Via iGoogle, the French phrase translates literally as: "French immersion to create two levels of the school system for students."

/DRTFA

Sorry, I don't speak Spanish.

I understand it, but I certainly wasn't part of any two-tier school system. Everyone in our school had the same access to French classes that everyone else had.

I don't speak surrender

yogaFLAME: Sorry, I don't speak Spanish.

That's Italian, you idiot. You can tell because of the umlauts.

i could almost read that.
4 years of French, 13 years ago, little use since then. Woo.

f'uq Quebec!

Yo home boy, whut it do be? You don' be jive mah ass else I be go up de side yo head!

I think we should dumb everything down so that no one feels left out.

And why in French important anymore?

/ Last used in diplomatic circles in the 1960's
// Better to learn Chinese or Hindi

They found a system of public education that delivers the best experience for smart people who lack behavioral issues? And that's a PROBLEM?! Da fark..?

They have a green hovercraft, so what?

Mentat: yogaFLAME: Sorry, I don't speak Spanish.

That's Italian, you idiot. You can tell because of the umlauts.

Spanish and Italian are the same language.

dead_dangler: I think we should dumb everything down so that no one feels left out.

are you saying everyone should speak english?

jimpoz: Mentat: yogaFLAME: Sorry, I don't speak Spanish.

That's Italian, you idiot. You can tell because of the umlauts.

Spanish and Italian are the same language.

You're thinking of Spanish and Mexican.

Accurate!

/Canadian
//French-immersioned
///I am better than you.

ahh to hell with it! Force everyone to take Chinese as a second language.

What's a language?

I'm guessing the underachievers have enough trouble trying to master a single language.

Uhh, yeah. Next time don't use babelfish

Someone smart let me know: Is there an extra pour in that sentence? Yeah, it's been about 15 years since I studied it, but it looks odd to me. I'm sure subby spent an hour making sure he/she got it right though.

I was in French Immersion back in the 80s. This is not news.

/But it is Fark.Com.

I think it translates to "I surrender"

MorseCodeNowInHiDef: ahh to hell with it! Force everyone to take Chinese as a second language.

Why not Japanese? They're the same thing, after all.

en anglais, svp. batardes!

The world needs ditch diggers too

ranold: //French-immersioned
///I am better than you.

Aren't those contradictory?

Ne serait-ce pas "l'immersion" au lieu de "d'immersion"? la phrase comme telle n'est pas complète.

Oh stewerdess, I speak jive!

vinn01: And why in French important anymore?

/ Last used in diplomatic circles in the 1960's
// Better to learn Chinese or Hindi

If you're going to live in the Americas or Europe, you'd get more mileage out of Spanish than French.

of course they need 2 tiers, one for people who speak english and understand the basics hygiene and one for the 'gifted' speakers of french who don't...

Note : a previous quebec resident and card carrying French Canadian HATER.

PS : have they decided to round of Pi in the french immersion programs yet ?

ranold
Accurate!

/Canadian
//French-immersioned
///I am better than you.

\Also Canadian
\\Not French-immersioned
\\\I am better than you.
\\\\Ich Habe die Beste Slashies

SilentStrider: i could almost read that.
4 years of French, 13 years ago, little use since then. Woo.

Ha! Same here. Except it was 17 years ago....my god, it was 17 years ago.

French Immersion worked like a champ for me.

They dumped me in Paris Orly in summer of 1970 speaking not one word of French, but within 3 days I could order food in a restaurant, count money and cuss at people---the latter being very necessary because Parisians are notoriously rude, they would be offended if you didn't respond in kind.

Great place to visit---wouldn't want to live there all the time.

Merde. Now even fark is telling me to stop procrastinating and start studying for my french final.

UrinalPooper: They found a system of public education that delivers the best experience for smart people who lack behavioral issues? And that's a PROBLEM?! Da fark..?

Some parents believe that their children are born exceptional. They give them "unique" names, so that universities and employers will be able to distinguish them from the commoners (while this is true, it tends to work in the opposite way that the parents intended). They play classical music for their children in order to nurture their advanced minds. They're not so much parents to their children as they are their best friends. The problem with programs such as this is that they tend to expose these children for the mediocre nothings that they are. So of course people are pissed off at this. "What do you mean!!?!?!? Kynydy is a genius!!! Discrimination!!! Discrimination!!!

/face it parents: your children aren't different from anyone else's

ころはのんですか。

What is it about French that turns people into chauvinistic buttwipes? For some reason it's the middle finger of languages.

Mutual Assured Destruction: Merde. Now even fark is telling me to stop procrastinating and start studying for my french final.

You know, you really should be studying for your french final.

Ni shuo Zhongwin ma? Wo shuo Yingwen he Zhongwin, bu shuo ..

Ok, this is where I'm wondering. Fagguo (Fahgwah) is France I think off the top of my head in French, so would French be Fagwin?

/speaks a little Chinese
//not too interested in Romance languages

Meh, I'm going to go eat some freedom fries.

Oh noes, higher achievers achieving higher levels of learning?! What a travesty!

Sorry, no sprechen ze dutch

i could understand enough of that to make me raise both hands

Aelor air ei tes shaeraes jhalendri.

/baes

I would have gotten it more quickly, but I was momentarily thrown off by the fact that "creer" means "to believe" in Spanish.

Ghastly: ころはのんですか。

I can't read moonspeak.

vous bum. il y a un poisson dans la bibliothèque

//obscure?

"The Official Languages Act, a 1969 cornerstone of the Trudeau government, guaranteed all Canadians certain linguistic rights."




/shrug

Yeah, I can speak French fluently and I couldn't understand what the fark this sentence meant.

Don't use online translators next time, subby.