Shenanigans.

Gwen Stefani has no butt.

I'd love to be able to play golf without wrapping a club around a tree... Expensive hobby.

At least it's acceptable to drink while playing.

That dude is a tool.

Starhawk: Shenanigans.

Gwen Stefani has no butt.

This. Also, golf isn't a real sport. Nothing to envy there, subby.

Starhawk: Shenanigans.

Gwen Stefani has no butt.

Pics please... we need evidence to discuss.

Plus please post pics of bodacious booties... you know, for comparison purposes.

That dude is a tool.

What are you basing this on?

/linkin it like it's hot

She's a surfboard.

And wouldn't the drum kit block his view anyway?

Karma Chameleon: She's a surfboard.

I'd wax it.

On the downside, he does have to hear her sing.

Control_this: Karma Chameleon: She's a surfboard.

I'd wax it.

I'd hang 5 in it.

Musicians have plenty of time to play golf.

So do drummers.

\ba-dum spsss

She can ride my tube

Banging drums while looking at booty? Is that what they are calling it these days?

/Just doing it till I have to wear glasses

Kyosuke: Musicians have plenty of time to play golf.

So do drummers.

\ba-dum spsss

Let me help you with that one. (new window)

Maybe I should post the link. (new window)

/and turn on preview.

Tr0mBoNe: At least it's acceptable required to drink while playing.

/ftfmygame

Make sure to level the drum riser so drool comes out both sides of his mouth.

Haven't all the guys in No Doubt banged Gwen at some point anyway?

All Apologies: Haven't all the guys in No Doubt banged Gwen at some point anyway?

Only the ones that have had fifty bajillion break-up songs written about them.

Still a flat ass. Pushing it out is an old smoke and mirrors trick.

Proof: Look at the asian in the background doing the same thing. History has proven asians have no ass. Trickery folks

/expecting the That's Wassis gif

Control_this: Karma Chameleon: She's a surfboard.

I'd wax it.

Apparently, the wussier the music you play or if you're a country music star, you're a pretty good golfer...

Top 100 Golfers in Music

/would kill to play golf with Justin Timberlake, or to have Kenny G as my pro-am partner
//seriously

Ass or not I would definetely hit it.

The list in the article has some surprises.

Man I'd kill to play a round of golf with Willie, Snoop and Flea.

/smoke the bogey sticks after the 18

Ooops the list in Martonio's post, didn't read the article. My bad.

That's her butt? Huh. I just thought she was allergic to shellfish.

Starhawk: Shenanigans.

Gwen Stefani has no butt.

And, even in spite of her handicap, she loves anal sex.

I knew Gwen Stefani when she was scootching her butt on my carpet when she had pinworms.

Gwen Stefani used to have one of the finest bodies ever--great butt/boobs that will never go flappy--, then she hooked up with that retard from the "Machinehead"-song band, and had a kid, and maybe got implants. Gross.

Hugo Zorilla:

And, even in spite of her handicap, she loves anal sex.

My understanding was that she's unable to orgasm without "significant" anal stimulation.

I'd hit it, but only as long as she shuts the hell up. "Don't Speak", you know? Her voice drives me up a wall. I might also have a problem with the sound of that solitary marble rattling around inside her head.

She takes that whole loopy/dingy/fun-lovin' ditz routine and just kills it. Then she digs up the corpse and abuses it further for full measure.

Years ago, I saw a concert reviewer comment that Shirley Manson (Garbage) could kick Stefani's ass. That is a fight I would still like to see.

Come to think of it, my distaste might have something to do with No Doubt being played relentlessly on local radio for who knows how long. Just maybe.

Well to be fair that ass has had more traffic than Grand Central Station, so that will cause it to lose some of its appeal

Dude that girl does NOT have implants. She may have had a baby. You can check the cover of the post-Rossdale Return Of Saturn.

Martonio: Apparently, the wussier the music you play or if you're a country music star, you're a pretty good golfer...

And to no surprise for anyone around the Charleston, SC area... all four members of Hootie and the Blowfish are on the list, between 15 and 64th place. They didn't call their sound "golf rock" for nothing.

SuperCatBarf: My understanding was that she's unable to orgasm without "significant" anal stimulation.

I don't know where one comes across such an understanding, but at least you're gentleman enough to share it.

Yep, that's what I want in my favorite musicians - a great golf game.

Golf is a game invented by douchebags and played by douchebags, mostly republican douchebags.

Just what I'd expect from posers like No Doubt. Cause there is no doubt they suck. Gwen Stefani looks like some painted-up NY gang hoochie.

NewHairGrowth: Yep, that's what I want in my favorite musicians - a great golf game.

Golf is a game invented by douchebags and played by douchebags, mostly republican douchebags.

Just what I'd expect from posers like No Doubt. Cause there is no doubt they suck. Gwen Stefani looks like some painted-up NY gang hoochie.

Actually it was invented by the Scots

She needs to just stop making music. Seriously. Saw her on the Today Show last week and she was off key and more whiny than ever. She always had a winy voice but sometimes a normal voice would break through. Not anymore. Whiny and out of tune. It's like a cat in heat.

NO
NO NO
NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO
_{no no no no no no want.}

/but you're certainly entitled to your opinion