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(People Magazine) Interesting Sarah Palin to appear on American Chopper, tell Mikey to shut the fark up   (people.com) divider line 123
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RocketRod [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 09:16:39 PM  
She's a perfect fit with The Teutuls -- both represent flash over substance.

 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 09:49:43 PM  
Bout time somebody put a motor tween that ho's legs.

/rrrrruuummmmmhhhh

 
inert [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 09:52:13 PM  
Sneak preview of the Sarah Palin theme bike:
i224.photobucket.com

 
Con_Authority [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 09:59:05 PM  
Let me guess, it will feature a bike being assembled by guys who praise the paint job as they take the parts out of the box then mysteriously the clutch will need to be hammered into place while someone heats it with an oxygen torch.

Since the show is a low IQ, poorly constructed farce, Palin fits in PERFECTLY! No hammer required.

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 10:53:36 PM  
"So tahday we gots Sarah Paylin, guverner of Alaska comin' inta da shop, and the guys are all pretty excited."

 
WFern 2009-04-29 11:37:50 PM  
How the mediocre have fallen.

I've gotta admit, however, that it took me a while, but I'm finally beginning to see her as being hot. Dumb as a post, but I even looked up that Hustler parody because I find her so attractive. Coincidentally, her IQ is about on par with most porn stars'.

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2009-04-30 12:38:05 AM  
Marcus Aurelius: Bout time somebody put a motor tween that ho's legs.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Don't let it spawn again!

/Oh! I see what you did there.

 
RevMercutio [TotalFark] 2009-04-30 12:38:27 AM  
WFern: How the mediocre have fallen.

I've gotta admit, however, that it took me a while, but I'm finally beginning to see her as being hot. Dumb as a post, but I even looked up that Hustler parody because I find her so attractive. Coincidentally, her IQ is about on par with most porn stars'.


i467.photobucket.com
MENSA member Asia Carrera is insulted by the comparison.

 
Jakevol2 2009-04-30 12:38:52 AM  
Get to da choppa!

 
12349876 2009-04-30 12:39:02 AM  
www.weeklystandard.com

 
Jakevol2 2009-04-30 12:39:53 AM  
RevMercutio: WFern: How the mediocre have fallen.

I've gotta admit, however, that it took me a while, but I'm finally beginning to see her as being hot. Dumb as a post, but I even looked up that Hustler parody because I find her so attractive. Coincidentally, her IQ is about on par with most porn stars'.


MENSA member Asia Carrera is insulted by the comparison.


don't forget about Sasha Grey.

 
zarberg 2009-04-30 12:40:40 AM  
I'd rather see Bristol Palin appear in Playboy.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-04-30 12:41:37 AM  

"It means so much to the state of Alaska that these guys are building this bike that will honor statehood here,"


Her secessionist buddies might not want to hear that.

 
Jakevol2 2009-04-30 12:44:49 AM  
zarberg: I'd rather see Bristol Palin appear in Playboy.

Dude, that's pretty hard up.

 
Fart_Machine 2009-04-30 12:44:56 AM  
"We'll ride the bike to the fishing hole."

Which coincidentally is the phrase Todd uses when he wants sex.

 
syzygy whizz [TotalFark] 2009-04-30 12:47:29 AM  
Didja read the comments?
"Gary Jackson" is certainly a big Sarah Palin fan...but there really oughta be a limit about...well, technically you can't fellate a female, can you...

Sarah Palin..."OK, so maybe I can't be relevant...but I can sure be visible, you betcha!"

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2009-04-30 12:51:37 AM  
That's just sad.

 
tweekster 2009-04-30 12:52:14 AM  
I didn't even realize that show was still on...it was good the first season but i have to imagine it got incredibly repetitive after that.

 
null 2009-04-30 12:52:38 AM  
syzygy whizz: ...well, technically you can't fellate a female, can you...

Would Ann Coulter count as female?
/imagine Ann and Sarah
//off to the ER, need to have my stomach and intestines put back in after throwing them up at that imagery

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-04-30 12:53:48 AM  
tweekster: I didn't even realize that show was still on...it was good the first season but i have to imagine it got incredibly repetitive after that.

No kidding. At least with Deadliest Catch, you get a ship sinking now and then.

 
kpottruff 2009-04-30 12:54:06 AM  
RocketRod: She's a perfect fit with The Teutuls -- both represent flash over substance.

Yet the Teutels have a very sucessful business and TV show.

Con_Authority: Let me guess, it will feature a bike being assembled by guys who praise the paint job as they take the parts out of the box then mysteriously the clutch will need to be hammered into place while someone heats it with an oxygen torch.

Since the show is a low IQ, poorly constructed farce, Palin fits in PERFECTLY! No hammer required.


They outsource a lot of the polish work to local companies... THE HORROR! Yet the main fabrication (design cutting etc is done in house) and occasionally chromed/painted parts don't fit like the mock ups do so they have to 'coax' them in. Big Deal.

And the bike is a relatively low cost way to get exposure time for the state. Often those bikes are auctioned off for charity anyways by the client, in this case Alaska.

I actually shudder to think what would have happened if Obama had lost!

/Oh wait this is FARK, never mind continue douchebaggery.

 
sgilman 2009-04-30 12:59:21 AM  
That show is still on the air?

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-04-30 01:00:03 AM  
sgilman: That show is still on the air?

With Palin coming on, not for long.

 
Shrugging Atlas 2009-04-30 01:06:37 AM  
Are they going to run her over with a bike? Maybe have Mikey hit her for a little while with a metal pipe? Because I'll watch that.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-04-30 01:07:18 AM  
IdahoPrime: I want to insert my penis into her vagina repeatedly.
When I ejaculate, I would scream my warcry:


I VOTED FOR OBAMA!

Then, you slap her.

 
7Mary3and4 2009-04-30 01:19:13 AM  
Thought the boys had better sense than this.

 
brynaldo 2009-04-30 01:40:24 AM  
inert: Sneak preview of the Sarah Palin theme bike:

More like: farm1.static.flickr.com

 
House of Tards [TotalFark] 2009-04-30 01:42:19 AM  
IdahoPrime: I want to insert my penis into her vagina repeatedly.
When I ejaculate, I would scream my warcry:

"I'M A FARK INDEPENDENT"


The Sarah Palin Rodeo: During sex you say "Let Levi spend more time with his son", then you try to hang on for 8 seconds.

 
Homero_G 2009-04-30 01:42:55 AM  
RocketRod
She's a perfect fit with The Teutuls -- both represent flash over substance.

"Flash"? Are you farking kidding me?
They're *trash*... white trash that happened to make the bigger time.
And yes, I did say that.
And yes, because it's straight-up true.
Hicks.
Trash.

 
Tsunami Ditka 2009-04-30 01:49:01 AM  
House of Tards: The Sarah Palin Rodeo: During sex you say "Let Levi spend more time with his son", then you try to hang on for 8 seconds.

I LOLed.

 
technicolor-misfit 2009-04-30 02:11:19 AM  
kpottruff - RocketRod: She's a perfect fit with The Teutuls -- both represent flash over substance.



Yet the Teutels have a very sucessful business and TV show.


Con_Authority: Let me guess, it will feature a bike being assembled by guys who praise the paint job as they take the parts out of the box then mysteriously the clutch will need to be hammered into place while someone heats it with an oxygen torch.

Since the show is a low IQ, poorly constructed farce, Palin fits in PERFECTLY! No hammer required.




They outsource a lot of the polish work to local companies... THE HORROR! Yet the main fabrication (design cutting etc is done in house) and occasionally chromed/painted parts don't fit like the mock ups do so they have to 'coax' them in. Big Deal.




Over the years I've seen a lot of different fanboys express all kinds of butthurt, but a Teutuls fan-boy??? in 2009?

Wow.

 
Harry_Seldon 2009-04-30 02:12:06 AM  
12349876

That is a hawt picture!

 
mesohorny 2009-04-30 02:17:19 AM  
This can only me one thing. She will run again in 2012.

not good for the republican party.

 
Rent Party 2009-04-30 02:27:59 AM  
img408.imageshack.us

 
AspectRatio 2009-04-30 02:39:44 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
Die Polizei 2009-04-30 03:03:28 AM  
technicolor-misfit: kpottruff - RocketRod: She's a perfect fit with The Teutuls -- both represent flash over substance.



Yet the Teutels have a very sucessful business and TV show.


Con_Authority: Let me guess, it will feature a bike being assembled by guys who praise the paint job as they take the parts out of the box then mysteriously the clutch will need to be hammered into place while someone heats it with an oxygen torch.

Since the show is a low IQ, poorly constructed farce, Palin fits in PERFECTLY! No hammer required.



They outsource a lot of the polish work to local companies... THE HORROR! Yet the main fabrication (design cutting etc is done in house) and occasionally chromed/painted parts don't fit like the mock ups do so they have to 'coax' them in. Big Deal.



Over the years I've seen a lot of different fanboys express all kinds of butthurt, but a Teutuls fan-boy??? in 2009?

Wow.


Nothing shocking there. A fan of hick county choppers is also a fan of the mentally handicapped Palin. Makes perfect sense to me.

 
log_jammin [TotalFark] 2009-04-30 03:07:27 AM  
HA! Best one yet AspectRatio!

 
Goodfella 2009-04-30 03:16:28 AM  
I was in the gun shop yesterday and they were actually selling Sarah Palin brand coffee.

 
WFern 2009-04-30 03:21:40 AM  
RevMercutio: MENSA member Asia Carrera is insulted by the comparison.

Fair point, though I think we all know she's in the minority.

AspectRatio

Did he attack her with a bowling pin afterwards?

 
kpottruff 2009-04-30 03:27:04 AM  
So I like that style of motorcycle and think seeing how it's assembled is neat and I wouldn't want Palin as a leader personally. I just think that jumping down the Tuetels throats is overly douchy.

Now that the Daily show and Cobert are done I am off to bed.

 
Argh2 2009-04-30 03:45:32 AM  
Goodfella: I was in the gun shop yesterday and they were actually selling Sarah Palin brand coffee.

Your gun shop sells coffee? Brewed or in bags to take home?

/I'll have a Decaf Café Magnum, cold and bitter, like my women.

 
cfish78 2009-04-30 04:26:35 AM  
Finally a room she can be the smartest person in!

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2009-04-30 06:19:12 AM  
Mikey is my hero. A totally useless slacker that ends up having the world handed to him on a silver platter.
Dude has to be a stoner. I think the old man partakes too.

 
StrikitRich 2009-04-30 06:42:17 AM  
www.absolutesnowmobile.com

There's supposed to be a snowmobile somewhere in this picture.

 
Jacobin 2009-04-30 06:45:51 AM  
Tits or GTFO

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-04-30 06:48:23 AM  
People say porn stars are dumb, and maybe most of them are, but
Lisa Ann was smart enough to strike while the iron was hot & make
a name off her slight resemblence to Caribou Barbie:

www.hollywoodtuna.com

The irony being that in that one act Lisa Ann showed more acumen
and smarts than Sarah Palin has showed in her entire life.

 
Odd Bird 2009-04-30 07:07:46 AM  
They'll be taking it to a whole new level, thinking outside the box.

/outside the box = buttsecks?

 
Satanic_Hamster 2009-04-30 07:32:15 AM  
Jakevol2: RevMercutio: WFern: How the mediocre have fallen.

I've gotta admit, however, that it took me a while, but I'm finally beginning to see her as being hot. Dumb as a post, but I even looked up that Hustler parody because I find her so attractive. Coincidentally, her IQ is about on par with most porn stars'.


MENSA member Asia Carrera is insulted by the comparison.

don't forget about Sasha Grey.


And Vicca.

 
Sodden Moxie 2009-04-30 07:48:04 AM  
Satanic_Hamster: Jakevol2: RevMercutio: WFern: How the mediocre have fallen.

I've gotta admit, however, that it took me a while, but I'm finally beginning to see her as being hot. Dumb as a post, but I even looked up that Hustler parody because I find her so attractive. Coincidentally, her IQ is about on par with most porn stars'.


MENSA member Asia Carrera is insulted by the comparison.

don't forget about Sasha Grey.

And Vicca.


Ahhhh, but they are still whores. I guarantee that all those mentioned are borderline suicidal all of the time, precisely because they're smart and whorish.

 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-30 07:51:24 AM  
RocketRod: She's a perfect fit with The Teutuls -- both represent flash over substance.

This.

My big run-in with them was on the Adirondack Northway. I was headed north on my commute home, and I happened to come upon a Hummer H2 with a fat shirtless guy on a regular Harley right in front of it.

The shirtless wonder was Paul Sr., no doubt heading up to the Americade in Lake George. I couldn't really tell, because I was already past it when I figured out who they were, but I think one of his sons was driving the Hummer.

That Paul Sr. wasn't riding one of his own bikes up to the Americade, perhaps the largest motorcycle rally on the East Coast, and certainly the largest in the NorthEast, even for just the last few miles, says a lot about the quality of their bikes.

 
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