I heard this on Lex and Terry yesterday morning, best morning show out there.

Not Spitzer?
/Has more first hand experience
//professional boobies

This guy is incapable of embarassment.

I hope that trannie-look-alike Air Force Amy gives him the clap.

The_Sponge: I hope that trannie-look-alike Air Force Amy gives him the clap.

Blagojevich's hair would absorb the clap and spit it out.

How is this asshole not on trial yet? Why can't he just Bud Dwyer himself already?

Rann Xerox: The_Sponge: I hope that trannie-look-alike Air Force Amy gives him the clap.

Blagojevich's hair would absorb the clap the prostitute whole and spit it out digest her corpse over the course of several weeks.

FTFY.

I like where he's going with this. If you're going to delude yourself - delude big! I want bigger hair, a face tattoo, and an album by the end of the year.

Whatever. Just find a way to bring isabella soprano back on.

/would do unspeakable things to her.
//can't afford to.

Rann Xerox: The_Sponge: I hope that trannie-look-alike Air Force Amy gives him the clap.

Blagojevich's hair would absorb the clap and spit it out.


Lulz.

jboy: Whatever. Just find a way to bring isabella soprano back on.

/would do unspeakable things to her.
//can't afford to.


She's one of my favorites, too.

However, I don't like the idea of going to a brothel. Hell, I don't even like using public drinking fountains.

Regardless, I think prostitution should be legal, and Nevada has a great system in place.

Why not take the job, dude? I mean, how much further could you really sink?

Pay to play!

Mr_Fabulous: This guy is incapable of embarassment.


You kind of have to respect that.


The_Sponge: I think prostitution should be legal,


Absolutely, you have to allow the Quasimodos of the world to get laid too.

OnmyojiOmn: Rann Xerox: The_Sponge: I hope that trannie-look-alike Air Force Amy gives him the clap.

Blagojevich's hair would absorb the clap the prostitute whole and spit it out digest her corpse over the course of several weeks.

FTFY.

Scissors cuts paper. You win!

He did have help. He was supported by Obama and the legislators still in office.

Did he do anything except talk shiat on the phone
/They should have waited till he actually took the money

generaltimmy: He did have help. He was supported by Obama and the legislators still in office.

That was just really pathetic.

-3/10

PsyLord


For the record, Spitzer's hooker is better looking than all the women on "Cathouse".

drjekel_mrhyde: Did he do anything except talk shiat on the phone
/They should have waited till he actually took the money

Largely irrelevant. They got him out of office, and that is all they really wanted.

/See Spitzer: Eliot

The_Sponge: PsyLord


For the record, Spitzer's hooker is better looking than all the women on "Cathouse".

Ehhh I dunno. They had some pretty damn cute ones on there over the course of the series.

The_Sponge: PsyLord


For the record, Spitzer's hooker is better looking than all the women on "Cathouse".

definitely, she was/is surprisingly hot

EL_FABREZ: Bud Dwyer

NSFW (new, Gorgor-like window)

I went to a Second City showing of "Rod Blagojevich: Superstar" a couple weeks ago, and it both amused and depressed me that the whole show pretty much consisted of putting the facts about Blago to music, and that made it a comedy.

/he's a scrapper
//he's a scrappy kind of guy

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: The_Sponge: PsyLord


For the record, Spitzer's hooker is better looking than all the women on "Cathouse".

Ehhh I dunno. They had some pretty damn cute ones on there over the course of the series.


Yes, there are some cuties that work there (as well as a bunch of skizatches), but none of them are as good looking as the previously mentioned Spitzer's hooker.

/She was in KJR's Bigger Dance last year.
//IIRC, she won in the first round, and lost in the second.

I live about 10 miles from the Bunny Ranch so I'm really getting a kick............

Upon actually reading the article:

"Rod's willpower would be challenged daily by the ladies as they bribe him to acquire finer rooms or better working hours and days off," the brothel said in its pitch.

That's f'n hilarious.

Car_Ramrod: That's f'n hilarious golden.

FTFY ;)

NANCY'S MEAT PUPPET: I live about 10 miles from the Bunny Ranch so I'm really getting a kick............


Hmmmmmmm.....I put the over/under on the times you've been there at 5.

The_Sponge: NANCY'S MEAT PUPPET: I live about 10 miles from the Bunny Ranch so I'm really getting a kick............


Hmmmmmmm.....I put the over/under on the times you've been there at 5.

Nope. Like my daddy said before he left this shiatty world, "why pay for it when there is so much out there for free"

If they'll cater to Eric the Midget, I think they can cater to Blago.

NSFW (new window)

NANCY'S MEAT PUPPET: The_Sponge: NANCY'S MEAT PUPPET: I live about 10 miles from the Bunny Ranch so I'm really getting a kick............


Hmmmmmmm.....I put the over/under on the times you've been there at 5.

Nope. Like my daddy said before he left this shiatty world, "why pay for it when there is so much out there for free"


Almost free....you still have to cover dinner and a movie. :-)

Says you! ; ) Well maybe dinner, but it beats dropping $500 to $1000 on one of those skeezers.

/I've seen a couple of them in the store...Shudder

This hardly sounds new for Rod: He had a history in D.C. as a promiscuous guy back bench congressman, which is why Patti insisted he stay home every night after that, and he once (I'm told by sources I trust) got pinched by local cops in Springfield, the Illinois Capitol city, for propositioning a ho downtown. His Father In Law, the Chicago alderman, had to get him sprung and the records tossed by calling in a lot of favors. A LOT.

My feeling is this is why Blago and Madigan never got along: Madigan knew the man's character already, based on these and other incidents, and Blago hated knowing that Madigan held this info over him, even if he never publicized it. Though Madigan once hinted big about it. Just once. Blago backed down on some of his rhetoric for a while after that.

The_Sponge: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: The_Sponge: PsyLord


For the record, Spitzer's hooker is better looking than all the women on "Cathouse".

Ehhh I dunno. They had some pretty damn cute ones on there over the course of the series.


Yes, there are some cuties that work there (as well as a bunch of skizatches), but none of them are as good looking as the previously mentioned Spitzer's hooker.

/She was in KJR's Bigger Dance last year.
//IIRC, she won in the first round, and lost in the second.

Eh, the bubbly personalities of one or two of the actual hot ones on the show puts them over Blarghawlgbwefasdf's hooker to me anyway.

What is KJR's bigger dance?

jboy: Whatever. Just find a way to bring isabella soprano back on.

/would do unspeakable things to her.
//can't afford to.

Agreed.

The_Sponge: NANCY'S MEAT PUPPET: The_Sponge: NANCY'S MEAT PUPPET: I live about 10 miles from the Bunny Ranch so I'm really getting a kick............


Hmmmmmmm.....I put the over/under on the times you've been there at 5.

Nope. Like my daddy said before he left this shiatty world, "why pay for it when there is so much out there for free"


Almost free....you still have to cover dinner and a movie. :-)

i hit them in the head with a baseball bat then drag them to my basement

jboy: Whatever. Just find a way to bring isabella soprano back on.

/would do unspeakable things to her.
//can't afford to.

I sympathize, but she's been out of the porno/whoring game for a while now.
Working for some kind of car company in Boston, last I heard.

So HBO is still making programs about sex that are marketed as titillating but end up being creepy and depressing?

Just checking. I think I'll stick with the softcore on Cinemax, thanks.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: What is KJR's bigger dance?

The Bigger Dance (new window)


It's an annual contest held by our local sports talk radio station...it's like March Madness, but with hotties.

ffish: jboy: Whatever. Just find a way to bring isabella soprano back on.

/would do unspeakable things to her.
//can't afford to.

Agreed.

What does it cost to buy a whore at the Bunny Ranch, anyway? I'm geuinely curious about this, but can't find a price for the life of me.

Whenever I hear/read this guy's name now, I hear it in Jon Stewart's imitation of Jerry Lewis.

Blayygoooyyaviiichh!

Bacontastesgood: So HBO is still making programs about sex that are marketed as titillating but end up being creepy and depressing?

Just checking. I think I'll stick with the softcore on Cinemax, thanks.


Yeah, but who honestly orders HBO for boobies.

/I have it for their shows.
//"Eastbound & Down" is the shiznit.
///YOU'RE farkING OUT!

Prostitutes interested in hearing from a guy who managed to screw an entire state

I'm guessing that's not a terribly exclusive club in Illinois.

Blagojevich is on track to becoming the first American statesman to have GOLDENPALACE.COM tattoed on his forehead.

ffish: jboy: Whatever. Just find a way to bring isabella soprano back on.

/would do unspeakable things to her.
//can't afford to.

Agreed.

I came here. Not to say anything, I just came here...

/She's hotter than the link was...
// Closest I'll get is tube8 and redtube

Bacontastesgood: So HBO is still making programs about sex that are marketed as titillating but end up being creepy and depressing?

Just checking. I think I'll stick with the softcore on Cinemax, thanks.

Real sex has very few good fapping episodes most of them just made me a very sad child. Atleast SKinemax had hot women

Everybody knows that Blagojevich will only take up the offer if the reality show takes place outside the country. Duh.