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(Some Chick) Fail While mom is being busted for running a meth lab in their mobile home with their three small children inside, dad drives slowly by and is arrested for running a meth lab in their car   (journalgazette.net) divider line 64
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baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 08:32:57 PM  
And here i was sure it was gonna be my neck of the woods.

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 09:17:35 PM  
baka-san: And here i was sure it was gonna be my neck of the woods.

I was thinking the same thing.

 
d32123d 2009-04-25 09:34:41 PM  
i524.photobucket.com

 
Klippoklondike 2009-04-25 09:36:05 PM  
Here's the mom

img232.imageshack.us

 
Kumana Wanalaia [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 09:36:16 PM  
Mom?

Dad?

/got nuthin'

 
eraser8 2009-04-25 09:37:14 PM  
I'm eating grapes.

 
Rozinante 2009-04-25 09:38:25 PM  
Klippoklondike: Here's the mom

Looks like she has no teeth, which could be a benefit (the only one).

 
Ashtrey 2009-04-25 09:39:37 PM  
Klippoklondike: Here's the mom

Meh, cute enough for now.

Anyone else thing it's great that the article about kids being put into foster care had an ad asking "Ready for your new home?" or something like that.

 
texastag 2009-04-25 09:42:02 PM  
Meth lab in a motorhome? It's been done...

iamatvjunkie.typepad.com

 
berylman 2009-04-25 09:42:11 PM  
...and grandpa was caught the following day operating a meth lab inside his Hoverround.

 
soze [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 09:42:34 PM  
Tweakers scare me more than crackheads.

 
Donald_McRonald 2009-04-25 09:43:12 PM  
This is what those teabagger folks were warning us about. Big government harassing small-time entrepreneurs.

 
foo monkey 2009-04-25 09:44:29 PM  
The Indiana Clandestine Lab Team was called to help with removal of both methamphetamine labs.

The "clandestine" lab team seems awfully easy to get ahold of.

 
ErgosumDominati 2009-04-25 09:46:45 PM  
foo monkey: The Indiana Clandestine Lab Team was called to help with removal of both methamphetamine labs.

The "clandestine" lab team seems awfully easy to get ahold of.


Just the 'lol' I needed tonight, thanks.

 
oryx 2009-04-25 09:49:00 PM  
The Indiana Clandestine Lab Team was called to help with removal of both methamphetamine labs.

It's not clandestine anymore. Its existence has been revealed by this story.

 
Donald_McRonald 2009-04-25 09:49:32 PM  
soze: Tweakers scare me more than crackheads.

At least a crackhead will suck your dick once in a while. A tweaker will try to bite it off.

 
thegod082 2009-04-25 09:50:59 PM  
Yo dawg, I heard you like meth, so I put a meth lab in your car so you can tweak while you drive.

 
thegod082 2009-04-25 09:51:35 PM  
Oh, and /got nothin'. Obv.

 
The Martintuckian 2009-04-25 09:52:50 PM  
This makes me so proud to be a Hoosier.
Thanks folks.
Durrrrrrrrrr

 
Crown_of_Shoes 2009-04-25 09:56:06 PM  
LEGALIZE IT!

Yay! Meth!

 
Leashlaw [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 09:56:16 PM  
soze: Tweakers scare me more than crackheads.

You are wise to be afraid. Crackheads will steal your stuff and sell it...tweakers will steal your stuff and help you look for it.

 
Pechorin 2009-04-25 09:56:31 PM  
The Martintuckian: This makes me so proud to be a Hoosier.
Thanks folks.
Durrrrrrrrrr


I'm guessing you're from Martinsville? I'll be driving down there after work on my way to Bloomington. Fun times.

 
CowboyUpCowgirlDown 2009-04-25 09:57:34 PM  
At least he helps her out around the house.

 
itazurakko [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 09:57:37 PM  
Donald_McRonald: This is what those teabagger folks were warning us about. Big government harassing small-time entrepreneurs.

Heh.

But it's someone's MOM doing it, not some big faceless corporation! So it's all good!

 
fernanernie 2009-04-25 10:01:12 PM  
How and why in the hell do you run a meth lab in a car?

 
Glitchwerks 2009-04-25 10:04:24 PM  
The family that makes meth together stays together.

 
Manfred J. Hattan 2009-04-25 10:05:31 PM  
Geez, the burned-baby ambulance mom a few threads down just got demoted from "worst mother ever" to "not even the worst mother on Fark's front page."

 
chicagogasman [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 10:05:49 PM  
soze: Tweakers scare me more than crackheads.

Hell to the yeah.!!!!

 
GalleyWench 2009-04-25 10:20:21 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Ugh, nasty! I mean seriously, Krackle? *shudder*

/Meth is the nastiest
//The war on drugs should be the war on meth and people like this

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 10:20:32 PM  
This is a meth lab?

i39.tinypic.com

Miniaturization sure is cool, ain't it ;)

 
tbyte 2009-04-25 10:21:31 PM  
Manfred J. Hattan: Geez, the burned-baby ambulance mom a few threads down just got demoted from "worst mother ever" to "not even the worst mother on Fark's front page."

Without further evidence, the burned baby mom is still worse.

 
dbubb 2009-04-25 10:24:20 PM  
Donald_McRonald: soze: Tweakers scare me more than crackheads.

At least a crackhead will suck your dick once in a while. A tweaker will try to bite it off.


Words to live by.

I think you should write one of those "Everything I ever needed to know I learned in kindergarten"

 
heisenberg 2009-04-25 10:29:22 PM  
Amateurs.

blogs.amctv.com

//would show them how it's done.

 
CornFedIowan 2009-04-25 10:30:42 PM  
fernanernie: How and why in the hell do you run a meth lab in a car?

If you have to ask, you're obviously not on meth.

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 10:31:43 PM  
Look! Their meth lab is even microprocessor controlled ;)

i42.tinypic.com

 
Mobius Strip Club 2009-04-25 10:32:38 PM  
I don't get it. Why have a meth lab in your home and your car? Was there not enough room at home for two meth labs? And if that's the case, why not leave the car in the driveway while you operate the second meth lab? Or- is their goal to provide their customers that fresh from the meth lab taste? And- was this mobile meth lab in a van, or just some beat up sub-compact? So many questions, so little answers...

 
heisenberg 2009-04-25 10:34:45 PM  
And with a rig like that, their meth lab can be anywhere they want it to be. I wonder how many times that gatorade bottle's been used.

/Mocha gatorade?

 
mindsnare 2009-04-25 10:36:04 PM  
I came for the Breaking Bad references, and I got em. Nice.

 
ajinbc [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 10:40:31 PM  
Mobius Strip Club: Or- is their goal to provide their customers that fresh from the meth lab taste?


I'm sorry, I laughed so hard I knocked my drink off the desk. Good one.

 
CaffietineFiend [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-25 10:42:29 PM  
Looking at that nasty farking crap gave me a headache. Ugh.

 
atomic-age [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 10:46:09 PM  
They must be big time. The dad had a chauffeur.

 
Mobius Strip Club 2009-04-25 10:55:43 PM  
ajinbc: Mobius Strip Club: Or- is their goal to provide their customers that fresh from the meth lab taste?


I'm sorry, I laughed so hard I knocked my drink off the desk. Good one.


Crap, really? Now I feel bad. I hope it didn't stain...

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:00:50 PM  
FTA:There was a working meth lab in the vehicle, which was located using a Warsaw police dog, police said.

Really? Unless it was hidden behind a door panel I would think it wouldn't be that hard to find a working meth lab by a human. Sheesh, the one in the house seems to be out in the open on the extremely cluttered kitchen counter...did the Warsaw dog locate that one as well?

 
Mobius Strip Club 2009-04-25 11:05:52 PM  
cksewell: FTA:There was a working meth lab in the vehicle, which was located using a Warsaw police dog, police said.

Really? Unless it was hidden behind a door panel I would think it wouldn't be that hard to find a working meth lab by a human. Sheesh, the one in the house seems to be out in the open on the extremely cluttered kitchen counter...did the Warsaw dog locate that one as well?


I'm betting the cops were just lazy and had the dog do their dirty work for them.

 
Ponzholio 2009-04-25 11:08:33 PM  
-Who taught you how to sell meth?
- You alright! I learned it from watching you...

i635.photobucket.com

 
Ikahoshi 2009-04-25 11:19:30 PM  
soze: Tweakers scare me more than crackheads.

True, but the good thing is you can see them coming a mile away, so you have plenty of advance warning on your side.

They always look like they're working with way too much coffee in them.

 
heisenberg 2009-04-25 11:24:23 PM  
Ponzholio: -Who taught you how to sell meth?
- You alright! I learned it from watching you...


blogs.amctv.com

FTFY.
Tuco did it!

/well, not really FY, for me.
//always worth watching sunday nights.
///any meth thread is worth watching for the same reason.

 
kb3825 [TotalFark] 2009-04-26 12:15:23 AM  
Wow. They found a lab somewhere other than plymouth...

 
Sxooter 2009-04-26 12:36:06 AM  
They were probably cooking their own cheap crap, not for sale, but enough to turn their home and car into an EPA supersite.

I've been looking for apartments and condos for rent, and I hear from landlords over and over again, "I don't care if you smoke pot or cigarettes, or raise bunnies. But please for the sake of god don't set up some kind of meth lab. Those things basically ruin a house."

I agree, the whole of the drug war should be focused on this kind of production no matter how big or small, they're all nasty.

 
Ikahoshi 2009-04-26 01:20:13 AM  
Sxooter: I've been looking for apartments and condos for rent, and I hear from landlords over and over again, "I don't care if you smoke pot or cigarettes, or raise bunnies. But please for the sake of god don't set up some kind of meth lab. Those things basically ruin a house."

Quite. It's not just for show that professional lab outfits have fume hoods and specialized waste disposal conduits.

Grow ops can do the same to a house, I have known a landlord who owned a home that had been used as such- unknown to them at the time. In the case of a grow-op, the humidity gets into the drywall, and so mold grows like a toxic jungle. The smell of marijuana and fertilizer also gets into everything, so between those two issues, you basically have to gut the place down to bare studs.

The worst part is, insurance doesn't cover the repairs. They won't pick up the tab if someone does something illegal. You're on the hook, whether you were in on the deal or not.

 
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