Greatest French military victory in years!

Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "parley."

This is Fark, please stop hating on the French and get back to hating on the USA.

IHateHipHop: Greatest French military victory in years decades!

What? Did they forget their lightsabers?

No one else read that as 'Elven pirates'?

The French navy don't play around.

dualplains: No one else read that as 'Elven pirates'?

*raises hand*

Damn nerdy kids sitting behind me, leaking their nerd ways...

France wins?

Epic piracy fail.

MIguy: This is Fark, please stop hating on the French and get back to hating on the USA.

This is Fark, there is enough hate to go around for everyone. Brown people too!

We suddenly live in a bizarro world. Up is down. Down is up. The pirates say "Hello" when they leave, "Good bye" when they arrive.

Subby is still upset because France didn't support going to war with Iraq.

STFU and eat your Freedom Fries, moron.

dualplains: No one else read that as 'Elven pirates'?

i was really thrown off by that.

btw, GIS for elven pirate brings this up, which scares me.

captainstudd: We suddenly live in a bizarro world. Up is down. Down is up. The pirates say "Hello" when they leave, "Good bye" when they arrive.

Shouldn't he say badbye? Isn't that the opposite of goodbye?

What a French battleship may look like:

MIguy: This is Fark, please stop hating on the French and get back to hating on the USA. where nothing is sacred. You'll get over it.

FTFY

Talking about history, Subby fails it. The French have had throughout history a comparatively mighty army. Why do you think we don't sound like that Chaucer fag?

/RECENTLY, not so much on the French military victories but before the 20th century...

//get off my lawn

would like a word with subby about his history

GreySpectre: would like a word with subby about his history

Heavengames would like a word with you about their bandwidth.

captainstudd: We suddenly live in a bizarro world. Up is down. Down is up. The pirates say "Hello" when they leave, "Good bye" when they arrive.

Wouldn't they say "Bad bye"?

Would like a word with you about the implied history of the French. (Would also like your horse, because he's eaten his)

captainstudd: We suddenly live in a bizarro world. Up is down. Down is up. The pirates say "Hello" when they leave, "Good bye" when they arrive.

Wouldn't they say "Bad bye"?

and "Heaven-o?"

French war scorecard 16-0 before Napoleon 0-8 after.

dualplains: No one else read that as 'Elven pirates'?

I guess Frodo, Elrond and Galadriel got bored on their way west, and decided to stir up some excitement.

Kumana Wanalaia: dualplains: No one else read that as 'Elven pirates'?

I guess Frodo, Elrond and Galadriel got bored on their way west, and decided to stir up some excitement.

They played the game "guess where i've hidden the Precious"?

Really? no one else has posted this yet?

French Military History (new window)

Sigh.

French Military History (new window)

You guys hear about that new French tank? Only goes in reverse.


/Read that off a stone tablet

Now I Is!: French war scorecard 16-0 before Napoleon 0-8 after.

WWI is a loss?

Or the Crimean War?

Assuming French surrender = lulz, nice use of irony tag subby.

+1, set an example.

Maybe we could do a page on how Canada defeated the Americans and set fire to the Whitehouse? Or how the US lost the War of 1812 or how they lost Vietnam?

Maybe instead of picking some obscure links for your history, you actually read a history book and look at the number of soldiers that died in WWi and WWII. Maybe look at the border of France and Germany and tell us how you would have done it? How about having a little respect?

Maybe tell us a story about how the French Resistance was key to winning?

Maybe just keep your ignorant thoughts to your self and stuff yourself with some Freedom Fries. People like the submitter are ignorant, tiny, little people, who are not welcome in Europe, or anywhere in fact. Just as well, such ignorance would prevent them from holding down a job to pay for such an excursion. The reason that Americans are treated so poorly abroad is because of people exactly like you.

Best use of the "Ironic" tag I've ever seen on Fark.
France FTL, except this time.

Its_A_Tarp: Now I Is!: French war scorecard 16-0 before Napoleon 0-8 after.

WWI is a loss?

Or the Crimean War?

They were saved by the U.S. Without us they probably would have had alot harder time if they didn't outright lose.

mrbach: Maybe we could do a page on how Canada defeated the Americans and set fire to the Whitehouse? Or how the US lost the War of 1812 or how they lost Vietnam?

Maybe instead of picking some obscure links for your history, you actually read a history book and look at the number of soldiers that died in WWi and WWII. Maybe look at the border of France and Germany and tell us how you would have done it? How about having a little respect?

Maybe tell us a story about how the French Resistance was key to winning?

Maybe just keep your ignorant thoughts to your self and stuff yourself with some Freedom Fries. People like the submitter are ignorant, tiny, little people, who are not welcome in Europe, or anywhere in fact. Just as well, such ignorance would prevent them from holding down a job to pay for such an excursion. The reason that Americans are treated so poorly abroad is because of people exactly like you.

BBbaaawww.

Why so serious?

The Faaarrrk!
/hot like somalia

mrbach: Maybe we could do a page on how Canada defeated the Americans and set fire to the Whitehouse? Or how the US lost the War of 1812 or how they lost Vietnam?

Maybe instead of picking some obscure links for your history, you actually read a history book and look at the number of soldiers that died in WWi and WWII. Maybe look at the border of France and Germany and tell us how you would have done it? How about having a little respect?

Maybe tell us a story about how the French Resistance was key to winning?

Maybe just keep your ignorant thoughts to your self and stuff yourself with some Freedom Fries. People like the submitter are ignorant, tiny, little people, who are not welcome in Europe, or anywhere in fact. Just as well, such ignorance would prevent them from holding down a job to pay for such an excursion. The reason that Americans are treated so poorly abroad is because of people exactly like you.

there aren't pirates here, just black people.

legrandbatard: Would like a word with you about the implied history of the French. (Would also like your horse, because he's eaten his)

He was Corsican.

fireclown: legrandbatard: Would like a word with you about the implied history of the French. (Would also like your horse, because he's eaten his)

He was Corsican.

your maps and such...

The French navy has a pretty good history of badassness, just not in the last 150 years or so. This is just the French doing what the French did best, dominating on the high seas (Though not as much fun without the British I'm sure)

That being said,
French Rifle for Sale, Never Fired, Dropped Once

I see I'm not the only one who almost read 'eleven' as 'elven'.

Shoot them and be done with it.

Surrendered to who??? HA-HA!

lets be fair - it was french forces commanded by Alphonse Juin who broke open the nazi line, won the battle of Monte Casino in italy 1945, and saved the american forces who were getting pounded.

And lets be grateful too - it was the french king Louis XVI who bankrupted his own country to finance the american revolution, and provided most of our cannon, uniforms and munitions, and the navy that helped corner and defeat Cornwallis at Yorktown.

don't be haterz.

johnny_stingray: lets be fair - it was french forces commanded by Alphonse Juin who broke open the nazi line, won the battle of Monte Casino in italy 1945, and saved the american forces who were getting pounded.

And lets be grateful too - it was the french king Louis XVI who bankrupted his own country to finance the american revolution, and provided most of our cannon, uniforms and munitions, and the navy that helped corner and defeat Cornwallis at Yorktown.

don't be haterz.

johnny_stingray: lets be fair - it was french forces commanded by Alphonse Juin who broke open the nazi line, won the battle of Monte Casino in italy 1945, and saved the american forces who were getting pounded.

And lets be grateful too - it was the french king Louis XVI who bankrupted his own country to finance the american revolution, and provided most of our cannon, uniforms and munitions, and the navy that helped corner and defeat Cornwallis at Yorktown.

don't be haterz.

But it was France's propensity for losing that got us all that fantastic land for 15 million dollars! Not that we really want much of it anymore, but still, how did we know that was where the crazy people would live?

Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears: johnny_stingray: lets be fair - it was french forces commanded by Alphonse Juin who broke open the nazi line, won the battle of Monte Casino in italy 1945, and saved the american forces who were getting pounded.

And lets be grateful too - it was the french king Louis XVI who bankrupted his own country to finance the american revolution, and provided most of our cannon, uniforms and munitions, and the navy that helped corner and defeat Cornwallis at Yorktown.

don't be haterz.

Son of a...

mrbach: Maybe we could do a page on how Canada defeated the Americans and set fire to the Whitehouse? Or how the US lost the War of 1812 or how they lost Vietnam?

Maybe instead of picking some obscure links for your history, you actually read a history book and look at the number of soldiers that died in WWi and WWII. Maybe look at the border of France and Germany and tell us how you would have done it? How about having a little respect?

Maybe tell us a story about how the French Resistance was key to winning?

Maybe just keep your ignorant thoughts to your self and stuff yourself with some Freedom Fries. People like the submitter are ignorant, tiny, little people, who are not welcome in Europe, or anywhere in fact. Just as well, such ignorance would prevent them from holding down a job to pay for such an excursion. The reason that Americans are treated so poorly abroad is because of people exactly like you.

Im sorry, this is Fark... facts serve no purpose here.

They had been traveling with a pirate mothership...

I want a pirate mothership!