Kind of srange they can be charged with cruelty to animals for killing and eating a calf. Did they lock it down in a small compartment where it couldn't move for 16-20 months first?

Good point. If the farmer had slaughtered the animal himself for food, no one would have a problem. I don't know if you could necessarily call this cruelty (maybe the shooting it with an arrow part, but I don't know). B&E and burglary/larceny clearly though.

I came here to say it's not really veal, but srhp29 seems to have made the point.

I got a bed for him to sleep in.

:D

Gonna have to shave that douchehawk though.

This article reminds me that I'm really hungry. Thank you article.

Maybe that calf was like training wheels. And someday they'd eventually be hunting full grown cows.

It's cruelty if the animal is not slaughtered in a humane manner. No evidence that these two jackasses were humane.

I remember the story back from USSR days where group of campers carved steaks from a live cow.

Palmyra was founded in 1789.

What do you do when 2 homeless people kill a calf for food?

Why, punish them with free room and board, thats what.

Go easy on 'em. They were just channeling Dickie Betts. . .

This story made me hungry.

Meh, rustlers. String'm up.

BenJammin: It's cruelty if the animal is not slaughtered in a humane manner. No evidence that these two jackasses were humane.

Like shooting deer with an arrow and then slitting it's throat after you catch up to it? People have been killing animal's in the same manner for millions of years and for the same reasons, although I think these two were just a couple of punks. The cruelty to animal's law is way over used these days.

detfrost1: I got a bed for him to sleep in.

:D

Gonna have to shave that douchehawk though.

Either his barber walks with a limp or is cross-eyed.

Forced Perspective: Palmyra was founded in 1789.

Palmyra is in the room... is Chicago? Is not Chicago!

Can't afford food but can afford razors for that dipshyte configuration of hair on that pointy-ass head.

I blame Obama.

detfrost1: I got a bed for him to sleep in.

:D

Gonna have to shave that douchehawk though.

I'd have to see him smile first.

I might (although unlikely) be able to understand this if they actually were homeless, but the article only says their unemployed. Judging by their ages, they probably still live at home and decided to go camping for fun.

BillDozer357: I might (although unlikely) be able to understand this if they actually were homeless, but the article only says their unemployed. Judging by their ages, they probably still live at home and decided to go camping for fun.

This.

I grew up in Lyons, 15 miles from Palmyra. No one goes to college there, and they all live with mom and dad until they knock up Sally and take a job cutting window panes at the glass factory for eight bucks an hour.

Or selling weed. These are the only two professions in western NY.

signaljammer: Go easy on 'em. They were just channeling Dickie Betts. . .

Playing the guitar poorly?

/Stupid hexatonic out-of-the-pocket guitar playing FTL

Really, That's an impeccably close shave for being homeless

surrenderyoursushi: Can't afford food but can afford razors for that dipshyte configuration of hair on that pointy-ass head.

And then they throw their bow away? Piss-poor work. That's worthy of charges right there.

"Cruelty" is farking ridiculous. They killed and ate an animal? Zomg. You've got the criminal trespass, breaking and entering, and larceny and they're more worried that lunch might have suffered a bit before it died? fark them, and fark those hypocritical "animal rights" assholes that managed to pollute the legal system so far with bullshiat laws to such a degree that kicking the neighbor's dog will get you more jail time than kicking the neighbor.

They should be charged with theft, not this bullshiat animal business.

315ers (people from the 315 area code) are the butt of jokes here, sometimes they make it too easy.

You know who else tried the veal (no..not Hitler)

/good thing Michael Corleone was not coming back from the restroom..

What veal may look like:

Cyborg77: What veal may look like:

The innocence goes so well with the Parmesan

Pinky Floyd: You know who else tried the veal (no..not Hitler)

/good thing Michael Corleone was not coming back from the restroom..

How's the Italian food in this restaurant?

BenJammin: It's cruelty if the animal is not slaughtered in a humane manner. No evidence that these two jackasses were humane.

and what about all the deer and "wild animals" we hunt , do they not have the same feelings domestics do?im pretty sure if i shoot a deer with an arrow and i shoot a cow there both not gonna like it

Don't kid yourself, if that calf ever got the chance, he'd kill you and everyone you love.

Bored Horde
They should be charged with theft, not this bullshiat animal business.

RTFA: They were arrested and arraigned Wednesday on burglary charges. Police said more charges are pending, including cruelty to animals.

It sounds like the DA is taking the usual "charge them with everything and let the jury decide" approach.

Just more over charging by retarded cops.
They were hungry whats so farking hard to understand about that.
I bet there is not one place to get food if you have no money in the area.

This is why were the highest in prison in the world.

This is what they need a week in jail to get nourished thats right a rescue.

Then pay back the farmer thats it dumb farks of america.

How many farking cows have you have killed to eat the last 10 years I even bet that cheap steak you got was a ill dairy cow.

BenJammin: It's cruelty if the animal is not slaughtered in a humane manner. No evidence that these two jackasses were humane.

They were no more or less humane than any deer hunter and nobody's slapping animal cruelty charges on them. And if you think animals in the slaughterhouse are humanely killed, you're seriously deluded. Well, except for veal:

Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness

puppywuppy
Just more...

Weak troll.

1/10

trumpai: I remember the story back from USSR days where group of campers carved steaks from a live cow.

Really?

I thought in old USSR, cows carved steaks from campers.

Police said Lochner and another unemployed, hungry man broke into a barn and stole a calf, killing it and cooking it on a campfire.

DAMN ILLEGAL HUNGARIANS!!!

detfrost1 "I got a bed for him to sleep in.

:D

Gonna have to shave that douchehawk though."

I don't know... it makes him look edgy and bad-boyish. He can partake in my bed with or without the hawk. :)

cruelty to animals?
Don't be absurd!

the moron accusers apparently never worked in a packing house.
Ever stole an egg from an expecting mother chicken??Now THAT is cruelty!!

I know this sight is mostly for joking and I am ok with that, but it's pretty obvious no one here has ever been jobless, homeless and hungry. Sure what they did is a crime, but honestly if it was about food I can honestly understand.

If it was really about food, as in they were starving and it was only about survival, then I can understand. Theft yes, but a heinous evil crime deserving of jail, no. Maybe give them a couple months of community service, etc. If the economy keeps tanking, there's going to be a lot more hungry homeless jobless people. are they planning on putting them all in prison?

/been jobless, homeless, and hungry before
//what is it with gay men and mowhawks anyways? is it just the whole badboy image or what?

I don't know how you can make a Mormon joke out of this story, but Palmyra is the birthplace of the CLDS.

"puppywuppy
Just more...

Weak troll.

1/10"

Sorry not a troll at all 100 percent meant what i said.

I you seriously want them to use tax dollars to make a fedural case out of eating a cow.
Then think about this, your a bigger dick than i am.

puppywuppy: I you seriously want them to use tax dollars to make a fedural case out of eating a cow.
Then think about this, your a bigger dick than i am.

English mother farker, can you speak it?

RTFA.

They shot the calf with two arrows, then slit it's throat after that didn't kill it. Then they cut two steaks out of it and left it to rot.
Yeah it was a 2 month old calf, but it was a female and more likely destined to be a dairy cow than veal.

Terrydatroll: BenJammin: It's cruelty if the animal is not slaughtered in a humane manner. No evidence that these two jackasses were humane.

Like shooting deer with an arrow and then slitting it's throat after you catch up to it? People have been killing animal's in the same manner for millions of years and for the same reasons, although I think these two were just a couple of punks. The cruelty to animal's law is way over used these days.

But the deer has a chance to run away, this calf didn't. It was not slaughtered humanely it was tortured first.

I don't see any pee in this "A P Photo".