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(Contact Music) Interesting Avril Lavigne to serve as Canadian ambassador at China's forthcoming 2010 World Expo. that's SOOO punk rock   (contactmusic.com) divider line 23
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OldScotch [TotalFark] 2009-04-28 11:41:44 AM  
Well it's better than Nickelback. I guess. Sorta.

Whatever.

 
djstortion 2009-04-28 01:47:37 PM  
...and China's esteem for Canada goes down the toilet.

 
djstortion 2009-04-28 01:50:19 PM  
djstortion: ...and China's the world's esteem for Canada goes stays down the toilet.

FTFM

 
TimeWaste 2009-04-28 02:25:08 PM  
About as punk rock as endorsing a camera.

 
Jamdug! 2009-04-28 02:34:35 PM  
No Avril, You cannot be anymore img1.fark.net.

 
RabidSquirrel 2009-04-28 02:44:16 PM  
Vapid faux-punk pop princess? PERFECT!

 
Hagbard Celine Dion 2009-04-28 02:50:52 PM  
Say what you want about the tenets of pre-manufactured hollow mannequins for the entertainment industry . . . at least it's an ethos.

 
TheKingOfMexico 2009-04-28 03:12:32 PM  
Cripes, that's WAY less punk than the Canon camera commercial she's in on Canadian TV now. Being an ambassador is a total sell-out. Anyone want to buy a hardcore pink camera?

 
LetsGoBowling 2009-04-28 03:28:28 PM  
Will there be any KHITBASH going on?

 
Miss Smartass 2009-04-28 03:52:08 PM  
Why would you do that to us? We're a respectable people. Avril doesn't represent what we stand for.

 
Nemo's Brother 2009-04-28 04:08:12 PM  
Miss Smartass: Why would you do that to us? We're a respectable people. Avril doesn't represent what we stand for.

Canada should have a strongly-worded letter from the UN sent to them about this. Canada should not be allowed to export any music for a decade.

 
Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here 2009-04-28 04:33:44 PM  
Jamdug!: No Avril, You cannot be anymore .

RabidSquirrel: Vapid faux-punk pop princess? PERFECT!

It's Complicated.

 
KajakPro 2009-04-28 04:34:18 PM  
Nemo's Brother: Miss Smartass: Why would you do that to us? We're a respectable people. Avril doesn't represent what we stand for.

Canada should have a strongly-worded letter from the UN sent to them about this. Canada should not be allowed to export any music for a decade.


On behalf of Canada, I offer my sincerest apologies.

 
Cndn Bacon [TotalFark] 2009-04-28 05:01:51 PM  
Miss Smartass: Why would you do that to us? We're a respectable people. Avril doesn't represent what we stand for.

But she's hot:

www.naughty.com

 
galactus5000 2009-04-28 05:18:38 PM  
It's 2004?

 
OgreMagi 2009-04-28 07:21:40 PM  
OldScotch: Well it's better than Nickelback. I guess. Sorta.

Whatever.


Anything is better than Nickelback. Except Green Day.

 
Gangway Fathead 2009-04-28 07:31:30 PM  
Fark is still picking on this kid, huh?


Whatever makes you feel big, fark.

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2009-04-28 07:32:50 PM  
Something about her eyes.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-04-28 08:18:26 PM  
Would I motorboat Avril Lavigne's titties, you ask?

Yes, and I think I can top it. I put that bubble blowing fluid on her boobs before I do it, then I get down to it, and I blow bubbles with her boobs.

=D

 
morrach [TotalFark] 2009-04-29 07:21:53 AM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Would I motorboat Avril Lavigne's titties, you ask?

Yes, and I think I can top it. I put that bubble blowing fluid on her boobs before I do it, then I get down to it, and I blow bubbles with her boobs.

=D


i577.photobucket.com

 
spacemanjones 2009-04-29 01:39:09 PM  
Sometimes when I rub my penis I am secretly pretending its her rubbing it.

 
jst3p 2009-04-29 11:51:48 PM  
spacemanjones: Sometimes when I rub my penis I am secretly pretending its her rubbing it.

That's funny. Sometimes when she is rubbing my penis I am secretly pretending its me rubbing it.

 
litespeed74 2009-04-30 10:29:37 AM  
Great headline. She may suck and have no talent but boy...would I genital pound that chick.

 
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