She's beholden to the interests of Big C- y'know what? Nevermind.

Well, then. I certainly know how I'm voting next go-round.

i would stuff her ballot box...

i would push a yes vote in her slot...

i would frot her taint...

oops...

doobiebrother: i would stuff her ballot box...

i would push a yes vote in her slot...

i would frot her taint...

oops...

I hope you cover her election.

I would like to view her platform before I make a decision

/fap

PartTimeBuddha: oops...

PartTimeBuddha: doobiebrother: i would stuff her ballot box...

i would push a yes vote in her slot...

i would frot her taint...

oops...

I hope you cover her election.

Nah.

He just wants *her* to cover his erection.

roadmarks: He just wants *her* to cover his erection.

You're quite right. I am ashamed not to have realised it.

I suspect there will be many big spashes before this is over.

Can we get one of the cute Czech brunettes to come pull an Ahnold or something?

If politics is truly Hollywood for ugly people, and porn is C- or D-list acting, then this might be seen as an upgrade.

But, judging from what I've seen of politics, I suspect the reverse might be true.

/At least it's a circus . . .

She will need a firm plank for her party. Something she can ride all the way to office.

/by plank I, of course, mean my penis

I will need to view some of her work later to be sure of her qualifications.

/moving to La. next year.

Can she fake it better than a politician?

"So listen, um........... mind sucking my dick?"

It would be nice to have a politician honest and upfront about their sordid sexual histories, for a change.

She'll have Vitters eating off her taint.

Say no to implants!

to much talk in this thread, and no pix.

From her first town hall meeting:

Audience Member: Do you support President Obama's stimulus package?

Daniels: Wow thats a big package!

AM: Should we be pulling out of Iraq?

D: Nooo. Don't pull out. Go deeper. Harder.

AM: Do you support tax rebates for the middle class?

D: Ohh yes. I want it all. Give it to me.

AM: What about energy? Do you support green technology?

D: I just want it sooo bad right now. So close!

AM: Can I ejaculate on your face?

D: Sure.

poorcku: to much talk in this thread, and no pix.

Thank you for (e)rectifying that...

She certainly won't be hiding much.

All her "youthful indescretions" will be pretty much out there.

If Italy can have one, can't the US?

There may be a supplies election.

/I got nothing.

No doubt there's some Senator who would like to explore her position on offshore drilling.

Subby, you could have tried way harder with that headline.

And how is she going to hear ANYTHING if you guys don't stop your heavy breathing?

Should have called it a sounding tour.

flannelled fool: No doubt there's some Senator who would like to explore her position on offshore drilling.

I don't think he would be able to find his drill.

Now that's a candidate I can get behind.

It might be hard for her to run a political campaign when you GIS her name and on the first page is her getting blasted in the face.

generaltimmy: Say no to implants!

you say no to the penis first.

And the left will all vote for her too based solely on her looks and choice of career. So sad but that's all it's going to take.

I think I'd probably reveal my lack of edumacation if I was in the same room with this candidate. I'd probably end every sentence with a proposition.

So if she wins, do we put (DD-La) next to her name?

One being in a "Porn" doth not maketh a "Porn Star".

/Jenna Jameson = "Porn Star" (albeit retired)
//this girl = "whore"

Dym: It would be nice to have a politician honest and upfront about their sordid sexual histories, for a change.

I dunno if it would actually help, though:

"Ms. Daniels, is it true that you have indeed been involved in a monogamous relationship with an accountant for the past several months, having intercourse as little as once a week?"

"...yes, Senator Johnson, that is true."

"Gasp!"
"Gasp!"
"Gasp!"

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: So if she wins, do we put (DD-La) next to her name?

*golf clap*

poorcku: to much talk in this thread, and no pix.



GIYF (NSFW)

Will she listen to me while I pull her hair and call her stupid?