Sneaky like a sub.

I like the cut of your jib, Submitter.

...This time.

If Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch and this lady's carpet matches the drapes, does that make her an ashcrotch?

I hear they're serving human foetus at the whitehouse tonight to celebrate.

Asa Phelps: I hear they're serving human foetus at the whitehouse tonight to celebrate.

Wouldn't they want to serve something they don't normally have since it's a special occasion?

exick: If Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch and this lady's carpet matches the drapes, does that make her an ashcrotch?

I prefer Santa-snatch, myself.

/right on, Kathleen

You got me, Submitter. Nice.

R's voting yea:

Bond, MO (scared of ms. carnahan)
Brownback, KS (homer)
collins, ME (the next specter?)
gregg, NH (?)
lugar, IN
roberts, KS (homer)
snowe, ME (the next specter)
specter, PA (the specter specter)
voinivich, OH (scared of tim ryan)

"'Forced to resign'? what's wrong with this picture? ... also in the news recently... very clever, submitter."

/ +1

A headline worthy of fox news.

+1

flavor of the month: gregg, NH (?)

The complaints were all about abortion. Senator Gregg doesn't much care about abortion. He's not running for re-election in 2010 either, so he's probably looking after his legacy, not his election chances.

Came for someone going "came here, left satisified." Found myself typing it, but it felt like masturbation. I am going to click Submit and leave satisfied.

hook line and sinker subby, damn...

+1

Came here for the fire-crotch and masterbation references, left feeling a little dirty, but satisfied.

pro-abortion stances

You know....I have never met anyone that was actually pro-abortion.

FTFA: thrusting her into the middle of a public health emergency with the swine flu sickening dozens of Americans.

All in the same sentence? You have got to be kidding me.

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Came for someone going "came here, left satisified." Found myself typing it, but it felt like masturbation. I am going to click Submit and leave satisfied.

So you'd prefer it sounded like BDSM, then. I see.

Do a Google search for "Sebelius abortion record" and see how many pro-life/anti-choice groups have websites with this as the top story.

Scary folks out there.

crab66: pro-abortion stances

You know....I have never met anyone that was actually pro-abortion.

You have now.

Nice to meet you.

Why would someone go from governor to some 2nd rate cabinet position? Seems like a downgrade to me.

I remember her... She was one of the folks people picked as a possible VP pick for Obama. Well... this looks like it's a good move for her.

deltabourne: Why would someone go from governor to some 2nd rate cabinet position? Seems like a downgrade to me.

You ride Obama's coattails for a few years and then go into the private sector... as a highly-paid lobbyist to be chummy with your ex-coworkers.

deltabourne: Why would someone go from governor to some 2nd rate cabinet position? Seems like a downgrade to me.

Have you been to Kansas? I'm sure that working with the sick and diseased is a step up from having to live in that craphole.

sickening dozens of Americans.


omg panic?!?!

The Martian Manhandler: Have you been to Kansas? I'm sure that working with the sick and diseased is a step up from having to live in that craphole.

While I won't go as far as to call it a craphole... Kansas seemed like a place for farmers and people who serve farmers. Outside of that, no real reason to be there.

The Martian Manhandler: Have you been to Kansas? I'm sure that working with the sick and diseased is a step up from having to live in that craphole.

It's actually really nice. Boring, but nice. But you've never actually been there, so maybe you should just STFU.

/I just want to say good luck, Governor. We're all counting on you.

JohnnyC: The Martian Manhandler: Have you been to Kansas? I'm sure that working with the sick and diseased is a step up from having to live in that craphole.

While I won't go as far as to call it a craphole... Kansas seemed like a place for farmers and people who serve farmers. Outside of that, no real reason to be there.

Some of us have to live here, you know.

For a place that's not a real state, it's not too bad - not like Minnesota, or North Dakota, or something.

The wrong direction for the nation again?

How stupid is Chairman Obama??????

Does the fact that this woman's appointment was initiated by an overblown threat not rouse suspicion in anybody but me?

thereadlines: FTFA: thrusting her into the middle of a public health emergency with the swine flu sickening dozens of Americans.

All in the same sentence? You have got to be kidding me.

You do realize they've been tracking this less than a week, you know. Sure only a few dozen Americans have been confirmed with it but it is definitely a public health emergency. It may not pan out as a public health disaster, but it is already an emergency. Hint: You don't wait until everyone's dead before you work on the problem.

I'd thrust her into a public health emergenc- wait.

Asa Phelps: I hear they're serving human foetus at the whitehouse tonight to celebrate.

That's just super, man.



/'before' image. Or is it the 'after' image?!

The_EliteOne: sickening dozens of Americans.


omg panic?!?!

Tens of pairs of Americans may be affected!

shut up winterwhile you cock

I fell for the headline, jolly good show

FTA

those opposing

"She is the wrong appointee for this particular assignment," said Sen. Robert Bennett, R-Utah. "She has backed a partisan process for health care reform. She has refused to support patient safeguards..

oh those latter day saints!

RevMercutio: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Came for someone going "came here, left satisified." Found myself typing it, but it felt like masturbation. I am going to click Submit and leave satisfied.

So you'd prefer it sounded like BDSM, then. I see.

How YOU doin

crab66: pro-abortion stances

You know....I have never met anyone that was actually pro-abortion.

I'm pro-abortion. I think we ought to subsidize it and encourage it.

If we encouraged abortion for single and poor mothers, drug abuse and violent crime would essentially be eliminated in 20 years.

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: It's actually really nice. Boring, but nice. But you've never actually been there, so maybe you should just STFU.

Is that my cue?

flavor of the month: specter, PA (the specter specter)
voinivich, OH (scared of tim ryan)

Specter is voting "Yes" as he has switched to the Dems

Voinovich is voting "Yes" as he is retiring in a few months

She's inside of my +/- 15 year range.

Yes, I would.

/+1

Hideously Gigantic Smurf: Does the fact that this woman's appointment was initiated by an overblown threat not rouse suspicion in anybody but me?

Republicans agreed to stop being piece-of-shiat obstructionists once an epidemic broke out.

If it's just now making you suspicious of Republicans, well, pay closer attention. This is all they're capable of doing anymore.

Name the last actual innovation and benefit to American life they developed. I'll give you a hint: it was 20 years ago.

Marcus Aurelius: She's inside of my +/- 15 year range.

Yes, I would.

/+1

I'm spared, by under three weeks, from having to make that decision.

I loved Kansas when I visited there as a kid. Wichita is awesome, and the Hutchinson Space Museum was ballin

Britney Spear's Speculum: crab66: pro-abortion stances

You know....I have never met anyone that was actually pro-abortion.

You have now.

Nice to meet you.

Pro-choice and pro-abortion are not the same thing.

bubbaprog: If we encouraged abortion for single and poor mothers, drug abuse and violent crime would essentially be eliminated in 20 years.

If we encouraged abortion for single and poor mothers, we'd get all the abortions we'd be willing to pay for.

/Wait, what?

czetie
bubbaprog: If we encouraged abortion for single and poor mothers, drug abuse and violent crime would essentially be eliminated in 20 years.

If we encouraged abortion for single and poor mothers, we'd get all the abortions we'd be willing to pay for.

/Wait, what?

Just ask Hawaii how this free stuff turns out

they offered free medical care to any kid with no coverage

//wait what??? every parent then drops their coverage and puts their kids in the free program

//wait what??? say it did not happen.. almost bankrupted the state

Hollie Maea:
You do realize they've been tracking this less than a week, you know. Sure only a few dozen Americans have been confirmed with it but it is definitely a public health emergency. It may not pan out as a public health disaster, but it is already an emergency. Hint: You don't wait until everyone's dead before you work on the problem.

Of course I do. I also know that viruses and bacteria evolve to become drug-resistant, and can be significant health threats. However, if a dozen infections of a disease that can be treated with existing drugs meets your standard for a "public health emergency," then you will always be in a state of emergency, making the term useless. Hell, MRSA kills somewhere around 19,000 Americans a year.

Saying that someone is thrust into the middle of a public health emergency that has so far affected a dozen Americans is sensationalistic, and not only is the harm done by the fear far greater than the actual threat at this point, it marginalizes and distracts the public from health threats with much greater impact. Let's be reasonable and rational people, and reserve the terms "emergency" and "pandemic" for situations that deserve them.

crab66: pro-abortion stances

You know....I have never met anyone that was actually pro-abortion.

thereadlines: FTFA: thrusting her into the middle of a public health emergency with the swine flu sickening dozens of Americans.

She's been a governor, so she has executive experience handling hideously gruesome situations. Hell, she can probably see Oklahoma from her house.