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(Cincinnati Enquirer) Amusing Mother kicked out of neighborhood playgroup because other moms found out she is a stripper. Subby offers his condolences and extends an offer to join his playgroup, among other things   (cincinnati.momslikeme.com) divider line 88
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Chinchillazilla [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-03 12:48:52 PM  
Strippers are badass. I'd love to have one as a friend.

 
Ponzholio 2009-05-03 12:51:56 PM  
I think she's right...

artattack.transworld.net

 
MemeSlave 2009-05-03 12:52:02 PM  
At least she admits to being a whore. The rest just think about their next minivan, book club group, or PTA meeting when laying face down on the bed, while their overweight, sweating, middle-aged middle manager husband stuffs his stubby in their butthole night after night.

 
daverrod 2009-05-03 12:52:03 PM  
weird, I thought Fark was for news.

 
you_farking_icehole 2009-05-03 12:52:43 PM  
you know, just because your job is to remove paint from old furniture so it can be restored does NOT mean you are less of a person.

 
Agent Nick Fury [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 12:53:48 PM  
MemeSlave: At least she admits to being a whore. The rest just think about their next minivan, book club group, or PTA meeting when laying face down on the bed, while their overweight, sweating, middle-aged middle manager husband stuffs his stubby in their butthole night after night.

You sound fun....

 
Ima4nic8or 2009-05-03 12:54:36 PM  
I dont know what city she is in but she is welcome to join my wife's playgroup here in Tracy Ca.

 
skinink 2009-05-03 12:55:10 PM  
Well for one thing, everytime she brought her kid to the park and the kid was settled down, the mother would begin to twirl around and do legsplits on the park flagpole.

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2009-05-03 12:55:17 PM  
www.backyardcity.com

Hey kid! Get out of the way and let the nice lady use that pole!

 
captainstudd 2009-05-03 12:58:47 PM  
We greenlight dear abby now?

though, in subby's defense, I did learn how to be a tupperware consultant thanks to this site. ("I love being a Tupperware Consultant! PM me for a catalog or to get on my mailing list!")

 
Chastain86 2009-05-03 12:58:55 PM  
MemeSlave: At least she admits to being a whore. The rest just think about their next minivan, book club group, or PTA meeting when laying face down on the bed, while their overweight, sweating, middle-aged middle manager husband stuffs his stubby in their butthole night after night.

You started out strong, but then tapered off at the end as it became more and more obvious you were trying to troll. I give you a 3.4/10, but unfortunately the Russian judge marked you even lower, for a collective score of 2.7. Better luck next Trollympics.

 
try fect taa daa [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 01:00:17 PM  
Agent Nick Fury: MemeSlave: At least she admits to being a whore. The rest just think about their next minivan, book club group, or PTA meeting when laying face down on the bed, while their overweight, sweating, middle-aged middle manager husband stuffs his stubby in their butthole night after night.

You sound fundisturbed, in a fun way....

 
offacue 2009-05-03 01:00:25 PM  
Ok, WTF is a playgroup? Don't you just take your kid to the park and let him/her play with whoever happens to be there? Now you have to play by appointment with a designated group of kids? Doomed we are I tell you, doomed as a society.

 
climbin_metal 2009-05-03 01:01:29 PM  
You_farking_asshole: "you know, just because your job is to remove paint from old furniture so it can be restored does NOT mean you are less of a person." FTW

 
FrancoFile 2009-05-03 01:06:54 PM  
offacue: Ok, WTF is a playgroup? Don't you just take your kid to the park and let him/her play with whoever happens to be there? Now you have to play by appointment with a designated group of kids? Doomed we are I tell you, doomed as a society.

Well, of course! Your snowflakes have to play with a carefully selected group of other children in order to maximize the potential of their admittance to the snootiest private school, traveling soccer team, and Harvard. Not to mention you don't want them coming into contact with anything you disapprove of, such as homosexuality, organized religion, violent TV, gluten, stay-at-home moms, mayonnaise, dogs, pasteurized milk, working moms, and domestic chardonnay.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 01:07:56 PM  
offacue: Ok, WTF is a playgroup?

A reason to reject people for the choices they've made (or the color of their skin, or whatever.)

 
phenn 2009-05-03 01:10:24 PM  
offacue: Ok, WTF is a playgroup? Don't you just take your kid to the park and let him/her play with whoever happens to be there? Now you have to play by appointment with a designated group of kids? Doomed we are I tell you, doomed as a society.

Whatever happened to just handing your kid a skateboard and telling him to get out and get some fresh air? Do parents REALLY need to involve themselves in every aspect of their kid's life? Let the farkers find their own friends and interests.

 
Feldspar Q. Walrustitty 2009-05-03 01:13:18 PM  
daverrod: weird, I thought Fark was for news.

Have you even LOOKED at the top of the page?

 
Psychotropic 2009-05-03 01:16:04 PM  
MemeSlave: At least she admits to being a whore.

A whore?

Did you take time out from a Christian Fundy meeting just to troll this thread with your special kind of stupid intolerance.

 
shooboxx77 2009-05-03 01:16:09 PM  
Anyone venture into the comments there? wow... makes me glad I avoided that whole "playdate" business when my kid was younger. Just a bunch of bitter, judgemental old coonts who think lying is better than explaining anything too "grown up" to thier kids.

 
Welcome to the Machine [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 01:17:31 PM  
offacue: Ok, WTF is a playgroup? Don't you just take your kid to the park and let him/her play with whoever happens to be there? Now you have to play by appointment with a designated group of kids? Doomed we are I tell you, doomed as a society.

The helicopters are ever-present. Sadly they are becoming the norm.

These self righteous biatches think they have an obligation to judge anyone, whenever possible. Simply because their own decisions have left them in such a pit of narcissism and subliminal self-loathing that, if they are capable of knocking any one or thing, it makes them a notch higher on the playground pecking order.

And they are afraid their hubby's will want to join the playgroup if they found out what the new Mommy does for a living!

/Simply tell people she works at a club.

 
Gonz 2009-05-03 01:17:35 PM  
THIS, friends, is why my four year old goes to the driving range and muni par 3 with me. Stripper? Don't care. Can you keep up? You're cool.

It's fun do have offspring that will say "If you can't play good, at least play fast".

 
Cloven_Hoof 2009-05-03 01:19:41 PM  
Isn't American culture great? "We really REALLY want to fap to you, but once we do, you're bad for our children."

 
bigev007 2009-05-03 01:20:49 PM  
She's worried about the kid having friends now, but in 10 years, he'll be having a waiting list for who gets to come to his house and play.

 
Gwendolyn [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 01:22:39 PM  
Cloven_Hoof: Isn't American culture great? "We really REALLY want to fap to you, but once we do, you're bad for our children."

I'm sure the husbands weren't the ones banning her from the play group.

 
Kirby Muxloe 2009-05-03 01:23:01 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Hey kid! Get out of the way and let the nice lady use that pole!

WIN!

 
rga184 2009-05-03 01:25:36 PM  
Wow, look at some of the replies. That's amazing to me that people can be so farking uptight. I bet they actually kicked her out because she's hot, and makes their pudgy, mom-jean wearing asses look worse by comparison. They're realizing that without their old tri-delta bodies from college, all they have left to remain attractive to their husbands is their personality, and they have none of it. So the only alternative to keep him from straying to somebody more interesting is to keep good looking women as far away as possible.

OK, I know that's probably not true, but goddamn, some people are just amazingly judgmental.

some give the excuse that the kid knows she does "adult dancing". But what does a kid think that is? they obviously don't understand it, and for all the kid knows, his mom dances for a living, which can mean a lot of things. For fark's sake people, it's like we're still living in a Jane Austen novel.

 
MacG [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 01:30:25 PM  
offacue: Ok, WTF is a playgroup? Don't you just take your kid to the park and let him/her play with whoever happens to be there? Now you have to play by appointment with a designated group of kids? Doomed we are I tell you, doomed as a society.

It's generally the under 5 kids that are not in school yet, and it is also about the moms socializing.

 
missiv 2009-05-03 01:31:53 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Hey kid! Get out of the way and let the nice lady use that pole! I lol'd.

Reminds me of this comment, during a conversation between guys, on Women and where to find them:
if you ask me, all the best a** is at kiddie pool. He then paused and let the comment sink in. We laughed and laughed. Ahhhh, those rambling gambling crazy old days.

/reaches for my glass of Countrytime lemonade.

 
trouzourt [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 01:36:45 PM  
this thread needs pics...

useless it is with out them.

 
Phil Moskowitz 2009-05-03 01:40:58 PM  
farking scarlet letter shiat? In this day and age? They teach farking stripper pole exercise down at the gym ffs.

What a daffy culture.

 
penthesilea [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 01:41:11 PM  
I'd rather hang out with a nice stripper than an uptight soccer mom. Kids don't really care what their friend's parents do for a living. It's not a big deal unless you make it one.

 
catzies 2009-05-03 01:42:23 PM  
FrancoFile:
Well, of course! Your snowflakes have to play with a carefully selected group of other children in order to maximize the potential of their admittance to the snootiest private school, traveling soccer team, and Harvard. Not to mention you don't want them coming into contact with anything you disapprove of, such as homosexuality, organized religion, violent TV, gluten, stay-at-home moms, mayonnaise, dogs, pasteurized milk, working moms, and domestic chardonnay.


You forgot peanuts.

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 01:42:57 PM  
What ever happened to letting a kid be a kid? Your "playgroup" was whoever was near your age that lived on your street, or that was in your class at elementary school.

When you weren't in school you got up in the morning, ate your cereal, watched a cartoon or two (on Saturdays), and then ran outside to play with your friends. You came back for lunch or had a PB&J at ___________'s house, and went back out for more playing. You went home for dinner, and then back out until dark.

You may have gone to camp for a couple of weeks, or you may have had Little League, but it was pretty much like that all the time.

Trees were climbed, and fallen out of. Creeks were waded in. Tree-houses were built. Frogs/toads/snakes/tadpoles/turtles/crawdads were caught. The aforementioned creatures that were capable of biting often bit you.
You didn't have pre-packaged, scheduled, carefully monitored "activities." You went out and had fun.
You rode bikes/skateboards/go-carts/sleds/etc. and you didn't wear helmets knee and elbow pads or wrist braces. You fell and busted your chins (reach up and feel your own scar), skinned your knees/elbows/hands. You got scrapes and cuts and you didn't go to the emergency room for it (unless you couldn't identify the species of snake).
You played sports and games of your own invention, you played organized sports where scores were kept, winners and losers were announced, where there was an All-Star games, and you didn't get a trophy foe just participating.
You would get into occasional fights with friends or strangers, and no-body called the cops or the lawyers.
Your neighbors, or even total strangers, would tell your parents that you were up to something you shouldn't have been doing and they would be believed. And you would get a whipping. Child Protective Services would not be called.

I realize that my childhood seems very Beaver Cleaver/Brady Bunch/Andy Griffith Show. It was. And it was great.

 
pope183 2009-05-03 01:46:27 PM  
MemeSlave: At least she admits to being a whore. The rest of us just think about their next minivan, book club group, or PTA meeting when laying face down on the bed, while our overweight, sweating, middle-aged middle manager husband stuffs his stubby in our butthole night after night.

so ...

you're kind of bitter ...

good luck with all of that

 
offacue 2009-05-03 01:48:20 PM  
FrancoFile: offacue: Ok, WTF is a playgroup? Don't you just take your kid to the park and let him/her play with whoever happens to be there? Now you have to play by appointment with a designated group of kids? Doomed we are I tell you, doomed as a society.

Well, of course! Your snowflakes have to play with a carefully selected group of other children in order to maximize the potential of their admittance to the snootiest private school, traveling soccer team, and Harvard. Not to mention you don't want them coming into contact with anything you disapprove of, such as homosexuality, organized religion, violent TV, gluten, stay-at-home moms, mayonnaise, dogs, pasteurized milk, working moms, and domestic chardonnay.


Why do I have a feeling that some of these kids will be enjoying a meal that consists of liver, some fava beans and a fine chianti.

 
SharkTrager 2009-05-03 01:52:47 PM  
Psychotropic: MemeSlave: At least she admits to being a whore.

A whore?

Did you take time out from a Christian Fundy meeting just to troll this thread with your special kind of stupid intolerance.


As someone with a lot of experience with strippers, "whore" may be a but harsh.

But just a bit.

/and, depending on the girl and the club, perhaps 100% accurate

 
LiteWerk 2009-05-03 01:57:40 PM  
give me doughnuts

You are so right. That's how things used to be. My how things have changed. And, not necessarily for the better.

/you still have a good memory of how things were back in the "old days"

 
robotwithglasses 2009-05-03 01:58:54 PM  
rga184:

OK, I know that's probably not true, but goddamn, some people are just amazingly judgmental.


Snort. Most of them are on Fark.

 
The Incredible Mr. Wizzy 2009-05-03 02:00:36 PM  
Stripper? I don't even know her!

/I'll be here all night. Enjoy the veal.

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 02:00:46 PM  
LiteWerk: give me doughnuts

You are so right. That's how things used to be. My how things have changed. And, not necessarily for the better.

/you still have a good memory of how things were back in the "old days"


And an onion on my belt...

 
MrShinra 2009-05-03 02:01:58 PM  
offacue: Ok, WTF is a playgroup? Don't you just take your kid to the park and let him/her play with whoever happens to be there? Now you have to play by appointment with a designated group of kids? Doomed we are I tell you, doomed as a society.

Once again, George Carlin saw all this shiat coming.

 
l3randon 2009-05-03 02:02:29 PM  
MemeSlave: At least she admits to being a whore. The rest just think about their next minivan, book club group, or PTA meeting when laying face down on the bed, while their overweight, sweating, middle-aged middle manager husband stuffs his stubby in their butthole night after night.

You sound impotent.

 
foo monkey 2009-05-03 02:03:38 PM  
Ok, which one of you wrote this?


I have no idea how I stumbled upon this forum but was shocked to read exoticfiona's post. I was even more shocked to read some of the comments. I am not the greatest Christian and don't pretend to be around anybody... Having said that. Why would it surprise you at all that people would not want to be around you or their kids around your's? Your job is to arouse men for money. You don't care if they are married. You don't care if it hurts their marriages. All you want to do is turn men on so that they will give you their money. I don't respect that. I wouldn't want to be friends with somebody in your "profession" and I certainly wouldn't want my kid around your kid. If you find stripping for money morally acceptable then what kind of morals are you teaching in your home?

You can say there is temptation all over the place. Magazines, Hooters, flirty co-workers. I don't approve of those either. If you think this line of work is okay and if you think that getting naked in front of (some) married men doesn't have a negative impact on marriages, relationships, etc...YOU ARE WRONG. I wish people like you would have some kind of marker so that I could avoid you and my child could avoid your children. I also despise the women, teenagers, movie stars who dress so provactively that I can barely take my child out without worrying he's going to see cleavage and ass cracks, or some offensive logos on shirts.

I feel sorry that your child is raised by a stripper.

 
missiv 2009-05-03 02:07:16 PM  
myworldtoday.files.wordpress.com
this Mom likes Hockey and playgroping.

 
artthehypnotist 2009-05-03 02:14:15 PM  
Strippers are people too. They make the money to take care of what they need to. Good for them.

The only problem I see is the kid having some understanding of what mom does and able to share it with other kids. As long as she can keep Home and Work separate, then more power to her.

Maybe her kid can handle it, but, some of the kids cannot. It is not something she should be sharing with her kid unless the kid is old enough to understand not to go sharing it with everyone.

 
farfigneugan [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 02:22:14 PM  
FrancoFile: Not to mention you don't want them coming into contact with anything you disapprove of, such as homosexuality, organized religion, violent TV, gluten, stay-at-home moms, mayonnaise, dogs, pasteurized milk, working moms, and domestic chardonnay.

One of these things is not like the others.

 
l3randon 2009-05-03 02:26:28 PM  
Just 'cause she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your red shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to Mexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

 
propasaurus [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 02:28:32 PM  
daverrod: weird, I thought Fark was for news.

Whatever gave you that idea?

 
chemrebel 2009-05-03 02:44:52 PM  
artthehypnotist: Strippers are people too. They make the money to take care of what they need to. Good for them.

The only problem I see is the kid having some understanding of what mom does and able to share it with other kids. As long as she can keep Home and Work separate, then more power to her.

Maybe her kid can handle it, but, some of the kids cannot. It is not something she should be sharing with her kid unless the kid is old enough to understand not to go sharing it with everyone.


Speaking as the token (well okay there's another one and we get along gloriously) sex fiend mom in my playgroup, I agree with the bulk of this her quoted stuff. I truly feel sorry that she's been ostracized for being truthful to her child. That being said, she's just learned a big life lesson in people's perceptions of what her kid is telling people she does for a living.

I think those people need to go back and watch the scene in Independence Day where Vivica A Fox's character is conversing with the First Lady about her profession in front of the kid. Holy farking hell is it really that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things?

 
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