Call me when they apologize from spending more money on one piece of legislation than the GDP of the world.

'bout time someone took responsibility for New Coke.

"I know what he said, and I am telling you what he meant to say," he said.

What a weasel.

lunchinlewis: "I know what he said, and I am telling you what he meant to say," he said.

What a weasel.

Got nuthin' on this guy

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Call me when they apologize from spending more money on one piece of legislation than the GDP of the world.

Okay, uhh, but I think you'll be waiting for awhile, since they've never done that.

Now, they have spent more on specific areas than the rest of the world combined- like Defense spending. Should I call you when that happens?

Kentucky Grilled Chicken? What the fark were we thinking? Our bad.

ragekage: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Call me when they apologize from spending more money on one piece of legislation than the GDP of the world.

Okay, uhh, but I think you'll be waiting for awhile, since they've never done that.

Now, they have spent more on specific areas than the rest of the world combined- like Defense spending. Should I call you when that happens?

Maybe we can also tell him when we spend more on our navy than the rest of the entire world does combined.

Oh wait... that's right now... and has been for several score.

John Paul Jones: Got nuthin' on this guy

I didn't mind Dubya's other guys, but that guy was slime.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Call me when they apologize from spending more money on one piece of legislation than the GDP of the world universe.

FTFY

I'm still waiting for an apology for Caddyshack 2.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Call me when they apologize from spending more money on one piece of legislation than the GDP of the world.


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2008 World GDP: $69.49 trillion



YOU: FAIL!!!!!

Why try to interpret what he said? Why not just say: "The opinions of the VP on this subject are not the opinions of the White House." How hard is that?

Dog. Water sprinkler.

Does he know how to spell potato?

There is no excuse for the flyover. How that ever got out of the idea phase is a miracle. They must have a "Department of Really Shiatty Ideas" in this White House (and it's peppered with Bush admin leftovers who came up with Faith Based Initiatives, a whole host of Fox-guarding-the-Henhouse appointments and the Iraq War.)

No excuse for New Coke either.

the United States of Whining and Overreacting

But who will apologize for giving me herpes?

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Call me when they apologize from spending more money on one piece of legislation than the GDP of the world.

Call me when a prominent Republican apologizes about ANYTHING!

They forgot this:



Long John's Kentucky Fried A&W Pizza Bell is just wrong ;)

rppp01a: Why try to interpret what he said? Why not just say: "The opinions of the VP on this subject are not the opinions of the White House." How hard is that?

Also, he very specifically said that this was his opinion concerning him and his family and nothing else. Personally, I agree with him.

platkat: But who will apologize for giving me herpes?

Sorry 'bout that.

rppp01a: Why try to interpret what he said? Why not just say: "The opinions of the VP on this subject are not the opinions of the White House." How hard is that?

"Meant to say" is not really reinterpretation. What I can't stand is the "what he really said is X", where X sounds nothing like what the person actually said.

Hideously Gigantic Smurf: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Call me when they apologize from spending more money on one piece of legislation than the GDP of the world.

Call me when a prominent Republican apologizes about ANYTHING!

EDIT: Besides disagreeing with Rush Limbaugh!

kxs401: platkat: But who will apologize for giving me herpes?

Sorry 'bout that.

Yeah, me too.

Also, I think the 2008-2009 Boston Bruins are putting together a card.

platkat: But who will apologize for giving me herpes?

Your mom?

NewportBarGuy: Who will apologize for this horse piss?

Wait...I don't remember it being that color.

"I would tell members of my family, and I have, I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now. It's not that it's going to Mexico, it's you're in a confined aircraft when one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. That's me. I would not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation suggesting they ride the subway. "

I'm still struggling to see the outrage here. Or the hilarity. Or whatever it is these jabbering fools are going on about.

>> calling time out with 11 seonds left in the game when they were out of timeouts.

I didn't know Joe Gibbs had joined Obama's administration.

I'm still pissed that they didn't apologize for changing Asuka's name from Sohryu to Shikinami. Almost as pissed as I am over the change itself.

IXI Jim IXI: Wait...I don't remember it being that color.


Hey, I had to go and I wasn't gonna pull over. Sue me.

Mr_Fabulous: I'm still struggling to see the outrage here. Or the hilarity. Or whatever it is these jabbering fools are going on about.

Well, Joe is, for better or for worse, scaring the piss out of people.

Spin is In.

And yet, I'd rather have Biden than Palin.

Who will apologize for the Detroit Lions last season?

NewportBarGuy: Hey, I had to go and I wasn't gonna pull over. Sue me.

20+ ounces?! What the hell did you drink, Lake Erie?

Cheese weasel, your post has made me nauseaus.

Shirley Ujest: Cheese weasel, your post has made me nauseaus.

Yeah, he has that effect on people :D

absoluteparanoia: Maybe we can also tell him when we spend more on our navy than the rest of the entire world does combined.

I'm surprised that the rest of entire world spend money on your navy at all.

IXI Jim IXI: Shirley Ujest: Cheese weasel, your post has made me nauseaus.

Yeah, he has that effect on people :D

Them banannas in the higher branches are just too much of a challenge for ya huh?

I am sorry for banging subbys wife

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Spin is In.

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And Biden is one runny nose away from the White House...

Where is my apology for the Fourth Crusade's sack of Constantinople? Or for that matter, the fall of Rome to the Visigoths?

When they display the proper amount of sorrow and disgust for dumping the Macarena on us all, then I'll be content.

heinekenftw: And yet, I'd rather have Biden than Palin.

Being preferable to a human shaped feces sculpture is not a strong recommendation.

Mr_Fabulous: "I would tell members of my family, and I have, I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now. It's not that it's going to Mexico, it's you're in a confined aircraft when one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. That's me. I would not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation suggesting they ride the subway. "

I'm still struggling to see the outrage here. Or the hilarity. Or whatever it is these jabbering fools are going on about.

The airlines seem to have taken issue with his remarks.

Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor: Or for that matter, the fall of Rome to the Visigoths?

Ooh yeah, that was totally me. Sorry about that. My bad. I thought they were just staying for the weekend and they seemed pretty cool, so, you know...

Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor: Where is my apology for the Fourth Crusade's sack of Constantinople? Or for that matter, the fall of Rome to the Visigoths?

Vercingetorix is still waiting, too.

/damn you Ceasar/

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Them banannas in the higher branches are just too much of a challenge for ya huh?

Just because you can hit a fastball doesn't mean you should pass on swinging at the dinky little change-ups :D