Best thing about pregnant cougars is you can't knock them up!

/DRTFA

Mom?

Declawing is really hard on domestic cats but should be considered animal cruelty for wild (even captive wild) animals. This woman's knuckles fingers should be lopped off at the first knuckle.

What a pregnant cougar may look like?






Not sure if she is yet considered a cougar?

Woo hoo! Cougar thread.

Monitoring the situation

Someone finally knocked up Jennifer Aniston?

/Jolie's too young to be a cougar

Mugato Quote 2009-05-03 10:18:06 AM
Someone finally knocked up Jennifer Aniston?

/Jolie's too young to be a cougar



I was not sure on that. I thinks she's only 34. Cougar = over 40?

/Hot like Demi

What cougar bewbs may look like"

She's Gone

Ohh..I...

gulogulo-

+1

What if the woman in question is 39 years old but turning 40 in two months? Does that count as a cougar? I am 29 years old myself and taking this woman out in a week or so. Just wanted to know.

/dating older women is a fetish of mine I guess

Don't they call the 30-somethings "Pumas" or something?

Oh great, now Kar98 has welcomed in all the furries.

ravenlore: Don't they call the 30-somethings "Pumas" or something?

I'm not sure about the slang, but as far as the animal goes mountain lion/cougar/puma is all the same thing. Just the English/French/Spanish names

Lord S810: What cougar bewbs may look like"

DAMN!!!

AbiNormal: Lord S810: What cougar bewbs may look like"

DAMN!!!

lol, yeah. Remove the holding device and, well, they won't look like that. My GF looks the same in her gear, it's nice.

Not all cougars are the hawt.

gulogulo: Declawing is really hard on domestic cats

My cat Willow was declawed on all four feet (before we got her). It was a home job and the claws grew back through the pads of her feet. When we got her, she walked like every step hurt her, which I'm sure it did. Now she stomps up and down the stairs as loudly as possible.

Of course, we abuse her in different ways:


/just kidding, she seems to like having it on her head for some reason
//she sits by it and meows until you put it on, then sits with it for like ten minutes
///I have no idea

DubyaHater: What if the woman in question is 39 years old but turning 40 in two months? Does that count as a cougar? I am 29 years old myself and taking this woman out in a week or so. Just wanted to know.

/dating older women is a fetish of mine I guess

39 = Cougar

You go dude!

Chinchillazilla: My cat Willow was declawed on all four feet (before we got her). It was a home job and the claws grew back through the pads of her feet. When we got her, she walked like every step hurt her, which I'm sure it did. Now she stomps up and down the stairs as loudly as possible.

Did you have to get her surgery to fix her paws?

origami_girl: Chinchillazilla: My cat Willow was declawed on all four feet (before we got her). It was a home job and the claws grew back through the pads of her feet. When we got her, she walked like every step hurt her, which I'm sure it did. Now she stomps up and down the stairs as loudly as possible.

Did you have to get her surgery to fix her paws?

The woman at the shelter did. She was at the shelter for about a year because she was an adult already and people go for kittens.

/her previous owners, after the botched declawing, took her to the vet and told him to put her down because they didn't want her anymore
//he took her to the shelter instead
///I love that vet, whoever he is

Chinchillazilla: origami_girl: Chinchillazilla: My cat Willow was declawed on all four feet (before we got her). It was a home job and the claws grew back through the pads of her feet. When we got her, she walked like every step hurt her, which I'm sure it did. Now she stomps up and down the stairs as loudly as possible.

Did you have to get her surgery to fix her paws?

The woman at the shelter did. She was at the shelter for about a year because she was an adult already and people go for kittens.

/her previous owners, after the botched declawing, took her to the vet and told him to put her down because they didn't want her anymore
//he took her to the shelter instead
///I love that vet, whoever he is

Aww thats good. I have a real soft spot for grey cats. She is beautiful...give her a pet for me.

Lets not loose focus here.

Doctor Funkenstein: Woo hoo! Cougar thread.

Ah, Wifey. Dear sweet Wifey. :)

Chinchillazilla:

//she sits by it and meows until you put it on, then sits with it for like ten minutes

IT'S NANNERPUSS!!!

Came for the What a pregnant cougar might look like comment and pic and was not let down.

John Buck 41: Doctor Funkenstein: Woo hoo! Cougar thread.

Ah, Wifey. Dear sweet Wifey. :)

Me likey wifey.

FYI - the pic in your profile is freakin' awesome.

ravenlore: Don't they call the 30-somethings "Pumas" or something?

I call them "kids"... ;(

soapdish: IT'S NANNERPUSS!!!

Ahahaha, she has a new nickname.

/Guess what? I love pancakes

Lord S810: What cougar bewbs may look like"

Suuurre. What cougar boobs may really look like:

"We're going after cougar!"

Chinchillazilla: /just kidding, she seems to like having it on her head for some reason
//she sits by it and meows until you put it on, then sits with it for like ten minutes
///I have no idea

I asked her and the answer is simple; she said if she wears it anywhere else it chafes.

/under H for toy

Lord S810: Lets not loose focus here.

If you want me to
I could hang 'round with you
If I only knew
That's what you're into. (new window)

cryinoutloud [TotalFark] Quote 2009-05-03 11:12:11 AM
Lord S810: What cougar bewbs may look like"

Suuurre. What cougar boobs may really look like:

Lets not cloud the issue with the facts.

Her biological clock was counting down.

Lord S810: Lets not loose focus here.

Lose, not loose.

sorry,
pet peeve

farfigneugan: Lord S810: Lets not loose focus here.

Lose, not loose.

sorry,
pet peeve

pet peave.

Doctor Funkenstein: Woo hoo! Cougar thread.

Is it sad that I know that's "Wifey"?

Highroller48: Doctor Funkenstein: Woo hoo! Cougar thread.

Is it sad that I know that's "Wifey"?

No,because I know it's Wifey too.

tehotherbilly, thanks for making it all clear to me.

tehotherbilly , I never realized women evolved like Pokemon. Thanks!

/Ready for Battle Cat mode.

Mugato: Someone finally knocked up Jennifer Aniston?



Not that I know of, but I'd be more than glad to volunteer for that duty. Gigity.

I live in the woods near Poiciana, so Holy shiat! It's a cougar! Get in the car!

/This is really where I live

Cerebral Ballsy: I live in the woods near Poiciana, so Holy shiat! It's a cougar! Get in the car!

/This is really where I live

I live on the other side N. of Lake Monroe so I'm getting a ....

/real panthers over here, roamin' around

I am guessing she did not want her babies born in captivity.
We now will have wild, wild cats in Florida.

I am betting she will be welcomed by some male Panther...

Is it a Florida Panther or a regular cougar?