No...

But it is damn tasty!!!!

this is not true.

That would explain Homeopathy (^). Give people something that is quite literally no treatment at all, and they'll happily tell everyone about it. I know otherwise intelligent people who will spend $50 at Whole Paycheck in the goddamn homeopathy section getting their "medications". Makes me reconsider my moral objection to fraud when I see how much those thieves are making.

That's just what Big Pharma wants you to think.

Freak Flag Fly: No, but it can cause it.

I'd like to do Ann myself. Because once she tries Democrat, she'll never go back.

Freak Flag Fly: No, but it can cause it.

Well done... well done.

Of course not. That's why you fark a virgin.

Well back to square 1

indylaw: Of course not. That's why you fark a virgin.

Fark's Ad rotation is way ahead of you.




//WTF?

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No, but you can learn a lot from vultures like how to vomit on your legs and feet to stay cool.

Sahrial: indylaw: Of course not. That's why you fark a virgin.

Fark's Ad rotation is way ahead of you.

//WTF?

Someone's market research is screwed up. I've never gotten that ad on here, but I have gotten ads trying to convince me to become a Mormon. Fishing for souls on a site that's mostly about booze, drugs, and free-spirited women?

AirForceVet: Freak Flag Fly: No, but it can cause it.

I'd like to do Ann myself. Because once she tries Democrat, she'll never go back.

Wear a rubber, dude. Or five.

AirForceVet: Freak Flag Fly: No, but it can cause it.

I'd like to do Ann myself. Because once she tries Democrat, she'll never go back.

I think the only way she'd try Democrat is at the meat carving station at the buffet.

Well, farking a vulture sure doesn't help.

indylaw: Sahrial: indylaw: Of course not. That's why you fark a virgin.

Fark's Ad rotation is way ahead of you.

//WTF?

Someone's market research is screwed up. I've never gotten that ad on here, but I have gotten ads trying to convince me to become a Mormon. Fishing for souls on a site that's mostly about booze, drugs, and free-spirited women?

Very concerning. I'm using google chrome, wonder if that drives the ads at all. Though my browsing history should 100% disqualify me from even seeing that add.

damn, I just caught a vulture, it does resemble the hag pictured above. I got syphilis from this certified Christian chick I met online.

I didnt even catch it from a year in Korea, and now just one religious nut job chick and I need shots and the shanker hurts man!

Its on the bottom near the tip, do you want to see a pic of it?

Sahrial: indylaw: Of course not. That's why you fark a virgin.

Fark's Ad rotation is way ahead of you.

//WTF?

I get scientology ones

"Before I'd climb those scaly legs
and suck those festered t***,
I'd drink a gallon of vulture puke,
and die of the grizzly s****.
Sophomoric humor is a weakness....

AuCinaoaMie: damn, I just caught a vulture, it does resemble the hag pictured above. I got syphilis from this certified Christian chick I met online.

I didnt even catch it from a year in Korea, and now just one religious nut job chick and I need shots and the shanker hurts man!

Dude, (and I speak from experience), Christian chicks make the catholic girls look like f'ing nuns.

gave up: "Before I'd climb those scaly legs
and suck those festered t***,
I'd drink a gallon of vulture puke,
and die of the grizzly s****.
Sophomoric humor is a weakness....

but still effective

Evil Twin Skippy: AuCinaoaMie: damn, I just caught a vulture, it does resemble the hag pictured above. I got syphilis from this certified Christian chick I met online.

I didnt even catch it from a year in Korea, and now just one religious nut job chick and I need shots and the shanker hurts man!

Dude, (and I speak from experience), Christian chicks make the catholic girls look like f'ing nuns.

I thought they were

I know a nun...

Sister Mary Louise

Her *&%*'s so dusty


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Hey bop a rebop

Strange, I can't find any cooking recipes with vulture in 'em.

Syphilis: the silent killer of vultures

AirForceVet: Freak Flag Fly: No, but it can cause it.

I'd like to do Ann myself. Because once she tries Democrat, she'll never go back.

She is a dem. She's chasing people to our side.

Wrong Wrong Wrong. It will PREVENT Syphilis not cure an existing case of the dreaded disease.

AirForceVet: Freak Flag Fly: No, but it can cause it.

I'd like to do Ann myself. Because once she tries Democrat, she'll never go back.

You have it backwards.

AirForceVet: Freak Flag Fly: No, but it can cause it.

I'd like to do Ann myself. Because once she tries Democrat, she'll never go back.

I thought you had to have functioning eyes to be in the airforce...

/Just saying
//I'd hit it too, but I'd be hitting it with a baseball bat.

whizbang

call Hallmark immediately!!

milk_plus
No, but you can learn a lot from vultures like how to vomit on your legs and feet to stay cool.

FTW

I have always been deeply disappointed that no one has ever referred to me verbatim as "ineffective or dangerous." In any case, real medicine tastes nasty. I treat everything with Mexican beer and tequilla. It's never failed to work.

AuCinaoaMie: Its on the bottom near the tip, do you want to see a pic of it?

What, South Korea?

You mean eating this guy won't cure your syphilis?



/sorta obscure

/hot

The hell it doesn't subbers!

See, I got a nasty looking chancre right at the tip of my pecker but I ate some roasted condor and sure enough, it went away after a couple of weeks!

I'll only see Witch Doctors from now on.

Let me see syphilis cure? Uh give patient malaria. Ok, that sounds right.

Thats an 827: Let me see syphilis cure? Uh give patient malaria. Ok, that sounds right.

Or, you know, you could use penicillin.

Evil Twin Skippy: AirForceVet: Freak Flag Fly: No, but it can cause it.

I'd like to do Ann myself. Because once she tries Democrat, she'll never go back.

I think the only way she'd try Democrat is at the meat carving station at the buffet.

ORLY? (poppity)

This article is disturbing. Now people are going to think they need to eat vultures, when it is clearly the red-tailed hawk that cures syphilis. Vultures cure acne.

I think I've spotted the problem. Early stage syphilis can be treated with large doses of vulture but eating vulture only sounds like a good idea in later stage syphilis when the ailment begins to attack the brain when vulture therapy has minimal benefit.

Freak Flag Fly: No, but it can cause it.

I would hit that with all that I can give her!

my dads friend says that the colombian army taught him that eating vultures was the cure for cancer

indylaw 2009-05-02 11:32:28 PM
Thats an 827: Let me see syphilis cure? Uh give patient malaria. Ok, that sounds right.

Or, you know, you could use penicillin.

Peniccillin? Thats that new fangled stuff, going for the antiquities Rx classic here.

Must go to plan 2.

Won't not clear it though, so dig in while its hot folks...

dahmers love zombie: That would explain Homeopathy (^). Give people something that is quite literally no treatment at all, and they'll happily tell everyone about it. I know otherwise intelligent people who will spend $50 at Whole Paycheck in the goddamn homeopathy section getting their "medications". Makes me reconsider my moral objection to fraud when I see how much those thieves are making.

I agree, most, if not all of that crap is a down right rip off, dangerous and can have disastrous consequences. I don't know if what I have to say comes under homeopathy or not, but I'll submit the following just in case someone will benefit.

I suffer from wicked bad sinus problems. The drugs used to treat allergies and sinus problems have very adverse effects on me: they make me nuts, so I would rather suffer than take Sudafed(sp?) or other such crap. Someone, actually a doctor, told me to get a Netti Pot (video instructions are somewhere on the tubes). I thought he was nuts, there must be some drug I can take that won't drive me into a psych ward and relieve the clogged head and the awful headaches.

The damn thing works! I haven't had a sinus infection since I started using one. Clears up my head and the headaches go away without taking any meds. They have been around since the ancient Egyptians, but won't cure syphilis as far as I know. Sometimes old remedies are the best remedies.

I didn't get my Netti Pot at Whole Paycheck, but they sell them. Got mine on line for less than half the price.

Thats an 827: indylaw 2009-05-02 11:32:28 PM
Thats an 827: Let me see syphilis cure? Uh give patient malaria. Ok, that sounds right.

Or, you know, you could use penicillin.

Peniccillin? Thats that new fangled stuff, going for the antiquities Rx classic here.

OK, leave some bread out for a few days, scrape off the mold and rub it into a wound.

dahmers love zombie: That would explain Homeopathy (^). Give people something that is quite literally no treatment at all, and they'll happily tell everyone about it. I know otherwise intelligent people who will spend $50 at Whole Paycheck in the goddamn homeopathy section getting their "medications". Makes me reconsider my moral objection to fraud when I see how much those thieves are making.

James Randi has a great speech on homepathy, I can't find it on youtube, unfortunately.

baka-san: No...

But it is damn tasty!!!!

this is not true.

Speak for yourself..