He died saving two children AND he rid the world of a lawyer? Double hero IMHO.

carnifexpuer: He died saving two children AND he rid the world of a lawyer? Double hero IMHO.

/Thread over.

But I thought there's no common-law duty to rescue?

Matlock's Last Case

What do you call one lawyer at the bottom of a river?

:(

A lawyer?

FTFA: 'according to Helen Smith, Schulze's companion of 20 years.'

I guess he was. Can she still get his pennies?


/I wrote his pennies!

Motion for Swimmery Judgment - Granted.

Psh. Now he'll never get those billable hours in.

/Kidding.
//Great man.

moar lawyer kayaks.

Clinten'd in the boobies....

something something, a joke about admiralty law.

::jazz hands::

carnifexpuer: He died saving two children AND he rid the world of a lawyer? Double hero IMHO.

carnifexpuer refuses to save any Win for the rest of the class.

Darth Vader called, he wants his ending back.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a carp?

One is a scum sucking bottom dweller; the other is a fish

And a personal injury lawyer to boot? He must have been saving them so that he could file a lawsuit on their behalf against the ocean.

I was feeling all "Awwww, he was a good person even though he was a lawyer!" Then I started reading the thread and... *snrrrk* Won in the boobies!

I'm sure he's waiting for us at the bar in Hell for all of the snark in this thread ...

/HERO tag was still well deserved
//former lawyer

Relatively Obscure: carnifexpuer: He died saving two children AND he rid the world of a lawyer? Double hero IMHO.

carnifexpuer refuses to save any Win for the rest of the class.

This.

carnifexpuer: He died saving two children AND he rid the world of a lawyer? Double hero IMHO.

I was gonna call it a threefer, but I like double Hero more.

Was.

carnifexpuer: He died saving two children AND he rid the world of a lawyer? Double hero IMHO.


dun in 1

He was a shark trying to eat them and inadvertently saved them AND drowned.

Dr. Nick Riviera: And a personal injury lawyer to boot? He must have been saving them so that he could file a lawsuit on their behalf against the ocean.

Or it's actually just possible that right-wing stereotypes about the plaintiff's bar are fabricated and promoted by big corporations. You know, to damage their credibility when they come seeking to vindicate the rights of the downtrodden against the powerful in court.

Just possible.

captain_heroic44: Dr. Nick Riviera: And a personal injury lawyer to boot? He must have been saving them so that he could file a lawsuit on their behalf against the ocean.

Or it's actually just possible that right-wing stereotypes about the plaintiff's bar are fabricated and promoted by big corporations. You know, to damage their credibility when they come seeking to vindicate the rights of the downtrodden against the powerful in court.

Just possible.

Sounds like some sort of vast conspiracy...

carnifexpuer: He died saving two children AND he rid the world of a lawyer? Double hero IMHO.

Comment of the year?

carnifexpuer: He died saving two children AND he rid the world of a lawyer? Double hero IMHO.

+11111

carnifexpuer: He died saving two children AND he rid the world of a lawyer? Double hero IMHO.

I lol'd in my pants.

Some lawyers are heroes... go to any family court.

sarahthustra: something something, a joke about admiralty law.

::jazz hands::


Now that's ambiguity I might be able to get behind

Dr. Nick Riviera: captain_heroic44: Dr. Nick Riviera: And a personal injury lawyer to boot? He must have been saving them so that he could file a lawsuit on their behalf against the ocean.

Or it's actually just possible that right-wing stereotypes about the plaintiff's bar are fabricated and promoted by big corporations. You know, to damage their credibility when they come seeking to vindicate the rights of the downtrodden against the powerful in court.

Just possible.

Sounds like some sort of vast conspiracy...

AS if by an occult hand.

Lottie: Some lawyers are heroes... go to any family court.

Having dealt with family court, I'm wondering what alternate reality you came from.

Yea, everyone bad mouths lawyers until you need one. Just like your congressman - they all suck, except yours..

I-baLL: carnifexpuer: He died saving two children AND he rid the world of a lawyer? Double hero IMHO.

/Thread over.

Agreed! And I generally like lawyers. Well, criminal ones, academics, etc.

Here lies the water; good: here stands the man; good: if the man go to this water and drown himself, it is, will he, nill he, he goes,-mark you that: but if the water come to him and drown him, he drowns not himself; argal, he that is not guilty of his own death shortens not his own life.

/Where be his quiddits now, his quillets, his cases, his tenures, and his tricks?

//got nothin'

I just came to say that if he hadn't been a lawyer, God would've let him live. But the "double hero" post was funnier.

A good start.

Lottie, if it were a family law attorney that died, there would have been a parade to honor the kids.

One thing I don't understand, how can Fark.com hate BOTH Cops and Lawyers?

lwyrtony: Yea, everyone bad mouths lawyers until you need one. Just like your congressman - they all suck, except yours..

You sound lawyery...

Awesome T-Shirt: One thing I don't understand, how can Fark.com hate BOTH Cops and Lawyers?

...and the priest replies, "Do you think we have time?"

This is one of the clearest instances of 'one and done' that I have seen on FARK ever.