Because only mouth-breathing droolers sit home and watch cable news all day, and said droolers also tend to be overwhelmingly retarded Republican.

If you can honestly say you are proud to get your "news" from Fox... then there's really no point in any further conversation. Have a nice life.

Whamdangler: Because only mouth-breathing droolers sit home and watch cable news all day, and said droolers also tend to be overwhelmingly retarded Republican unemployed lunatics.

A lot of people who disagree with their politics watch it just to get annoyed at them, or to laugh at them.

Between you, me, and the wall...I'm gonna go with the republican base as the one sector of the population willing to sit in one place and watch/listen to the same thing for hours on end.

we're gonna need a spittle towel in this thread by the end of the day

I watch FOX News for their Fair and Balanced reporting of the political issues.

Meanwhile, on CNN:



Do. The. Math.

bulldg4life: Between you, me, and the wall...I'm gonna go with the republican base as the one sector of the population willing to sit in one place and watch/listen to the same thing for hours on end.

That would help explain the popularity of NASCAR.

albo: we're gonna need a spittle towel in this thread by the end of the day

I'm already using one to wipe down my life raft ;)

Who was it that said "You will never go broke overestimating the stupidity of the American public"?

Damn libtards and their `Hey, let's go outside during the day and drink lattes and toss a Frisbee around!' philosophy! They should be hunkered down in front of the tube, being told what to think and what to fear.

"Glenn Beck, is up 212% in the demo and up 128% in Total Viewers."

This is all you need to know to get a good feel about the viewership of foxnews.

Anyone that would watch that douchenozzle for anything other than entertainment value has problems.

Psychotropic: I watch FOX News for their Fair and Balanced reporting of the political issues because I enjoy being lied too.

FTFY

the above posters have more in common with fox viewers than they realize or acknowledge.

albo: we're gonna need a spittle towel in this thread by the end of the day

It's a shame that people who go to the trouble of trying to label themselves as conservative won't even show any disdain for the fact that Fox claims to speak on their behalf.

Oh well, I guess having any dignity is too much effort and they'd risk being thrown off the precious "team".

cwick: Who was it that said "You will never go broke overestimating the stupidity of the American public"?

meanwhile, people who sit through rachel maddow and keith olbermann no doubt represent the intelligent and enlighteded elite of this country.

I killed my television, so don't blame me.

albo: meanwhile, people who sit through rachel maddow and keith olbermann no doubt represent the intelligent and enlighteded elite of this country.

I had no idea he even brought up MSNBC. That's impressive that you were able to read that in to his comment and then respond to it as though it had happened.

Father Jack Hacket: "Glenn Beck, is up 212% in the demo and up 128% in Total Viewers."

This is all you need to know to get a good feel about the viewership of foxnews.

The Minuteman, Right-wing militia groups, and Stormfront crowd, have found their new hero it would appear

I had no idea he even brought up MSNBC. That's impressive that you were able to read that in to his comment and then respond to it as though it had happened.

just used his post as a jumping-off point

As these threads usually devolve, we might as well go to CODE RED...

albo: just used his post as a jumping-off point

Well, you were definitely right about the spittle comment. That's for sure.

Marcus Aurelius: I killed my television, so don't blame me.

I don't even own a television. I can't believe you people watch the idiot box.

/got to go head to the gym

But really, Fox has the most entertaining crazies on TV. CNN only has Lou Dobbs.

I find it curious that this source didn't give us any more detailed demographic information, i.e. education levels, incomes, occupations.

I'm guessing the audience breakdown goes along these lines:

35% -- Freepers and "true believers" who need an echo chamber for validation
20% -- Doctor's offices that are forced to turn it on by members of the the previous group waiting for appointments
10% -- Actual conservative Republicans who switch over to CNBC and CNN regularly
10% -- Liberals looking to be enraged
10% -- Liberals looking to be amused
10% -- Men whose wives won't allow them to look at porn hoping for a leg-crossing panty shot
5% -- Writers for late-night talk shows

ExJerseyGirl: I don't even own a television. I can't believe you people watch the idiot box.

I don't even own a radio. I can't believe you people listen to that stupid box.

/This post was delivered on parchment attached to a pigeon

ExJerseyGirl: Marcus Aurelius: I killed my television, so don't blame me.

I don't even own a television. I can't believe you people watch the idiot box.

/got to go head to the gym

We have a bunch of TVs, but I only watch LOST, House, and the occasional movie. Of course, I utilize the DVR as much as possible to filter out the ads ;)

When FoxNews complains about the biased mainstream media....who are they complaining about?

I don't watch Fox news very often, but I'm at least going to give them credit for being the only major outlet that doesn't spend the majority of it's time sucking the president off.

McFifenstein: I don't watch Fox news very often, but I'm at least going to give them credit for being the only major outlet that doesn't spend the majority of it's time sucking the president off.

Well, now anyway.

bulldg4life: McFifenstein: I don't watch Fox news very often, but I'm at least going to give them credit for being the only major outlet that doesn't spend the majority of it's time sucking the president off.

Well, now anyway.

I'm also going to give myself credit for apparently being the only farker to not spend the majority of my time sucking the president off.
and before you say "well, now anyway." I didn't like bush either.

ExJerseyGirl: I don't even own a television. I can't believe you people watch the idiot box.

/got to go head to the gym

Remember to pick some blackberries on the way.

McFifenstein: I'm also going to give myself credit for apparently being the only farker to not spend the majority of my time sucking the president off.
and before you say "well, now anyway." I didn't like bush either.

I understand. You are a rabid independent. I get it. It's ok.

The man got elected twice by 55+ million people and NOBODY supported him. I understand.

albo: we're gonna need a spittle towel in this thread by the end of the day

Will a Guinness bar towel work?

/Mmm, beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore.

bulldg4life: The man got elected twice by 55+ million people and NOBODY supported him. I understand.

I'm sorry I interrupted your presidential fellatio, please continue.

McFifenstein: I'm sorry I interrupted your presidential fellatio, please continue.

Just think, I didn't even have to interrupt your petulant whining!

bulldg4life: Just think, I didn't even have to interrupt your petulant whining!

you libs sure love putting emotions in our heads.
OMG THEY'RE OUTRAGED!
OMG THEY'RE WHINING!!!

whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess.

baka-san: Remember to pick some blackberries on the way.

Jeeze. They aren't even close to being ripe yet. You mean to tell me you didn't realize that?

McFifenstein: I don't watch Fox news very often, but I'm at least going to give them credit for being the only major outlet that doesn't spend the majority of it's time sucking the president off.

McFifenstein: and before you say "well, now anyway." I didn't like bush either.

So I'm guessing you really hated Foxnews when Bush was in charge?

McFifenstein: whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess.

Those damn libs!

In other news, sale of tissues and hand lotion are up 75% in counties that went Republican in 2008.

Father Jack Hacket: So I'm guessing you really hated Foxnews when Bush was in charge?

I didn't watch it very often then either.

ExJerseyGirl: baka-san: Remember to pick some blackberries on the way.

Jeeze. They aren't even close to being ripe yet. You mean to tell me you didn't realize that?

Well, I must be blackberry stupid...

;)

McFifenstein: you libs sure love putting emotions in our heads.
OMG THEY'RE OUTRAGED!
OMG THEY'RE WHINING!!!

whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess.

And this is different from your behavior for the last eight years... how?

The Icelander: And this is different from your behavior for the last eight years... how?

The country was fine then and the liberals never gave Bush a fair shake.

The Icelander: And this is different from your behavior for the last eight years... how?

well, the difference is you guys we're actually pissy little girls.
it actually defined this election.

McFifenstein: well, the difference is, you guys, we're actually pissy little girls.
it actually defined this election.

fixed you punctuation.