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(Some Guy) Obvious Why swine flu is god's punishment for electing a Marxist Muslim as president: "When the United States has that kind of diabolical leadership in the White House, God's mercy is strained"   (michnews.com) divider line 225
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El_Frijole_Blanco [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 03:05:02 PM  
That is some nice foil

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 03:09:28 PM  
i23.photobucket.com

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 03:09:58 PM  
...so naturally, God chose to punish Mexico most severely.

Makes perfect sense.

 
BladBoy [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 03:11:43 PM  
Lionel Mandrake: ...so naturally, God chose to punish Mexico most severely.

Makes perfect sense.


Of course, because the are a bunch of Catholics and God hates them more than Muslims!

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 03:15:43 PM  
9/11 was God's punishment for electing a hypocrite.

 
Senescent Dawn 2009-05-01 03:16:52 PM  
Lionel Mandrake: ...so naturally, God chose to punish Mexico most severely.

Makes perfect sense.


This is the same reason why Katrina was God's punishment for New Orleans' hedonistic lifestyle, which spared the French Quarter from flooding.

I enjoy this kind of thing. It's past the point of confirmation bias. It's like playing connect-the-dots with white noise.

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 03:17:06 PM  
God's mercy is strained
what kind of feeble-ass god do you pray to?
strained?

my god has infinite mercy, otherwise he would have killed these tards years ago

 
JohnnyC 2009-05-01 03:18:22 PM  
If there was a God, I bet it would get pretty pissed off at morons like this who pretend to know what God wants or why God does things. Otherwise it's just some asshat invoking a bogeyman to try and use fear to control people. Although, when I think about it, that is perfectly in line with Christian beliefs (the using fear thing, not the electing Obama thing).

 
DslainteC [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 03:18:47 PM  
*yawn*

Another delusional idiot who thinks the present day, the time in which they live, is the time when God is really going to a) do many miracles, b) send His wrath, c) begin the end of times, d) any combination of the above.

"Me, me, me...it's all about ME!"

*yawn*

 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 03:22:40 PM  
Carter brought down God's wrath too. It was swine flu then...and gas lines...and Iranians...and alternative energy.

Dems have doomed us all.

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 03:23:57 PM  
He is an enthusiast for homosexual practice...

Well, who isn't? You're not gonna get any good at it if you don't practice...

I guarantee you that the writer of this article agrees with Drudge's sentiment about not loving sex with men. This writer probably hates every sweaty, grunty, sticky, carnal minute that he does it, every day of his life.

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 03:31:57 PM  
JohnnyC: If there was a God, I bet it would get pretty pissed off at morons like this who pretend to know what God wants or why God does things. Otherwise it's just some asshat invoking a bogeyman to try and use fear to control people. Although, when I think about it, that is perfectly in line with Christian beliefs (the using fear thing, not the electing Obama thing).

If God exists, and created everything that is, he/she/it is so far above our comprehension that it is laughable. And arguing with/killing each other about how he/she/it wants to be toadyed to is even more laughable.

If I had an ant farm, and the ants had a theological discourse on the "correct" way to hold a sand grain in their jaws, so as not to anger He Who Holds The Magnifying Glass, well, random ones would still get fried, I wouldn't care how they held their sand, and some of the ants would, regardless of who got fried, still believe that their way of sand-mandibleizing was the only right one.

I have no idea where I was going with this, but God's like that, anyway.

 
gustakooka [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 03:32:09 PM  
dahmers love zombie: He is an enthusiast for homosexual practice...

Well, who isn't?


No doubt. I spent my bachelor party in Montreal watching two girls practice. I have to say, I am an enthusiast.

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 03:32:32 PM  
I_C_Weener: Carter brought down God's wrath too. It was swine flu then...and gas lines...and Iranians...and alternative energy.

Dems have doomed us all.


Michele Bachmann? Is that you??

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 03:33:54 PM  
The United Church of Christ is apostate? Geez...this guy doesn't like his own.

I don't understand how you can go through life being that bitter, uptight, and angry at just about everything on Earth. No wonder he wants to be Raptured.

 
JohnnyC 2009-05-01 03:35:55 PM  
dahmers love zombie: I have no idea where I was going with this

That's okay... I'm just glad I'm not an ant in your farm. :)

 
seventypercent [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 03:40:12 PM  
Instead of saying "Marxist Muslim" all the time, can't we say something like "Muslist"? Or perhaps "Marxlim"?

Think, people.

 
Solid State Vittles 2009-05-01 03:48:39 PM  
I was blown away at the quantity of crazy in the linked column.

 
SchlingFocker [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 03:49:23 PM  
How can you strain that which is infinite?

 
Blues_X [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 03:53:28 PM  
SchlingFocker: How can you strain that which is infinite?


The writer did a good job of straining his infinite bigotry and stupidity.

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 03:55:11 PM  
seventypercent: Instead of saying "Marxist Muslim" all the time, can't we say something like "Muslist"? Or perhaps "Marxlim"?

Think, people.


I was thinking, since he's black, how about "Marx Brother"?

I think Biden's already doing a pretty good Harpo.

 
DAR [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 03:58:35 PM  
The butt hurt is strong with this one!!

 
3horn [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 04:27:31 PM  
J. Grant Swank, Jr., you are a sad little man. And a major league asshole.

3Horn

 
freakdog19 2009-05-01 04:29:51 PM  
How about a little libs?
i484.photobucket.com

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 04:45:16 PM  
I_C_Weener: Carter brought down God's wrath too. It was swine flu then...and gas lines...and Iranians...and alternative energy.

Dems have doomed us all.


I LOL'd.

 
Calmamity [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 04:45:35 PM  
Diogenes: No wonder he wants to be Raptured.

And I desperately want that for him and all his kind, too.

I'm just nice like that.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 04:53:10 PM  
Calmamity: Diogenes: No wonder he wants to be Raptured.

And I desperately want that for him and all his kind, too.

I'm just nice like that.


I think it's a win-win. It'll be nice with them out of our hair.

 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 04:53:28 PM  
dahmers love zombie: I think Biden's already doing a pretty good Harpo.

Yeah, but Harpo didn't talk.

 
All2morrowsparTs 2009-05-01 04:57:26 PM  
wait, there is a muslim marxist in charge of Mexico?

 
Fart_Machine 2009-05-01 04:59:03 PM  
All2morrowsparTs: wait, there is a muslim marxist in charge of Mexico?

God has really shaitty aim apparently.

 
EL_FABREZ 2009-05-01 04:59:04 PM  
The swine flu isn't god's punishment, it was designed for the Obama administration to further his socialist health care agenda.

 
All2morrowsparTs 2009-05-01 04:59:27 PM  
I_C_Weener: Carter brought down God's wrath too. It was swine flu then...and gas lines...and Iranians...and alternative energy.

Dems have doomed us all.


Bachman was a fark account :0

 
clancifer [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 05:01:09 PM  
Wow, the stupidity is strong with this one.

 
cmb53208 2009-05-01 05:03:50 PM  
I say we give the fundies their own little colony. Oh wait, we did, it's called Texas. Sorry.

How's about we send the assholes to saudi Arabia where they'll get the opportunity to see what fun a theocracy is?

 
madmann [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 05:03:55 PM  
Ok, as Drew himself pointed out:

Deaths from swine flu since Monday: 1
Deaths from Monday to Thursday from regular old plain generic vanilla flu: 295.

God must be getting old. He can't even smite people right anymore.

/Smite me, O Holy Smiter!

 
All2morrowsparTs 2009-05-01 05:04:02 PM  
All2morrowsparTs: I_C_Weener: Carter brought down God's wrath too. It was swine flu then...and gas lines...and Iranians...and alternative energy.

Dems have doomed us all.

Bachmann has a fark account? :0


FTFM amd I should read the posts before posting redundant crap.

 
Luthiel 2009-05-01 05:04:13 PM  
TFA summarized for those who don't feel like reading it:

farm4.static.flickr.com

 
Dr. Flavenglaven 2009-05-01 05:05:01 PM  

img149.imageshack.us

 
DrKillPatient [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 05:05:34 PM  
People like this make me embarrassed to admit I am part of the same species.

 
bacccc 2009-05-01 05:05:49 PM  
Why do we give retards like this press?

/why?

 
Pharque-it 2009-05-01 05:06:05 PM  
seventypercent: Instead of saying "Marxist Muslim" all the time, can't we say something like "Muslist"? Or perhaps "Marxlim"?

Think, people.


Maxlim has a nice ring, almost like a ho-name...
Should be a good fit for the right-wingers.

 
Diabolus Vipero [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 05:06:22 PM  
Is it sad that all I got from this article was "RAAAAR! OOGA BOOGA, GOD IS GONNA GET YOU" until I read:

"...mothered by a woman who concluded all religions are the same, all gods the same. "

See that, a great compliment to Obama's mother in the article. Even in all the other BS.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 05:06:43 PM  
Lionel Mandrake: ...so naturally, God chose to punish Mexico most severely.

Makes perfect sense.


Yep

 
Soup4Bonnie 2009-05-01 05:06:56 PM  
This God guy is always punishing people. What's up with that? Made in his own image yet always with the plagues and smiting and such, this one.

I think God needs some meds.

 
noneyourbase 2009-05-01 05:07:39 PM  
diabolical

Can this word be taken seriously in any context?

 
impaler [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 05:07:41 PM  
madmann: Deaths from swine flu since Monday: 1
Deaths from Monday to Thursday from regular old plain generic vanilla flu: 295.

God must be getting old. He can't even smite people right anymore.


deus-ex-machinima.net

 
All2morrowsparTs 2009-05-01 05:07:50 PM  
cmb53208: I say we give the fundies their own little colony. Oh wait, we did, it's called TexasUtah. Sorry.

How's about we send the assholes to saudi Arabia where they'll get the opportunity to see what fun a theocracy is?


That is more historically accurate.

 
meehaw [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 05:07:56 PM  
That was written by a twelve year old girl, right? Right?

(No offense, twelve year old girls)

 
The Why Not Guy [TotalFark] 2009-05-01 05:08:24 PM  
I'll post the same thing I posted in the Michelle Bachmann threads. Hey, Republicans - ponder the fact that nutjobs like the author of this article have a place at the GOP table but Arlen Spector doesn't. When are you going to answer the wake-up call?

 
QU!RK1019 2009-05-01 05:09:02 PM  
Apparently, Christ wants us to hate Muslims.

 
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