alumni of the jenna school of smuggling.

I would stuff it.

If by "hit it like a pinata," you mean, "blindfolded, dizzy and with a stick," sure.

"Private parts"? WTF is this, the 2nd grade?

Infamous Dr. X: "Private parts"? WTF is this, the 2nd grade?

The editor, um, edited the original line, which said "Naughty bits"

Neither that nor "hoo-hah" would have been acceptable to publish.

My keys! Wow, they really are in the last place you look!

...help me find my keys and I'll drive us out of here.

Police say 20-year-old Ashley Greene concealed drugs within her private parts in attempt to hide them and to bring them into the jail.

The arrest report says officers also found $60, crack cocaine and marijuana in that same area.

So... in the same place, or just in the general area?

TFA: Police say 20-year-old Ashley Greene concealed drugs within her private parts in attempt to hide them and to bring them into the jail.

So, vaginas are contraban?

tallguywithglasseson:

The arrest report says officers also found $60, crack cocaine and marijuana in that same area.So... in the same place, or just in the general area?

They're in the area around her vagina and east, west, south and north somewhat.

It sounds like the police needed to hire a spelunker to go in after all that stuff.

I'm trying to figure out what you'd have to be acting like to warrant a search of your private parts.

I've had some good vagina, but I've never hit the jackpot like that.

What, no "________ ? In my vagina? It's more common than you think" quotes yet?

She looks awfully yellow. Is she jaundiced?

House of Tards: tallguywithglasseson:

The arrest report says officers also found $60, crack cocaine and marijuana in that same area.So... in the same place, or just in the general area?

They're in the area around her vagina and east, west, south and north somewhat.

It is dark in here. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

Damn, time sure has been rough to Tila Tequila.

Since she is Asian she probably couldn't hide alot of drugs up there...

...because she is probably so tight...

dramatools: She looks awfully yellow. Is she jaundiced?

No, it's a clear case of... being asian.

i would like to " hide " something in her private parts

dahmers love zombie: House of Tards: tallguywithglasseson:

The arrest report says officers also found $60, crack cocaine and marijuana in that same area.So... in the same place, or just in the general area?

They're in the area around her vagina and east, west, south and north somewhat.

It is dark in here. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

FTA- "The arrest report says officers also found $60, crack cocaine and marijuana in that same area."

Me ruv you rong time!


/As soon as I make some room.

And she would've gotten away with it if one of the rolls of quarters hadn't fallen out.

The sawsall was tricky, however.

Nabb1: If by "hit it like a pinata," you mean, "blindfolded, dizzy and with a stick," sure.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

damn.

So the term "vagina" is off limits when it comes to publishing? What about the following:

Fur Sandwich?
Kitty?
Punani?
Vajayjay?
Cooter?
Honey pot?
Coochie?
Muff?
Hoo ha?
Beaver?
Box?
Poon?
Lady business?

gopher321: What, no "________ ? In my vagina? It's more common than you think" quotes yet?

Nah, that's SO last year.

Infamous Dr. X: "Private parts"? WTF is this, the 2nd grade?

No, just Kentucky.

So what were the concealed drugs if they also found crack cocaine and marijuana?

dahmers love zombie: House of Tards: tallguywithglasseson:

The arrest report says officers also found $60, crack cocaine and marijuana in that same area.So... in the same place, or just in the general area?

They're in the area around her vagina and east, west, south and north somewhat.

It is dark in here. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

Zork FTW!

cryinoutloud: I'm trying to figure out what you'd have to be acting like to warrant a search of your private parts.

Well, you have to act like you want to go inside of a prison. That's about it. When I worked at one, we rarely did it but certainly didn't need any significant reason that I recall--basically just "If you want in, you have to agree. If you don't agree, you'll be permanently banned."

refrigeratorelf: So what were the concealed drugs if they also found crack cocaine and marijuana?

Viagra.

refrigeratorelf: So what were the concealed drugs if they also found crack cocaine and marijuana?

Ibuprofen, of course. What else would justify a strip search?

Freak Flag Fly: TFA: Police say 20-year-old Ashley Greene concealed drugs within her private parts in attempt to hide them and to bring them into the jail.

So, vaginas are contraban?

I guess she has your D key in there too. You might want to let her keep it.

icanhazstapler: So the term "vagina" is off limits when it comes to publishing? What about the following:

Fur Sandwich?
Kitty?
Punani?
Vajayjay?
Cooter?
Honey pot?
Coochie?
Muff?
Hoo ha?
Beaver?
Box?
Poon?
Lady business?

C'mon, stop making fun of them just because they can't bring themselves to publish a medically correct technical term.

It's not like, you know, half the friggin world has one.

Ok, PILE ON!

/I would
/like throwin a hotdog down a hallway

icanhazstapler: So the term "vagina" is off limits when it comes to publishing?

Maybe she had more than one set.

ShaunaBlessinger 1 day ago wrote:
Who needs a purse?

This. LMAO!

I understand the drugs, but why the $60 of cash? Money's not an illicit substance which needs to be smuggled in your vagina. Maybe she just uses hers like a pocket, though.

Apparently it's a UPS delivery van, not a vagina.

Amateur...

Many Asian cunnys have been abused every which way, so race is not always an indicator for tightness!

Zork, awesome! HAHA!

So it is a clown car?

dahmers love zombie: House of Tards: tallguywithglasseson:

The arrest report says officers also found $60, crack cocaine and marijuana in that same area.So... in the same place, or just in the general area?

They're in the area around her vagina and east, west, south and north somewhat.

It is dark in here. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

So much win it hurts.

FormlessOne: refrigeratorelf:

What else would justify a strip search?

mmmm, bacon

It really isn't fair that women have that extra area for storage so their pants don't need pockets. If men had vaginas, you would never see anyone with one of those stupid cell phone belt clips.

Of course, if men had vaginas they would never leave the house, and would sit naked in front of a mirror all day long.

NobleHam: I understand the drugs, but why the $60 of cash? Money's not an illicit substance which needs to be smuggled in your vagina. Maybe she just uses hers like a pocket, though.

Cash is contraband in many, if not most correctional facilities. Not even staff were allowed to have cash on hand in ours.

Relatively Obscure: Viagra.

I'd want to hide my erectile dysfunction from the other ladies, too.

FormlessOne: Ibuprofen, of course. What else would justify a strip search?

And she thought she could get away with that? The nerve!

I would hit it, but probably wouldn't feel anything, neither would you, or all of us at once.

FunkOut: Apparently it's a UPS delivery van, not a vagina.

Find out what Brown (or some shade of it) can do for you!

captainstudd: Of course, if men had vaginas they would never leave the house, and would sit naked in front of a mirror all day long.

This reminds me of the old one: Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can...

NobleHam: Maybe she just uses hers like a pocket, though.

That gives a whole new meaning to pickpocket.