submitter: If this story was even vaguely true it would be a lot longer

They had to save room for the "I'VE GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BOOBS" story link.

Stays Crunchy in Milk: submitter: If this story was even vaguely true it would be a lot longer

They had to save room for the "I'VE GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BOOBS" story link.

This is all I saw when I followed the link. Was there an article?

So white tea = soap?

If all you drank was farking tea, of course you'de lose weight.


/ Think I'll try that
// I sound fat

Who cares if it makes you lose weight? How does it taste?
I love the smell of Earl Grey in the morning. It smells like...Capt Picard.

You gotta love the link at the bottom of the 'article'

"More 'News' here..."

I heard getting teabagged on camera will help you lose weight, because you're so traumatized you lose your appetite.

Were.

If this story were true.

I've seen work done by disinterested high school students that had more substance.

Stays Crunchy in Milk: submitter: If this story was even vaguely true it would be a lot longer

They had to save room for the "I'VE GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BOOBS" story link.

"And even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care."

Her breasts are not the only ones in danger of explosion

RadicalMiddle: Who cares if it makes you lose weight? How does it taste?
I love the smell of Earl Grey in the morning. It smells like...Capt Picard.

ever stare at the microwave and gravely intone, "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."? Because, ahem, I have never done that.

ever.

/link is hot like fudge on a sundae

Story may be true, this is the Star we're talking about here. Not exactly like it's a prominent medical journal. This is a trash tabloid. They hit the main point (tea = weightloss). I'll expect the important details in the more respectable publications.

the article writer sounds fat

legrandbatard: Stays Crunchy in Milk: submitter: If this story was even vaguely true it would be a lot longer

They had to save room for the "I'VE GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BOOBS" story link.

"And even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care."

Her breasts are not the only ones in danger of explosion

Having breasts in danger of exploding must be inconvenient for you huh?

Submitter: If this story was even vaguely true it would be a lot longer

and Britain would stop trying to chase down the US obesity rate.

Diabetes soars in Britain as obesity continues to rise (new window)
Britain 'sickest' country in Europe with worst rates of obesity and teenage pregnancy (new window)

The author:

legrandbatard: Stays Crunchy in Milk: submitter: If this story was even vaguely true it would be a lot longer

They had to save room for the "I'VE GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BOOBS" story link.

"And even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care."

Her breasts are not the only ones in danger of explosion

I'm at work. Are they real? or fools gold? 'Cause I've never known real ones to be in danger of exploding.

Tea might be slimming...

I wouldn't know becaus of the heaping tablespoons of sugar and whole milk I add to each cuppa.



/MMmmm

Dear god I hate the Daily Star. This is so farking old. You see there are these things called epigallocatechins that are present in all Camelia based teas... fark it

farfigneugan: legrandbatard: Stays Crunchy in Milk: submitter: If this story was even vaguely true it would be a lot longer

They had to save room for the "I'VE GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BOOBS" story link.

"And even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care."

Her breasts are not the only ones in danger of explosion

I'm at work. Are they real? or fools gold? 'Cause I've never known real ones to be in danger of exploding.

Fake and she looks like a freak because of them.

farfigneugan: legrandbatard: Stays Crunchy in Milk: submitter: If this story was even vaguely true it would be a lot longer

They had to save room for the "I'VE GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BOOBS" story link.

"And even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care."

Her breasts are not the only ones in danger of explosion

I'm at work. Are they real? or fools gold? 'Cause I've never known real ones to be in danger of exploding.

Let's just say that when it explodes, the candy flies out.
(No, they are fake and a health risk associated with leaky silicon entering the bloodstream and causing an obstruction among other things)

farfigneugan: I'm at work. Are they real? or fools gold? 'Cause I've never known real ones to be in danger of exploding.



FAAAAAAAAKE

Stays Crunchy in Milk: submitter: If this story was even vaguely true it would be a lot longer

They had to save room for the "I'VE GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BOOBS" story link.

There's ALWAYS room for the world's biggest boobs.

legrandbatard: Stays Crunchy in Milk: submitter: If this story was even vaguely true it would be a lot longer

They had to save room for the "I'VE GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BOOBS" story link.

"And even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care."

Her breasts are not the only ones in danger of explosion

Actually, here (new window)is an example of why over-sized breast implants are dangerous.

What a cute tea cup! I've never seen one that looks like that with the little pocket for the tea bag!
Seems pointless, but looks really cute!!

Stays Crunchy in Milk: submitter: If this story was even vaguely true it would be a lot longer

They had to save room for the "I'VE GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BOOBS" story link.

Of course she lives in my city. Ugh.

farfigneugan: legrandbatard: Stays Crunchy in Milk: submitter: If this story was even vaguely true it would be a lot longer

They had to save room for the "I'VE GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BOOBS" story link.

"And even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care."

Her breasts are not the only ones in danger of explosion

I'm at work. Are they real? or fools gold? 'Cause I've never known real ones to be in danger of exploding.

The link is SFW. They're fake, she's undergone 9 plastic surgeries to do it. And she left her boyfriend because he wanted her to stop. She said she "has to follow her own dream".

imfallen_angel: legrandbatard: Stays Crunchy in Milk: submitter: If this story was even vaguely true it would be a lot longer

They had to save room for the "I'VE GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BOOBS" story link.

"And even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care."

Her breasts are not the only ones in danger of explosion

Actually, here (new window)is an example of why over-sized breast implants are dangerous.

You bastard! I never saw that before.

imfallen_angel: legrandbatard: Stays Crunchy in Milk: submitter: If this story was even vaguely true it would be a lot longer

They had to save room for the "I'VE GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BOOBS" story link.

"And even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care."

Her breasts are not the only ones in danger of explosion

Actually, here (new window)is an example of why over-sized breast implants are dangerous.

Hah!

foo monkey: Were.

If this story were true.

I am glad I am not the only one to catch that...

RadicalMiddle: Who cares if it makes you lose weight? How does it taste?
I love the smell of Earl Grey in the morning. It smells like...Capt Picard.

I love the smell of Capt Picard in the morning.

Is there nothing tea can't do? Notice it was hot with milk in it, you yankee freaks. When it goes cold you throw it away.

The only white tea I ever tried tasted like water. This may make me give it a second chance - maybe I was brewing it wrong.

FT(extended)A: Brewing the perfect cup of white tea, however, requires rather more attention to detail, with experts recommending 1.5 teaspoons of white tea is used per 200ml (6.7 fluid ounces) of water.

To avoid unwanted bitterness, perfectionists will ensure that the water temperature does not exceed 180F (80C) at any point.

cptrelentless: Is there nothing tea can't do? Notice it was hot with milk in it, you yankee freaks. When it goes cold you throw it away.

People stare at me when I put milk in my tea. Idiots, all of them.
And, on another note, when my sister drinks coffee she puts in tons of sugar and creme and lets it sit until it cools to room temperature.
I find that disgusting.

imfallen_angel: legrandbatard: Stays Crunchy in Milk: submitter: If this story was even vaguely true it would be a lot longer

They had to save room for the "I'VE GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BOOBS" story link.

"And even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care."

Her breasts are not the only ones in danger of explosion

Actually, here (new window)is an example of why over-sized breast implants are dangerous.

Holy crap, dude!!

Would have been wider too.

I'm more interested in the link to the video of Eva Wyrwal NSFW (new window)

/Mmmm..natural goodness

I have to put some sugar in my first cup of military grade uber-caffeinated coffee in the morning. That will usually kill my tastebuds for the day so I can go black from then on. After about 2pm I'll switch to tea to give my stomach a rest.

I do enjoy green tea on the weekends or in the evening. It goes well as an after supper drink. Black teas are good digestives as well. Much better than a handful of tums.

I've been trying different alcohols in my tea to try and find a good mix... Brandy is good but it's too easy to spot...

Mega Steve: I'm more interested in the link to the video of Eva Wyrwal NSFW (new window)

/Mmmm..natural goodness

I just tore my pants.

jasonmicron: farfigneugan: legrandbatard: Stays Crunchy in Milk: submitter: If this story was even vaguely true it would be a lot longer

They had to save room for the "I'VE GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BOOBS" story link.

"And even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care."

Her breasts are not the only ones in danger of explosion

I'm at work. Are they real? or fools gold? 'Cause I've never known real ones to be in danger of exploding.

The link is SFW. They're fake, she's undergone 9 plastic surgeries to do it. And she left her boyfriend because he wanted her to stop. She said she "has to follow her own dream".

Well, some people like to become movie stars, others want to help the world, and just a few others want to become part of medical history... As examples of what NOT to do.

Jocundry: I love the smell of Capt Picard in the morning.



I'm pretty sure this is what the replicator was calibrated to replicate. Picard wouldn't have wanted it any other way.

Subby is assuming the tabloid writers know how to read all that science-y stuff.

green apple and nectarine flavors of snapple white tea are damn tasty.

i drink a bottle of the stuff a day....... and i'm still only 150 pounds like i was a year ago. mebbe there's something to that article.

They forgot to mention that drinking white tea also MIGHT make you win the lottery...

/and might cause a festering boil in the center of your forehead, as well.