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(Boston Herald) Dumbass Prom limo driver unclear on the concept: the limo is for the kids to do the drinking, not the driver   (bostonherald.com) divider line 27
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KidneyStone 2009-05-02 06:29:24 PM  
my bad

 
Merkin_ball [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 06:30:36 PM  
Diana would be shocked to hear that...

Oh, wait.

 
Ironclad2 2009-05-02 06:31:13 PM  
There's something wrong with getting sloshed and trying to pick up high school chicks?

 
The Invisible Sky Wizard 2009-05-02 06:32:26 PM  
Police say he returned later, told the students he was sorry and tried to persuade them to get into the vehicle.

I'm going to take this line completely out of context and imagine the words "free candy" scrawled across the side of the limo.

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 06:36:38 PM  
NERDS

 
KingoftheCheese 2009-05-02 06:37:49 PM  
This makes me SADD.

 
SlowTimedRapid 2009-05-02 06:38:25 PM  
The kids had to do the driver? What happened -- were the parents short on cash or something?

 
smokescreen 2009-05-02 06:39:42 PM  
Silly me, I read the headline as Porn limo driver.

Been on fark too long

/Pron

 
voodoowizard 2009-05-02 06:46:11 PM  
smokescreen: Silly me, I read the headline as Porn limo driver.

Been on fark too long

/Pron

You too?

 
sideus 2009-05-02 06:49:31 PM  
Read that as "Porno".

Eh.

 
shellks 2009-05-02 06:53:22 PM  
"Awww...come on...I'll do anything, just please don't tell my dad boss."

 
ultraholland 2009-05-02 06:53:30 PM  
picture of said limo

img.photobucket.com

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2009-05-02 06:54:16 PM  
The Invisible Sky Wizard: Police say he returned later, told the students he was sorry and tried to persuade them to get into the vehicle.

I'm going to take this line completely out of context and imagine the words "free candy" scrawled across the side of the limo.

Beware....

I'm your VEHICLE baby...
I'll take you anywhere you wanna go...

(Creepy song!)

 
hej 2009-05-02 07:23:33 PM  
Next you'll tell me the limo is for the kids to do the farking, too.

 
svenbertil 2009-05-02 07:24:04 PM  
smokescreen: Silly me, I read the headline as Porn limo driver.

Been on fark too long

/Pron

ditto

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 07:30:11 PM  
years ago we shared a 8 ball with are limo driver in Vagas back in the old party days.

 
ass2mouth 2009-05-02 07:32:17 PM  
walnuts55: years ago we shared a 8 ball with are limo driver in Vagas back in the old party days.

Do grammar trolls exist?

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 07:32:49 PM  
Count me as among those who read it as "Porn limo"

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 07:33:41 PM  
To be fair they were Catholic high school students.

/The Irish love their tonsil paint

 
kidsizedcoffin 2009-05-02 08:29:52 PM  
ultraholland: picture of said limo

img80.imageshack.us

And on his time off...

 
the_chief 2009-05-02 08:31:24 PM  
Porn limo?

 
LawnMOAR 2009-05-02 08:42:31 PM  
bayimg.com

Henri Paul approves.

 
FeatheredSun 2009-05-02 08:43:01 PM  
any reason you totalfarkers ARENT approving any links to the Cowboys' training facility being ripped apart by winds???

 
X-boxershorts 2009-05-02 09:25:51 PM  
FeatheredSun: any reason you totalfarkers ARENT approving any links to the Cowboys' training facility being ripped apart by winds???

Because the cowboys suck?

C'mon, back to limo porn

/please?

 
technicolor-misfit 2009-05-03 01:38:21 AM  
I'm not gonna cast any stones because if I had to spend my time driving overindulged teenagers around in a limo, I'd probably be lining up shots of rumplemintz from one of end of the dash to the other.

 
Goggles_Pisano 2009-05-03 03:08:32 AM  
The Red Wings phoned, and they said fark You.

 
jimtess 2009-05-03 08:41:22 PM  
Yay, Lowell! Love this city.

 
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