she might as well. the rest of the girls just dance anyway.

She looks likes Dee.
I know you pervs know who I mean...

Snider?

Ah yes, the Pussycat Dolls.

Strippers that don't take their clothes off.

Nicole Scherzinger is a talentless hack. Of course, so are half of the other "top 40" artists in this "nobody buys albums anymore" mess of a music world, otherwise we'd have never even heard of her.

Silly girl. She started off as a solo act but was dumped by her label. She'll get dumped again.

she'll fail at the solo career, and her boyfriend is probably a douche, considering he drives formula 1.

nekulor: she'll fail at the solo career, and her boyfriend is probably a douche, considering he drives formula 1.

I hope there's no "NASCAR fan" caveat to that comment.

little miss: Silly girl. She started off as a solo act but was dumped by her label. She'll get dumped again.

And I'll be there waiting to help mend her broken heart... if by "mend her broken heart" you mean "have hot shower sex with her"!

There's something very... weird... about the Pussycat Dolls that I can't quite define. I don't find them remotely attractive, not even in a crude "don't speak or sing, just let me look" kind of way. Maybe it's the bland, lifeless, cookie-cutter faces, but somehow they come across as mannequins more than people. They remind me of a car that, on paper, has all the right specs, but when you drive it is indefinably disappointing.

For me, the most attractive women have lively, intelligent faces and a smile that suggests they know a secret you don't. Like Penelope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, or Lauren Bacall.

Is this the chick who sang at Wreslemania and did more botches signing the national anthem then the roid pumpers in the ring that night? This chick CANT SING! But that will never stop producers from pumping records out to put this piece of ass on tv to make money from idiots who dont know better. Glad I didnt pay to watch WM this year! HA!

Well.. bye.

I'm not sure,



but I'd have to say I have no idea what this "singing" is that y'all are referring to. I'd say her principal career is wearing skimpy clothes (not that I have any objection to THAT) and dancing in videos that I assume would have music in them if I ever turned the volume up.

what a no talent skank. just a typical ho-bag/cum-dumpster manufactured and photoshopped and vocally-enhanced "pop star."

Considering the rest of the gals don't do much else than point to her and dance in the background, I can sort of understand it. A "band" or "group" was an easier sell when they were coming up--more hot chicks on stage, meant a bigger draw.

Musically, it didn't matter who those gals were. They are just a girl band that was formed up to try to get onto the Suicide Girls/sexy rock chick slot on the horizon, and she was lucky to have fallen into the role, and so were all the gals with her.

And I suspect that she'll fare about as well as nominal "leads" from other artificially created groups fare once the act busts up. If she's lucky, she might be able to get a break on her own, but that means her agent and her manager are going to have to bust their asses for her--otherwise, it's a slide into the bargain bin and the state fair circuit.

FTA:"He knows the words to Don't Cha and is a big Pussycat Dolls fan so singing together will be so much fun."

Soooooooooo lewis hamilton is the gay

I could almost forgive being a huge dolls fan if he didnt know the words....... jesus their music sucks ass, and the RIAA needs to know why music sales have slumped?

Bolt-on boobs and a nosejob do not make a hot woman.

/would rather bone subby's mom

Zombie Eater: Bolt-on boobs and a nosejob do not make a hot woman.

/would rather bone subby's mom

Who wouldn't?

Zombie Eater: Bolt-on boobs and a nosejob do not make a hot woman.

I'm still not entirely convinced (s)he's a woman.

hubiestubert: Considering the rest of the gals don't do much else than point to her and dance in the background, I can sort of understand it. A "band" or "group" was an easier sell when they were coming up--more hot chicks on stage, meant a bigger draw.

But they're not making music for guys. I mean, it would make sense if they were a rock group, but they're some stupid pop group singing about boys and shiat. They're targeted at 13 year old girls, not post-pubescent males.

So the skimpy clothes and shiat make no sense to me, unless that's what's considered "beautiful" to young girls.

The Icelander: hubiestubert: Considering the rest of the gals don't do much else than point to her and dance in the background, I can sort of understand it. A "band" or "group" was an easier sell when they were coming up--more hot chicks on stage, meant a bigger draw.

But they're not making music for guys. I mean, it would make sense if they were a rock group, but they're some stupid pop group singing about boys and shiat. They're targeted at 13 year old girls, not post-pubescent males.

So the skimpy clothes and shiat make no sense to me, unless that's what's considered "beautiful" to young girls.

Different gals are favorites to different girls. Look at the Spice Girls. You have a variety of girls so that the demographic can identify with different gals. Guys find them sessy, so the young ones then have a blueprint to attract said guys.

They are all about marketing not just the music, but a whole raft of ancillary products.

Wait...she wasn't a solo act already?
O_o

electrik mayhem: Wait...she wasn't a solo act already?
O_o

That.

She was the singer, they were her stage dancers.

Damn she's hot. Even my gf admits to wanting her, and my gf isn't bi. Much to my sadness.

Hasn't she quit that group three or four times only to come back to it every time her newly rejiggered solo album horribly flops?

Hot? Pussycat Dolls?

Are you sure you aren't gay, subby - because that is one skanked up bunch of trannies.

unfarkingbelievable: what a no talent skank. just a typical ho-bag/cum-dumpster manufactured and photoshopped and vocally-enhanced "pop star."

Yup.

They are not talented. None of them.

She's a piece of ass who has a studio full of technicians make an album for her. She's not selling music; She's selling masturbatory material wrapped around a shiny disc.

im surprised it took this long.

ZeroCorpse: She's not selling music; She's selling masturbatory material wrapped around a shiny disc.

fap

I'd rather her go back to doing projects like singing on Days of the New records.

Give The Pussycat Dolls their due:

They managed to make gyrating half naked women uninteresting and
unappealing.

FTA:"He knows the words to Don't Cha and is a big Pussy..."

/fun with ellipses...

Did Sir Mix-a-lot get any money for that blatant rip off they did?

Zombie Eater: Bolt-on boobs and a nosejob do not make a hot woman.

They don't make her a singer either.

Didn't this start off as some Vegas cabernet act or something? Why is this "group" still around? Their 15 minutes was up years ago.

DrakeLabatt: Didn't this start off as some Vegas cabernet act or something? Why is this "group" still around? Their 15 minutes was up years ago.

I don't think this means what you think it means.

I didn't realize that they were considered a musical act by some. I thought of them as just a show, an entertainment revue. At that level they're acceptable. This broad, who is quite fine, is in for a disappointment.

nopokerface: Did Sir Mix-a-lot get any money for that blatant rip off they did?

With the state of music and all the inspired borrowingstealing today's artistshack thieves do, it's unlikely that he's buying pounds of gold with royalty checks.

/whatever happened to Kid Sensation?
//or Larry, the white guy?

Someone had to do it

... on tv to make money from idiots who dont know better. Glad I didnt pay to watch WM this year! HA!

The irony is strong in this one.

kinokosama that is disgusting get that shait out of here!

SpeshilEdjukashin: Nicole Scherzinger is a talentless hack. Of course, so are half of the other "top 40" artists in this "nobody buys albums anymore" mess of a music world, otherwise we'd have never even heard of her.

I agree - we need something new to happen. Something raw; exciting; a new instrument - something.

You know it's bad when I get more joy watching girls play Ukuleles' on youtube than I do listening to the music produced and played on the radio these days.

Sad.

Ah well, at least there's the Foo Fighters.

My son gave me a copy of a Silversun Pickups CD last year - at least there are bands are there trying to do it.

Hit Garageband.com for some good bands (and some bad ones). You'll find SOMETHING there that will impress you.

czetie: There's something very... weird... about the Pussycat Dolls that I can't quite define. I don't find them remotely attractive, not even in a crude "don't speak or sing, just let me look" kind of way. Maybe it's the bland, lifeless, cookie-cutter faces, but somehow they come across as mannequins more than people. They remind me of a car that, on paper, has all the right specs, but when you drive it is indefinably disappointing.

For me, the most attractive women have lively, intelligent faces and a smile that suggests they know a secret you don't. Like Penelope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, or Lauren Bacall.

They're Meneudo for strippers/backup singers.

czetie
For me, the most attractive women have lively, intelligent faces and a smile that suggests they know a secret you don't. Like Penelope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, or Lauren Bacall.

Thats a good way to put it... i mean, i think Nicole Scherzinger is attractive, yet i'm not attracted to her. She just kind of exudes a nothingness from her face. Like a combination of elitism and unintelligence.

nopokerface: Did Sir Mix-a-lot get any money for that blatant rip off they did?

Don't you wish your boyfriend was swass like me, SWASS!


honestly though, I can't stand any version of that song, the spongebob commercial drives me insane

Hey EdNortonsTwin, if you DON'T get joy out of Julia Nunes, then you have no soul. There is nothing weird about it.

Actually, she's the talent. She did that "making the band" show for chicks before the PCD, she's been writing material for years and working working working to bust wide in showbiz.

That doesn't mean she's successful, but she's got chops and she busts them to work in the industry.


But what am I saying! This is FARK! No one cares!