Muah!

dammit. Now I'll have to greet them with my middle finger

Unintended Benefit?

They should try something edgier, like shooting each other in the face.

Will someone please invent a flu virus that only targets complete idiots. It would be nice to get rid of a significant portion of the world's population.

/only a partial idiot, so I should only get a few sniffles and then move on

Long live the Jersey "air kiss"



/orange hot

Good. I hope it stops Europeans from doing the kissy face thing too. I had to do that shiat in Italy and I hated it.

Good. WTF is up with that stupid ass air humping shiat?

HoboSong: dammit. Now I'll have to greet them with my middle finger

An excellent alternative.

darkjedi1: Good. WTF is up with that stupid ass air humping shiat?

What, we're supposed to stop that now, too?

Is this the Olympic Tower residences as mentioned in the article? 1997 called and they want their website with frames back.

Egalitarian: Good. I hope it stops Europeans from doing the kissy face thing too. I had to do that shiat in Italy and I hated it.

Congrats, you an idiot.
Italy + France != Europe

DeRosso: Egalitarian: Good. I hope it stops Europeans from doing the kissy face thing too. I had to do that shiat in Italy and I hated it.

Congrats, you an idiot.
Italy + France != Europe

must be happy hour in Europe

Egalitarian: Good. I hope it stops Europeans from doing the kissy face thing too. I had to do that shiat in Italy and I hated it.

damn those foreigners and their culturally influenced definitions of acceptable social customs!

DeRosso: Egalitarian: Good. I hope it stops Europeans Nazi allies from doing the kissy face thing too. I had to do that shiat in Italy and I hated it.

Congrats, you an idiot.
Italy + France != Europe


Is that better?

But it can't stop the air guitar!

DeRosso: Egalitarian: Good. I hope it stops Europeans from doing the kissy face thing too. I had to do that shiat in Italy and I hated it.

Congrats, you an idiot.
Italy + France != Europe

Yeah. Because the rest of the world actually gives a shiat about the Netherlands, Spain, and all the other little countries that are smaller than an average state/province in the bigger countries.

beoswulf: DeRosso: Egalitarian: Good. I hope it stops Europeans Nazi allies from doing the kissy face thing too. I had to do that shiat in Italy and I hated it.

Congrats, you an idiot.
Italy + France != Europe


Is that better?

So are you accusing the Ford family of doing the kissy face?

beoswulf: DeRosso: Egalitarian: Good. I hope it stops Europeans Nazi allies from doing the kissy face thing too. I had to do that shiat in Italy and I hated it.

Congrats, you an idiot.
Italy + France != Europe


Is that better?

Yeah, though France might take offense - they always do...

Having just read the NYT article, I simply have this to say: this is why people fly airplanes into your buildings, New Yorkers.

Egalitarian: Good. I hope it stops Europeans from doing the kissy face thing too. I had to do that shiat in Italy and I hated it.

They didnt put a gun to your head

I've never been to NY. I wish it were the 90s. I don't know, you figure it out!

Dr. Nick Riviera: Having just read the NYT article, I simply have this to say: this is why people fly airplanes into your buildings, New Yorkers.

Wow....thats funny. You must be laughing hard

Worst site in the world? Dating a TARP Banker Anonymous (new window). Its a community for socialites to complain about not being able to flaunt their wealth on the street after their husbands were bailed out.

I thought it was a joke but its not.

DeRosso: Egalitarian: Good. I hope it stops Europeans from doing the kissy face thing too. I had to do that shiat in Italy and I hated it.

Congrats, you an idiot.
Italy + France != Europe

So, what is the customary greeting in Denmark, pelting each other with herring?

I fist-bumped a lovely lady last night, not because of any fear of teh pigflu but simply that she was across the table from me and out of reach for a hug.

I think some people are reading too much into this.

HoboSong: Wow....thats funny. You must be laughing hard

Who said I was joking?

Ass kissing, however, will remain de rigeur.

Dr. Nick Riviera: HoboSong: Wow....thats funny. You must be laughing hard

Who said I was joking?

He's from Brooklyn so you'll have to excuse him.

Speak slower and enunciate better.

Good headline. Not funny, but concise and informative enough to save me from reading what would certainly be an aneurysm inducing article.

Dr. Nick Riviera: HoboSong: Wow....thats funny. You must be laughing hard

Who said I was joking?

You are a cock sucker. Just because you are a pathetic piece of shiat from somewhere that noone gives a shiat about doesnt give you the right to make fun of the thousands of people who were murdered in New York.

Better off dead... A funny movie and a concept for the northeast.

HoboSong: Dr. Nick Riviera: HoboSong: Wow....thats funny. You must be laughing hard

Who said I was joking?

You are a cock sucker. Just because you are a pathetic piece of shiat from somewhere that noone gives a shiat about doesnt give you the right to make fun of the thousands of people who were murdered in New York.

Does being wrong hurt?

/Lived there and it sucks ass.

CreepyBasementGuy:
/Lived there and it sucks ass.

Sorry, not everywhere can be as cool as Nebraska

Dr. Nick Riviera: Having just read the NYT article, I simply have this to say: this is why people fly airplanes into your buildings, New Yorkers.


I wouldn't go that far, but New Yorkers have to apologize to the rest of America for pissing their pants over the Air Force 1 flyover freakout.

and still no mention of the granny panties in the first video. tsk tsk.

HoboSong: Dr. Nick Riviera: HoboSong: Wow....thats funny. You must be laughing hard

Who said I was joking?

You are a cock sucker. Just because you are a pathetic piece of shiat from somewhere that noone gives a shiat about doesnt give you the right to make fun of the thousands of people who were murdered in New York.

Oh boo-hoo. 5,700 people die in Africa from AIDs every day.

You are 13 times more likely to die in a railway accident than from a terrorist attack

You are 12,571 times more likely to die from cancer than from a terrorist attack

You are six times more likely to die from hot weather than from a terrorist attack

You are eight times more likely to die from accidental electrocution than from a terrorist attack

You are 11,000 times more likely to die in an airplane accident than from a terrorist plot involving an airplane

You are 87 times more likely to drown than die in a terrorist attack

You are 404 times more likely to die in a fall than from a terrorist attack

You are 17,600 times more likely to die from heart disease than from a terrorist attack

You are 1048 times more likely to die from a car accident than from a terrorist attack

You are 12 times more likely to die from accidental suffocation in bed than from a terrorist attack

You are nine times more likely to choke to death on your own vomit than die in a terrorist attack

You are eight times more likely to be killed by a police officer than by a terrorist

What happened to the tough guy New York attitude? I thought you weren't afraid of death and relished the fact you lived in (in the 80s) one of the most dangerous cities in the country.

This one is going to hell faster than usual.

Probably not a record pace, though.

CnFlght: .

Excellent cut and paste, douchebag troll. Go back to the politics thread.

HoboSong: You are a cock sucker. Just because you are a pathetic piece of shiat from somewhere that noone gives a shiat about doesnt give you the right to make fun of the thousands of people who were murdered in New York.

Yeah, that's right!

/the Constitution gives him the right, assuming he's American

HoboSong: CreepyBasementGuy:
/Lived there and it sucks ass.

Sorry, not everywhere can be as cool as Nebraska

NY cool? LOL, the urine smell is SUPER cool!! Yea PEE!

ElLoco: This one is going to hell faster than usual.

Probably not a record pace, though.

/b/ is down

HoboSong: CnFlght: .

Excellent cut and paste, douchebag troll. Go back to the politics thread.

Cut and paste from the National Safety Council's 2005 report. Your being butthurt by it doesn't make it any less true.

Egalitarian: Good. I hope it stops Europeans from doing the kissy face thing too. I had to do that shiat in Italy and I hated it.

Then stay the f*ck out of Europe. We don't want you here.

/XOXO

HoboSong: Long live the Jersey "air kiss"



/orange hot

Thanks for reminding me why my home state sucks.

Snarfle: HoboSong: You are a cock sucker. Just because you are a pathetic piece of shiat from somewhere that noone gives a shiat about doesnt give you the right to make fun of the thousands of people who were murdered in New York.

Yeah, that's right!

/the Constitution gives him the right, assuming he's American

great. I was hoping a pindicked lawyer would drop in and explain his constitutional rights.

I'm a New Yorker and I air kiss. It's more like a slight kiss on the cheek. I'd say all of my girlfriends in NYC air kiss our friends, regardless of their sex. It's kinda like the female version of a hug or a pound here.

Never saw the "two sided" air kiss though. Except for my boss from Spain.

/not a socialite

CnFlght: HoboSong: CnFlght: .

Excellent cut and paste, douchebag troll. Go back to the politics thread.

Cut and paste from the National Safety Council's 2005 report. Your being butthurt by it doesn't make it any less true.

Where you pasted it from doesnt make it any more relevant,either. Unless your "point" is that noone should mourn or show any respect to the murdered because some arbitrary amount of africans die every year.

CreepyBasementGuy: HoboSong: Dr. Nick Riviera: HoboSong: Wow....thats funny. You must be laughing hard

Who said I was joking?

You are a cock sucker. Just because you are a pathetic piece of shiat from somewhere that noone gives a shiat about doesnt give you the right to make fun of the thousands of people who were murdered in New York.

Does being wrong hurt?

/Lived there and it sucks ass.

You sound like you like to respond to YouTube videos.

Egalitarian Quote 2009-05-03 12:28:56 AM
Good. I hope it stops Europeans from doing the kissy face thing too. I had to do that shiat in Italy and I hated it.


Are you gay? I'm around quite a few Spanish where I live and I love that custom. It's like an easy excuse to kiss often hot chicks very time you greet them (well, only a peck on both cheeks, but still...)