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(The Sun) Unlikely Amy Winehouse was hospitalized for dehydration after she "fainted after being out in the sun and without drinking water". The Sun was obviously there   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 22
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dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 11:52:37 AM  
I daresay that Amy has failed to drink water for so long that if she did her body would probably go into shock from the lack of alcohol in it.

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 12:05:36 PM  
How dumb does one have to be? Your body gives you some pretty clear signals when you're nearing dehydration. Put down the vodka and drink some damn water.

 
cambie [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 12:11:21 PM  
This biatch has been on holiday for how long now? Die already god damn you.

 
marcpen [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 02:01:57 PM  
Fortunately she just got an injunction against the paps going within 100m of her home or following her, so hopefully we'll see and hear less of her. She may be a trainwreck but she doesn't invite the attention. She's not an attention whore, just a sad broken person being exploited by the media.
I can't stand her music though. Too much angst.

 
Truncks1 2009-05-02 02:53:16 PM  
You know long before you faint if you are dehydrated.

 
Miniac78 2009-05-02 03:37:21 PM  
Add ecstasy to the bag of antlers' drug list ...

 
serialkittenkiller 2009-05-02 03:59:31 PM  
She's been upgraded to wino by The Sun.Good for her!

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 04:21:52 PM  
Maybe the portion of her brain responsible for thirst is already fried.

 
Taima [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 05:55:34 PM  
Die already, and become almost famous.

 
electrik mayhem 2009-05-02 06:04:29 PM  
How many farking times does this woman have to be put in the hospital before they stop keeping her alive? Jesus...

 
pnjunction [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-02 06:12:17 PM  
She has been taking part in a lot of activities which also played a part.

Hmm, 'activities' you say...

My brother (pharmacist) heard about a guy that went to play golf hung over, then drank more beer on the course and collapsed. Apparently the dumbass had gone into renal failure.

Considering she was hanging out in the sun at her 'villa' after going to the bar, I think we have a similar case here. I don't think she was out running marathons after a night of sobriety.

 
CaesarSneezy 2009-05-02 08:06:02 PM  
Taima: Die already, and become almost famous an hero.

FTFY

 
thesubliminalman 2009-05-02 08:37:42 PM  
She was in a band at some time?

 
whatshisname 2009-05-02 10:09:04 PM  
She looks more like Keif Richards every day

 
Guntram Shatterhand 2009-05-02 10:30:35 PM  
marcpen: Fortunately she just got an injunction against the paps going within 100m of her home or following her, so hopefully we'll see and hear less of her. She may be a trainwreck but she doesn't invite the attention. She's not an attention whore, just a sad broken person being exploited by the media.
I can't stand her music though. Too much angst.


We'll just get more goofy pics of her from really far away, in the middle of a goofy face.

 
CornFedIowan 2009-05-02 11:20:35 PM  
I thought the sun killed vampires, not just made them dehydrated.

 
ScotterOtter 2009-05-03 12:41:18 AM  
meanwhile, male musicians with even worse drug habits get glorified

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-05-03 01:11:33 AM  
Is there a reason people are so interested in this girl. From all I can understand she had one mediocre song, why does everyone care so much?

Ahh, I see flaminglip already has me covered, carry on.

 
electrik mayhem 2009-05-03 01:28:44 AM  
ScotterOtter: meanwhile, male musicians with even worse drug habits get glorified

That's probably because they don't need to be taken to the hospital every 2 days...and some of them seem to actually care about what they look like.

 
CnFlght 2009-05-03 02:10:49 AM  
flaminglip: farker a: i've never listened to this biatch and she is obviously a drug addicted whore whom i will never listen to, blah

farker b: she's not so bad. she can actually sing and entertain us despite everything farker a says.

farker x: i will scourge farker a and farker b's comments and work it so that this thread goes to 80 comments.

lol


That is an awesome picture in your profile. Who is the artist?

 
quintas 2009-05-03 03:15:39 AM  
tbn3.google.com

www.blogcdn.com

 
quintas 2009-05-03 03:17:11 AM  
img.dailymail.co.uk

 
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