How can that stupid twunt even hear a goddam note of music? If she was standing next to me, I would have had to choke a biatch. Prolly have to kick her boyfriend's ass, too.

when they're in their teens: Cute

when in their late thirties: Sad

Bon Jovi - Living on a Prayer - Jazz Fest 2009

I would be pissed if I paid to see a jazz fest and they put Bon Jovi on stage.

Here's some audio of a guy from Stevie Wonder's show at Jazz Fest last year.. Would have been funny if he wasn't right next to us..

Steevaaah - Steeeeviiie

Yeah, I gotta throw my 2 cents in here.. Anyone, if you're at public performance where other people might be trying to hear the performer/presenter, shut the hell up.

It's like Janis Joplin didn't scream a lot these days.

Waiting for the "Silence is golden...duct tape is silver" pic

I think what's happened here is that someone overlayed the midnight yowling of a cat in heat on this video footage.

This reminds me of the idiots that drive LESS than the speed limit in the fast lane of the freeway.

This must be the same girl in JAWS II that SHOULD HAVE BEEN the first human snack for the fish in the movie! Enough is ENOUGH!

Just as annoying are the people who think that because there's music playing, they are allowed to dance--just as wildly and anywhere they want to, no matter how many other people are smashed in next to them.

Also who points their camera the big television at a live performance? That was just silly.

Was that filmed by an epileptic monkey?

Coronach: I would be pissed if I paid to see a jazz fest and they put Bon Jovi on stage.

You could probably replace the word "jazz" in that sentence with absolutely any genre though, right?

Dear everyone,

On behalf of the rest of New Jersey that aren't guidos or fat chicks with pube-like hair on their head and large tattoos on their calves, we are deeply, truly sorry for Bon Jovi. It saddens me to know that stupid twats are as absurd about his music outside of the greater tri-state NYC area. He is a no-talent ass clown and the rest of his bands are sad excuses for musicians.

Sincerely, and I do mean sincerely,

- El Chode

P.S. Ireland, it's your turn for Bono

cryinoutloud: Just as annoying are the people who think that because there's music playing, they are allowed to dance--just as wildly and anywhere they want to, no matter how many other people are smashed in next to them.

If you can't take it, get the fark away from the stage pussy!

Oh, wait...you're talking about concerts other than punk or metal bands, aren't you? In that case, yeah. Chill the fark out. No one needs to slamdance to Beck.

El Chode: Dear everyone,

On behalf of the rest of New Jersey that aren't guidos or fat chicks with pube-like hair on their head and large tattoos on their calves, we are deeply, truly sorry for Bon Jovi. It saddens me to know that stupid twats are as absurd about his music outside of the greater tri-state NYC area. He is a no-talent ass clown and the rest of his bands are sad excuses for musicians.

Sincerely, and I do mean sincerely,

- El Chode

P.S. Ireland, it's your turn for Bono

What about the Sopranos? Never got an apology for that. Well not so much The Sopranos as all the NJ farks who took it seriously.

/As a Texan, I refuse to apologize for Bush because he's from New England or for Matthew McConaughey because we gave you Mike Judge as well.

I went to see BB King, the guy next to me sang every line of every song as loud as BB King. I would have said something but he was 6'8" and 300 + pounds, and looked mean as sin.

Unlike this girl, though, this guy had a voice as pure as butter,

goddamn that was funny


AAAAAAAAHHHHH AIIIIEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AUUIIIEEEEEEE OOOOAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!


yeah thanks lady.

those ladies sure are annoying
AMIRITE?

These antics can occasionally be amusing though. I was once at a CSN concert where a nearby drunkard kept yelling for "Sweet Bludy Jue Eyes".

This is what happens when you allow women out of the kitchen.

There are always the person near you that thinks if they yell the loudest and the most they must be their biggest fan. At an Eagles concert in Dallas some guy in front of us kept yelling "Wooooo Don, Wooooo Don, Wooooooooo Don" over and over. After an hour the guy next to him told him to STFU because Don couldn't hear him. He sulked for about 5 minutes and then started up with the "Woooo Don, Woooooooo Don" again until the end of the concert. What an ass.
Every time I hear an Eagles song now I have a "Woooooo Don" freaky flashback

Coronach: These antics can occasionally be amusing though. I was once at a CSN concert where a nearby drunkard kept yelling for "Sweet Bludy Jue Eyes".

I went to see Steely Dan and Michael McDonald opened. The drunk next to me was yelling "Another Park Another Sunday" over and over. Never mind we were halfway back from the stage, and McDonald wasn't with the Doobie Brothers when they did that song.

Get off my lawn.

Yeah? Screw you guys.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I remember my first beer...

Er, greenlight WHY?

Abstruse: What about the Sopranos? Never got an apology for that. Well not so much The Sopranos as all the NJ farks who took it seriously.

Well that's because the Sopranos is one of the greatest comedies of our time. Not to mention that it's awesome. Except here, you're an idiot if you're one of those people who say "I know where _____ from the Sopranos is. I've been there"

You and the rest of the state, pal. That's the point.

My story is cooler though, because they filmed one of the final scenes across from my work, so I got to watch it all happen.

I'm going to a concert Monday night. I always shout at the band and sing along with the song. The thing is, I'm always right up against the stage in anything that doesn't have assigned seating (I dare you to muscle out a 300+ lb guy in a suit and tie at a punk concert). So there's actually a chance they might HEAR ME since I'm 10 friggin' feet away tops (usually more like "Oh fark, that guitar player better not do the jump kick thing again when they get to the breakdown or he'll take my farking head off!" close).

The only bad part about that tendency is that I only know what bands sound like live in their own friggin' monitors.

Maybe she wanted them to go faster

cksewell At an Eagles concert in Dallas some guy in front of us kept yelling "Wooooo Don, Wooooo Don, Wooooooooo Don" over and over.


Funny.
Henley lives in Dallas.

You never hear anyone yelling "Play some of your new stuff!" .

El Chode: Dear everyone,

On behalf of the rest of New Jersey that aren't guidos or fat chicks with pube-like hair on their head and large tattoos on their calves, we are deeply, truly sorry for Bon Jovi. It saddens me to know that stupid twats are as absurd about his music outside of the greater tri-state NYC area. He is a no-talent ass clown and the rest of his bands are sad excuses for musicians.

Sincerely, and I do mean sincerely,

- El Chode

P.S. Ireland, it's your turn for Bono

But you did give us Tom Waits, so, there's that...

creeto: You never hear anyone yelling "Play some of your new stuff!" .

I just saw Mogwai last night, and all these stoned farking Smith/Amherst College students in Northampton kept making requests from the back of the room. The room was just small enough to where the band could hear all of them, and were getting visibly annoyed at times. Finally, when someone requested they play "Superheroes of BMX,"someone standing pretty close to me screamed "play what's next on the setlist!!!" I Lol'ed.

Abstruse: El Chode: Dear everyone,

On behalf of the rest of New Jersey that aren't guidos or fat chicks with pube-like hair on their head and large tattoos on their calves, we are deeply, truly sorry for Bon Jovi. It saddens me to know that stupid twats are as absurd about his music outside of the greater tri-state NYC area. He is a no-talent ass clown and the rest of his bands are sad excuses for musicians.

Sincerely, and I do mean sincerely,

- El Chode

P.S. Ireland, it's your turn for Bono

What about the Sopranos? Never got an apology for that. Well not so much The Sopranos as all the NJ farks who took it seriously.

/As a Texan, I refuse to apologize for Bush because he's from New England or for Matthew McConaughey because we gave you Mike Judge as well.


yes but if you folks in texas had not elected him as retard Governor of retard State and put up with his asshattery , 3rd grade vocabulary, and right wing pandering ...

urethra_franklin: But you did give us Tom Waits, so, there's that...

No we didn't.

Unless you mean in the same way we helped give everyone Bob Dylan

Fark outdoors. The screaming is MUCH WORSE inside a small venue .

Case in point: About 10 years ago, I went with my sister to see Rick Springfield play at a tiny club in Atlanta. Men, DO NOT EVER DO THIS. Needless to say that my hearing returned about 2 days later, but it has never been the same since.


Goddamn screeching women!

El Chode: urethra_franklin: But you did give us Tom Waits, so, there's that...

No we didn't.

Unless you mean in the same way we helped give everyone Bob Dylan

Bingo...

I went to the Unwigged & Unplugged concert in Dallas last night and during the Q&A, some woman got the microphone and yelled "PLAY SEX FARM!"

One guy made Michael McKean LOL by asking "What's the most recent question you've been asked tonight?"

BTW, awesome concert.

ne2d: Bon Jovi - Living on a Prayer - Jazz Fest 2009

I take it you are not very familiar with the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival.

MorningBreath: I went to see BB King, the guy next to me sang every line of every song as loud as BB King. I would have said something but he was 6'8" and 300 + pounds, and looked mean as sin.

Unlike this girl, though, this guy had a voice as pure as butter,



Was it this guy? If so he's the right size and a gentleman as well as a member of the blues hall of fame.

El Chode: Dear everyone,

On behalf of the rest of New Jersey that aren't guidos or fat chicks with pube-like hair on their head and large tattoos on their calves, we are deeply, truly sorry for Bon Jovi. It saddens me to know that stupid twats are as absurd about his music outside of the greater tri-state NYC area. He is a no-talent ass clown and the rest of his bands are sad excuses for musicians.

Sincerely, and I do mean sincerely,

- El Chode

P.S. Ireland, it's your turn for Bono

On behalf of the rest of Ireland I would like to apologise for Bono. I assure you he is as hated here as anywhere. We have no excuse for this travesty that has afflicted the world except perhaps he is from Dublin. He is a high grade asshat and hypocrite. The rest of the band are boring, terrible musicians who are probably also sick of his shiat but stay together for the money.
Sincerely
commisioner

Dear people behind me at the Synchronicity tour at Market Square Arena: I'm really, really sorry.

/sorry

cryinoutloud: Just as annoying are the people who think that because there's music playing, they are allowed to dance--just as wildly and anywhere they want to, no matter how many other people are smashed in next to them.

I hate those farkin' types---flailing their arms around like they're a helicopter trying to get off the ground. Go ahead and do it....waaaaaaaay off to the side.

I'm pretty sure that people running from the collapsing WTC towers didn't sound as desperate as her.

commisioner: The rest of the band are boring, terrible musicians

Well, Edge knows his way round a digital delay. I'll give him that...

+1

I was at a Tori Amos concert a few years ago. Sit-down event. Assigned seating, no GA at all.
The two girls nexto us didn't sit the fark down the entire concert.
And while I can totally forgive a shriek of joy when your favorite artist plays your favorite song... every song does not qualify as your favorite.

/Tori Farking Amos.
//There was less shrieking at the NIN concert.
///More bruised ribs from being in the pit at the NIN concert though.

El Chode: Dear everyone,

On behalf of the rest of New Jersey that aren't guidos or fat chicks with pube-like hair on their head and large tattoos on their calves, we are deeply, truly sorry for Bon Jovi. It saddens me to know that stupid twats are as absurd about his music outside of the greater tri-state NYC area. He is a no-talent ass clown and the rest of his bands are sad excuses for musicians.

Sincerely, and I do mean sincerely,

- El Chode

P.S. Ireland, it's your turn for Bono

Thank-you El Chode, I/We realize it's not the fault of everyone in NJ, anymore than every Canadian should be killed for Celine Dion :D

Archfeld: every Canadian should be killed for Celine Dion :D

Don't forget Neil Young.