The one with the yellow tape is my favorite. :)

Kiribub: The one with the yellow tape cargo straps is my favorite. :)

TheOther: Kiribub: The one with the yellow tape cargo straps is my favorite. :)

Oh, are they? Whoops.

It must be a pain in the ass to balance those properly.

I would purposely run someone down if I saw one of those on the street.

These are all abou 9 parts fail and 1 part cute

Someone has way to much free time on there hands.

just sayin.

forstmeister: I would purposely run someone down if I saw one of those on the street.

Bubb Rub would like to have a word with you.

I guess you need a really long extension cord?

Nateok: Someone has way to too much free time on there their hands.

just sayin.



/too much time

The boombox is not a toy.



/boiled goose....

"I Can't Live Without My Radio"

[Verse 1]

My radio, believe me, I like it loud
I'm the man with a box that can rock the crowd
Riding' down the street, to the hardcore beat
While my JVC vibrates the concrete
I'm sorry if you can't understand
But I need a radio on my bike stand
Don't mean to offend other citizens
But I kick my volume way past 10
My story is rough, my neighbourhood is tough
But I still sport gold, and I'm out to crush
My name is Cool J, I devastate the show
But I couldn't survive without my radio
Terrorising my neighbours with the heavy bass
I keep the suckas in fear by the look on my face
My radio's bad from the Boulevard
I'm a hip-hop gangster and my name is Todd
Just stimulated by the beat, bust out the rhyme
Get fresh batteries if it won't rewind
Cos I play everyday, even on the subway
I woulda got a summons but I rode away
I'm the leader of the show, keepin' you on the go
But I know I can't live without my radio

[Verse 2]

Suckas on my jock when I ride down the block
I really don't care if you're jealous or not
Cos I make the songs, you sing along
And your radio's def when my record's on
So get off the wall, become involved
All your radio problems have now been solved
My treacherous beats make ya ears respond
And my radio's loud like a fire alarm
The floor vibrates, the walls cave in
The bass makes my eardrums seem thin
Def sounds on my ride, yes the front and back
You would think it was a party, not a bicycle attack
Cos I ride up to the ave, with the speakers exposed
And my bass is so loud, it could rip your clothes
My stereo's thumpin' like a savage beast
The level on my power meter will not decrease
Suckas get mad, cos the girlies scream
And I'm still gettin' paid while you look at me mean
I'm the leader of the show, keepin' you on the go
But I know I can't live without my radio
I'm the leader of the show, keepin' you on the go
And I know I can't live without my radio

[Verse 3]

Don't touch that dial, I'll be upset
Might go into a fit and rip off your neck
Cos the radio's thumpin' when I'm down to play
I'm the royal chief rocker LL Cool J
Let your big butt bounce from right to left
Cos it's a actual fact this jam is def
Most definitely created by me
Goin' down in radio history
I'm good to go on your radio
And I'm cold gettin' paid cos Rick said so
Make the woofers wallop and your tweeters twitch
Some jealous knuckleheads might try to dis
But it's nuthin', ya frontin', ya girl I am stuntin'
And my radio's loud enough to keep you gruntin'
My name is Cool J, I'm from the rock
Circulating through your radio non-stop
I'm lookin' at the wires behind the cassette
And now I'm on the right, standing on the eject
Wearin' light blue Pumas, a whole lotta gold
And jams like these keep me in control
I'm the leader of the show, keepin' you on the go
And I know I can't live without my radio

[Verse 4]

Your energy level starts to increase
As my big beat is slowly released
I'm on the radio and at the jam
LL Cool J is who I am
Imma make ya dance, boogie down and rock
And you'll scratch and shake to my musical plot
And to expand my musical plan
Cut Creator, rock the beat with your hands

That's right, so don't try to front the move
As you become motivated by the funky groove
You can see me and Earl chillin' on the block
With my box cold kickin' with the gangster rock
See people can't stop me, neither can the police
I'm a musical maniac to say the least
For you and your radio I made this for
Cool J's here to devastate once more
Pullin' all the girls, takin' out MCs
If ya try to disrespect me, I just say Please!
Here to command the hip-hop land
Kick it live with a box inside my hand
I'm the leader of the show, keepin' you on the go
But I know I can't live without my radio

Farmers Boulevard, yeah, you know that's where me and E hang out, cool
out, you know what I'm sayin'? That's where the crib's at.

Approves.

Wouldn't all that bass on your bike make your buttgina feel all tingly as your seat throbs with the sound waves from each beat?

forstmeister: I would purposely run someone down if I saw one of those on the street.

And yet you have mercy for the assholes with six subwoofers and windows down?

I talked to one of these guys.

Me: "Nice sound system."

Him: "What?"

Why do the guys with the best car stereos always listen to the worst music?

Why does a certain element feel that it essential to inflict their "music" on everybody else?

there is a guy here in San Francisco with one of these setups. He plays good music too.

Suddenly Jersey City circa 1981 doesn't look so stupid.

Simple rule: If you put it on your bike, you've got to power it with your bike. Most of them would barely be able to power an ipod.

*Looks at photos again.* Stupidity. It knows no limits.

First thing that came to mind.

/hot like a pimped out big wheel

Hey, you is rilly annoyin', ya know wut I mean? Are ya hearin' me? Know wut I'm sayin? Huh? Ya pickin' up wut I'm puttin' down? Are you down wit' dat? Are you down wit' dat? Are you down wit' dat? Can you dig my scene? Don't hate the playa...HATE THE FARKTARDZ THAT BLAST THESE GODDAM THINGS AT 3 AM ON RESIDENTIAL STREETS!!!!

/dig my CAPS, SUCKA

/oh, and SHUT THE fark UP!!!

Okay that douche on the tall bike for Critical Mass is just asking to get run over.

The boombox is not a toy.

Buster 49: Why does a certain element feel that it essential to inflict their "music" on everybody else?

THIS THIS DEAR GOD THIS

Nateok: Someone has way to much free time on there hands.

just sayin.

Said the guy commenting in an Internet discussion thread about bicycles with boomboxes strapped to them.

Unimpressed.

All I can say to these guys is ...

/what a sub woofer might look like

Crap, should've previewed. Let's try this again.



/what a sub woofer might look like, all over again

Those loud car stereos are bad enough, I hate them, but at least they can get on down the street fairly quickly.

erveek: Unimpressed.

Ha! Beat me to it.

"And, it's ladies' night tonight, at the Palace Hotel Ballroom..."

That is the dumbest thing I have seen all day. And I've seen a lot of stupid things today.

Ugh... I don't want music on my bike. I love the near silence as I roll along the road.

/ has two bikes
// one of them is a recumbent
/// I even leave the iPod at home

MajorityWhip: music too.

I was coming in here just to mention him! I'm always amazed at how much the speakers sway as he rides over one of SF's many potholes. But somehow they always stay attached...

Take a good look - most of the speakers are aimed AWAY from the rider. The only reason for this is to annoy the people around you, not to enjoy the music.

/still working on my noise canceling death ray.

forstmeister: I would purposely run someone down if I saw one of those on the street.

agreed

Buster 49: Why does a certain element feel that it essential to inflict their "music" on everybody else?

I think they actually believe that we'll be impressed.

I dont mind it at stop lights and the like, that's just incidental. Its the half wits at gas stations that, after shutting down the ignition, set the key to accessory and let her blare all the while they are there.

To someone that obtuse, any thing you might say has no hope of getting through.

Naritai: MajorityWhip: music too.

I was coming in here just to mention him! I'm always amazed at how much the speakers sway as he rides over one of SF's many potholes. But somehow they always stay attached...

He likes to ride down Valencia and then Polk to the Wharf. He likes to play a lot of reggae, which is cool.

When I was in Houston and owned a metal fabrication company, we modded a shopping cart for the "Art Car Parade". We called it the "Art Cart", complete with a two stroke engine and sound system. Custom chrome rims and all.

I wish they had that here in SF. Maybe I should start a parade here...

Joafu: Nateok: Someone has way to too much free time on there their his hands.

just sayin.



FTFY

Thanks, submitter, for the link to a site I'll be checking out for the next few days.

MadAzza: Joafu: Nateok: Someone has way to too much free time on there their his hands.

just sayin.



FTFY

Hmmm, I hate being a dillhole.

/surrenders badge

Kiribub: The one with the yellow tape is my favorite. :)


Definitely my favorite ...

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/Hot, like the boom box chick

If that's where you keep then subwoofer then were do you keep your hostages?

Nateok

And disposable income. Don't forget the excess of disposable income.

More practical, more fun:


/How many BTUs is your bike?
//Yes, this is my bike. (pops)