Brick killed a guy, did you throw a trident?

The only funny part of that movie.

I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.

Approves

So instead of sleeping and farting, they're now farting and sleeping?

That all those damn bears ever do.

I'm riding a furry tractor!

I love lamp.

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

RealAmericanHero

I don't understand. I'm just going to curl up and cry for my mommy now.

Great Odin's Beard!

I just went on a panda watch. I heard a bunch of noise coming from the house up the hill, so much I couldn't sleep. I walked up there and knocked on the door. It was a party of almost purely asian descent. They invited me upstairs to play beer pong (my first game ever). One of my former students came up all slack-jawed at my presence. It was her party it turns out. It all seemed cool until some kid named Patrick came up to me and informed me they were all going to stage a circle jerk, and it was a private thing. I refrained from enlightening him how unmathematical or logical it was to discriminate based on age, Instead, I sent him off to the fridge to fetch me a beer and left.

Your story hurt my brain boobsrgood.

Fare thee well, Baxter. You shall always be friend of the bears.

drewkumo: I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.

Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's v@gina.

We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

Trying to save you all the time of going to imdb yourselves.

Ed: Alright, everyone relax. She's not gonna take anyone's airtime.

Brick: I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation.

Brian: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.

RealAmericanHero

AHHHH!

EL_FABREZ 2009-05-03 04:56:34 AM
Brick killed a guy, did you throw a trident?

The only funny part of that movie

Why don't you go back to home on whore island? You filthy pirate hooker...

/just kidding...

We Bears are a proud race. They must pay for their intrusion.

Do you know who I am??? I'm kind of a big deal, people know me...

I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogony... Merlin Olson comes over on occasion..

I'm in ur thread, attracting bears wif mah menstruation

this thread smells like Bigfoot's dick

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

/Go fark yourself, San Diego.

Get out here, Panda Jerk! You're making me look stupid!

jpo2269: EL_FABREZ 2009-05-03 04:56:34 AM
Brick killed a guy, did you throw a trident?

The only funny part of that movie

Why don't you go back to home on whore island? You filthy pirate hooker...

/just kidding...

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

tweek46420 2009-05-03 10:10:34 AM
jpo2269: EL_FABREZ 2009-05-03 04:56:34 AM
Brick killed a guy, did you throw a trident?

The only funny part of that movie

Why don't you go back to home on whore island? You filthy pirate hooker...

/just kidding...

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Whammy!

tweek46420: jpo2269: EL_FABREZ 2009-05-03 04:56:34 AM
Brick killed a guy, did you throw a trident?

The only funny part of that movie

Why don't you go back to home on whore island? You filthy pirate hooker...

/just kidding...

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

You have bad hair.

I would like to invite all of you to "the pants party.." You know, the party with pants....

i don't get the joke, subby. more like life imitates life. that was a true story and san diego is proud of its news casting heritage.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

60% of the time, it works every time


/its made with bits of real panther, so you know its good

This thread is dying far too fast.

Look, the most glorious rainbow ever!

/do me on it!

I will not eat that cat poop.

maasedge: Great Odin's Beardraven!!

ftfy

"Ron, where are you?"

Ron: (sobbing loudly) "I"m trapped in a glass case of emotion!"

I'm sorry, did you say something? Look... I don't speak Spanish.

/The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.

I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.