well now after 100 days of the Obama administration: Swine Flu

Ah-HYUK!

Fark-the-Fnord: You know 50 years ago they said there will be a black president when pigs fly. Well now after 100 days of the Obama administration: Swine Flu

Someone said that like three days ago, and it wasn't even witty then.

Remove all Republicans: SharkTrager: Because even if you traveled to Mexico the odds of both having been exposed and contracting the disease are small.

Small is more than none. We have to prepare for the absolute worst possible situation.

Umm, so what do you have prepared for a thermonuclear attack from Antartica followed by a meteor strike in your backyard that unleashes an extraterrestrial virus upon mankind turning us into gooey splotches on the sidewalk only to be boiled by the sun when it goes supernova?

People are freaking out and closing schools in Hillsborough. If people are this panicky over this, what are they going to do when the zombie uprising happens?

Fark-the-Fnord: You know 50 years ago they said there will be a black president when pigs fly. Well now after 100 days of the Obama administration: Swine Flu

Turn in your Fark card. NOW!
You were the very last Farker I would have thought would use that lame ass joke.

Sarsin: TedNigma: With all of the "Let them have sex. No God so just have no boundaries." Which is the public attitude is today.

I don't blame them. Matter of fact, burn their clothes, sanitize their bodies, and quarantine them until cleared via blood test.

"God" don't mean what it used to. However, the Bible is still a guideline to a happy life IMHO.

If your kids had guidelines, we'd not have teenage pregnancy, gangs, or dope in the schools.

again. Parents fail, let the children suffer.

How's that "judge not lest ye be judged" thing working out for ya?

Your

Must be broke

They closed the schools in Deer Park, NY after 3, THREE confirmed cases.

/In HS
//Doesn't want tests in July

sbrister:

Your

Must be broke
My Link-Fu is weak tonight