Oh man my copypasta collection just grew like a weed.

D.U. has been doing this for ages with much better snark and this gets a GL? The Mods Must (are indeed) Crazy.

2wolves: The Mods Must (are indeed) Crazy.

wat

dahmers love zombie: 2wolves: The Mods Must (are indeed) Crazy.

wat

That (seems) sense to me.

Tr0mBoNe: dahmers love zombie: 2wolves: The Mods Must (are indeed) Crazy.

wat

That (seems) sense to me.

Let me introduce you to Sailor Jerry

I hate politics so f*cking much.

Someone posts this recurring item every week and it seems to always get greenlit. But they haven't posted a genuinely juicy but of hatemail yet. Heck, there's not even much by way of amusing grammatical error. If this is the "best" hatemail they're getting, their mailbag is pretty lame.

2wolves: Let me introduce you to Sailor Jerry

Sheesh... I was way off. I was thinking weed.

tl;dwharrgarbl

why the hell is this crap important enough to get greenlit every week? I guess daily kos links must be back in the auto greenlight pile

F Kos

KOs IS hate.

WOW! Right off the bat the right-fringe loons flood into the thread to tell us how unimportant and irrelevant the article is. Defensive much?

Say what you want about their dwindling popularity in the country; the regressive right's reactionary knee-jerk reflexes are still sharp!

As always, I'm endlessly fascinated by conservatives who wish death and destruction on people, but the though of writing "fark" makes them blush with embarrassment.

Heh...that's pretty funny.

"Socialism!"

NYZooMan: KOs IS hate.

It loves you too...

I know where this thread is going, and I don't like it.

This is now a thread about cheese. I discovered today that Leipajuusto is oh my God delicious. Very mild, it squeaks.



What is your favorite cheese?

vabeard: F Kos
Desterion: why the hell is this crap important enough to get greenlit every week? I guess daily kos links must be back in the auto greenlight pile

Oh, this is one of those puzzle thingies - guess which Fark flamebot wrote which nastygram.

OK. Here's my guess:

Desterion:

tell the truth please

Where is Obama's REAL birth certificate? The one
you revealed is phony. Thanks. Why was his wife
disallowed from practicing law in some cities?
What are their ties to "the weather underground"?

vabeard:

Lying assholes
I hope someone blows your ass up. F---- you!

NYZooMan: KOs IS hate.

Whine on, sad little man.

Lionel Mandrake: NYZooMan: KOs IS hate.

Whine on, sad little man.

This is not a cheese post.

They shouldn't be doing this. It isn't very sporting to pick on the mentally ill.

Gosling: I know where this thread is going, and I don't like it.

This is now a thread about cheese. I discovered today that Leipajuusto is oh my God delicious. Very mild, it squeaks.



What is your favorite cheese?

Aged cheddar, or even just a good sharp, or a good kase cheese. I lean against swiss.

Gosling: Lionel Mandrake: NYZooMan: KOs IS hate.

Whine on, sad little man.

This is not a cheese post.

Hey don't feel blue, he makes a gouda point

Gosling: I know where this thread is going, and I don't like it.

This is now a thread about cheese. I discovered today that Leipajuusto is oh my God delicious. Very mild, it squeaks.

What is your favorite cheese?

Typical latte-slurping lefty - you want some arugula on that too? To arty and elite for patriotic, American freedom cheeses like cheddar and ... and american cheese and ... well, blue cheese is good on a burger, that's pretty damn american.

Oh, and mozzarella! And whatever else they put on pizza.

Cheddar originated in England, mozzarella in Italy. Most cheeses get named after the place they were first created.

BuckTurgidson: Gosling: I know where this thread is going, and I don't like it.

This is now a thread about cheese. I discovered today that Leipajuusto is oh my God delicious. Very mild, it squeaks.

What is your favorite cheese?

Typical latte-slurping lefty - you want some arugula on that too? To arty and elite for patriotic, American freedom cheeses like cheddar and ... and american cheese and ... well, blue cheese is good on a burger, that's pretty damn american.

Oh, and mozzarella! And whatever else they put on pizza.


Do you know when they started fluoridating cheese? 1946. How does that fit in with your post-war commie conspiracy?

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Gosling: Lionel Mandrake: NYZooMan: KOs IS hate.

Whine on, sad little man.

This is not a cheese post.

Hey don't feel blue, he makes a gouda point

I don't know what all this fetta is about, its a gouda time for us all to take into account the Kraft of making sharp point. This senseless chedder needs to stop though, as we wind closer to the point of this discussion.

I rather like Port Salut, a cheese (among several others) I never would have met but for the Monty Python cheese shop sketch.

nekulor: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Gosling: Lionel Mandrake: NYZooMan: KOs IS hate.

Whine on, sad little man.

This is not a cheese post.

Hey don't feel blue, he makes a gouda point

I don't know what all this fetta is about, its a gouda time for us all to take into account the Kraft of making sharp point. This senseless chedder needs to stop though, as we wind closer to the point of this discussion.

Don't wax philosophical, you need to whey up the points, or the curds will take over.

/lame attempt sorry

MuadDib: Someone posts this recurring item every week and it seems to always get greenlit. But they haven't posted a genuinely juicy but of hatemail yet. Heck, there's not even much by way of amusing grammatical error. If this is the "best" hatemail they're getting, their mailbag is pretty lame.

This. The stuff at Freeper Madness (new window) is generally a lot more interesting than this.

Also this seems appropriate.

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Do you know when they started fluoridating cheese? 1946. How does that fit in with your post-war commie conspiracy?

If you must know, I first noticed it during the physical act of love. A profound sense of ... fontina ... came over me. Luckily I was able to interpret those feelings correctly. Loss of emmentaler.

I do not avoid women, Holiday. But I do deny them my emmentaler.

BuckTurgidson: f you must know, I first noticed it during the physical act of love. A profound sense of ... fontina ... came over me. Luckily I was able to interpret those feelings correctly. Loss of emmentaler.

I do not avoid women, Holiday. But I do deny them my emmentaler.

You two are going to have to answer to the Kraft Cheese corporation.

Gosling: Cheddar originated in England, mozzarella in Italy. Most cheeses get named after the place they were first created.

cottage?

moothemagiccow: Gosling: Cheddar originated in England, mozzarella in Italy. Most cheeses get named after the place they were first created.

cottage?

Yep. Cottage cheese too. It was originally made in cottages.

"Hmmmmm, how far in do I have to go to see one where there area accusations of Communism?"
*CLICK*
*READ*
second letter, for what its worth, they said socialism instead of calling Obama a commie outright, so maybe they're learning?
/most likely not.

There's no hate quite like uneducated fringe hate parroting false and inaccurate talking points.

Both sides do this, but really, only one side is getting the air time right now, so... we'll make fun of them today. =)

Just the cigarette tax alone taxes the very group the left claim to own and want to support, the poor. The poor smoke more, sure they will get an increase in their welfare check but because cigarettes cost so much more, they wont notice the difference.

hehe. Actually I was at K-Mart today and overheard one of the clerks joking that she wanted somebody to come with her while she stocked the cigarettes, so that she didn't get jumped for 'em.

I just thought of something. How come the religious right never fixated on cigarettes as a social evil? I mean it causes a lot of pain and suffering, and it's an addiction, so isn't that like a sin or something?

my favrit cheez

Copypasta gold mine.

/swiss

Desterion: why the hell is this crap important enough to get greenlit every week? I guess daily kos links must be back in the auto greenlight pile

Yes because we get so much substance the other 6 days of the week.

Gosling: I know where this thread is going, and I don't like it.

This is now a thread about cheese. I discovered today that Leipajuusto is oh my God delicious. Very mild, it squeaks.



What is your favorite cheese?

Squeaks? Like Halloumi? I love the shiat out of Halloumi cheese (^).

How much of a perception fail does it take to write Kos hate mail? They're zealots, so even if you don't write something stupid it's not like they're gonna be convinced they're wrong. It'd be like writing mail to the SF Chronicle pointing out that their editorials are factually inaccurate: completely futile.

Jim_Callahan: How much of a perception fail does it take to write Kos hate mail? They're zealots, so even if you don't write something stupid it's not like they're gonna be convinced they're wrong. It'd be like writing mail to the SF Chronicle pointing out that their editorials are factually inaccurate: completely futile.

Or the Wall Street Journal editorial board...

New York or Vermont Sharp Cheddar. Not fancy, but it's home.

saintstryfe: New York or Vermont Sharp Cheddar. Not fancy, but it's home.

Heh, gubment cheese. The only good stuff comes from Wisconsin.

Camembert.

And I don't care how f*cking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

For some reason I can't help but read those letters in Strongbad's voice.

Sabyen91: Heh, gubment cheese. The only good stuff comes from Wisconsin.

No no no no no. Cabot Cheddar out of Vermont is the best. And I don't like to give Vermont credit for very many things.

/From New Hampshire.
//Our maple syrup is better.
///Thread is now about maple syrup.