Penis.

Boobies.

Headline of the Century.

I was just going for "First", but I think it worked well in combination with hnizero's post.

Testicles.

Scrotum.

Penis'd in the Boobies.

I hope he has a last will and testicle.

I prefer my balls sacked.

To be replaced by Johnson.

Nice.

Of course, having a minister called Balls must be hilarious to a country that already elected two Bushes.

I'm sure someone will find a wrinkle in this plan.

Even in this cold economic climate, his leadership has been sagging.

Balzac!

Not relevant, or new, but I love it. This headline reminded me of it somehow.

BAAAAAAAAAAAALZ!!

I would have submitted this as "Balls must be sacked."

Did anyone see the picture? This Ed Balls guy has bizarre monkey ears. He can probably hear a bumblebee fart at 50 paces. Wow.

Can you imagine working as a teacher with that last name?

/the snickering would never end...

This is nuts.

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

Testes.

That said, the real story here is that some folks in Labour want to put an atheist and former communist in to No. 10.

/Seriously.
//Not using those terms in a pejorative sense, like the wingnuts here do with "SOCIALIZM"

Tenebreux: Of course, having a minister called Balls must be hilarious to a country that already elected two Bushes.

And a Dick

Forbidden Doughnut: Can you imagine working as a teacher with that last name?

The janitor at my brother's middle school was named Richard Head.

I'm still amazed that he didn't kill himself.

heinekenftw: Tenebreux: Of course, having a minister called Balls must be hilarious to a country that already elected two Bushes.

And a Dick

And don't forget the "Slick" Willie we had inbetween the 2 Bushes.