In 1965 my mother was a devoted beatle fanatic. Not only did she see them at Shea Stadium (a concert experience at which she admits she "didn't hear a damn thing aside from other girls screaming" but still thought was incredible) but she and a few die-hard fans tracked them back to their hotel, I think getting as far as seeing them get into an elevator/or running into a stairwell...

But moving to hamburg to be within a few blocks? Regularly following them in your car? That's stalking behavior. Do you deserve a punch in the snotbox? Well, maybe! But the law certainly doesn't take too kindly to assualt/battery, so it was probably wrong.

In summation, it was a douchebag response to the rampant douchebaggery that is stalking. All parties are guilty.

_{/obligatory "they BOTH look like girls! Even without the makeup!" comment}

Tokio Hotel is just like Culture Club, only without good music.

...and that is saying something.

On behalf of my fellow Germans: We're sorry. Again.

Sounds like another war a'brewin'

I would stalk them just to punch them in the face!

Am I the only guy that sees the huge OPPORTUNITY in having a stalker ?

Hey you, wash my car, pick up my drycleaning, wash my dishes, give me a bj, etc, etc, until they get sick of you.

Problem solved.

It isn't a dounut, it's a mixture of flour, water, egg, sugar and milk, that has been formed into a toroid, deep fried, covered in sugar, and is sold to policeman at a 24-hour cafe. See the difference?

berniex: Am I the only guy that sees the huge OPPORTUNITY in having a stalker ?

Hey you, wash my car, pick up my drycleaning, wash my dishes, give me a bj, etc, etc, until they get sick of you.

Problem solved.

good luck with that...

Oh jesus! The band....the fans.... the horror! The abject horror!
berniex: I'm now certain, without a doubt, that you haven't thought your cunning plan all the way through. What are you gonna do when you get sick of them?

You just keep pushing them until they get sick of you.

Even if they're fat, make 'em work out until they're not.

Worse case, you get a fit, plain-looking slave.

And in between the sick, nasty things I would do to them, theres soooo many domestic tasks they would do for me.

My miniblinds badly need cleaning. Do know what a hassle that is ? Perfect task for a stalker.
Dusting the blades on the ceiling fans, I've got several areas where I've been meaning to lay new sod, new shelf paper in the kitchen, etc, etc.
I would never run out of tasks for these stalkers.

berniex: You just keep pushing them until they get sick of you.

Even if they're fat, make 'em work out until they're not.

Worse case, you get a fit, plain-looking slave.

And in between the sick, nasty things I would do to them, theres soooo many domestic tasks they would do for me.

My miniblinds badly need cleaning. Do know what a hassle that is ? Perfect task for a stalker.
Dusting the blades on the ceiling fans, I've got several areas where I've been meaning to lay new sod, new shelf paper in the kitchen, etc, etc.
I would never run out of tasks for these stalkers.

YOU"RE TRYING TO CHANGE ME! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME THE WAY I WAS! NOW WE"LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER!

Uchiha_Cycliste: YOU"RE TRYING TO CHANGE ME! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME THE WAY I WAS! NOW WE"LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER!

Honey... is that you?

/Thought you said Fark was too lowbrow for you...
//Considering Alt Re-identification Program...

Does your honey look like Bob Ross?
If the answer to this is yes....I don't know what to say.

\Creepy 3-some?

I first heard this band on Rock Band (Monsoon). I thought, this is a pretty decent song. The chick sings well and the melody is not too bad...Then I found out it was a dude singing. Kind of ruined the song.

Though it is still a nice sounding song.

They suck, but Monsoon is fun as hell to play.

mhd: On behalf of my fellow Germans: We're sorry. Again.

Why what were you sorry for the first time? Ooohhh right

TheMarchHare: mhd: On behalf of my fellow Germans: We're sorry. Again.

Why what were you sorry for the first time? Ooohhh right

the ShamWow??

srhp29: I first heard this band on Rock Band (Monsoon). I thought, this is a pretty decent song. The chick sings well and the melody is not too bad...Then I found out it was a dude singing. Kind of ruined the song.

Though it is still a nice sounding song.

I think it's his identical twin sister on guitar.

Actually, he/she is a pretty good guitar player. Nothing flashy, but great tone.

so they're lesbians, then?

I'd fark her just like

then I saw this...

Is it bad that I, as a metal head, like Tokio Hotel?

/to the shame corner with me.

There is no she in that band.

phoenixdan: There is no she in that band.

WHAT! You mean I put my di... She put hers... OH GOD NO!

Well at least they look better then the chubby one on M.A.S.K.

phoenixdan: There is no she in that band.

Strange, cause they all look like biatches to me!

Deadite: phoenixdan: There is no she in that band.

WHAT! You mean I put my di... She put hers... OH GOD NO!

Well at least they look better then the chubby one on M.A.S.K.i>

?

Why would anyone stalk that shiatty band, god awful crap that passes for music today

Uchiha_Cycliste: dounut

Is that the Canadian spelling?

CheezDick: Deadite: phoenixdan: There is no she in that band.

WHAT! You mean I put my di... She put hers... OH GOD NO!

Well at least they look better then the chubby one on M.A.S.K.i>

?

WIN.

CheezDick: Deadite: phoenixdan: There is no she in that band.

WHAT! You mean I put my di... She put hers... OH GOD NO!

Well at least they look better then the chubby one on M.A.S.K.i>

?

Hell I was thinking of Robot Chicken's M.A.S.K. bit. The one where Matt the leader goes looking online for a date and ends up with a Britney Spears post Federline, who turns out to be Miles Mayhem leader of VENOM after the wedding. But hey a soulless ginger homunculus with a five head, hell I've been with worse possibly.

That guy probably gets more sweet young blonde German poon than any one of you could ever hope to imagine.

TSE: That guy probably gets more sweet young blonde German poon peter than any one of you could ever hope to imagine.

/ftfy