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(New Scientist) PSA Eating a vulture won't clear a bad case of syphilis   (newscientist.com) divider line 49
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baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 06:42:07 PM  
No...

But it is damn tasty!!!!

this is not true.

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 06:52:46 PM  
That would explain Homeopathy (^). Give people something that is quite literally no treatment at all, and they'll happily tell everyone about it. I know otherwise intelligent people who will spend $50 at Whole Paycheck in the goddamn homeopathy section getting their "medications". Makes me reconsider my moral objection to fraud when I see how much those thieves are making.

 
ne2d [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 06:58:42 PM  
That's just what Big Pharma wants you to think.

 
Freak Flag Fly [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 07:00:21 PM  

No, but it can cause it.



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AirForceVet [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 07:09:30 PM  
Freak Flag Fly: No, but it can cause it.

I'd like to do Ann myself. Because once she tries Democrat, she'll never go back.

 
ninjakirby [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 08:25:30 PM  
Freak Flag Fly: No, but it can cause it.

Well done... well done.

 
indylaw 2009-05-02 08:58:45 PM  
Of course not. That's why you fark a virgin.

 
sonic232 2009-05-02 09:00:04 PM  
Well back to square 1

 
Sahrial 2009-05-02 09:03:02 PM  
indylaw: Of course not. That's why you fark a virgin.

Fark's Ad rotation is way ahead of you.

googleads.g.doubleclick.net


//WTF?

 
whizbang [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 09:03:47 PM  
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milk_plus 2009-05-02 09:04:29 PM  
No, but you can learn a lot from vultures like how to vomit on your legs and feet to stay cool.

 
indylaw 2009-05-02 09:05:46 PM  
Sahrial: indylaw: Of course not. That's why you fark a virgin.

Fark's Ad rotation is way ahead of you.

//WTF?


Someone's market research is screwed up. I've never gotten that ad on here, but I have gotten ads trying to convince me to become a Mormon. Fishing for souls on a site that's mostly about booze, drugs, and free-spirited women?

 
indylaw 2009-05-02 09:06:46 PM  
AirForceVet: Freak Flag Fly: No, but it can cause it.

I'd like to do Ann myself. Because once she tries Democrat, she'll never go back.


Wear a rubber, dude. Or five.

 
Evil Twin Skippy [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 09:08:12 PM  
AirForceVet: Freak Flag Fly: No, but it can cause it.

I'd like to do Ann myself. Because once she tries Democrat, she'll never go back.


I think the only way she'd try Democrat is at the meat carving station at the buffet.

 
Uncorrect 2009-05-02 09:11:32 PM  
Well, farking a vulture sure doesn't help.

 
Sahrial 2009-05-02 09:12:47 PM  
indylaw: Sahrial: indylaw: Of course not. That's why you fark a virgin.

Fark's Ad rotation is way ahead of you.

//WTF?

Someone's market research is screwed up. I've never gotten that ad on here, but I have gotten ads trying to convince me to become a Mormon. Fishing for souls on a site that's mostly about booze, drugs, and free-spirited women?


Very concerning. I'm using google chrome, wonder if that drives the ads at all. Though my browsing history should 100% disqualify me from even seeing that add.

 
AuCinaoaMie 2009-05-02 09:14:03 PM  
damn, I just caught a vulture, it does resemble the hag pictured above. I got syphilis from this certified Christian chick I met online.

I didnt even catch it from a year in Korea, and now just one religious nut job chick and I need shots and the shanker hurts man!

 
AuCinaoaMie 2009-05-02 09:15:07 PM  
Its on the bottom near the tip, do you want to see a pic of it?

 
Tumeric 2009-05-02 09:15:34 PM  
Sahrial: indylaw: Of course not. That's why you fark a virgin.

Fark's Ad rotation is way ahead of you.

//WTF?


I get scientology ones

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gave up 2009-05-02 09:16:18 PM  
"Before I'd climb those scaly legs
and suck those festered t***,
I'd drink a gallon of vulture puke,
and die of the grizzly s****.
Sophomoric humor is a weakness....

 
Evil Twin Skippy [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 09:16:35 PM  
AuCinaoaMie: damn, I just caught a vulture, it does resemble the hag pictured above. I got syphilis from this certified Christian chick I met online.

I didnt even catch it from a year in Korea, and now just one religious nut job chick and I need shots and the shanker hurts man!


Dude, (and I speak from experience), Christian chicks make the catholic girls look like f'ing nuns.

 
X-boxershorts 2009-05-02 09:19:47 PM  
gave up: "Before I'd climb those scaly legs
and suck those festered t***,
I'd drink a gallon of vulture puke,
and die of the grizzly s****.
Sophomoric humor is a weakness....


but still effective

 
X-boxershorts 2009-05-02 09:20:46 PM  
Evil Twin Skippy: AuCinaoaMie: damn, I just caught a vulture, it does resemble the hag pictured above. I got syphilis from this certified Christian chick I met online.

I didnt even catch it from a year in Korea, and now just one religious nut job chick and I need shots and the shanker hurts man!

Dude, (and I speak from experience), Christian chicks make the catholic girls look like f'ing nuns.


I thought they were

 
X-boxershorts 2009-05-02 09:22:12 PM  
I know a nun...

Sister Mary Louise

Her *&%*'s so dusty


____________________
(fill in the blanks)


Hey bop a rebop

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 09:24:04 PM  
Strange, I can't find any cooking recipes with vulture in 'em.

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2009-05-02 09:24:12 PM  
Syphilis: the silent killer of vultures

 
Lampmonster [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 09:24:13 PM  
AirForceVet: Freak Flag Fly: No, but it can cause it.

I'd like to do Ann myself. Because once she tries Democrat, she'll never go back.


She is a dem. She's chasing people to our side.

 
torquestripe 2009-05-02 09:31:19 PM  
Wrong Wrong Wrong. It will PREVENT Syphilis not cure an existing case of the dreaded disease.

 
texastag 2009-05-02 09:32:47 PM  
AirForceVet: Freak Flag Fly: No, but it can cause it.

I'd like to do Ann myself. Because once she tries Democrat, she'll never go back.


You have it backwards.

 
IcarusIscariot 2009-05-02 09:36:18 PM  
AirForceVet: Freak Flag Fly: No, but it can cause it.

I'd like to do Ann myself. Because once she tries Democrat, she'll never go back.


I thought you had to have functioning eyes to be in the airforce...

/Just saying
//I'd hit it too, but I'd be hitting it with a baseball bat.

 
ToasterRadio 2009-05-02 09:53:53 PM  
whizbang

call Hallmark immediately!!

milk_plus
No, but you can learn a lot from vultures like how to vomit on your legs and feet to stay cool.

FTW

I have always been deeply disappointed that no one has ever referred to me verbatim as "ineffective or dangerous." In any case, real medicine tastes nasty. I treat everything with Mexican beer and tequilla. It's never failed to work.

 
Links 2009-05-02 10:05:23 PM  
AuCinaoaMie: Its on the bottom near the tip, do you want to see a pic of it?

What, South Korea?

 
aerojockey [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 10:22:02 PM  
You mean eating this guy won't cure your syphilis?

www.aerojockey.com

/sorta obscure

 
perilsensitive 2009-05-02 10:31:28 PM  
numbcranium.com

/hot

 
A-Rth-Urp-Hil-Ipdenu 2009-05-02 10:45:05 PM  
The hell it doesn't subbers!

See, I got a nasty looking chancre right at the tip of my pecker but I ate some roasted condor and sure enough, it went away after a couple of weeks!

I'll only see Witch Doctors from now on.

 
Thats an 827 2009-05-02 11:27:39 PM  
Let me see syphilis cure? Uh give patient malaria. Ok, that sounds right.

 
indylaw 2009-05-02 11:32:28 PM  
Thats an 827: Let me see syphilis cure? Uh give patient malaria. Ok, that sounds right.

Or, you know, you could use penicillin.

 
BadMother 2009-05-02 11:42:50 PM  
Evil Twin Skippy: AirForceVet: Freak Flag Fly: No, but it can cause it.

I'd like to do Ann myself. Because once she tries Democrat, she'll never go back.

I think the only way she'd try Democrat is at the meat carving station at the buffet.


ORLY? (poppity)

 
ferfer72 2009-05-02 11:50:32 PM  
This article is disturbing. Now people are going to think they need to eat vultures, when it is clearly the red-tailed hawk that cures syphilis. Vultures cure acne.

 
milk_plus 2009-05-02 11:56:59 PM  
I think I've spotted the problem. Early stage syphilis can be treated with large doses of vulture but eating vulture only sounds like a good idea in later stage syphilis when the ailment begins to attack the brain when vulture therapy has minimal benefit.

 
w_houle 2009-05-03 12:11:49 AM  
Freak Flag Fly: No, but it can cause it.

I would hit that with all that I can give her!

 
beaner69 2009-05-03 12:26:06 AM  
my dads friend says that the colombian army taught him that eating vultures was the cure for cancer

 
Thats an 827 2009-05-03 01:11:20 AM  
indylaw 2009-05-02 11:32:28 PM
Thats an 827: Let me see syphilis cure? Uh give patient malaria. Ok, that sounds right.

Or, you know, you could use penicillin.

Peniccillin? Thats that new fangled stuff, going for the antiquities Rx classic here.

 
Krymson Tyde 2009-05-03 02:22:10 AM  
Must go to plan 2.

 
Fook 2009-05-03 06:05:07 AM  
Won't not clear it though, so dig in while its hot folks...

 
Jamieboy 2009-05-03 09:36:03 AM  
dahmers love zombie: That would explain Homeopathy (^). Give people something that is quite literally no treatment at all, and they'll happily tell everyone about it. I know otherwise intelligent people who will spend $50 at Whole Paycheck in the goddamn homeopathy section getting their "medications". Makes me reconsider my moral objection to fraud when I see how much those thieves are making.

I agree, most, if not all of that crap is a down right rip off, dangerous and can have disastrous consequences. I don't know if what I have to say comes under homeopathy or not, but I'll submit the following just in case someone will benefit.

I suffer from wicked bad sinus problems. The drugs used to treat allergies and sinus problems have very adverse effects on me: they make me nuts, so I would rather suffer than take Sudafed(sp?) or other such crap. Someone, actually a doctor, told me to get a Netti Pot (video instructions are somewhere on the tubes). I thought he was nuts, there must be some drug I can take that won't drive me into a psych ward and relieve the clogged head and the awful headaches.

The damn thing works! I haven't had a sinus infection since I started using one. Clears up my head and the headaches go away without taking any meds. They have been around since the ancient Egyptians, but won't cure syphilis as far as I know. Sometimes old remedies are the best remedies.

I didn't get my Netti Pot at Whole Paycheck, but they sell them. Got mine on line for less than half the price.

 
indylaw 2009-05-03 01:56:08 PM  
Thats an 827: indylaw 2009-05-02 11:32:28 PM
Thats an 827: Let me see syphilis cure? Uh give patient malaria. Ok, that sounds right.

Or, you know, you could use penicillin.

Peniccillin? Thats that new fangled stuff, going for the antiquities Rx classic here.


OK, leave some bread out for a few days, scrape off the mold and rub it into a wound.

 
RemyDuron 2009-05-03 08:00:38 PM  
dahmers love zombie: That would explain Homeopathy (^). Give people something that is quite literally no treatment at all, and they'll happily tell everyone about it. I know otherwise intelligent people who will spend $50 at Whole Paycheck in the goddamn homeopathy section getting their "medications". Makes me reconsider my moral objection to fraud when I see how much those thieves are making.

James Randi has a great speech on homepathy, I can't find it on youtube, unfortunately.

 
Syphilis_Smile 2009-05-04 12:43:19 AM  
baka-san: No...

But it is damn tasty!!!!

this is not true.


Speak for yourself..

 
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