I've finally reached my limit. The next time someone says something stupid like that in my presence I am going to scream at them like a raving lunatic.

It is adult men in beach attire, not your slut daughters on Girls Gone Wild. STFU you stupid biatch.

As are Conservative, Republican, Catholic, in the name of all that is sane STFU you stupid mouth breather. An employed guy who helps raise money for charity by having his picture taken at the beach in Florida where you and your impressionable spawn live is a role model. A parent who blows shiat out of proportion is not.

Shut your fecking gob.

um, he's a cancer survivor who keeps in shape, teaches, coaches, and helps raise money for charity.

isn't that being a good role model?

plus, i'd hit it. so there's that.

FTFA: "They're teachers! You've got young impressionable teenage girls," said one morbidly obese parent, while projecting their own self loathing. "They don't need that. They need role models, not sexy muscles."

Fixed that for the whining parent.

Was disappointed.

STFU whiny parent. You're an idiot.

Coach Mortar? If they get him wet, you know it's a set up.

I like sexy muscles. STFU mom and get back to watching Sonny bang Emily Quartermaine.

Bait and switch. Bad subby!

The cheerleaders should do a calendar...

Those were not the kind of topless teachers I was expecting.

-1 for no female nudity

"He also teaches history." nice afterthought.

This story is just plain farking stupid. What's next?....

"Teacher fired for being an ex-marine" Parents complained to the state school board, saying they did not want a killer teaching their children.......

Boo!

Each is priced at $20. His goal is to sell 1,000 calendars to raise about $10,000.

Isn't he a math teacher?

/I know, cost of production...

AngryDragon: Bait and switch. Bad subby!

I was going to make the same comment but I changed my mind. I mean, how often do the Farkettes get any eye candy around here?

"They're teachers! You've got young impressionable teenage girls and bad parents," said one parent. "They don't need that. They need role models, not sexy muscles."

ftfh

He is corrupting the youth with his hot, sexy muscles. How can they think about math when all they want to do is spread cheese wiz on his chest and lick it off slowly. Yeah, Mr. August I know you like that. Shhhh, don't talk. I haven't gotten to the best part. What's that? Oh, that's just dessert. Butter cream for your ...

Um, what are we talking about again?

/skipped dinner
//boyfriend away on business

Stupid sexy Flanders!

feckingmorons: I've finally reached my limit. The next time someone says something stupid like that in my presence I am going to scream at them like a raving lunatic.

It is adult men in beach attire, not your slut daughters on Girls Gone Wild. STFU you stupid biatch.

As are Conservative, Republican, Catholic, in the name of all that is sane STFU you stupid mouth breather. An employed guy who helps raise money for charity by having his picture taken at the beach in Florida where you and your impressionable spawn live is a role model. A parent who blows shiat out of proportion is not.

Shut your fecking gob.

If i thought typing THIS more than once would make a difference I would fill a page with the word.

on another note, he wants to raise $10,000 by selling 1000 calendars at $20 apiece. I wonder if this is a typo or if he only assigns dodgeball?

Whenever someone complains about something like this, the reporter should point out to the parents that they had to fark in order to produce the kid in the first place.

So the kids are being forced to buy the calender?

I guess I don't understand the overreaction.

citoriman: "He also teaches history." nice afterthought.
And also enjoys long walks on the beach.

Also chalk a rare "agree" with feckingmorons on this one.

Pics or GTFO

:::Reads TFA:::

Never Mind

ajinbc: This story is just plain farking stupid. What's next?....

"Teacher fired for being an ex-marine" Parents complained to the state school board, saying they did not want a killer teaching their children.......


Remember this is America. Mindless violence is fine. Skin is bad.

"They're teachers! You've got young impressionable teenage girls," said one parent. "They don't need that. They need role models, not sexy muscles."

Maybe you could look at them as role models for fitness - you know, for your fat assed snot nosed brat that is currently stuffing his face with Cheetos and surfing pr0n on the web.

Farking parents need to STFU.

feckingmorons: I've finally reached my limit. The next time someone says something stupid like that in my presence I am going to scream at them like a raving lunatic.

It is adult men in beach attire, not your slut daughters on Girls Gone Wild. STFU you stupid biatch.

As are Conservative, Republican, Catholic, in the name of all that is sane STFU you stupid mouth breather. An employed guy who helps raise money for charity by having his picture taken at the beach in Florida where you and your impressionable spawn live is a role model. A parent who blows shiat out of proportion is not.

Shut your fecking gob.

Mother Superior jumped the gun ...

/seriously, why do we give a shiat? As if there isn't plenty for middle-schoolers to fap to on the internet.

feckingmorons: ch in Florida where you and your impressionable spawn live is a role model. A parent who blows shiat out of proportion is not.

Shut your fecking gob.

golf clap sir!

RminusQ: citoriman: "He also teaches history." nice afterthought.
And also enjoys long walks on the beach.

Also chalk a rare "agree" with feckingmorons on this one.

Yeah, even I got tired of the sanctimonious blowhards.
People just need to leave other people the feck alone. If you don't like the calendar don't buy it.

simpsonfan: The cheerleaders should do a calendar...

Only if they are topless too ;)

feckingmorons: I've finally reached my limit. The next time someone says something stupid like that in my presence I am going to scream at them like a raving lunatic.

It is adult men in beach attire, not your slut daughters on Girls Gone Wild. STFU you stupid biatch.

As are Conservative, Republican, Catholic, in the name of all that is sane STFU you stupid mouth breather. An employed guy who helps raise money for charity by having his picture taken at the beach in Florida AND IS FARKING PROBABLY YOUR DAUGHTER where you and your impressionable spawn live is a role model. A parent who blows shiat out of proportion is not.


You assume this is a Conservative because???? What? Only Conservatives have morals right??????

FTFY

Greil: on another note, he wants to raise $10,000 by selling 1000 calendars at $20 apiece. I wonder if this is a typo or if he only assigns dodgeball?

I imagine he's factoring in production costs, as well as the possibility that they may not sell the entire stock (like giveaways/event signings, etc).

fusillade762: ajinbc: This story is just plain farking stupid. What's next?....

"Teacher fired for being an ex-marine" Parents complained to the state school board, saying they did not want a killer teaching their children.......


Remember this is America. Mindless violence is fine. Skin is bad.

My high school football coach was a jarhead. We ran soooo much.

OH, it's a guy. Walks away.

Good for him. At my high school we had a teacher die last year from Leukemia, our best damnded math teacher die from stomach cancer earlier this year, and one of our English teachers is out for the rest of the year because her breast cancer came back. Not to mention the few other teachers who have had it and survived as well as the students. Cancer is a nasty thing and I can get behind anything to help raise awareness and fund research. These parents need to get over themselves and may reconsider their positions when someone they love has been diagnosed.

Nescio quid dicas: Was disappointed.
Yeah, I thought there'd be chicks.

yeah us godless liberals wouldnt know morals if they shat on our faces

xpennyroyaltyx: um, he's a cancer survivor who keeps in shape, teaches, coaches, and helps raise money for charity.

isn't that being a good role model?

plus, i'd hit it. so there's that.

This and me too.

/oh, the things I'd do to that man
//..and where were these men when I was in school??

not nice, subby! you should have warned of the sausage fest :(

Chris P. Bacon: -1 for no female nudity

+1 for no female nudity.
+1 for sexxay young men

/points don't count

ajinbc: This story is just plain farking stupid. What's next?....

"Teacher fired for being an ex-marine" Parents complained to the state school board, saying they did not want a killer teaching their children.......

While I have never seen such a story, I would be willing to bet that somewhere there is a teacher who has had complaints from at least one parent for telling their students about their time fighting for the US.

"They're teachers! You've got young impressionable teenage girls," said one parent. "They don't need that. They need role models, not sexy muscles."

THIS. We don't need healthy, attractive teachers for role models. We need old dumpy ones who eat bon bons and watch Oprah all summer long.

Greil: on another note, he wants to raise $10,000 by selling 1000 calendars at $20 apiece. I wonder if this is a typo or if he only assigns dodgeball?

Also, if they're retailing for $20, retailers are likely buying them at a wholesale cost of $10, so $10,000 for 1000 calendars at $20 would be about right.

double standard a cheer leading teacher is fired for posing topless
and this farker is praised for it and keeps his job

c'mon farkers, it's only $20 and goes to cancer research, we can make his goal tonight

and pis off some uptight idiots in the process!

RTFA. This thread is useless without pix from the calendar.

Definitely in agreement that Farkettes do not get enough eye candy around here.

Of course, I could post this, it will suffice for the time being:

http://images.google.com/images?q=jamie+bamber

/drool

Mongo cut wood: feckingmorons: I've finally reached my limit. The next time someone says something stupid like that in my presence I am going to scream at them like a raving lunatic.

It is adult men in beach attire, not your slut daughters on Girls Gone Wild. STFU you stupid biatch.

As are Conservative, Republican, Catholic, in the name of all that is sane STFU you stupid mouth breather. An employed guy who helps raise money for charity by having his picture taken at the beach in Florida AND IS FARKING PROBABLY YOUR DAUGHTER where you and your impressionable spawn live is a role model. A parent who blows shiat out of proportion is not.


You assume this is a Conservative because???? What? Only Conservatives have morals right??????

FTFY

If you find a guy in beach attire morally objectionable I am going to guess you are on a no fly list somewhere.

I did make a typographical error, that should have read:
As a Conservative, Republican, Catholic, in the name of all that is sane STFU you stupid mouth breather.

That is me the Conservative, Republican, Catholic. Although I am going out on a limb here and guess that the parent is a conservative, as liberals and progressives generally don't freak out when a guy takes his shirt off on the beach.

I am a conservative, not their king. I can't shut the freaks up.

Chris P. Bacon: This thread needs this!

Whatever happened to "matching" bikinis?