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(SFGate) News The ravages of man-bird-pig flu continues as US declares national health emergency. Expect martial law and quarantine camps by Friday   (sfgate.com) divider line 839
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FusionJunky 2009-04-26 01:43:24 PM  
cool...

 
95629 2009-04-26 01:43:30 PM  
WHO declared a health emergency?

 
berylman 2009-04-26 01:43:32 PM  
And the depradations of phosphorus helices continues!

 
sleep lack 2009-04-26 01:43:33 PM  
I can has Tabi-Flu?

 
citoriman 2009-04-26 01:43:41 PM  
'bout time mother nature helped us out with our overpopulation issue.

 
bluorangefyre 2009-04-26 01:43:46 PM  
But is it worse than ManBearPig flu?

 
JesusTheChrist 2009-04-26 01:43:46 PM  
*cough*

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-04-26 01:43:52 PM  
Wow guys, this is getting super serial.

 
Goldeneye007 2009-04-26 01:44:04 PM  
This is why I can't take Global Warming seriously. Because SARS and Bird Flu were supposed to decimate our world.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2009-04-26 01:44:30 PM  
i34.tinypic.com

 
El Nino 2009-04-26 01:44:41 PM  
bluorangefyre: But is it worse than ManBearPig flu?

How about BearMan Pig flu?

www.maximumawesome.com

 
Monty845 2009-04-26 01:44:47 PM  
Obligatory:

Can we panic now?!

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-04-26 01:45:07 PM  
What does Rashida Jones think about this situation?

 
jackbooty 2009-04-26 01:45:11 PM  
HAHAHA and you all laughed when I told you about the FEMA concentration camps and mass coffins!!!!1111

 
r1niceboy 2009-04-26 01:45:15 PM  
img144.imageshack.us

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-04-26 01:45:22 PM  
Burn the bodies to prevent the spread of infection. Madagascar closes ports. DAMNIT, NOW I'VE GOTTA START A NEW GAME!

 
MassAsster 2009-04-26 01:45:32 PM  
www.blog.thesietch.org

/too soon?
//angry monkey sex?

 
Heroic Poser 2009-04-26 01:45:39 PM  
quarantine camps

Phew! I could use the break from all these minorities...

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-04-26 01:45:47 PM  
El Nino: How about BearMan Pig flu?

Is that Patton Oswalt?

 
Il Douchey [TotalFark] 2009-04-26 01:45:59 PM  
*oink*

 
smooshie [TotalFark] 2009-04-26 01:46:05 PM  
Don't worry, fellow Americans, God is watching over us.

The filthy pagans down in Mexico can rot in hell.

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2009-04-26 01:46:05 PM  
Excelsior!

 
stjeanp 2009-04-26 01:46:19 PM  
It's all the illegal immigrants' fault. If we had implemented a real immigration policy the MBPflu wouldn't have made it across the border.

 
James F. Campbell 2009-04-26 01:46:50 PM  
Randall Flagg seen chuckling in the corner of a bar in Las Vegas.

 
namegoeshere 2009-04-26 01:46:52 PM  
Well, it would solve the impending Social Security crisis.

 
wrightb71 2009-04-26 01:47:13 PM  
95629: WHO declared a health emergency?

I don't know, WHO?

 
Livingroom [TotalFark] 2009-04-26 01:47:31 PM  
HAHAHAHAHA and you people LAUGHED when i said i was stockpiling guns, ammo, K-Rations and Tamiflu. now, we see who has the last laugh....

 
cazman 2009-04-26 01:47:33 PM  
Friday? I have plans on Friday.

 
namegoeshere 2009-04-26 01:47:46 PM  
James F. Campbell: Randall Flagg seen chuckling in the corner of a bar in Las Vegas.

Trashcan Man FTW!

 
thejoyofpi [TotalFark] 2009-04-26 01:48:14 PM  
stjeanp: It's all the illegal immigrants' fault. If we had implemented a real immigration policy the MBPflu wouldn't have made it across the border.

Yes. Because literally no one from America has ever visited Mexico legally and them come back.

 
fernanernie 2009-04-26 01:48:15 PM  
From the SF Gate, they would declare emergency if lavender stretch pants were out of stock.

 
cowsspinach [TotalFark] 2009-04-26 01:48:30 PM  
That is it. I am taking a plane ticket and heading to India right now.

/zomg!
//Seriously? Oh Yawn.

 
berylman 2009-04-26 01:48:34 PM  
I just alerted my pet Albatross to the issue. Everything is just going to be cool.

/if you are an albatross

 
itdood 2009-04-26 01:48:56 PM  
I blame the economy.

 
BudTheSpud 2009-04-26 01:48:59 PM  
namegoeshere: James F. Campbell: Randall Flagg seen chuckling in the corner of a bar in Las Vegas.

Trashcan Man FTW!

Bumptybumptybump!

 
lake_huron [TotalFark] 2009-04-26 01:49:01 PM  

 
He_Hate_Me 2009-04-26 01:49:03 PM  
BURN THE BODIES!!!!

 
TheBigBadCrystallineEntity 2009-04-26 01:49:10 PM  
wrightb71: 95629: WHO declared a health emergency?

I don't know, WHO?

WHO DAMNIT? TELL ME!

 
mandrsn1 2009-04-26 01:49:23 PM  
Madagascar!! (new window)

 
Saxaholic 2009-04-26 01:49:34 PM  
I have a stockpile of bacon ready to fry at a moment's notice.

 
borg [TotalFark] 2009-04-26 01:49:35 PM  
hypochondriac's are going to have a bad week.

"Cough cough, Oh my god I'm going to die"

 
Broktun 2009-04-26 01:49:37 PM  
I ordered a metric assload of Releza and Tamiflu for the pharmacy.

 
wrightb71 2009-04-26 01:49:47 PM  
TheBigBadCrystallineEntity: wrightb71: 95629: WHO declared a health emergency?

I don't know, WHO?

WHO DAMNIT? TELL ME!

WHO?!

 
Kublai Khan [TotalFark] 2009-04-26 01:49:51 PM  
itdood: I blame the economy.

I blame our pussy government for giving Jack Bauer to the Chinese. Damn it!

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-04-26 01:49:51 PM  
I just want to wish you both good luck, and we're all counting on you.

www.mesomorphosis.com

 
Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears 2009-04-26 01:49:52 PM  
namegoeshere: James F. Campbell: Randall Flagg seen chuckling in the corner of a bar in Las Vegas.

Trashcan Man FTW!

post 1982 steven king FTL

 
cazman 2009-04-26 01:50:06 PM  
Ha! And you laughed when Ford sent us to get shots back in the 70's...of course they weren't shots though, thats where we all got the implants.

 
mjoven1975 [TotalFark] 2009-04-26 01:50:23 PM  
Obviously the solution to this is to wipe Mexico off the map.

 
deltabourne 2009-04-26 01:50:26 PM  
thejoyofpi: Yes. Because literally no one from America has ever visited Mexico legally and them come back.

If you think this you are an idiot.

 
Russ1642 2009-04-26 01:50:47 PM  
thejoyofpi: stjeanp: It's all the illegal immigrants' fault. If we had implemented a real immigration policy the MBPflu wouldn't have made it across the border.

Yes. Because literally no one from America has ever visited Mexico legally and them come back.

FYI (new window)

 
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