Give Michele a pass on this one. She's clearly suffering from Creutzfeldt-Jakob, the official disease of the Republican Party.

we need education requirements for public office

and a written test for all the legacies

OMG Democrats can control viruses now? shiat! Put that with the Cheney weather machine and we can take over the world!

Gwendolyn: OMG Democrats can control viruses now? shiat! Put that with the Cheney weather machine and we can take over the world!

Don't forget the combination earthquake/tsunami generator, too. Or is that an add-on module for the weather machine?

Dick Cheney doesn't have a weather machine - those cuban windmills blew katrina into NOLA.

more detailed link, with video (new window)

Asa Phelps: Dick Cheney doesn't have a weather machine - those cuban windmills blew katrina into NOLA.

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

Gerald Ford was president the last tiem I got a swine flu shot, so I'm getting a kick out of this story.

Hender: Gwendolyn: OMG Democrats can control viruses now? shiat! Put that with the Cheney weather machine and we can take over the world!

Don't forget the combination earthquake/tsunami generator, too. Or is that an add-on module for the weather machine?

Yeah they come included with the SRT package.

The seeds are now planted. Now wait a week or so and the lying scumbag neocons will mention it again... and plenty of people out there will hear it and remember having heard it before so they will believe it. Then any attempt to tell the real story will be dismissed as librul lies.

Do you think it is a coincidence that both times we attacked Iraq...democrats were in charge?

Those f*cking warmongers.

bulldg4life: Do you think it is a coincidence that both times we attacked Iraq...democrats were in charge?

Those f*cking warmongers.

*shakes angry fist* I had to think about that for a second.

What a farking idiot.

kronicfeld: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

Somehow the left looks less loony all the time. Can we now dispense with the retarded right?

As I said in another thread, she makes a rock look like a shining beacon of intelligence.

GAT_00: As I said in another thread, she makes a rock look like a shining beacon of intelligence.

You did say that, and you were right.

Glasgowsfinest: You did say that, and you were right.

She is fun to listen to though, isn't she? I mean, you really have to work to make Glenn Beck look sane, and dammit if she doesn't manage it.

Why do facts hate Michelle Bachmann so much?

GAT_00: She is fun to listen to though, isn't she? I mean, you really have to work to make Glenn Beck look sane, and dammit if she doesn't manage it.

I'm a new convert to Ms Bachmann, but she certainly has the "Hitler eyes" as I like to call them: totally insane.

You could use "Manson eyes" if you didn't want to Godwin the thread.

go look at a picture of Raspuitin and then one of Bachmann, it's spooky.

As I was the first to mention this in a thread, I am going to go ahead and consider this my first greenlight.

Hey Republicans! Aren't you so proud to have this woman as one of your members?

...

Now... in all seriousness. When are you Republicans going to bring in some members that aren't psychotic, bigoted, crooked, lying, fear mongering, torture approving, swindling and stupid into your party? I'd really like to know because being an independent, I'd like for more than just one viable choice on future ballots. Yeah, I know there are 3rd party candidates on some of them, but most of those aren't viable. So... if you could get on that, I would really appreciate it.

God... damnit.

Glasgowsfinest: Raspuitin

Es tut mir leid.

Rasputin.

I'm getting so confused. So Colbert is really a conservative and isn't putting us on with his over-the-top political "satire". Is Rep. Bachmann the anti-Colbert (or maybe the ur-Colbert), and she is putting us on with her over-the-top political "satire"? I can't keep this straight anymore.

Palin/Bachmann '12!

Teela: Palin/Bachmann '12!

The inevitable post election defeat porn video will be interesting.

People like this farking dingbat are the reason I'm an ex Republican. It would be nice if the Republican party was capable of some reasonable debate. Instead they put up dipshiats like this to cater to mono-brain-celled religious farktards.

Mark Twain is LOLing from heaven.

crazy biatch is crazy.

El Freak: People like this farking dingbat are the reason I'm an ex Republican. It would be nice if the Republican party was capable of some reasonable debate. Instead they put up dipshiats like this to cater to mono-brain-celled religious farktards.

As Billy Connolly said: "don't vote, it only encourages these bastards".

$5 gets me either:

1. A single month (new window) of TF. Often entertaining, but sometimes hit-or-miss.

2. Two more years of Michelle Bachmann. Non-stop comedy gold, she is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

She's Congress' new village idiot now that Cynthia McKinney is gone.

Dallymo: I'm getting so confused. So Colbert is really a conservative and isn't putting us on with his over-the-top political "satire". Is Rep. Bachmann the anti-Colbert (or maybe the ur-Colbert), and she is putting us on with her over-the-top political "satire"? I can't keep this straight anymore.

the difference is this.
Colbert is playing a character who's an idiot.
Bachmann is an idiot.

WaltzingMathilda: we need education requirements for public office

Maybe we can send her to a camp.

El Freak: People like this farking dingbat are the reason I'm an ex Republican. It would be nice if the Republican party was capable of some reasonable debate. Instead they put up dipshiats like this to cater to mono-brain-celled religious farktards.

This.

/minus the ex-Republican part, they've been these crazed retards my whole adult life, so I missed getting duped by the Contract for America bullsh*t.

Oh, how times change...

No comment because I am dead.

/hot

Why do you want people who are not the slightest bit intelligent as your representative? Agree or disagree with their political views, but you should be able to respect their intelligence and views. I think of Goldwater and Udal. They were fairly opposite in their views, but both were intelligent and had high regard for each other.

Republican or Democrat, it shouldn't matter. This woman is embarrassing.

She's a special kind of crazy.

/Palin/Bachmann 2012

rob.d: No comment because I am dead.

/hot

But delicious!

Oh and this article (new window) on the swine flu makes me see shadows of 'The Jungle'.

It wouldn't even interesting if it was true. Is she trying to insinuate that something democrats have done allowed this to happen? It makes no sense.

God I hate this biatch. I'm so close to her district, I could drive 10 minutes and beat someone who voted for her.

Why doesn't she just get it over with and assault a Capitol Hill cop.

OK, it's wrapped back around from offensive into flat-out humorous. Most headlines regarding that nut just cause me to bust out laughing now.

Someone needs to start a Draft Bachmann PAC.

My faveorite Bachmann moment is that CO₂ is "a natural product of nature" (new window)