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(TMZ) Unlikely Tupac is alive. Album sales expected to plummet   (tmz.com) divider line 74
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thomps [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 10:54:07 AM  
oh tmz, they all look alike to you, don't they? racists.

 
BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 10:57:49 AM  
It's a streetlight.

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 11:03:56 AM  
Everytime you click on a link with tmz.com in the URL, you kill a
braincell.

Its an undisputable fact!

 
sullyman 2009-04-29 11:10:18 AM  
Looks like a legit poll.

img.skitch.com

 
DslainteC [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 11:11:22 AM  
Pffft. They only used 21 exclamation marks in their headline. That's not enough to convince me to take this seriously. If they had broken the 30 exclamation mark barrier I'd be all over this. (That's more bangs for your buck.)

 
madmann [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 11:26:11 AM  
Indisputable photographic evidence.

Well, that's good enough for me.

 
Tuxedocat [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 11:40:19 AM  
This is bad news...for Biggie.

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 11:48:13 AM  
Whoever that dude is, he DOES look disconcertingly like 'Pac.

However, the photos aren't dated. And they look like they were taken with a cell phone. And methinks that if someone who had gone to the considerable trouble of faking his own death and pulling it off for more than a decade would probably start punching after ONE cell-flash went off in his face, much less three.

Still...DAMN, it looks like him.

 
KaponoFor3 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-29 11:52:52 AM  
"Dave Chappelle, that ain't yo wife"

 
basemetal [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 12:01:55 PM  
Still irrelevant in my world.

 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 12:12:32 PM  
Who?

 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 12:22:47 PM  
I knew it!
-waits for Biggie to show up-

I maintain that Digital Underground's "Underwater Rhymes" is a great song.. GREAT song.

/Dowhatchalike

 
dletter [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 12:40:33 PM  
I saw him there too... he was in the same party as Andy Kaufman and Elvis. Looks like they were having loads of fun.

 
debujones [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 01:17:34 PM  
So is Biggie

img126.exs.cx

 
inert [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 02:15:57 PM  
He died a long time ago, a real long time ago.

 
00ghost27 2009-04-29 02:35:17 PM  
KaponoFor3: "Dave Chappelle, that ain't yo wife"

"What's that on your shirt!?"

 
Pave_the_Planet 2009-04-29 02:43:06 PM  
I don't know, he kinda looks like Montel Williams with a nose ring.

 
bearded clamorer 2009-04-29 02:50:11 PM  
That was his cousin Twelvepac.

 
Ponzholio 2009-04-29 02:52:14 PM  
Of course it's him, because after 12 years, he'd look exactly the same as he did the day he died... Well, except for all the bullet holes and stuff.

 
Hoopy Frood 2009-04-29 02:54:49 PM  
MaxxLarge: And methinks that if someone who had gone to the considerable trouble of faking his own death and pulling it off for more than a decade would probably start punching after ONE cell-flash went off in his face, much less three.

Or maybe try to not look exactly the way people remember?

 
MrCrazyInsane [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-29 02:55:32 PM  
DslainteC: Pffft. They only used 21 exclamation marks in their headline. That's not enough to convince me to take this seriously. If they had broken the 30 exclamation mark barrier I'd be all over this. (That's more bangs for your buck.)

Nerd.

 
boombaladee 2009-04-29 02:56:29 PM  
I saw 2pac at McDonalds
He got a Big Mac and some fries
I saw 2pac at McDonalds
Looked right into his big
Brown gangster rapper eyes
I said you lied to me and my family
And the whole world watching MTV
I can't believe the things you did
I said you lied to me and my family
And the whole world watching MTV
I can't believe you for what you did
I looked at him and I think I cried
He looked at me and he replied
He said West Side
Is the best side
'west side is the best side'
He said west side
Is the best side

I saw 2pac at McDonalds
He got a Chicken McNugget
I saw 2pac at McDonalds
That old G first taught me to thug it
I said you lied to me and my family
And the whole world watching MTV
I can't believe the things you did
I said you lied to me and my family
And the whole world watching MTV
I can't forgive you for what you did
I looked at him and I took a breath
Please tell me why you faked your death
He said West Side
Is the best side
'west side'
He said west side
Is the best side
California knows how to party
In the city
City of -----------
Ain't no life like a 2pac life
Cause a 2pac life don't stop

 
Riotboy 2009-04-29 03:02:53 PM  
I wrote this song in '94!

 
NorCalLos 2009-04-29 03:10:12 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: I knew it!
-waits for Biggie to show up-

I maintain that Digital Underground's "Underwater Rhymes" is a great song.. GREAT song.

/Dowhatchalike


Digital Underground has many good songs, some of which hold up surprisingly well today, though youtube mostly just has the hits. Shock G is actually underrated as a producer and MC. His melodic style is better than Snoop's, in my humble opinion. They put out a couple good albums in the late 90s, Future Rhythm and Who Got The Gravy?


Food Fight, featuring Humpty Hump and Del the Funky Homosapien (tremendous word play) (new window)

 
walrusonion [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 03:26:03 PM  
yesterday it was sam kinison, today it's 2pac, i'm gonna have to panic and say ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!

 
Patterson 2009-04-29 03:50:47 PM  
Damn... forgot to lock the basement door. Slippery gangsta...

 
ihatedumbpeople 2009-04-29 03:54:22 PM  
MaxxLarge: Whoever that dude is, he DOES look disconcertingly like 'Pac.

However, the photos aren't dated. And they look like they were taken with a cell phone. And methinks that if someone who had gone to the considerable trouble of faking his own death and pulling it off for more than a decade would probably start punching after ONE cell-flash went off in his face, much less three.

Still...DAMN, it looks like him.


I'm not a cell phone fanatic, but I can't honestly recall the last phone I saw with a built in flash....

 
FlyingJ 2009-04-29 04:07:06 PM  
I'd feel bad for 'pac &if he didn't almost run down me & a half dozen people racing his Hunter Green Z3 into a parking lot @ 60 mph. As for the Funky Pirate, that's the same joint Jenna Bush spent her 21st birthday...so I call conspiracy;
Link (new window)

 
inert [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 04:19:18 PM  
ihatedumbpeople: MaxxLarge: Whoever that dude is, he DOES look disconcertingly like 'Pac.

However, the photos aren't dated. And they look like they were taken with a cell phone. And methinks that if someone who had gone to the considerable trouble of faking his own death and pulling it off for more than a decade would probably start punching after ONE cell-flash went off in his face, much less three.

Still...DAMN, it looks like him.

I'm not a cell phone fanatic, but I can't honestly recall the last phone I saw with a built in flash....


Let me show you my cellphone
tbn3.google.com
My cellphone, let me show it to you


/Hot, like my phone was 3 years ago

 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 04:20:34 PM  
NorCalLos: Food Fight, featuring Humpty Hump and Del the Funky Homosapien (tremendous word play) (new window)

listening now.. never heard this before.

 
TsuZi 2009-04-29 05:13:50 PM  
ihatedumbpeople: MaxxLarge: Whoever that dude is, he DOES look disconcertingly like 'Pac.

However, the photos aren't dated. And they look like they were taken with a cell phone. And methinks that if someone who had gone to the considerable trouble of faking his own death and pulling it off for more than a decade would probably start punching after ONE cell-flash went off in his face, much less three.

Still...DAMN, it looks like him.

I'm not a cell phone fanatic, but I can't honestly recall the last phone I saw with a built in flash....


Blackberry camera phones do.

 
demanton [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 05:18:50 PM  
They caught him sleepin', he didn't peep you nubianz creepin'? This how we do it every weekend...

 
Global Citizen 2009-04-29 05:21:37 PM  
TsuZi: ihatedumbpeople: MaxxLarge: Whoever that dude is, he DOES look disconcertingly like 'Pac.

However, the photos aren't dated. And they look like they were taken with a cell phone. And methinks that if someone who had gone to the considerable trouble of faking his own death and pulling it off for more than a decade would probably start punching after ONE cell-flash went off in his face, much less three.

Still...DAMN, it looks like him.

I'm not a cell phone fanatic, but I can't honestly recall the last phone I saw with a built in flash....

Blackberry camera phones do.


i've got a crappy pay-as-you-go samsung that has one too

 
Mr. Slippyfist 2009-04-29 05:55:03 PM  
Male? Check. Black? Check. Bald? Check. Goatee? Check.

It has been confirmed. He passes my very scientific study on whether or not that is Tupac.

 
Gunny Highway 2009-04-29 05:56:18 PM  
Slow day in the smut mines TMZ?

 
Isitoveryet 2009-04-29 06:25:09 PM  
he's dead.

gang violence is good for one thing and that's killing gang members.

 
kunf 2009-04-29 06:44:19 PM  
if you search "2pac" in google images without the search filter you can see the autopsy picture of him...looks pretty dead

 
bhcompy 2009-04-29 06:48:13 PM  
ihatedumbpeople: MaxxLarge: Whoever that dude is, he DOES look disconcertingly like 'Pac.

However, the photos aren't dated. And they look like they were taken with a cell phone. And methinks that if someone who had gone to the considerable trouble of faking his own death and pulling it off for more than a decade would probably start punching after ONE cell-flash went off in his face, much less three.

Still...DAMN, it looks like him.

I'm not a cell phone fanatic, but I can't honestly recall the last phone I saw with a built in flash....


Motorola MPX220

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 07:01:47 PM  
I saw his autopsy photo. He was dead as fried chicken.

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 07:11:32 PM  
How much does it cost TMZ to get this crap posted here?

 
the_rhino 2009-04-29 07:24:17 PM  
If Tupac had a gun...

 
Farkomatic 2009-04-29 07:34:03 PM  
You know, if the guy would just remove his shirt to see if he has this huge scar shaped like a "Y", we could resolve this once and for all.

 
Weigard 2009-04-29 07:37:17 PM  
That's totally Tupac he looks just like my airbrushed shirt.

 
regretlesspanda 2009-04-29 08:13:46 PM  
Pac will always be alive in my heart. Thuuuug Life!

/isn't actually a thug
//Pac was one of the most charismatic rappers ever

 
MorganFreeman 2009-04-29 08:42:35 PM  
It's weird, I just don't remember hearing about the massive mob scene that erupted when a dead rapper that 90% of Americans could instantly identify showed up in an extremely public bar on Bourbon Street.

I guess I'll have to keep my eyes peeled...

 
Cope_Freeland 2009-04-29 08:56:51 PM  
Tupac lost a testicle one of the times that he got shot and didn't die. Count this guy's testicles. It's the only way to be sure.

 
troymccluresf 2009-04-29 09:03:32 PM  
MaxxLarge: And they look like they were taken with a cell phone

...or a typical camera (and/or scanner) from the time Tupac was alive.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 09:16:53 PM  
Cope_Freeland: Tupac lost a testicle one of the times that he got shot and didn't die. Count this guy's testicles. It's the only way to be sure.

It's not weird that you know that at all.

 
siva 2009-04-29 09:28:32 PM  
I once saw a guy who was a dead ringer for Eddie Winslow from Family Matters. Turns out he wasn't Eddie at all. I'm wondering if maybe that happened here.

 
spaten 2009-04-29 10:16:53 PM  
rookery2.viary.com

 
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