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(Daily Express) Dumbass This guy is going to jump off the Grand Canyon and hope that he can fly using only rocket-propelled wings. If he's right, big deal. If he's wrong, he's Pasadena carpet mulch   (dailyexpress.co.uk) divider line 76
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yogaFLAME [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 03:46:41 PM  
Flugtag style?

i63.photobucket.com

This guy has a parachute, though. Wuss.

 
FredaDeStilleto [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 03:57:34 PM  
Is he, by any chance, using ACME rocket-wings?

 
BrynnMacFlynn 2009-05-03 04:04:59 PM  
FredaDeStilleto: Is he, by any chance, using ACME rocket-wings?

Meep meep!

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 04:25:24 PM  
"It's a world famous location and very beautiful. It's also in an Indian reserve, so there is that symbolic side of things too."
anyone care to explain that one to me, i'm honestly lost as to what symbolism there is

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 04:27:12 PM  
For some reason, there is no entry for 'Pasadena carpet mulch' on Urban Dictionary.

 
CruiserTwelve [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 04:29:06 PM  
i162.photobucket.com

To infinity and beyond!

 
CruiserTwelve [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 04:31:20 PM  
Megain: anyone care to explain that one to me, i'm honestly lost as to what symbolism there is

Indians used to be able to fly before the white man arrived.

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2009-05-03 04:33:42 PM  
weblogs.amny.com

Sorry, Sunday Express... there is only one... Rocket Man!

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 04:39:03 PM  
CruiserTwelve: Megain: anyone care to explain that one to me, i'm honestly lost as to what symbolism there is

Indians used to be able to fly before the white man arrived.


ahhhh, ok. now it makes sense

 
80sKnight 2009-05-03 05:22:10 PM  
"...using only rocket-propelled wings"

nerdcityonline.com

APPROVES

 
dbaggins 2009-05-03 05:24:44 PM  
CruiserTwelve: Megain: anyone care to explain that one to me, i'm honestly lost as to what symbolism there is

Indians used to be able to fly before the white man arrived.



So this is a kind of "in your face!" from the white man to the Indian.

 
TJT 2009-05-03 05:25:54 PM  
CruiserTwelve: Megain: anyone care to explain that one to me, i'm honestly lost as to what symbolism there is

Indians used to be able to fly before the white man arrived.


They were also robotics experts.

/AIAIAIAIAIAI

 
Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears 2009-05-03 05:26:04 PM  
biglizards.net

 
Pud [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 05:29:06 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

 
thereisnospoon 2009-05-03 05:31:20 PM  
stunt people... best case scenario, you get to live. worst case scenarios are aplenty.

farm4.static.flickr.com

 
noazark 2009-05-03 05:31:32 PM  
"He is an amateur! He is not an agent of the CIA! He is a writer of comic-books!"
yafh.com

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 05:34:32 PM  
Eagerly awaiting the followup article..

..in the obituaries section.

//ok apathetically, not eager.

 
thenateman 2009-05-03 05:36:12 PM  
I will never, ever willingly jump off the Grand Canyon. Never.

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 05:37:09 PM  
Someone give this guy a 72 hour watch, he thinks he's Icarus.

upload.wikimedia.org

 
aerojockey [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 05:37:14 PM  
www.aerojockey.com

 
OscarTamerz 2009-05-03 05:38:28 PM  
Can anybody explain why the "journalists" dubbed him Rocket Man when he clearly has jet engines on the wing he's standing in front of?

 
acronym 2009-05-03 05:39:52 PM  
a.espncdn.com
good luck, we're all counting on you

 
Thats an 827 2009-05-03 05:41:04 PM  
It is down hill going from the North to the South rim.

 
Arkanaut 2009-05-03 05:41:16 PM  
Did anyone else read that as "Pasadena carpet munch"?

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 05:45:31 PM  
It's not the fall that kills you, it's the suen change of direction.

 
thereisnospoon 2009-05-03 05:45:50 PM  
OscarTamerz 2009-05-03 05:38:28 PM
Can anybody explain why the "journalists" dubbed him Rocket Man when he clearly has jet engines on the wing he's standing in front of?


Jet Engine Man sounded lame? ...lamer?

 
Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears 2009-05-03 05:46:16 PM  
OscarTamerz: Can anybody explain why the "journalists" dubbed him Rocket Man when he clearly has jet engines on the wing he's standing in front of?

propulsion nazi to the rescue!

 
Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears 2009-05-03 05:47:02 PM  
GaryPDX: It's not the fall that kills you, it's the suen change of direction.

it's not the post that makes you look stupid, its the overused cliche and bad spelling.

 
Malice 2009-05-03 05:47:16 PM  
Did any of you bother to google this guy? He already used this contraption to fly over the English Channel. I think dumbass tag should be tossed and replaced with cool tag.

 
bahknee 2009-05-03 05:48:14 PM  
But how is he going to land?

/dnrta

 
genner 2009-05-03 05:48:28 PM  
"It's a world famous location and very beautiful. It's also in an Indian reserve, so there is that symbolic side of things too."

Symbolic for what?

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 05:49:20 PM  
sudden..that is

 
misanthropic1 2009-05-03 05:51:08 PM  
Did any of you bother to google this guy? He already used this contraption to fly over the English Channel. I think dumbass tag should be tossed and replaced with cool tag.

Seconded.

 
foo monkey 2009-05-03 05:51:45 PM  
He already went across the English Channel. The Grand Canyon should be child's play.

 
Nick Nostril 2009-05-03 05:52:06 PM  
img515.imageshack.us

LOL What?

 
joanofclark 2009-05-03 05:54:10 PM  
How is he a dumbass? He has already successfully flown w/ the wings; over the English channel. He's basically basejumping w/ a carbon fiber wing attached to him.

i would do this in a heartbeat. The guy gets to fly, that's farking sweet.

 
Ranger Joe [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 05:54:33 PM  
The "symbolism" is $. The tribe is getting a pretty nice paycheck for letting him do this. I'm willing to bet that the NPS said, "uh...no."

It also makes me wonder where the "Grand Canyon" actually begins and ends.

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 05:55:01 PM  
You can't jump off a hole. Perhaps he's jumping into the Grand Canyon?

/That explains the dumbass tag.

 
Little One-Eyed Wench 2009-05-03 05:56:54 PM  
There is no spoon.

 
BeSerious 2009-05-03 05:57:19 PM  
Only dumbass here is Subby RTFA dickbag.

 
cheesedog1 2009-05-03 06:00:22 PM  
hope he realizes that the north rim is significantly higher than the south rim... otherwise he is gonna have a big surprise!

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 06:01:36 PM  
As long as he doesn't look down, he'll be fine.

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-05-03 06:04:27 PM  
Arkanaut: Did anyone else read that as "Pasadena carpet munch"?

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena

 
SharkTrager 2009-05-03 06:19:39 PM  
Malice: Did any of you bother to google this guy? He already used this contraption to fly over the English Channel. I think dumbass tag should be tossed and replaced with cool tag.

You had to Google to find a fact that was included in TFA?

 
Fano 2009-05-03 06:20:09 PM  
www.kristoferbrozio.com

Ooh, I want one!

To fly! The dream of man and flightless bird alike.

 
NutWrench 2009-05-03 06:26:58 PM  
"Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to jump a Jet Ski from a lake into a swiming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate. But thanks to recent advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler, Clevon should regain full reproductive function."

 
MrBentor 2009-05-03 06:31:31 PM  
I think the dumbass tag is wrong. This guy needs a hero or cool tag. I say this because there are not enough people willing to really experiment any more. There aren't very many true adventures or real risk takers. Most people just want the nanny state to keep them safe.

In either case this person as carefully planned out his flight. His kit is carefully engineered and has been well tested.

/Then again I jump off mountains and cliffs too...

 
ttc2301 2009-05-03 06:42:24 PM  
Came in for ol' Wile E.

/leaving happy

 
chem42 2009-05-03 06:45:38 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUgiJqZQzDc&feature=related

Balls of steel

 
Oznog 2009-05-03 06:48:19 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

I'll take the case!!

 
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