Instead of Blanket I shall from this point call him Escalade

Only the youngest one is his. The other 2 are 100% white.

It sounds crazy, but Jackson is a common last name and if nobody knows what they look like, they can live normal adult lives.

Some of them look like their getting older. How long does he intend to force them to wear these, and #2- are those really his kids? Because they look all pretty darn white, from what I can see

Bored Horde: It sounds crazy, but Jackson is a common last name and if nobody knows what they look like, they can live normal adult lives.

It will be an adjustment when they enter the real world. Getting f*cked by your dad daily isn't a common occurrence.

Is that MJ or Claude Rains?

Shostie: Bored Horde: It sounds crazy, but Jackson is a common last name and if nobody knows what they look like, they can live normal adult lives.

It will be an adjustment when they enter the real world. Getting f*cked by your dad daily isn't a common occurrence.


Outside of the South, you mean?

Bored Horde: It sounds crazy, but Jackson is a common last name and if nobody knows what they look like, they can live normal adult lives.

There is no way in hell they can live normal lives. They are being raised by a crazy person and are being given a clearly warped view of reality. I'm expecting some seriously crazy antics from them as they hit their late teens/twenties.

Shostie: It will be an adjustment when they enter the real world. Getting f*cked by your dad daily isn't a common occurrence.

Unless my memory fails me, that particular allegation didn't stand up in court. He does have some bizzare personal habits though.

Walker: Only the youngest one is his. The other 2 are 100% white.

you answered my question, strangely enough, two posts before I asked

weird

pwhp_67: Shostie: Bored Horde: It sounds crazy, but Jackson is a common last name and if nobody knows what they look like, they can live normal adult lives.

It will be an adjustment when they enter the real world. Getting f*cked by your dad daily isn't a common occurrence.


Outside of the South, you mean?

Bored Horde: It sounds crazy, but Jackson is a common last name and if nobody knows what they look like, they can live normal adult lives.

That's kinda what I was thinking. If they don't go around advertising that they're MJ's kids or be seen with him in public (sans masks anyway) then maybe they can go out alone and no one notices.

And of course when they hit 18, hello new life, no problem.

I can't wait to read the tell-all book at least one of them will write. MJ ought to hook up with octo-mom. That would be a hell of a reality show.

They're like a portable Mardi Gras parade.

cryinoutloud: I can't wait to read the tell-all book at least one of them will write. MJ ought to hook up with octo-mom. That would be a hell of a reality show.


The Brady Bunch on acid. Remember when everything was like something "on acid"? Jack Nicholson on acid. Soul Train on acid. Einstein on acid. Sesame Street on acid. Whatever happened to that? It wasn't replaced by anything either. You never hear anyone say, "Wow! That's like Judge Judy on mushrooms." Or maybe, "Hey dude, that's like Arkansas on Valium." It just kind of disappeared one day just all of a sudden like. Sort of like Marcel Marceau on acid...

Man, that Michael Jackson is a fashion trendsetter. Remember in the 80s when everyone had to wear that red leather jacket like Michael Jackson did in the "Beat It" video?

Then, a couple of years ago he started wearing surgical masks everywhere. Now everyone's wearing them.

pwhp_67: You never hear anyone say, "Wow! That's like Judge Judy on mushrooms." Or maybe, "Hey dude, that's like Arkansas on Valium." It just kind of disappeared one day just all of a sudden like. Sort of like Marcel Marceau on acid...

What? You've never heard the ol' "That's like batboy on viagra!" bit?
Where ya been, under a rock?

Ole Micheal's hand looks mightey whitey. I bet he sneaks out at night and just blends in. I wonder whats behind that mask?

Those poor, poor kids. They really don't have any hope of ever being whatever passes for normal these days.

They look just like the one on South Park.

He only did that because of the swine flu.

rcain: What? You've never heard the ol' "That's like batboy on viagra!" bit?


I don't get out much...

southernbelladonna: There is no way in hell they can live normal lives. They are being raised by a crazy person and are being given a clearly warped view of reality. I'm expecting some seriously crazy antics from them as they hit their late teens/twenties.

sure a crazy person
how is that diff from: a republican on the far right, eco-green-nut on the left and anyone who believes in magic-dead-jew-on-a-stick?

so yah
the kids will be just as farked as the next kid

namatad: so yah
the kids will be just as farked as the next kid

I'm guessing....

molested by your uncle?

amirite, namatad?

namatad: southernbelladonna: There is no way in hell they can live normal lives. They are being raised by a crazy person and are being given a clearly warped view of reality. I'm expecting some seriously crazy antics from them as they hit their late teens/twenties.

sure a crazy person
how is that diff from: a republican on the far right, eco-green-nut on the left and anyone who believes in magic-dead-jew-on-a-stick?

so yah
the kids will be just as farked as the next kid

Nah. Masks = More Farked

"Thriller" was 26 years ago. Can we just ignore this freak by now?

The crazy is strong with this one.

Has any child ever successfully sued their parents for ruining their adult lives without a technical crime ever having been committed against them?

This may lead to the first documented case.

They're all doubles anyway.

Old news. They've always worn Carnivale-style masks.

It really sucks that I knew that.

The kids probably already go out without nobody knowing. They only have to wear the masks when they appear with Dad, when they become the Robins to his Batman. When they aren't with him they have secret identities. They may have a lot more "normal" lives than people assume.

Were those children suppose to be genetically Michael's? Because...those kids are white.

Which is the one he hung from the building in Germany?

Uh... what's with the 10-year-old kid's crazy veiny 40-year-old arms and hands?

You'd think genetically they were Madonna's kids.

Just sayin' - ecch.

The "Halloween" theme just popped into my head...

shivashakti: Man, that Michael Jackson is a fashion trendsetter. Remember in the 80s when everyone had to wear that red leather jacket like Michael Jackson did in the "Beat It" video?

Then, a couple of years ago he started wearing surgical masks everywhere. Now everyone's wearing them.

That above is comedic loveliness.

Bored Horde: It sounds crazy, but Jackson is a common last name and if nobody knows what they look like, they can live normal adult lives.

Does anyone think those kids will actually live to adulthood?

I wonder if the daughter will be hot.

HappyHarryHardOn: Some of them look like their getting older. How long does he intend to force them to wear these, and #2- are those really his kids? Because they look all pretty darn white, from what I can see



It happens. My dad is black, mum is white. I'm white. My hair is naturally dark and curly but I dye it and I have all the physical characteristics of a black person, just not the skin colour.

I do like how the school blazers have his initials monogrammed on the breast. That takes some panache.

These kids are going to be able to write some very interesting autobiographies.

shivashakti: Man, that Michael Jackson is a fashion trendsetter. Remember in the 80s when everyone had to wear that red leather jacket like Michael Jackson did in the "Beat It" video?

Then, a couple of years ago he started wearing surgical masks everywhere. Now everyone's wearing them.

+1 Internet for you, sir!

I think this is more deserving of the sad tag than scary. Those poor kids are screwed.

And no that was nut a pun.

soupbone: Seriously looks like they are drugged up....or maybe it's just a really bad picture. Their faces look soul less. Hopefully the latter is correct because if not then how sad is this. No snark from me this thread.

They have to work very, very hard to not trigger their hypersensitive father. They've cultivated the permabland expression of tired, tired, tired kids with drama-queen parents.

/mom was a hair short of drama queen
//good god it was wonderful to get out of there

Sander Cohen approves

I was going to crack a joke about this, but I saw the pics.

This is just sad. I feel for those children.

HappyHarryHardOn: Some of them look like their getting older. How long does he intend to force them to wear these, and #2- are those really his kids? Because they look all pretty darn white, from what I can see

Ummm, so does he lately

Bored Horde: It sounds crazy, but Jackson is a common last name and if nobody knows what they look like, they can live normal adult lives.

Raised by MJ? - not bloody likely.