somehow, I imagine him being in this band:

first guy I thought of

This is what is wrong with the world right here. But maybe we are lucky he doesn't really play guitar.

Air Guitar Hero is next.

thesubliminalman: This is what is wrong with the world right here. But maybe we are lucky he doesn't really play guitar.

Wow. If this is what you think is wrong with the world, what the hell do you think about things that are of actual consequence? Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?

This man is no virgin, and neither are any animals in the surrounding area.

The man in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efNdI8uzWN8


Big ol' :| from me.

A++++ Headline, Subby! Would LOL again!

Wheedley wheedley waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Actually, he kind of looks like a date rapist.

/hot like the back seat of a volkswagen

He uses air to inflate his groupies, too.

henchman_24: Actually, he kind of looks like a date rapist.

/hot like the back seat of a volkswagen

Judging by the mustache, I don't think he goes for girls.

Every year there is another article posted on Fark about the air guitar championship. Talk about "recycling non-news."

feanturi: thesubliminalman: This is what is wrong with the world right here. But maybe we are lucky he doesn't really play guitar.

Wow. If this is what you think is wrong with the world, what the hell do you think about things that are of actual consequence? Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?

Somebody doesn't know what joke are apparently.

feanturi: thesubliminalman: This is what is wrong with the world right here. But maybe we are lucky he doesn't really play guitar.

Wow. If this is what you think is wrong with the world, what the hell do you think about things that are of actual consequence? Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?

How do you know I am not?

No really the fact that this is a CBS News story is the depressing part. Slow news day?

This thing?

Hot lixx?


Also, this guy looks like the offspring of John Waters and Jim Carrey

Dammit! I shouldn't have wasted time with the celebrity offspring!

FeedTheCollapse: somehow, I imagine him being in this band:

Very yes.

It's official: careers for people pretending to play an instrument or who play a little plastic "guitar" with colorful buttons are now more feasible than careers for actual musicians.

CruJones: henchman_24: Actually, he kind of looks like a date rapist.

/hot like the back seat of a volkswagen

Judging by the mustache, I don't think he goes for girls.

Kinda has a John Waters vibe to it, that stache.

henchman_24: Actually, he kind of looks like a date rapist.

/hot like the back seat of a volkswagen

Heh - Mallrats popped into my head when I saw his pic, too, but I was thinking more along the lines of this:

youtube video of the guy (new window)

eh... I guess I can see the uhh modern dance aspect of it all, but it still doesn't make it any less sillier (just like with any other type of modern dance)

daveydave: Air Guitar Hero is next.

It's been around for almost a year!

This...this is SO far from stupid, I must invent a new term. Something that conveys its utter boundless STUPIDITY yet carries it further down the road of STINKINGLY HORRIBLE. KARKFUM! No, no that's taken...wait...STOINKY!

/weedly weedly weeeeeeee, wankerz

ROCK ON BABY !!!

scwewywabbit: Youtube video

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahhHHAHAHAAHAHAHAhahahaha

/ah peed mah kilt!

Marla Singer's Laundry: It's official: careers for people pretending to play an instrument or who play a little plastic "guitar" with colorful buttons are now more feasible than careers for actual musicians.

I have more respect for someone who is good at Guitar Hero than for someone who is "good" at air guitar

Couldn't finish the video. Too embarrassing.

But I vote for this air guitar champ from '04
Link (new window)

The times I pushed amps though crowded streets and hauled them up flights of stairs or drove mucho hrs to play 4hrs and drive back at 3am and actually having to LEARN bazillions of songs on the fly and getting stiffed for gigs, etc.. and this dork is frikkin "champion" of something other than pulling his pud to granny porn?!?
Sanctioned Air guitar contests is just one more piece of evidence that Western Civilization teeters upon the very precipice of doom.
There are times when being without a pipe-bomb is just so frustrating.

I wonder: When he goes somewhere in a car does he sit in the passenger seat with one of those bright yellow toddler's steering wheels so he can pretend to drive?

You think this is stupid? For two successive years Tom Hanks was given the highest honor for *pretending* to be mentally handicapped then *pretending* to have AIDS. FFS, even Dubya earned gobs of money and an even more ludicrous number of mouth-breathing supporters for *pretending* to lead the country, fight terror, help education, respond to Katrina, fix the economy, etc.

Squidgilum: I wonder: When he goes somewhere in a car does he sit in the passenger seat with one of those bright yellow toddler's steering wheels so he can pretend to drive?

+1 to you

mudpants: But I vote for this air guitar champ from '04
Link (new window)

I'd let her finger my fret!

Arbus_Khan: The times I pushed amps though crowded streets and hauled them up flights of stairs or drove mucho hrs to play 4hrs and drive back at 3am and actually having to LEARN bazillions of songs on the fly and getting stiffed for gigs, etc.. and this dork is frikkin "champion" of something other than pulling his pud to granny porn?!?
Sanctioned Air guitar contests is just one more piece of evidence that Western Civilization teeters upon the very precipice of doom.
There are times when being without a pipe-bomb is just so frustrating.

No need to waste a pipe when a mollie will do.

DrMcNinja
Also, this guy looks like the offspring of John Waters and Jim Carrey

yessssssssssssss.

I'm going to enter the air texting championships this year. GO USA!!

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//not impressed

Even more sad is that there is a competition for air guitar champion. WTF?

I always think of this when I see anything about air guitar...

Link

I came here to say that I thought Hot Lixx was a brand of lollipops with insects inside. I was going to post a picture, because this is Fark and we do that sort of thing.

I found this picture along the way and completely forgot what I was doing.


Now I'm back. So here it is:


So, now that we're here - does anyone have the Bloom County strip with Opus being caught playing air guitar?

Last year a girl in Brooklyn who broke her toe jumping from the rafters and ended with her bleeding, exposed bone toe on the judges table.

Pretty hard core stuff (popples)

Craigums rocks. . So does his real band. http://www.thelovesongs.com/

So you know he's the model they used for the guitarist for either guitar hero or rock band. . . . Yeah, that guy.

This guy actually knows how to play guitar really well. He also plays drums in the punk band "This is my fist!" I met him at after a show one time. He's a cool guy.

this is my fist is over I think now.

Biggie Smalls kicked this guy's ass last year.

/friends with Biggie Smalls' brother

umm Craig won last year too. . . He didn't compete in 2007 and he won in 2006. . Dunno who Biggie Smalls is other than a direct ripoff of someone else's name.