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(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Pregnant cougar escapes. She's declawed, if you're into that sort of thing   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 67
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Queuebert 2009-05-03 10:12:18 AM  
Best thing about pregnant cougars is you can't knock them up!

/DRTFA

 
ty stick 2009-05-03 10:14:00 AM  
Mom?

 
gulogulo 2009-05-03 10:14:42 AM  
Declawing is really hard on domestic cats but should be considered animal cruelty for wild (even captive wild) animals. This woman's knuckles fingers should be lopped off at the first knuckle.

 
Lord S810 [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 10:15:22 AM  
What a pregnant cougar may look like?


knockedupcelebs.com



Not sure if she is yet considered a cougar?

 
Doctor Funkenstein [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 10:16:40 AM  
Woo hoo! Cougar thread.

img13.imageshack.us

 
deltabourne 2009-05-03 10:17:29 AM  
www.nerve.com

Monitoring the situation

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 10:18:06 AM  
Someone finally knocked up Jennifer Aniston?

/Jolie's too young to be a cougar

 
Lord S810 [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 10:21:10 AM  
Mugato Quote 2009-05-03 10:18:06 AM
Someone finally knocked up Jennifer Aniston?

/Jolie's too young to be a cougar



I was not sure on that. I thinks she's only 34. Cougar = over 40?

 
Lord S810 [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 10:22:43 AM  
www.momlogic.com


/Hot like Demi

 
Lord S810 [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 10:25:13 AM  
What cougar bewbs may look like"



image.examiner.com

 
BobXXL 2009-05-03 10:25:38 AM  
She's Gone
img87.imageshack.us
Ohh..I...

 
litespeed74 2009-05-03 10:26:25 AM  
gulogulo-

+1

 
DubyaHater 2009-05-03 10:26:42 AM  
What if the woman in question is 39 years old but turning 40 in two months? Does that count as a cougar? I am 29 years old myself and taking this woman out in a week or so. Just wanted to know.

/dating older women is a fetish of mine I guess

 
Kar98 2009-05-03 10:27:27 AM  
i39.tinypic.com

 
ravenlore [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 10:28:05 AM  
Don't they call the 30-somethings "Pumas" or something?

 
Aidan [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 10:29:35 AM  
Oh great, now Kar98 has welcomed in all the furries.

 
Oldiron_79 2009-05-03 10:33:00 AM  
ravenlore: Don't they call the 30-somethings "Pumas" or something?

I'm not sure about the slang, but as far as the animal goes mountain lion/cougar/puma is all the same thing. Just the English/French/Spanish names

 
AbiNormal 2009-05-03 10:36:20 AM  
Lord S810: What cougar bewbs may look like"

DAMN!!!

 
castufari 2009-05-03 10:40:16 AM  
AbiNormal: Lord S810: What cougar bewbs may look like"

DAMN!!!


lol, yeah. Remove the holding device and, well, they won't look like that. My GF looks the same in her gear, it's nice.

Not all cougars are the hawt.

 
Chinchillazilla [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-03 10:48:10 AM  
gulogulo: Declawing is really hard on domestic cats

My cat Willow was declawed on all four feet (before we got her). It was a home job and the claws grew back through the pads of her feet. When we got her, she walked like every step hurt her, which I'm sure it did. Now she stomps up and down the stairs as loudly as possible.

Of course, we abuse her in different ways:
i8.photobucket.com

/just kidding, she seems to like having it on her head for some reason
//she sits by it and meows until you put it on, then sits with it for like ten minutes
///I have no idea

 
Skippy the Wonder Lizzard 2009-05-03 10:53:46 AM  
DubyaHater: What if the woman in question is 39 years old but turning 40 in two months? Does that count as a cougar? I am 29 years old myself and taking this woman out in a week or so. Just wanted to know.

/dating older women is a fetish of mine I guess


39 = Cougar

You go dude!

 
origami_girl [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 10:54:12 AM  
Chinchillazilla: My cat Willow was declawed on all four feet (before we got her). It was a home job and the claws grew back through the pads of her feet. When we got her, she walked like every step hurt her, which I'm sure it did. Now she stomps up and down the stairs as loudly as possible.

Did you have to get her surgery to fix her paws?

 
Chinchillazilla [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-03 10:57:43 AM  
origami_girl: Chinchillazilla: My cat Willow was declawed on all four feet (before we got her). It was a home job and the claws grew back through the pads of her feet. When we got her, she walked like every step hurt her, which I'm sure it did. Now she stomps up and down the stairs as loudly as possible.

Did you have to get her surgery to fix her paws?


The woman at the shelter did. She was at the shelter for about a year because she was an adult already and people go for kittens.

/her previous owners, after the botched declawing, took her to the vet and told him to put her down because they didn't want her anymore
//he took her to the shelter instead
///I love that vet, whoever he is

 
origami_girl [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 11:00:00 AM  
Chinchillazilla: origami_girl: Chinchillazilla: My cat Willow was declawed on all four feet (before we got her). It was a home job and the claws grew back through the pads of her feet. When we got her, she walked like every step hurt her, which I'm sure it did. Now she stomps up and down the stairs as loudly as possible.

Did you have to get her surgery to fix her paws?

The woman at the shelter did. She was at the shelter for about a year because she was an adult already and people go for kittens.

/her previous owners, after the botched declawing, took her to the vet and told him to put her down because they didn't want her anymore
//he took her to the shelter instead
///I love that vet, whoever he is


Aww thats good. I have a real soft spot for grey cats. She is beautiful...give her a pet for me.

 
Lord S810 [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 11:01:05 AM  
Lets not loose focus here.


www.joblo.com

 
John Buck 41 2009-05-03 11:01:15 AM  
Doctor Funkenstein: Woo hoo! Cougar thread.

Ah, Wifey. Dear sweet Wifey. :)

 
soapdish 2009-05-03 11:04:50 AM  
Chinchillazilla:

//she sits by it and meows until you put it on, then sits with it for like ten minutes

IT'S NANNERPUSS!!!

 
GonzoNihilist 2009-05-03 11:05:39 AM  
Came for the What a pregnant cougar might look like comment and pic and was not let down.

 
Doctor Funkenstein [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 11:08:50 AM  
John Buck 41: Doctor Funkenstein: Woo hoo! Cougar thread.

Ah, Wifey. Dear sweet Wifey. :)


Me likey wifey.

FYI - the pic in your profile is freakin' awesome.

 
StoneColdAtheist 2009-05-03 11:08:58 AM  
ravenlore: Don't they call the 30-somethings "Pumas" or something?

I call them "kids"... ;(

 
Chinchillazilla [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-03 11:09:04 AM  
soapdish: IT'S NANNERPUSS!!!

Ahahaha, she has a new nickname.

/Guess what? I love pancakes

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 11:12:11 AM  
Lord S810: What cougar bewbs may look like"

Suuurre. What cougar boobs may really look like:

images4.wikia.nocookie.net

 
Tellingthem 2009-05-03 11:16:05 AM  
i318.photobucket.com
"We're going after cougar!"

 
DigitalCoffee 2009-05-03 11:22:27 AM  
Chinchillazilla: /just kidding, she seems to like having it on her head for some reason
//she sits by it and meows until you put it on, then sits with it for like ten minutes
///I have no idea


I asked her and the answer is simple; she said if she wears it anywhere else it chafes.

/under H for toy

 
nickerj1 2009-05-03 11:27:15 AM  

 
Lord S810 [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 11:32:08 AM  
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] Quote 2009-05-03 11:12:11 AM
Lord S810: What cougar bewbs may look like"

Suuurre. What cougar boobs may really look like:


Lets not cloud the issue with the facts.

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2009-05-03 11:35:53 AM  
Her biological clock was counting down.

 
farfigneugan [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 11:37:03 AM  
Lord S810: Lets not loose focus here.

Lose, not loose.

sorry,
pet peeve

 
ph0rk 2009-05-03 11:42:30 AM  
farfigneugan: Lord S810: Lets not loose focus here.

Lose, not loose.

sorry,
pet peeve


pet peave.

 
tehotherbilly 2009-05-03 11:49:51 AM  
img145.imageshack.us

 
Highroller48 [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 11:52:28 AM  
Doctor Funkenstein: Woo hoo! Cougar thread.

Is it sad that I know that's "Wifey"?

 
serialkittenkiller 2009-05-03 12:01:17 PM  
Highroller48: Doctor Funkenstein: Woo hoo! Cougar thread.

Is it sad that I know that's "Wifey"?


No,because I know it's Wifey too.

 
Sue Dunham 2009-05-03 12:13:18 PM  
tehotherbilly, thanks for making it all clear to me.

 
Epossumondas [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-03 12:16:06 PM  
tehotherbilly , I never realized women evolved like Pokemon. Thanks!

/Ready for Battle Cat mode.

 
Oldiron_79 2009-05-03 12:20:56 PM  
Mugato: Someone finally knocked up Jennifer Aniston?



Not that I know of, but I'd be more than glad to volunteer for that duty. Gigity.

 
linuxpyro 2009-05-03 12:55:30 PM  
bokonon.rit.edu

 
Cerebral Ballsy [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 01:17:58 PM  
I live in the woods near Poiciana, so Holy shiat! It's a cougar! Get in the car!

/This is really where I live

 
BobXXL 2009-05-03 01:37:29 PM  
Cerebral Ballsy: I live in the woods near Poiciana, so Holy shiat! It's a cougar! Get in the car!

/This is really where I live


I live on the other side N. of Lake Monroe so I'm getting a ....

/real panthers over here, roamin' around

 
Mad-n-FL 2009-05-03 01:39:23 PM  
I am guessing she did not want her babies born in captivity.
We now will have wild, wild cats in Florida.

I am betting she will be welcomed by some male Panther...

 
Cerebral Ballsy [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 01:49:34 PM  
Is it a Florida Panther or a regular cougar?

 
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