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(BILD.com) Obvious Four girls follow teenie band Tokio Hotel's every move for six months until one gets punched. Response: "We are not stalkers. We are not following them, we just want to know where and how they live. We are interested in them."   (bild.de) divider line 33
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mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-28 12:43:06 PM  
In 1965 my mother was a devoted beatle fanatic. Not only did she see them at Shea Stadium (a concert experience at which she admits she "didn't hear a damn thing aside from other girls screaming" but still thought was incredible) but she and a few die-hard fans tracked them back to their hotel, I think getting as far as seeing them get into an elevator/or running into a stairwell...

But moving to hamburg to be within a few blocks? Regularly following them in your car? That's stalking behavior. Do you deserve a punch in the snotbox? Well, maybe! But the law certainly doesn't take too kindly to assualt/battery, so it was probably wrong.

In summation, it was a douchebag response to the rampant douchebaggery that is stalking. All parties are guilty.

/obligatory "they BOTH look like girls! Even without the makeup!" comment

 
Tresser [TotalFark] 2009-04-28 01:07:23 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
Beatle_Matt [TotalFark] 2009-04-28 01:09:50 PM  
Tokio Hotel is just like Culture Club, only without good music.

...and that is saying something.

 
mhd 2009-04-28 01:22:10 PM  
On behalf of my fellow Germans: We're sorry. Again.

 
Jamdug! 2009-04-28 02:07:37 PM  
Sounds like another war a'brewin'

 
devilskware 2009-04-28 02:29:25 PM  
I would stalk them just to punch them in the face!

 
berniex [TotalFark] 2009-04-28 02:36:27 PM  
Am I the only guy that sees the huge OPPORTUNITY in having a stalker ?

Hey you, wash my car, pick up my drycleaning, wash my dishes, give me a bj, etc, etc, until they get sick of you.

Problem solved.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-04-28 03:00:43 PM  
It isn't a dounut, it's a mixture of flour, water, egg, sugar and milk, that has been formed into a toroid, deep fried, covered in sugar, and is sold to policeman at a 24-hour cafe. See the difference?

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-04-28 03:01:49 PM  
berniex: Am I the only guy that sees the huge OPPORTUNITY in having a stalker ?

Hey you, wash my car, pick up my drycleaning, wash my dishes, give me a bj, etc, etc, until they get sick of you.

Problem solved.


good luck with that...

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-04-28 03:12:45 PM  
Oh jesus! The band....the fans.... the horror! The abject horror!
berniex: I'm now certain, without a doubt, that you haven't thought your cunning plan all the way through. What are you gonna do when you get sick of them?

www.gataxsales.com

 
berniex [TotalFark] 2009-04-28 03:52:02 PM  
You just keep pushing them until they get sick of you.

Even if they're fat, make 'em work out until they're not.

Worse case, you get a fit, plain-looking slave.

And in between the sick, nasty things I would do to them, theres soooo many domestic tasks they would do for me.

My miniblinds badly need cleaning. Do know what a hassle that is ? Perfect task for a stalker.
Dusting the blades on the ceiling fans, I've got several areas where I've been meaning to lay new sod, new shelf paper in the kitchen, etc, etc.
I would never run out of tasks for these stalkers.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-04-28 03:53:32 PM  
berniex: You just keep pushing them until they get sick of you.

Even if they're fat, make 'em work out until they're not.

Worse case, you get a fit, plain-looking slave.

And in between the sick, nasty things I would do to them, theres soooo many domestic tasks they would do for me.

My miniblinds badly need cleaning. Do know what a hassle that is ? Perfect task for a stalker.
Dusting the blades on the ceiling fans, I've got several areas where I've been meaning to lay new sod, new shelf paper in the kitchen, etc, etc.
I would never run out of tasks for these stalkers.


YOU"RE TRYING TO CHANGE ME! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME THE WAY I WAS! NOW WE"LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER!

 
helpslipfark 2009-04-28 04:03:30 PM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: YOU"RE TRYING TO CHANGE ME! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME THE WAY I WAS! NOW WE"LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER!

Honey... is that you?

/Thought you said Fark was too lowbrow for you...
//Considering Alt Re-identification Program...

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-04-28 04:10:31 PM  
Does your honey look like Bob Ross?
If the answer to this is yes....I don't know what to say.

\Creepy 3-some?

 
srhp29 2009-04-28 04:45:24 PM  
I first heard this band on Rock Band (Monsoon). I thought, this is a pretty decent song. The chick sings well and the melody is not too bad...Then I found out it was a dude singing. Kind of ruined the song.

Though it is still a nice sounding song.

 
galactus5000 2009-04-28 05:42:56 PM  
They suck, but Monsoon is fun as hell to play.

 
TheMarchHare 2009-04-28 05:43:31 PM  
mhd: On behalf of my fellow Germans: We're sorry. Again.

Why what were you sorry for the first time? Ooohhh right

 
devilskware 2009-04-28 06:04:12 PM  
TheMarchHare: mhd: On behalf of my fellow Germans: We're sorry. Again.

Why what were you sorry for the first time? Ooohhh right


the ShamWow??

 
Farkomatic 2009-04-28 06:32:15 PM  
srhp29: I first heard this band on Rock Band (Monsoon). I thought, this is a pretty decent song. The chick sings well and the melody is not too bad...Then I found out it was a dude singing. Kind of ruined the song.

Though it is still a nice sounding song.


I think it's his identical twin sister on guitar.

Actually, he/she is a pretty good guitar player. Nothing flashy, but great tone.

 
NittLion78 2009-04-28 07:23:20 PM  
so they're lesbians, then?

 
CheezDick 2009-04-28 08:25:09 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

I'd fark her just like

rlv.zcache.com

 
CheezDick 2009-04-28 08:26:48 PM  
then I saw this...

images.icanhascheezburger.com

 
nekulor [TotalFark] 2009-04-28 11:02:34 PM  
Is it bad that I, as a metal head, like Tokio Hotel?

/to the shame corner with me.

 
phoenixdan [TotalFark] 2009-04-28 11:55:39 PM  
There is no she in that band.

 
Deadite 2009-04-29 05:53:48 AM  
phoenixdan: There is no she in that band.

WHAT! You mean I put my di... She put hers... OH GOD NO!

Well at least they look better then the chubby one on M.A.S.K.

 
CheeseEatingBulldog 2009-04-29 07:20:15 AM  
phoenixdan: There is no she in that band.

Strange, cause they all look like biatches to me!

 
CheezDick 2009-04-29 08:44:53 AM  
Deadite: phoenixdan: There is no she in that band.

WHAT! You mean I put my di... She put hers... OH GOD NO!

Well at least they look better then the chubby one on M.A.S.K.i>


?
www.91x.com

 
steamingpile 2009-04-29 10:29:29 AM  
Why would anyone stalk that shiatty band, god awful crap that passes for music today

 
dstanley 2009-04-29 11:05:10 AM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: dounut

Is that the Canadian spelling?

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-29 12:16:07 PM  
CheezDick: Deadite: phoenixdan: There is no she in that band.

WHAT! You mean I put my di... She put hers... OH GOD NO!

Well at least they look better then the chubby one on M.A.S.K.i>

?


WIN.

 
Deadite 2009-04-29 06:40:17 PM  
CheezDick: Deadite: phoenixdan: There is no she in that band.

WHAT! You mean I put my di... She put hers... OH GOD NO!

Well at least they look better then the chubby one on M.A.S.K.i>

?


Hell I was thinking of Robot Chicken's M.A.S.K. bit. The one where Matt the leader goes looking online for a date and ends up with a Britney Spears post Federline, who turns out to be Miles Mayhem leader of VENOM after the wedding. But hey a soulless ginger homunculus with a five head, hell I've been with worse possibly.

 
TSE 2009-04-30 12:16:29 PM  
That guy probably gets more sweet young blonde German poon than any one of you could ever hope to imagine.

 
Farkomatic 2009-04-30 01:52:32 PM  
TSE: That guy probably gets more sweet young blonde German poon peter than any one of you could ever hope to imagine.

/ftfy

 
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