What kind of 'extras' are we talking about here? Free Zovirax?

But I only have the one penis.

TheShavingofOccam123: But I only have the one penis.

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FTA: Berlin's Pussy Club has attracted media attention with its headline-grabbing "flat rate" - a €70 admission charge for unlimited food, drink and sex between 10am and 4pm.

Deal of the century.

Discounted rate farking. Sounds wrong on so many levels.

jdamaral: TheShavingofOccam123: But I only have the one penis.

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Amen! Amen! Amen!

TJT : Discounted rate farking. Sounds wrong on so many levels.


Amen. Next thing you know, they'll just strap a mattress on and give curb service. Cutting out the middle man is one way to cut costs.

And how much do they charge at the legal brothels like the "bunny ranch" out in Nevada?

A day pass sounds fun.

Pick up an 8 ball and a day pass, good times.

All the crabs you can eat is NOT an "extra."

TheShavingofOccam123: But I only have the one penis.

My kids are wondering why I'm laughing so hard. Pity I can't tell them.

kidsizedcoffin: And how much do they charge at the legal brothels like the "bunny ranch" out in Nevada?

Based on the HBO series, a lot more roses than Craigslist.

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: FTA: Berlin's Pussy Club has attracted media attention with its headline-grabbing "flat rate" - a €70 admission charge for unlimited food, drink and sex between 10am and 4pm.

Deal of the century.

I really tried hard to think up a "left out the tip" joke as a response, but couldn't come up with anything.

Woohoo. With all the money I'll be saving I can stop using ubuntu and buy the new windows.

My first thought was this though: TheShavingofOccam123: But I only have the one penis.

Donald_McRonald: I really tried hard to think up a "left out the tip" joke as a response, but couldn't come up with anything.

The tip is covered, of course.

brothels here in berlin are down to 40 euros for around the world.


still way more expensive than poland.

...unlimited food, drink and sex between 10am and 4pm"


Read the small print:
Sex with another person extra.

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: Donald_McRonald: I really tried hard to think up a "left out the tip" joke as a response, but couldn't come up with anything.

The tip is covered, of course.

Or you could go with "just put a small tip in the final amount"

Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears: brothels here in berlin are down to 40 euros for around the world.

And I still have to pay $50 for a 10-minute lap dance...

/God DAMN America!

Ecki Krumeich, the manager of the upmarket Artemis Club in Berlin, said he had resisted pressure to cut prices, although senior citizens and taxi drivers already get a 50 per cent discount on Sundays and Mondays.

Shouldn't senior citizens pay MORE, not less? Personally, I'd say the girls deserve more pay for that...

Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears: brothels here in berlin are down to 40 euros for around the world.


still way more expensive than poland.

How does that joke go?

. . .in hell, all the hookers are German. . .

Fast Thick Pants: Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears: brothels here in berlin are down to 40 euros for around the world.

And I still have to pay $50 for a 10-minute lap dance...

/God DAMN America!

if you go to the bordelle with the bar in front, you get that lapdance for free.

Buy 10 hummers and get a free spanking?

TheyCallThisWork: Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears: brothels here in berlin are down to 40 euros for around the world.


still way more expensive than poland.

How does that joke go?

. . .in hell, all the hookers are German. . .

...but in germany, NONE of the hookers are german.

eastern european or turkish...every one of them.

So, where exactly does one swipe the aforementioned loyalty card...?

70 euros? Jesus. I'll bet there's a lot of guys who just don't bother taking the chance with dating at that price.

Vee have vays of making you schleep mit our prostitutes, ja?

Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears: TheyCallThisWork: Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears: brothels here in berlin are down to 40 euros for around the world.


still way more expensive than poland.

How does that joke go?

. . .in hell, all the hookers are German. . .

...but in germany, NONE of the hookers are german.

eastern european or turkish...every one of them.

So, Germany is Heaven?.

/I keed, I keed

FormlessOne: So, where exactly does one swipe the aforementioned loyalty card...?

Where ever you want to. That's one of the 'extras'.

Teeth "in" or "out"?

CygnusDarius: Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears: TheyCallThisWork: Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears: brothels here in berlin are down to 40 euros for around the world.


still way more expensive than poland.

How does that joke go?

. . .in hell, all the hookers are German. . .

...but in germany, NONE of the hookers are german.

eastern european or turkish...every one of them.

So, Germany is Heaven?.

/I keed, I keed

if this were heaven, they'd have working toilets and mexican food that doesnt contain cabbage.

farkeruk: 70 euros? Jesus. I'll bet there's a lot of guys who just don't bother taking the chance with dating at that price.

what sort of suckar pays 70...you can get two for that price.

Wait wait wait..."Loyalty cards" ? WTF ? Whores get jealous now ?

Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears: what sort of suckar pays 70...you can get two for that price.

No, you can get unlimited all day for that price.

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: FTA: Berlin's Pussy Club has attracted media attention with its headline-grabbing "flat rate" - a €70 admission charge for unlimited food, drink and sex between 10am and 4pm.

Deal of the century.

Nice, I wonder if they have boy whores ;)

Japanese brothels used to put discount coupons in men's magazines and newspapers when I was there ('90-'95). For that matter, they had their own magazines for enthusiasts complete with reviews of establishments and individual whores.

As an American I was always the only one in there who was paying cash. The Japanese usually paid with a credit card and the brothels would kindly post the charges as something innoccuous so as not to upset the customer's wife. As I was leaving, the bigger brothels were experimenting with credit cards of their own issue as department stores used to do. Don't know if it caught on, though.

Legalised prostitution is a wonderful thing to see. It's too bad more people don't get to see it, but judge it on the basis of prejudice.

All I have to say is that if you're paying for sex, you're doing it wrong.

One Bad Apple: Wait wait wait..."Loyalty cards" ? WTF ? Whores get jealous now ?

You might be surprised. Filipinas will flip out on you for "cheating." The fact that you bought them out of a bar don't matter. Women are women.

RamblinReck89: All I have to say is that if you're paying for sex, you're doing it wrong.

long protracted dinner dates with no sex or a bad handjob at the end FTL


long nights of partying which end at the bordelle FTW

dont ruin your evening with girlie chatter.

ShannonKW: One Bad Apple: Wait wait wait..."Loyalty cards" ? WTF ? Whores get jealous now ?

You might be surprised. Filipinas will flip out on you for "cheating." The fact that you bought them out of a bar don't matter. Women are women.

You know they're getting desperate when they have have a 4ft. tall wooden penis at the door and a sign that says "if you're not taller than Peter Penis you can't ride our gals (midgets excepted)"

farkeruk: 70 euros? Jesus. I'll bet there's a lot of guys who just don't bother taking the chance with dating at that price.

I think they just destroyed the real doll market! I know i've spent way more on dates and not gotten a happy ending, so think about all the REALLY socially awkward nerds out there. You could get like a hundred day passes for the price of a real doll!

/only a partially socially awkward nerd
// and anti social
/// NOT a virgin!

Looks like I picked the wrong time to not go to Berlin.

Tyrone Slothrop: Looks like I picked the wrong time to not go to Berlin.

you did....it's warm and sunny.

I'm planning on spending a week or two in Amsterdam after the summer. I sure hope the prices are still down

Dang

Why don't the US brothels start doing discounts like this???

With the more liberal attitude of the Europeans I wonder how many couples are faithful to their partners or even if it matters in most marriages or relationships.

ShannonKW: One Bad Apple: Wait wait wait..."Loyalty cards" ? WTF ? Whores get jealous now ?

You might be surprised. Filipinas will flip out on you for "cheating." The fact that you bought them out of a bar don't matter. Women are women.


I'd forgotten about that particular trait of the LBFMs. They can go from "me so horny" to "I won't be ignored" in 3.4 seconds

Chunks McGunks: I'm planning on spending a week or two in Amsterdam after the summer. I sure hope the prices are still down

the trick is....dont do it in amsterdam, especially not at the red light district.

take the subway out to the burbs (like asmere)....cheaper weed, cheaper women.

RamblinReck89: All I have to say is that if you're paying for sex, you're doing it wrong.


How's that different than a guy paying for dinner & a movie?

/Never been with a hooker.
//But I like how Nevada manages their prostitution industry.