You aren't supposed to look a clothes horse in the mouth.

Not uncommon. A couple of my mid-twenties friends are thinning on top.

The husband is 31 and is completely bald except for a horseshoe thing, if he let it grow out. It just happens and not a lot one can do about it.

LEAVE PRINCE WILLIAM ALONE

This isn't big news to me & my buddies in the UK... You could tell his hair was going thin on top a few years ago... I think you could really tell when he graduated from college..

There is nothing wrong with guys going bald in my book...

Wow, he's British and he has thinning hair and bad teeth. What are the chances?

One friend lost enough of his by 19 to stop trying. Another had widow's peaks above his ears by the age of 21.

So? Happens to a lot of guys. This seems pretty mean-spirited.

TwistedIvory: Wow, he's British and he has thinning hair and bad teeth. What are the chances?

HA HAAAAAAAA BAD TEETH JOKE.

you guys never fail with the original material.

Glasgowsfinest: TwistedIvory: Wow, he's British and he has thinning hair and bad teeth. What are the chances?

HA HAAAAAAAA BAD TEETH JOKE.

you guys never fail with the original material.

Did we mention boiled, horrible food and domineering spouses?

Occam's Chainsaw: Did we mention boiled, horrible food and domineering spouses?

No, no, stop. Give me time to catch a breath, please.

That's a bottom retainer, not "secret braces." Sheesh.

That sucks and all but like the headline says he's THE FUTURE KING OF ENGLAND.

Glasgowsfinest: No, no, stop. Give me time to catch a breath, please.

Warm beer. Excessive formality. Ignorant youths glibly spouting mongrel English while pretending they're thugs!

Had enough?

Occam's Chainsaw: Warm beer. Excessive formality. Ignorant youths glibly spouting mongrel English while pretending they're thugs!

Ah, comedy genius. Never gets old. Apart from when it gets old, which is pretty much immediately.

But I appreciate your efforts.

Glasgowsfinest: Ah, comedy genius. Never gets old. Apart from when it gets old, which is pretty much immediately.

But I appreciate your efforts.

I aim to please. It's a fair exchange for jokes about how we're loud-mouthed warmongering lardasses who consume by the mere act of breathing and shiat on everything we touch.

Occam's Chainsaw: I aim to please. It's a fair exchange for jokes about how we're loud-mouthed warmongering lardasses who consume by the mere act of breathing and shiat on everything we touch.

Ah yes, they are classics too.

i'd hit it.

Haha baldies.

Occam's Chainsaw: It's a fair exchange for jokes about how we're loud-mouthed warmongering lardasses who consume by the mere act of breathing and shiat on everything we touch.

Wait -- those were jokes?

xpennyroyaltyx: i'd hit it.

Yeah, marry the twat, divorce him and take his money. Oh wait.

The scary thing is that there are enough idiots out there that actually managed to get this published as "news"...

That's too bad he's going bald. And funny that the ginger has turned out to be the good-looking one.

But I guess you don't need to be good-looking to be British royalty.

Glasgowsfinest: Yeah, marry the twat, divorce him and take his money. Oh wait.

can't, sadly. i was baptised catholic.

xpennyroyaltyx: Glasgowsfinest: Yeah, marry the twat, divorce him and take his money. Oh wait.

can't, sadly. i was baptised catholic.

Ah, well, never mind. Just shoot him and give me my money back then.

Glasgowsfinest: Ah, well, never mind. Just shoot him and give me my money back then.

most of their money is tied up in opulent bric-a-brac, isn't it? I'd have to pay you in exquisite oil paintings or perhaps a sceptre.

xpennyroyaltyx: most of their money is tied up in opulent bric-a-brac, isn't it? I'd have to pay you in exquisite oil paintings or perhaps a sceptre.

Well, I already have three sceptres after mugging a bench of bishops, so some other item of opulent bric a brac please.

Balmoral will do.

And go more ass than all the toilet seats in Farkistan by 18.

Glasgowsfinest: Balmoral will do

okay, but you have to share it with some Welsh people. or you can have a lovely portrait of Henry V.

xpennyroyaltyx: okay, but you have to share it with some Welsh people.

Good lord woman. I'm sure there's an outhouse for the staff.

Glasgowsfinest: Good lord woman. I'm sure there's an outhouse for the staff.

yes, but that's where i'll be keeping the Irish ;P

What a hairy king might look like.

Godscrack: What a hairy king might look like.

I suddenly feel like my argument is invalid.

Glasgowsfinest: xpennyroyaltyx: Glasgowsfinest: Yeah, marry the twat, divorce him and take his money. Oh wait.

can't, sadly. i was baptised catholic.

Ah, well, never mind. Just shoot him and give me my money back then.

No money for you, Germanlander!

TwistedIvory: Wow, he's British and he has thinning hair and bad teeth. What are the chances?

And he's the result of centuries of in-breeding, so there's that.

He had no chance and must of known it. I feel his pain, both my father and his father started balding in their teens and were total slapheads by their twenties.

/bucked the trend by holding out until my mid-thirties
//also bucked the trend by shaving my head and not sporting a comb-over for 10 years

That was fast.

He should just shave the dome.

/get yer hotlinks here

Poor dude - Not only does he have a big physical change he's probably not happy about, he's got the press to point and laugh at him.

Fortunately, he's got that whole "future King of England" thing going on for him.

Wots going on heir?

Gee, inbred mutants are unattractive? Who knew?

Slaxl: No money for you, Germanlander!

Ah yes, ze famous English steef upper lipz. Ze royal family are German are they not? I think you should calm down Englander! Ve have many ways of down you the calming.

I'm 21 and I'm further along than him. And I have actual braces.

Women have the entire pharmaceutical industry helping them with all their flaws. Makeup, mascara, shampoos, conditioners, perfumes, skin creams, you name it. The one thing men have no control over is our farking hair. Leave us alone.

comslave: Gee, inbred mutants are unattractive? Who knew?

Hey, you leave the common English men and women out of this, we are talking about their royalty.

Rude.

I think I'm in the same boat. I'm 22 and if I were to part my hair down the middle, I would look like Dwight from the Office. I'm sure anyone that's started to go bald knows what I mean. I have to savor this "starting to go bald" phase before the "going bald" and "bald" phases kick in.

Who. Gives. A. shiat.

I think Harry's secret is more intriguing...

So William meets war veterans and families of dead servicemen, and the Daily Express takes the opportunity to ridicule his appearance.

Who has the problem here?

I say shave it ad bring back the cue-ball look across the pond. Genes are a biatch.

Yes cause baldness can never be sexy...







Zing ;)

/hotter than my apartment right now... Its going to be 31C here today... ugh

If there's one thing I've learned from Star Trek, it's that bald men make poor leaders.

/not