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Stay Cool Babylon 2009-05-01 08:38:36 PM  
It's an interesting tactic to argue that if she were in a straight relationship, she could marry. But since when do we decide the legal fates of people based upon laws that do not yet exist?. It's a textbook example one class getting a free pass. As dumb as "Americans for Truth about Homosexuality" sounds, there is a very valid concern here. Too bad he wasted it whaargarbling about immigrants and other bogeymen.

/flaming social liberal
//calls bullshiat

 
Because People in power are Stupid 2009-05-01 11:53:40 PM  
If this Lesbian is attractive then she should be allowed to stay. If she's a fat ugly bulldyke then ship her elsewhere.

Example of attractive lesbian:
www.celebzu.com

Example of a lesbian that should be shipped elsewhere (regardless of citizenship):
www.wgal.com
(all pics are as hot as Lindsay)

 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 12:36:44 AM  
Nice work subby

 
El_Perro [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 01:03:37 AM  
Stay Cool Babylon: It's an interesting tactic to argue that if she were in a straight relationship, she could marry. But since when do we decide the legal fates of people based upon laws that do not yet exist?. It's a textbook example one class getting a free pass. As dumb as "Americans for Truth about Homosexuality" sounds, there is a very valid concern here. Too bad he wasted it whaargarbling about immigrants and other bogeymen.

/flaming social liberal
//calls bullshiat


No, it's not a valid concern. This is not an "egregious example of special rights for homosexuals" - private bills granting some immigration status for an individual or small group of individuals are not at all uncommon (they're introduced all the time, though they pass at a fairly low rate). They're typically used for fairly compelling (politically, socially, emotionally) cases, and it seems like Feinstein believes that the disparity here (that a heterosexual immigrant in the same situation as this woman would be entitled to marry, and could get a green card in that way, but this woman is unable to do so because she is homosexual) is such a compelling case.

Just because some "pro-family" group calls something a "special right for homosexuals" doesn't mean that it is so.

 
haemaker [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 01:04:20 AM  
Why doesn't she just get married?

Oh, right.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 01:16:34 AM  
Because People in power are Stupid: Example of attractive lesbian:

She's not a lesbian, she's an attention whore that doesn't care who gets her off.

Oh, and if we really wanted to max out buzz words, we'd could easily top that by adding in an atheist who is pregnant and wants to abort her child.

 
FishingWithFredo 2009-05-02 03:31:43 AM  
But is she Obama's nominee for Supreme Court Justice?

 
angrygrizzly 2009-05-02 03:47:36 AM  
Here's an idea. Don't let marriage be a "get out of jail free" card for heterosexuals OR homosexuals.

She's illegal. She overstayed her visa. Why should she be rewarded for that---regardless of her sexual preference?

 
MyRandomName 2009-05-02 03:51:58 AM  
I didn't know legislation was allowed to target individuals. Good to know that equal protection laws don't mean much.

 
RevMercutio [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 03:52:37 AM  
Here's a version of the story that isn't full of bigotry and bullshi (new window)t.

Because frankly, I don't find "One News Now" to be anything resembling a proper news source.

 
Dr.Zom 2009-05-02 03:58:31 AM  
Peter LaBarbera, founder and president of Americans for Truth about Homosexuality

ATH? Really? ATH? Are you farking kidding me?

 
angrygrizzly 2009-05-02 04:01:52 AM  
RevMercutio: Here's a version of the story that isn't full of bigotry and bullshi (new window)t.

Because frankly, I don't find "One News Now" to be anything resembling a proper news source.


Nothing like jumping from one extreme to the other.

 
unyon [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 04:02:37 AM  
FTFA- "I don't think most Americans want to give incentives to bring more homosexual activists into the country, which is what this case embodies."

Now we're at the heart of their 'concern'.

 
5_second_rule 2009-05-02 04:04:54 AM  
FishingWithFredo: But is she Obama's nominee for Supreme Court Justice?

Go play in traffic troll, adults are talking.

 
RevMercutio [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 04:04:55 AM  
angrygrizzly: RevMercutio: Here's a version of the story that isn't full of bigotry and bullshi (new window)t.

Because frankly, I don't find "One News Now" to be anything resembling a proper news source.

Nothing like jumping from one extreme to the other.


Except the Queerty story actually gave news, and not bullshiat propaganda.

 
FishStampede [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 04:12:17 AM  
tallguywithglasseson: Nice work subby

image.examiner.com

She's on the right. The bulldyke is on the left.

Eh...maybe a decade or so ago.

 
angrygrizzly 2009-05-02 04:12:46 AM  
RevMercutio: angrygrizzly: RevMercutio: Here's a version of the story that isn't full of bigotry and bullshi (new window)t.

Because frankly, I don't find "One News Now" to be anything resembling a proper news source.

Nothing like jumping from one extreme to the other.

Except the Queerty story actually gave news, and not bullshiat propaganda.


"Just one more example of how same-sex couples are discriminated against by the feds; our straight counterparts can simply get married to keep one foreign partner in the U.S."

Not exactly AP material there. Not exactly unbiased, is it?

You don't think a website named "Queerty" might have a SMALL bias in favor of its own agenda? Just a little?

 
Argh2 2009-05-02 04:13:45 AM  
Whatever. Do you realize how small a subset of the overall population we're talking about here?

A. Must be gay
B. Must be in ongoing relationship
C. Must want to get married
D. One half of couple must be an immigrant.

Out of a country of 300 Million, this issue probably affects 100,000 people, at most, across the entire country. That isn't a threat to anyone.

MyRandomName: I didn't know legislation was allowed to target individuals. Good to know that equal protection laws don't mean much.

No, I learned it could in the Terry Schiavo case. No idea what you're getting at with the equal protection reference.

 
Cowl Hire 2009-05-02 04:20:15 AM  
Dr.Zom: Peter LaBarbera, founder and president of Americans for Truth about Homosexuality

ATH? Really? ATH? Are you farking kidding me?


A sly reference to the hayes command set, perhaps?

 
onebadgungan 2009-05-02 04:22:02 AM  
FTA: "Peter LaBarbera, founder and president of Americans for Truth about Homosexuality, sees this as another attempt at gaining special rights for homosexuals."

Irony, is there anything you can't do?

Argh2: Out of a country of 300 Million, this issue probably affects 100,000 people, at most, across the entire country. That isn't a threat to anyone.

It's a threat to 100,000 people. Or do you not read your own posts?

 
GWSuperfan 2009-05-02 04:30:16 AM  
Dr.Zom: Peter LaBarbera, founder and president of Americans for Truth about Homosexuality

ATH? Really? ATH? Are you farking kidding me?


I think of it as Americans for Truth About Homosexuality.

ATAH as in Boobies
i599.photobucket.com

 
Great Janitor 2009-05-02 05:06:21 AM  
Once I was engaged to a citizen of another nation who hadn't broken the law in getting and staying here. That thing about marriage meaning that the person from the other country being allowed to stay here is a myth. Probably because it's too easy of a loophole. Given the pain in the ass it is for someone who hasn't jumped the boarder and been here legally, I'd hate to see the headache for trying to marry someone who's been caught here illegally. The part of this that is really sad is that we have a government official who thinks marriage is a guaranteed route to citizenship. It's not. Even if married, it's still a long drawn out and expensive process and can be turned down at any point and deported. My best friend's sister married an illegal alien and had a kid with him. Didn't stop the Feds from sending his ass back to his home country. Also that didn't stop him from sneaking back across the boarder.

 
RevMercutio [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 05:10:41 AM  
angrygrizzly: RevMercutio: angrygrizzly: RevMercutio: Here's a version of the story that isn't full of bigotry and bullshi (new window)t.

Because frankly, I don't find "One News Now" to be anything resembling a proper news source.

Nothing like jumping from one extreme to the other.

Except the Queerty story actually gave news, and not bullshiat propaganda.

"Just one more example of how same-sex couples are discriminated against by the feds; our straight counterparts can simply get married to keep one foreign partner in the U.S."

Not exactly AP material there. Not exactly unbiased, is it?

You don't think a website named "Queerty" might have a SMALL bias in favor of its own agenda? Just a little?


I didn't say it wasn't biased, but to be fair, it had a lot more actual news content and less bias than the initial link.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-05-02 05:36:41 AM  
Kick her out for being an illegal.
Let her marry her lover so she can stay.

 
TwistedFark 2009-05-02 05:47:39 AM  
angrygrizzly: Here's an idea. Don't let marriage be a "get out of jail free" card for heterosexuals OR homosexuals.

She's illegal. She overstayed her visa. Why should she be rewarded for that---regardless of her sexual preference?


Perhaps she overstayed her visa because she fell in love with her partner and they didn't want to separate?

I'm an American man, married to an Australian woman. We live together now down here in Australia and I have legal status, medical benefits and employment due to the fact that we are married.

This woman on the other hand is not allowed to have this right. Perhaps she loves her partner as much as I love my wife. I can only imagine how horrible it would be to be torn away from her against my will.

But yeah, it's all "cut and dried" or something - you farking assholes.

 
hotter than the ads 2009-05-02 06:19:07 AM  
unyon
FTFA- "I don't think most Americans want to give incentives to bring more homosexual activists into the country, which is what this case embodies."

Now we're at the heart of their 'concern'.


Yep. Precisely. This case "embodies" the continuation of a plot to bring "homosexual activists" across the border in to America.

You know what, asshole? You're wrong. I'll bet you that between those of us who call ourselves activists and the slice of this country that just doesn't give a fark, most Americans do not share your concerns about hordes of gay Mexicans marauding across our sacred border.

I could be wrong. But I'm young. And if it's not now, it's soon. And you damn well know it.

 
Alphax 2009-05-02 07:34:12 AM  
Cowl Hire: Dr.Zom: Peter LaBarbera, founder and president of Americans for Truth about Homosexuality

ATH? Really? ATH? Are you farking kidding me?

A sly reference to the hayes command set, perhaps?


Thank you, I was trying to think about what that was..

/used to know nearly all of the Hayes commands..

 
soy_bomb 2009-05-02 07:54:22 AM  
Conflicted. Support Gay Marriage but not illegal immigration. Flaunting immigration law for nearly 20 years should not get you special attention from Government beyond deportation. Let her go back to the Philippines and let her follow the rules to come back to America legally.

 
DeathByGeekSquad 2009-05-02 07:56:53 AM  
Because People in power are Stupid: If this Lesbian is attractive then she should be allowed to stay. If she's a fat ugly bulldyke then ship her elsewhere.

Example of attractive lesbian:


Example of a lesbian that should be shipped elsewhere (regardless of citizenship):

(all pics are as hot as Lindsay)


It looks like the douchebag on the left in the first photo is trying out his Bracers of Charisma + 5

 
Kit Carson 2009-05-02 08:35:15 AM  
haemaker: Why doesn't she just get married?

Oh, right.


Because that doesn't affect her immigration status. She still would have to leave the country (preferably without the authorities noticing her status), and then apply for a fiancee visa or go through the process of securing the marriage/green card.

 
Kit Carson 2009-05-02 08:36:54 AM  
Meaning that, if she was straight, she'd still have to leave the country.

 
drsteel 2009-05-02 09:19:11 AM  
Dr.Zom: Peter LaBarbera, founder and president of Americans for Truth about Homosexuality

ATH? Really? ATH? Are you farking kidding me?


Hey buddy, it can't jutht be uth gay guyth that like ath!!!

/ashamed of that joke

 
EmmaLou 2009-05-02 09:55:53 AM  
There was another way for her to stay and get a green card legally, but I'm assuming she just didn't bother with that when she was eligible. I say send her back and slap a 5 year bar on her return, but then again, I deal with this crap every day and I've lost my compassion.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2009-05-02 10:03:50 AM  
angrygrizzly: RevMercutio: Here's a version of the story that isn't full of bigotry and bullshi (new window)t.

Because frankly, I don't find "One News Now" to be anything resembling a proper news source.

Nothing like jumping from one extreme to the other.


THIS

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2009-05-02 10:08:01 AM  
Why not just fake marry a man for 5k like everyone else
/Pretty sure she would get some guy to do it in this economy

 
PirateFreedom 2009-05-02 10:08:08 AM  
This is a pretty good example of why blocking gay marriage is vicious and unfair.

 
bravian 2009-05-02 10:18:10 AM  
onebadgungan: FTA: "Peter LaBarbera, founder and president of Americans for Truth about Homosexuality, sees this as another attempt at gaining special rights for homosexuals."

On any wingnut website LaBarbera is defacto spokesmen for "homosexual" issues. He's obsessed with gay male sex so I am wondering why he cares about a bunch of lesbians.

 
onebadgungan 2009-05-02 10:39:32 AM  
Kit Carson: haemaker: Why doesn't she just get married?

Oh, right.

Because that doesn't affect her immigration status. She still would have to leave the country (preferably without the authorities noticing her status), and then apply for a fiancee visa or go through the process of securing the marriage/green card.


The assumption is that if she could get married she would have done so a long time ago and not now be in this situation. Forcing her to jump through hoops she would not have had to jump through had she had the same rights as straight people would have alleviated this and we would now be on a thread where some idiot walks out into traffic.

 
678583 2009-05-02 11:42:56 AM  
BAWWW EVERYONE BEING HOMOPHOBE

No. This woman should be ejected from the country just like every single other illegal living in our country. Noone cares if it's a dyke or not, send it back.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-05-02 12:45:34 PM  
i560.photobucket.com

Come with me
Lesbian illegal immigrant
Settle down and rest with me
Fly with me lesbian illegal immigrant
To my little nest by the sea
With me that's where you belong with me
I know I can be strong when you're with me


/Meh.
//Doesn't have the same ring to it.

 
onebadgungan 2009-05-02 12:50:50 PM  
678583: BAWWW EVERYONE BEING HOMOPHOBE

No. This woman should be ejected from the country just like every single other illegal living in our country. Noone cares if it's a dyke or not, send it back.


1/10 Caps lock is no way to go through life, son.

 
DoctorCal 2009-05-02 01:03:49 PM  
Stay Cool Babylon: It's an interesting tactic to argue that if she were in a straight relationship, she could marry. But since when do we decide the legal fates of people based upon laws that do not yet exist?. It's a textbook example one class getting a free pass. As dumb as "Americans for Truth about Homosexuality" sounds, there is a very valid concern here. Too bad he wasted it whaargarbling about immigrants and other bogeymen.



Laws preventing same-sex marriage don't exist yet?

 
MeanJean 2009-05-02 01:15:05 PM  
http://americansfortruth.com/issues/homosexual-parenting
'Call in Gay' Day - Isn't this Movement Obnoxious?
By Peter LaBarbera

Isn't the "gay" activist movement obnoxious? Now they're staying home from work and "calling in gay" to protest Prop 8. But wasn't it just a short time ago when the homosexual lobby was moaning that all across America people could be fired "just because they're gay"? Now they're taunting their employers using their gayness. Gee, it looks like their jobs are pretty safe!

I wonder: if a few homosexuals were to get fired for pulling this "Call in Gay" stunt, would they sue for being "discriminated" against? (That was a rhetorical question.)

Yes, the homosexual activists wear us all out with the non-stop militancy. (I think they wear out some of the non-militant homosexuals, too.) Enough already. I don't think self-styled "queers" will stop agitating until every day of the year is devoted to some sort of belly-aching that aims to normalize that which is aberrant and sinful. Of course, like the pro-abortion-on-demand crowd, their ability to agitate has zero bearing on right vs. wrong.

Shame on us Christians?

Once again we return to the irritating "shame-reversal" that characterizes Brave New Secular America, where the sinners (or we'll call them the Sin Advocates) - you know, the ones who in saner times would feel remorse before a holy God - do the "preaching" - while those of us who defend Biblical tradition, normalcy, etc., are supposed to feel guilty (and many do!). Here's the truth: if marriage is a wonderful institution created by God, and homosexual practice is always sinful (see www.robgagnon.net), what does that make homosexual "marriage"? Right: a very confused and rebellious attempt to legitimate wrongdoing using state power.


Obnoxious?
/Pot.
//Kettle.
///Black.

 
godofusa.com 2009-05-02 04:23:12 PM  
I don't know what is more strange... that there's an illegal alien lesbo, or that an illegal immigrant that is not actively breeding anchor babies!

 
A$$man 2009-05-02 07:14:15 PM  
Dianne Feinstein=Idiot

 
fredbox 2009-05-02 09:52:01 PM  
Sum Dum Gai: MyRandomName: I didn't know legislation was allowed to target individuals.

It's not intended to actually pass (or even be worked on in committee), just to give time for Congress to pass the Uniting American Families Act, which would allow all homosexual couples the same rights as married couples in terms of immigration law.


You mean the Uniting Families In America act? UFIA for All America now!

 
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