lantawa: Oh yeah. Real cute.
Lol.

lantawa: Oh yeah. Real cute.

well that's a creepy ass chimp

Chimps are not cute. They are foul, savage beings that should be left alone in the wild and avoided at all costs.

They don't even taste all that great.

Dire: Chimps are not cute. They are foul, savage beings that should be left alone in the wild and avoided at all costs.

THIS!!!

Fifteen years from now that baby chimp will be beating the shiat out of some lady from Connecticut.

?

Your chimp wants face

Dire: Chimps are not cute. They are foul, savage beings that should be left alone in the wild and avoided at all costs.

Chimps are also our closest genetic match.

I_Love_Cheesecake: Dire: Chimps are not cute. They are foul, savage beings that should be left alone in the wild and avoided at all costs.

Chimps are also our closest genetic match.

People bring that up a lot. The general public has a response: Who the fark cares?

I_Love_Cheesecake: Dire: Chimps are not cute. They are foul, savage beings that should be left alone in the wild and avoided at all costs.

Chimps are also our closest genetic match.

Most people are foul, savage beings that should be left alone in the wild and avoided at all costs, so that seems to make sense.

I_Love_Cheesecake: Dire: Chimps are not cute. They are foul, savage beings that should be left alone in the wild and avoided at all costs.

Chimps are also our closest genetic match.

I've been working on a talking point against this particular argument from chimp apologists, as follows:

2% of the universe is closer to us than the other 98%. Hey, chimps are a hundred light years away from human beings in terms of cognitive development.

//blindingly hates chimps
///currently watching Schindler's List on cable
//may have second thoughts
/slashies

A baby chimp ate my dingo's face!

lantawa: I_Love_Cheesecake: Dire: Chimps are not cute. They are foul, savage beings that should be left alone in the wild and avoided at all costs.

Chimps are also our closest genetic match.

I've been working on a talking point against this particular argument from chimp apologists, as follows:

2% of the universe is closer to us than the other 98%. Hey, chimps are a hundred light years away from human beings in terms of cognitive development.


Not really. They are a lot smarter than a lot of ppl I know...

/sad, but true
//even sadder that someone has to be told that...

Dire: Chimps are not cute. They are foul, savage beings that should be left alone in the wild and avoided at all costs.

Because...

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: The general public has a response: Who the fark cares?

The general public is generally stupid. Don't listen to it.

What with all the stories of face-eating and twisting off of appendages by chimps in the last few years, chimps of any age now give me the heebie-jeebies.

I don't know why pictures of lion and tiger cubs don't do this to me. Maybe because they kill their prey with a relatively quick, merciful bite to the neck, instead of the most brutal yet non-fatal maiming imaginable.

*shudder*

ninjakirby: Dire: Chimps are not cute. They are foul, savage beings that should be left alone in the wild and avoided at all costs.

Because...

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: The general public has a response: Who the fark cares?

The general public is generally stupid. Don't listen to it.

That's not an answer. I submit to you that you are stupid, because you can't answer the simple question "Who the fark cares that chimpanzees are closely related to humans?".

ruta: What with all the stories of face-eating and twisting off of appendages by chimps in the last few years, chimps of any age now give me the heebie-jeebies.

I don't know why pictures of lion and tiger cubs don't do this to me. Maybe because they kill their prey with a relatively quick, merciful bite to the neck, instead of the most brutal yet non-fatal maiming imaginable.

*shudder*

I think it's cause chimps go for the face and genitals first. Not cause they want to eat you, but because they just don't farking like you.

RealFarknMcCoy2: lantawa: I_Love_Cheesecake: Dire: Chimps are not cute. They are foul, savage beings that should be left alone in the wild and avoided at all costs.

Chimps are also our closest genetic match.

I've been working on a talking point against this particular argument from chimp apologists, as follows:

2% of the universe is closer to us than the other 98%. Hey, chimps are a hundred light years away from human beings in terms of cognitive development.


Not really. They are a lot smarter than a lot of ppl I know...

/sad, but true
//even sadder that someone has to be told that...

Your statement is utter BS. I once knew a schizophrenic lad who insisted that his German Shepherd was much more intelligent and wiser than was I. Tard talk; sorta like yours.

My greatest fear is having a chimp rip one of my tits off, and yet I still love simians.

/Gorillas are waaaaay cuter than chimps.
//Simians love slashies too.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Who the fark cares that chimpanzees are closely related to humans?

Anthropologists, Genetecists, Behavioral Ecologists, etc etc etc.

ninjakirby: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Who the fark cares that chimpanzees are closely related to humans?

Anthropologists, Genetecists, Behavioral Ecologists, etc etc etc.

Can't forget AIDS researchers. That's a biggie.

weemonkey: My greatest fear is having a chimp rip one of my tits off, and yet I still love simians.

/Gorillas are waaaaay cuter than chimps.
//Simians love slashies too.

Awwwww. You give me reason to smile.

It's a streetlight.

/doing it wrong

lantawa: weemonkey: My greatest fear is having a chimp rip one of my tits off, and yet I still love simians.

/Gorillas are waaaaay cuter than chimps.
//Simians love slashies too.

Awwwww. You give me reason to smile.

That is a adorable pup, but did he eat poo? What is on his mouth?

I just realized that the Tit Rippin Chimps would be a great name for a band.

/feel free to use it.

Is this opposite day again?

No awwww from me, just ewwww.

ninjakirby: ninjakirby: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Who the fark cares that chimpanzees are closely related to humans?

Anthropologists, Genetecists, Behavioral Ecologists, etc etc etc.

Can't forget AIDS researchers. That's a biggie.

Hat affectionados too.

That's not an "awww" pic. That's an "AAAAA!" pic.

tit ripin' chimps...name for a band lol
hilarious

god damn it, i hate all sub human apes/monkeys. almost a compulsive urge to kill them on sight....

Tiberius Gracchus: ninjakirby: ninjakirby: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Who the fark cares that chimpanzees are closely related to humans?

Anthropologists, Genetecists, Behavioral Ecologists, etc etc etc.

Can't forget AIDS researchers. That's a biggie.

Hat affectionados too.

the tabbacco industry

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Newer research says Bonobos are closer to humans.
http://www.unl.edu/rhames/bonobo/bonobo.htm


/thinks that baby chimp pic was creepy
//Orangutans = world's ugliest primate

I_Love_Cheesecake: Dire: Chimps are not cute. They are foul, savage beings that should be left alone in the wild and avoided at all costs.

Chimps are also our closest genetic match.

And there's a whole family of them in the White House.

ninjakirby: Genetecists geneticists

FTFY.

/read about a woman hiking through a jungle with her baby on her back
//chimp jumped down from the trees, snatched up the baby, ran off, and killed it
///chimps are dicks

nanim: //Orangutans = world's ugliest primate

OOK.

it looks edible

lantawa: RealFarknMcCoy2: lantawa: I_Love_Cheesecake: Dire: Chimps are not cute. They are foul, savage beings that should be left alone in the wild and avoided at all costs.

Chimps are also our closest genetic match.

I've been working on a talking point against this particular argument from chimp apologists, as follows:

2% of the universe is closer to us than the other 98%. Hey, chimps are a hundred light years away from human beings in terms of cognitive development.


Not really. They are a lot smarter than a lot of ppl I know...

/sad, but true
//even sadder that someone has to be told that...

Your statement is utter BS. I once knew a schizophrenic lad who insisted that his German Shepherd was much more intelligent and wiser than was I. Tard talk; sorta like yours.

Whatever. I believe that lad was probably correct. Anybody who goes around calling someone he's never met a "'tard" on the internet is a bit of a 'tard him/herself...

/I don't give a shiat if you don't agree with me.
//You seem to give a shiat whether or not I agree with you, however. Too bad.

mmm this new baby can replace the one that dallas pd had to shoot a several years back...

Out of all the Fark memes, "ugly ass" has to be the most idiotic.

And out of all the Fark memes, that is REALLY saying somthing.

Swampthing in Korea: Out of all the Fark memes, "ugly ass" has to be the most idiotic.

Well, it is when it doesn't have a hyphen, duh!

nanim: `
Newer research says Bonobos are closer to humans.
http://www.unl.edu/rhames/bonobo/bonobo.htm


Well, more similar in DNA possibly, but not any more related to us, given that the split within the genus Pan happened after the pan/"homo" split (techincally not directly into homo, but you get my point)

Also, you have obviously never seen an aye-aye, or proboscis monkey, or anything in the genus rhinopithecus. I swear to god, just GIS snub nosed monkey and you'll understand. The best IMO is on the second page at the bottom

Ack, I accidentally left out the part of your quote where you say orangutans are the ugliest primates.

RealFarknMcCoy2: lantawa: RealFarknMcCoy2: lantawa: I_Love_Cheesecake: Dire: Chimps are not cute. They are foul, savage beings that should be left alone in the wild and avoided at all costs.

Chimps are also our closest genetic match.

I've been working on a talking point against this particular argument from chimp apologists, as follows:

2% of the universe is closer to us than the other 98%. Hey, chimps are a hundred light years away from human beings in terms of cognitive development.


Not really. They are a lot smarter than a lot of ppl I know...

/sad, but true
//even sadder that someone has to be told that...

Your statement is utter BS. I once knew a schizophrenic lad who insisted that his German Shepherd was much more intelligent and wiser than was I. Tard talk; sorta like yours.

Whatever. I believe that lad was probably correct. Anybody who goes around calling someone he's never met a "'tard" on the internet is a bit of a 'tard him/herself...

/I don't give a shiat if you don't agree with me.
//You seem to give a shiat whether or not I agree with you, however. Too bad.

Okay. I'm not going to "troll" you, though there was a temptation. Depending on your level of skill, this is the point where you should've reached into your tech skills and pulled out a devastating image in order to humble me. To ease your apparent hurt, I submit to you the following:

WTF! Baby chimps don't look like that! That thing is microcephalic or something.

Put it back. I don't think it's done yet.

That IS what a newly born one looks like, normally you don't see lots of picture of them till they are older.

Sorta like day old human infants...creepy as hell!

Came for the "rip your face off" comments, was not disappointed.