Good for them.

Oh no, that means my heterosexual marriage is in trouble!
And now I won't be able to get into heaven!

Progress, mofos. That would be 10% of all states!

Just my guess, but I'll bet it gets vetoed.

That's gay

gay

The dominoes are slowly falling.

Great, now New Hampshire is going to give gay people special rights. When will it end?

I thought in New Hampshire they took that for granite.

New Hampshire's Senate passed a bill on Wednesday that would legalize same-sex marriage after an amendment was added that prohibits polygamy and marriage of family members, among other measures.

Wait. They didn't already prohibit polygamy and marriage of family members?

/Confused

No one cares!

Flu panic!

Whalalalalalalala.

Of all the things government should be concerned with right now, this isn't it.

dogboi: Wait. They didn't already prohibit polygamy and marriage of family members?

You've apparently never been to New Hampshire? There is a reason they call in the Mississippi of the North.

What I'd like to see is everyone who is homophobic moving to Texas and Florida and everyone other state legalizing gay marriage. Once things have settled down, we tell the Texans and Floridians that we lied and it's legal there too. All their heads explode, and we have singlehandly gotten rid of everyone that needs reckoned with.

Good.

dogboi: New Hampshire's Senate passed a bill on Wednesday that would legalize same-sex marriage after an amendment was added that prohibits polygamy and marriage of family members, among other measures.

Wait. They didn't already prohibit polygamy and marriage of family members?

/Confused

Some retards argue that same-sex marriage opens the door for people to marry goats, siblings, inanimate objects and Cher.

dogboi: New Hampshire's Senate passed a bill on Wednesday that would legalize same-sex marriage after an amendment was added that prohibits polygamy and marriage of family members, among other measures.

Wait. They didn't already prohibit polygamy and marriage of family members?

/Confused

Did they keep turtle sex legal? I'm asking for a friend.

"would legalize same-sex marriage after an amendment was added that prohibits polygamy and marriage of family members,...

how narrow-minded! blatantly discriminating against polygamists and incest.

phlegmmo: I thought in New Hampshire they took that for granite.

Nah, New Hampshire rocks.

Emposter: No one cares!

Flu panic!.

God just got a little bit angrier, so expect to hear about even more cases of the flu.

Fabulous!

Mearen: Of all the things government should be concerned with right now, this isn't it.

Exactly, which is why there is not need to ban it and create another law.

/agree with banning polygamy. Too complicated.

Pincy Quote 2009-04-29 04:01:47 PM
The dominoes are slowly falling.


Yeah the QUEER dominos....

This will be the downfall of America, this country was founded by heterosexuals, and they are all rolling over in their graves at all the pillow-biting be forced upon us.

I for one refuse to be gay, even though the government seems to want us to all be gay.

I would like to teabag every last one of these queers for what they are doing to this country!

dogboi: New Hampshire's Senate passed a bill on Wednesday that would legalize same-sex marriage after an amendment was added that prohibits polygamy and marriage of family members, among other measures.

Wait. They didn't already prohibit polygamy and marriage of family members?

/Confused

Yes, it's already illegal. This is the 2nd time that bill's been in the state senate. Republicans were upset by the wording, saying it might be misconstrued to allow incest, polygamy, and bestiality.

Because we all know that giving gays the same rights as everyone else in the state will lead to people marrying moose.

You go, girl.

Mearen: Of all the things government bible-thumping conservative Christian fundamentalist bigots should be concerned with right now, this isn't it.

FTFY

Timanous: dogboi: New Hampshire's Senate passed a bill on Wednesday that would legalize same-sex marriage after an amendment was added that prohibits polygamy and marriage of family members, among other measures.

Wait. They didn't already prohibit polygamy and marriage of family members?

/Confused

Some retards argue that same-sex marriage opens the door for people to marry goats, siblings, inanimate objects and Cher.

Yeah, I knew that. But I would have thought the law already covered this.

Oh well, hope the governor doesn't veto it.

/Is gay and living in PA, where DOMA is the law
//Is seriously considering moving to a new state.

It's those farking activist judges I tell you!
Oh wait never mind.

/FAB

No, the government is involved in marriages and will not get out of the "marriage business" anytime soon. Forget about this idea.

No, we should not just abolish marriage and have civil unions for all. Forget about this idea.

Yes, same sex marriages should be legalized and DOMA tossed on its ass.

No, there is no unbigoted reason not to allow same sex marriages.

No, we should not let civil rights issues reside with the states.

There. I saved you all 100 posts, at least.

Pincy: dogboi: Wait. They didn't already prohibit polygamy and marriage of family members?

You've apparently never been to New Hampshire? There is a reason they call in the Mississippi of the North.

THIS. The only 2 people I know from that state are daughters of MARRIED first cousins and have crazy lazy eyes and weird cleft noses.

/Best threesome ever though.

Rapmaster2000: dogboi: New Hampshire's Senate passed a bill on Wednesday that would legalize same-sex marriage after an amendment was added that prohibits polygamy and marriage of family members, among other measures.

Wait. They didn't already prohibit polygamy and marriage of family members?

/Confused

Did they keep turtle sex legal? I'm asking for a friend.

Turtles do it with protection. /softshell

Pincy: The dominoes are slowly falling.

Rain on your parade and all that, but the dominoes are actually falling in the opposite direction (new window).

Thats 30 states with consitutional amendments con, 4 with laws pro.

/messenger

As an Iowan, I would like to welcome NH to modern Society.

brigid_fitch:
Because we all know that giving gays the same rights as everyone else in the state will lead to people marrying moose.

Gee, thanks a lot, Brigid, now we're gonna get a whole string of "a moose once bit my sister..." comments.

I guess the homo-storm got them.

forensik: Pincy Quote 2009-04-29 04:01:47 PM
The dominoes are slowly falling.


Yeah the QUEER dominos....

This will be the downfall of America, this country was founded by heterosexuals, and they are all rolling over in their graves at all the pillow-biting be forced upon us.

I for one refuse to be gay, even though the government seems to want us to all be gay.

I would like to teabag every last one of these queers for what they are doing to this country!

So gay.

Or so trolled. In which case you win.

Mearen: Of all the things government should be concerned with right now, this isn't it.

That's why it can slip by right now. The neo-con's can only concentrate on so many things at once. Teabags! Swine Flu! Cars! Taxes! gays. By the time they know what hit em it'll be too late and progress will have taken a step in the right direction.

Lipo: Just my guess, but I'll bet it gets vetoed.

THIS, more feel good crap wasting taxpayer's money and time.

forensik: I for one refuse to be gay, even though the government seems to want us to all be gay.

I would like to teabag every last one of these queers for what they are doing to this country!

BWWWWWWAAAAAAaaaahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahah

Uchiha_Cycliste: What I'd like to see is everyone who is homophobic moving to Texas and Florida...

Yeah, like we need more assholes down here. We have plenty; ship then to Texas with the other steers and Queers.

New Hampshire's Senate passed a bill on Wednesday that would legalize same-sex marriage after an amendment was added that prohibits polygamy and marriage of family members, among other measures

Why do they hate Muslims and West Virginia ?

Thisbymaster: Lipo: Just my guess, but I'll bet it gets vetoed.

THIS, more feel good crap wasting taxpayer's money and time.

yeah, who needs rights?

totally overrated.

Pincy: The dominoes are slowly falling.

Actually, they're neatly stacked in this stylish domino box:

It really doesn't matter anyway because scientists are close to a stem-cell cure for homosexuality, and all of those people will be cured.

Thisbymaster: Lipo: Just my guess, but I'll bet it gets vetoed.

THIS, more feel good crap wasting taxpayer's money and time.

You're going to waste tax-payers money stripping citizens of their rights, when there are so many more important issues to worry about? Why don't you fix those things that come back to this.

\The argument I'd like to hear if it comes to veto.

masiahjo: Uchiha_Cycliste: What I'd like to see is everyone who is homophobic moving to Texas and Florida...

Yeah, like we need more assholes down here. We have plenty; ship then to Texas with the other steers and Queers.

Texas is barely big enough for the redneck egos already there. Face it, South, you are just going to have to take the overflow.

Live fabulous or die.

dogboi: Yeah, I knew that. But I would have thought the law already covered this.

Oh well, hope the governor doesn't veto it.

/Is gay and living in PA, where DOMA is the law
//Is seriously considering moving to a new state.

Come on up to Vermont. Almost everyone is welcome up here.

Not so fast, you Texans...

Ned the Wookie: It really doesn't matter anyway because scientists are close to a stem-cell cure for homosexuality, and all of those people will be cured.

still no cure for stupid