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(3 News New Zealand) Amusing Noel Gallagher on his brother Liam: "He's the angriest man you'll ever meet. He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup."   (3news.co.nz) divider line 23
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satanicsantoku 2009-04-27 05:36:30 AM  
i would like my sunday heavy metal house call, please.

 
yarnothuntin 2009-04-27 05:58:00 AM  
He should get some Cambell's Chunky. It's soup that eats like a meal

 
regretlesspanda 2009-04-27 06:01:02 AM  
In before the Alanis Morisette reference.

/actually likes Oasis *gasp!*

 
Doctor Jan Itor 2009-04-27 06:46:57 AM  

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2009-04-27 08:07:52 AM  
noel may be a talentless hack and unrepentant musical thief... but he and his brother do give good quotes. my fave is still liam referring to mick jagger as a "sweaty old mushroom" and threatening to "slit his throat with me credit card."

 
elle_vt 2009-04-27 08:55:38 AM  
That is quite the excellent metaphor... *yoink!*

 
elle_vt 2009-04-27 08:56:24 AM  
That is quite the excellent metaphor... *yoink!*

and by metaphor i mean simile, of course

 
cabritosaurio 2009-04-27 08:57:40 AM  
I am SO gonna have them write that in my eulogy.

 
Gunny Highway 2009-04-27 09:09:09 AM  
That is a great line.

Almost as good as "In the land of skunks, the man with half a nose is king"

 
Glitchwerks 2009-04-27 09:31:12 AM  
Gunny Highway: That is a great line.

Yeah, I think the Gallagher brothers need to write an insult book. Clearly they have taking the piss down to a science.

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-04-27 09:34:44 AM  
That was clever there.

 
roscotsmalls 2009-04-27 09:48:20 AM  
The N. Gallagher quote from a couple months ago about guitar hero is still my favorite..

"It's better than two goblins trying to fark a donkey up the arrse with a laser beam"

 
Dwight_Yeast 2009-04-27 09:48:41 AM  
I don't much care for the music of Oasis (I'm a Pulp man, myself) but I always enjoy Liam being interviewed.

If you want to see him in top form, check out Live Forever: The Rise and Fall of Brit Pop, as he's got some really funny comments in it.

 
ipsofacto 2009-04-27 09:51:33 AM  
tbn1.google.com

 
mfaby 2009-04-27 10:53:47 AM  
What a great line.

Consider it stolen.

 
Zombie Eater 2009-04-27 11:22:59 AM  
Meh. A real angry man would pitch the fork across the room and drink directly from the bowl. This just makes him sound emo, not angry.

 
Riotboy 2009-04-27 04:37:29 PM  
1996 called...

 
Badgers 2009-04-27 04:44:41 PM  
img407.imageshack.us

/And here we have Liam Gallagher's vagina. As you can see, it's quite sandy...

 
carmody 2009-04-27 05:27:32 PM  
I always thought of him more as a man with a tiny penis in a band full of no talent.

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2009-04-28 10:27:53 AM  
Sounds like someone could use the soup that eats like a meal.

 
PYROY 2009-04-29 09:26:27 AM  
I always eat my soup with a fork, it filters out the filler.

 
zzzombiezzz 2009-04-29 04:21:19 PM  
if he's so angry, why do all Oasis songs remind me of the musical stylings of an elevator?

 
danduran 2009-04-29 06:30:01 PM  
zzzombiezzz: if he's so angry, why do all Oasis songs remind me of the musical stylings of an elevator?

Because your ears have been forked?

 
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