End of the article: Construction on JFK Airport began in 1943.

How is this important or relevant to the story?

Baggage handler does not equal TSA screener. Please try again.

Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: How is this important or relevant to the story?

I was wondering the same thing.

Walker: Baggage handler does not equal TSA screener. Please try again.

Trtue. But I still say TSA Screening = legalized theft.

Detectives say Hines told them he had tossed the gun into a Queens sewer. The gun was later recovered from the sewer by police.

Why steal a gun only to toss it in a sewer? Did her use it in a crime first?

cksewell: Detectives say Hines told them he had tossed the gun into a Queens sewer. The gun was later recovered from the sewer by police.

Why steal a gun only to toss it in a sewer? Did herhe use it in a crime first?

sheesh

Did the officer make fists with his feet to de-stress?

TwistedIvory: Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: How is this important or relevant to the story?

I was wondering the same thing.

Also the United States declared independence in 1776.

Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: End of the article: Construction on JFK Airport began in 1943.

How is this important or relevant to the story?

I opened this to see if I was the only one who noticed that. Buggered if it makes any sense to me as to why it is there.

So the TSA is watching the watchers?

Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: End of the article: Construction on JFK Airport began in 1943.

How is this important or relevant to the story?

beat me too it. WTF? So when did the construction end and what colors did they paint it? What was the temperature that day? What is the current temperature. Do these pants make my ass look big?

in other news, i am enjoying fries and ketchup with the burger i'm eating.

heinz is one of the largest ketchup manufacturers in the world.

TSA makes you put a label on your baggage that is like a beacon saying "gun in here, steal me!" I call that collusion.

construction on me began in 1966.

Benevolent Misanthrope: Walker: Baggage handler does not equal TSA screener. Please try again.

Trtue. But I still say TSA Screening = legalized theft.

That's exactly right. By letting your bags go through the TSA and the airlines, you can't ever prove who stole your stuff, so you always lose.

UnspokenVoice: Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: End of the article: Construction on JFK Airport began in 1943.

How is this important or relevant to the story?

I opened this to see if I was the only one who noticed that. Buggered if it makes any sense to me as to why it is there.

Maybe the author gets paid by the word.

So if your stuff is stolen at the airport, you need to be a policeman to recover it.

Check.

FTA: Construction on JFK Airport began in 1943.

It would have been just as useless, but probably more relevant if they told us when the police officer's gun was manufactured.

JWideman: TSA makes you put a label on your baggage that is like a beacon saying "gun in here, steal me!" I call that collusion.

You would make an excellent lawyer.

/ Not a lawyer.

End of the article: Construction on JFK Airport began in 1943.

Actually, construction of Idlewild Airport began in 1943

Construction on JFK Airport began in 1943.

OMG it is a conspiracy!!! KENNEDY WAS NOT EVEN A WAR HERO YET!!!!


TELL EVERYBODY!!! THIS IS GONNAA BE HUGE!!!!111

Construction on JFK Airport began in 1943

So they began constructing JFK airport the same year PT-109 was sunk.

Baskin Robbins has a variety of ice cream flavors.

Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: End of the article: Construction on JFK Airport began in 1943.

How is this important or relevant to the story?


Pancakes!

DNA usually comes as a double-stranded molecule, although there are many exceptions. For example, the DNA virus parvovirus contains a single-stranded DNA genome.

Construction on JFK Airport began in 1943.

You know who else was busy stealing guns from officers in 1943?

A criminal complaint says on April 22 the Queens resident allegedly took the unloaded 9-milimeter gun from a locked box packed in the suitcase, along with ammunition and a gun holster.

The sergeant alerted authorities after arriving in Orlando, Florida.

why do people bring handguns on flights? ...i mean if your a terrorist or air marshall fine, but seriously wtf?

"goin to florida... sunscreen... check. old guy beach shirts... check. 9mm hangun... check."

Bri_Bri_Gooch: So they began constructing JFK airport the same year PT-109 was sunk.

dismissed as coincidence

drjekel_mrhyde: DNA usually comes as a double-stranded molecule, although there are many exceptions. For example, the DNA virus parvovirus contains a single-stranded DNA genome.

Honey bees are the only extant members of the tribe Apini, all in the genus Apis.

Benevolent Misanthrope: Walker: Baggage handler does not equal TSA screener. Please try again.

Trtue. But I still say TSA Screening = legalized theft.

Also legalized asshole.

Dudes, having a uniform doesn't make you special.

*handgun*

thereisnospoon: A criminal complaint says on April 22 the Queens resident allegedly took the unloaded 9-milimeter gun from a locked box packed in the suitcase, along with ammunition and a gun holster.

The sergeant alerted authorities after arriving in Orlando, Florida.

why do people bring handguns on flights? ...i mean if your a terrorist or air marshall fine, but seriously wtf?

"goin to florida... sunscreen... check. old guy beach shirts... check. 9mm hangun... check."

Exactly, why would anyone possible ever want to carry a gun? What are you going to do, use it for protection or something? How silly!

CrispFlows: JWideman: TSA makes you put a label on your baggage that is like a beacon saying "gun in here, steal me!" I call that collusion.

You would make an excellent lawyer.

/ Not a lawyer.

Except for the whole pulling facts out of his ass.
"No common or contract carrier shall require or cause any label, tag, or other written notice to be placed on the outside of any package, luggage, or other container that such package, luggage, or other container contains a firearm." [18 USC Sec. 922(e)]

The "Gun in here!" stickers was outlawed years before the TSA come into existence.

Sounds like a baggage handler needs to be a) fired, and b) jailed.

JWideman: TSA makes you put a label on your baggage that is like a beacon saying "gun in here, steal me!" I call that collusion.

Now, just think what would happen if every legal gun owner had to inform the government that they have weapons. Go on vacation, come back, and voila! No guns!

/And the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln.

The mating habits or of the wood duck take place through fall and winter. The female wil repeatedly flick her bill back over her shoulder.

Her mate responds by raising his wings and tail, turning the back of his head to her and swimming away. She then follows him.

The Wright Brothers first flight was in 1903; no word if Orville had his gun stolen by Wilbur when checking his luggage.

thereisnospoon: A criminal complaint says on April 22 the Queens resident allegedly took the unloaded 9-milimeter gun from a locked box packed in the suitcase, along with ammunition and a gun holster.

The sergeant alerted authorities after arriving in Orlando, Florida.

why do people bring handguns on flights? ...i mean if your a terrorist or air marshall fine, but seriously wtf?

"goin to florida... sunscreen... check. old guy beach shirts... check. 9mm hangun... check."

Dude, he's going to Florida! Obviously you haven't been on Fark long enough, otherwise you'd realize that of all the states you'd want to gun to protect yourself from some totally random, bizarre incident that would be posted on Fark for it's random bizarreness, Florida is that state.

jorg: CrispFlows: JWideman: TSA makes you put a label on your baggage that is like a beacon saying "gun in here, steal me!" I call that collusion.

You would make an excellent lawyer.

/ Not a lawyer.

Except for the whole pulling facts out of his ass.
"No common or contract carrier shall require or cause any label, tag, or other written notice to be placed on the outside of any package, luggage, or other container that such package, luggage, or other container contains a firearm." [18 USC Sec. 922(e)]

The "Gun in here!" stickers was outlawed years before the TSA come into existence.
Yeah, but they still make you put it on there. They aren't supposed to, but they basically say "Put this on or find another flight."

Oh, and as to why someone would take their gun with them on vacation? It's called the Law Enforcement Officer's Safety act. Law Enforcement Officers can carry essentially anywhere. You've probably made the argument that only the cops need guns before, This cop just happened to want to still be able to have access to his firearm when not on duty.

Tamarcus?

"Smithers, I've designed a new plane. I call it the "Spruce Moose", and it will carry two-hundred passengers from New York's Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen minutes!"

tonesskin: Honey bees are the only extant members of the tribe Apini, all in the genus Apis.

British Urinal manufacturers print an outline of a bee on their urinals to improve men's aim. The use of a bee is a little joke base on the bee's genus Apis.

Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: End of the article: Construction on JFK Airport began in 1943.

How is this important or relevant to the story?

I came to say the same thing. Just what was the point of adding that in?

thereisnospoon: A criminal complaint says on April 22 the Queens resident allegedly took the unloaded 9-milimeter gun from a locked box packed in the suitcase, along with ammunition and a gun holster.

The sergeant alerted authorities after arriving in Orlando, Florida.

why do people bring handguns on flights? ...i mean if your a terrorist or air marshall fine, but seriously wtf?

"goin to florida... sunscreen... check. old guy beach shirts... check. 9mm hangun... check."

Dood has a Florida CCW permit maybe? Couple of people I used to work for here in Ohio have Florida CCW permits.

balin007: Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: End of the article: Construction on JFK Airport began in 1943.

How is this important or relevant to the story?

I came to say the same thing. Just what was the point of adding that in?

Look, if you can't see the point of that quote, then you have a problem. It was totally relevant to the story. Maybe you are just stupid, so I'll explain the relevance to you:

The first automatic fire extinguisher of which there is any record was patented in England in 1723 by Ambrose Godfrey, a celebrated chemist. It consisted of a cask of fire-extinguishing liquid containing a pewter chamber of gunpowder.

FTFA: ...charges against 21-year-old Tamarcus Hines...

Maybe I'm drunk or maybe I just like airports too much, but I first read that as Tarmacus Hines and thought, "wow, what a perfect name".

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This thread is adding to my library of useless information exponentially

I had no idea that anyone could have a gun in checked luggage on a commercial flight. Yeah, call me ignorant.

Since the TSA carnies won't allow you to properly lock your luggage anymore, the luggage handlers can steal the stuff the TSA clowns don't take.