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(BBC) Fail For nearly the price of a car you can buy a "Bling Bikini" in Europe...How's that recession thingy going for YOU?   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 94
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You can has my username 2009-04-25 11:14:41 AM  
repeat.

 
pugsleythegreat 2009-04-25 11:15:25 AM  
wut...

 
mrwombat 2009-04-25 11:15:38 AM  
All this makes me think of is a bikini with keyless entry.

 
pugsleythegreat 2009-04-25 11:17:16 AM  
they tried to make me watch ads.

Someone post pics.

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:17:49 AM  
As a female I would not wear that since the pattern looks ugly to me... Not a big fan of patterned bikinis.. I like the solid colored ones better so you can mix and match the tops & bottoms if you get the same kind of bikini..

 
phartnocker 2009-04-25 11:18:03 AM  
pugsleythegreat: they tried to make me watch ads.

Someone post pics.


What he said...

 
spentmiles 2009-04-25 11:22:23 AM  
geekluv: As a female I would not wear that since the pattern looks ugly to me... Not a big fan of patterned bikinis.. I like the solid colored ones better so you can mix and match the tops & bottoms if you get the same kind of bikini..

How much for that green couch?

 
Gene Sehrt 2009-04-25 11:22:27 AM  
hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com

The bikini in question?

 
Epossumondas [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:22:51 AM  
Don't they have Bedazzlers in Europe?

 
Glasgowsfinest [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:23:58 AM  
phartnocker: pugsleythegreat: they tried to make me watch ads.

Someone post pics.

What he said...


i239.photobucket.com

 
yyaskyy 2009-04-25 11:24:24 AM  
geekluv: As a female I would not wear that since the pattern looks ugly to me... Not a big fan of patterned bikinis.. I like the solid colored ones better so you can mix and match the tops & bottoms if you get the same kind of bikini..

Pictures or GTFO

\Of you in said bikini(s)
\\please
\\\pretty please

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:28:30 AM  
yyaskyy: geekluv: As a female I would not wear that since the pattern looks ugly to me... Not a big fan of patterned bikinis.. I like the solid colored ones better so you can mix and match the tops & bottoms if you get the same kind of bikini..

Pictures or GTFO

\Of you in said bikini(s)
\\please
\\\pretty please


I did have some from last summer but my darn hard drive went on the fritz so I had to install a new one... I did have copies on a jump drive but I have no idea where that jump drive is....

/jump drive maybe at my desk at work since I use it for lab work as well...
//too lazy to buy another jump drive....

 
spentmiles 2009-04-25 11:29:29 AM  
geekluv: yyaskyy: geekluv: As a female I would not wear that since the pattern looks ugly to me... Not a big fan of patterned bikinis.. I like the solid colored ones better so you can mix and match the tops & bottoms if you get the same kind of bikini..

Pictures or GTFO

\Of you in said bikini(s)
\\please
\\\pretty please

I did have some from last summer but my darn hard drive went on the fritz so I had to install a new one... I did have copies on a jump drive but I have no idea where that jump drive is....

/jump drive maybe at my desk at work since I use it for lab work as well...
//too lazy to buy another jump drive....


Cam please.

 
Cormee 2009-04-25 11:30:25 AM  
Epossumondas: Don't they have Bedazzlers in Europe?

Oh lord I used to love their infomercial

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:30:31 AM  
spentmiles: geekluv: As a female I would not wear that since the pattern looks ugly to me... Not a big fan of patterned bikinis.. I like the solid colored ones better so you can mix and match the tops & bottoms if you get the same kind of bikini..

How much for that green couch?


Its actually a soft black leather Lazy Boy couch that I will never give up... that couch is soooooo comfy....

/watching the Steelers on it is very, very nice...

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:31:41 AM  
spentmiles: geekluv: yyaskyy: geekluv: As a female I would not wear that since the pattern looks ugly to me... Not a big fan of patterned bikinis.. I like the solid colored ones better so you can mix and match the tops & bottoms if you get the same kind of bikini..

Pictures or GTFO

\Of you in said bikini(s)
\\please
\\\pretty please

I did have some from last summer but my darn hard drive went on the fritz so I had to install a new one... I did have copies on a jump drive but I have no idea where that jump drive is....

/jump drive maybe at my desk at work since I use it for lab work as well...
//too lazy to buy another jump drive....

Cam please.


maybe... what would you give in return?

 
Easy Mac 2009-04-25 11:32:05 AM  
YOU CANT EVEN SWIM IN THE DAMN THING!


/what the F?

 
spentmiles 2009-04-25 11:33:11 AM  
geekluv: spentmiles: geekluv: yyaskyy: geekluv: As a female I would not wear that since the pattern looks ugly to me... Not a big fan of patterned bikinis.. I like the solid colored ones better so you can mix and match the tops & bottoms if you get the same kind of bikini..

Pictures or GTFO

\Of you in said bikini(s)
\\please
\\\pretty please

I did have some from last summer but my darn hard drive went on the fritz so I had to install a new one... I did have copies on a jump drive but I have no idea where that jump drive is....

/jump drive maybe at my desk at work since I use it for lab work as well...
//too lazy to buy another jump drive....

Cam please.

maybe... what would you give in return?


A years subscription to Wired?

 
SherKhan 2009-04-25 11:33:38 AM  
A toll bikini.

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:33:52 AM  
Glasgowsfinest: phartnocker: pugsleythegreat: they tried to make me watch ads.

Someone post pics.

What he said...


Seriously it looks as if you are a walking Tiffany Lamp or Stained Glass Window... I would not want to walk around as either of those on the beach or at my local pool in Portage....

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:34:52 AM  
spentmiles: geekluv: spentmiles: geekluv: yyaskyy: geekluv: As a female I would not wear that since the pattern looks ugly to me... Not a big fan of patterned bikinis.. I like the solid colored ones better so you can mix and match the tops & bottoms if you get the same kind of bikini..

Pictures or GTFO

\Of you in said bikini(s)
\\please
\\\pretty please

I did have some from last summer but my darn hard drive went on the fritz so I had to install a new one... I did have copies on a jump drive but I have no idea where that jump drive is....

/jump drive maybe at my desk at work since I use it for lab work as well...
//too lazy to buy another jump drive....

Cam please.

maybe... what would you give in return?

A years subscription to Wired?


not really into that magazine... any better offers?

 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:35:59 AM  
I'm glad I'm drinking at 11:32 in the morning.

i221.photobucket.com

/mandertgory

 
Glasgowsfinest [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:36:03 AM  
geekluv: maybe... what would you give in return?

i239.photobucket.com

 
Coconice 2009-04-25 11:36:04 AM  
I want the girl in the picutre posted above to be hot. She probably is hot.

But looking at that makes me feel so very tense.

/I need a bat hit.

 
Zaea [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:36:20 AM  
Ugly bikini is ugly.

 
Quantum Apostrophe 2009-04-25 11:37:03 AM  
A blingkini?

 
SeamusFerrell 2009-04-25 11:37:10 AM  
www.virginmedia.com

 
Farking Zardwarks 2009-04-25 11:41:04 AM  
This makes about as much sense as the $10,000,000 lingerie from Victoria's Secret.

Seriously, imagine taking some super-hot lady back to your ritzy hotel room and being told that the guys with the guns have to stay to guard the underwear?

 
Farking Zardwarks 2009-04-25 11:42:08 AM  
Also, subby must drive a pretty crappy car.

 
spentmiles 2009-04-25 11:42:41 AM  
geekluv: spentmiles: geekluv: spentmiles: geekluv: yyaskyy: geekluv: As a female I would not wear that since the pattern looks ugly to me... Not a big fan of patterned bikinis.. I like the solid colored ones better so you can mix and match the tops & bottoms if you get the same kind of bikini..

Pictures or GTFO

\Of you in said bikini(s)
\\please
\\\pretty please

I did have some from last summer but my darn hard drive went on the fritz so I had to install a new one... I did have copies on a jump drive but I have no idea where that jump drive is....

/jump drive maybe at my desk at work since I use it for lab work as well...
//too lazy to buy another jump drive....

Cam please.

maybe... what would you give in return?

A years subscription to Wired?

not really into that magazine... any better offers?


Are you saying you wouldn't want to get with this?

b3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com

 
Glasgowsfinest [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:43:03 AM  
SeamusFerrell

Guns don't kill people, rappers do.

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:43:30 AM  
Glasgowsfinest: geekluv: maybe... what would you give in return?

I bet you really do like where this thread is headed... not sure if it is really going to be headed in that direction where you want it to though...

/hates bikinis that make her hip bones pop out... only for the fact that she bumps into the kitchen counter a lot while cooking & bruises easily....
//wore a bikini once that showed off my hip bones & they were brusied because of playing hockey, football & basketball... was asked by a guy if I was in a abusive relationship... that was an akward moment to explain my brusing...

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:44:29 AM  
First of all, I thought that "bling" was a uniquely American thing. Second, this sort of thing is only to impress other women and gay guys. Straight men don't want to be distracted by the bikini itself. Solid white or black, the thinner the material the better.

Vinyl is also acceptable.

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:45:19 AM  
spentmiles: geekluv: spentmiles: geekluv: spentmiles: geekluv: yyaskyy: geekluv: As a female I would not wear that since the pattern looks ugly to me... Not a big fan of patterned bikinis.. I like the solid colored ones better so you can mix and match the tops & bottoms if you get the same kind of bikini..

Pictures or GTFO

\Of you in said bikini(s)
\\please
\\\pretty please

I did have some from last summer but my darn hard drive went on the fritz so I had to install a new one... I did have copies on a jump drive but I have no idea where that jump drive is....

/jump drive maybe at my desk at work since I use it for lab work as well...
//too lazy to buy another jump drive....

Cam please.

maybe... what would you give in return?

A years subscription to Wired?

not really into that magazine... any better offers?

Are you saying you wouldn't want to get with this?


is that you or is that a picture that you wish that was you? 8oP

/geeky guys turn me on but i'm engaged...
//can look but cannot touch the merchandise...

 
Telos 2009-04-25 11:45:40 AM  
Farking Zardwarks: This makes about as much sense as the $10,000,000 lingerie from Victoria's Secret.

Seriously, imagine taking some super-hot lady back to your ritzy hotel room and being told that the guys with the guns have to stay to guard the underwear?



I saw the first part of some movie. Some starlet was wearing nothing but various diamond studded gold coils for her outfit, and this group was trying to steal the outfit. So another chick leads her into the bathroom where they start making out while the bodyguards are outside. The thief slowly strips the outfit off of the starlet... and... I'm not entirely sure what happened after that.



Good movie.

 
Epossumondas [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:46:50 AM  
AlwaysRightBoy: I'm glad I'm drinking at 11:32 in the morning.



/mandertgory


Ho! Ho! Skinny, tan, silicone boobed grandma makes me feel smug!

Enjoy your youth now, sexy biatches, 'cause you're going down!

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:47:11 AM  
Mugato: First of all, I thought that "bling" was a uniquely American thing. Second, this sort of thing is only to impress other women and gay guys. Straight men don't want to be distracted by the bikini itself. Solid white or black, the thinner the material the better.

Vinyl is also acceptable.

Vinyl is also acceptable


Vinyl smells funny in the hot heat of the sun...

 
Necrosis 2009-04-25 11:47:20 AM  
1. Create stupidly expensive product, but make only one without any real intention of selling it (see $1m cocktails with diamond ring in it, etc)
2. "News" orgs provide free publicity talking about it
3. Profit

Yawn.

 
yyaskyy 2009-04-25 11:47:51 AM  
geekluv: spentmiles: geekluv: yyaskyy: geekluv: As a female I would not wear that since the pattern looks ugly to me... Not a big fan of patterned bikinis.. I like the solid colored ones better so you can mix and match the tops & bottoms if you get the same kind of bikini..

Pictures or GTFO

\Of you in said bikini(s)
\\please
\\\pretty please

I did have some from last summer but my darn hard drive went on the fritz so I had to install a new one... I did have copies on a jump drive but I have no idea where that jump drive is....

/jump drive maybe at my desk at work since I use it for lab work as well...
//too lazy to buy another jump drive....

Cam please.

maybe... what would you give in return?


30 bikinis of my choice + 1 camera

 
Glasgowsfinest [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:48:36 AM  
geekluv: I bet you really do like where this thread is headed... not sure if it is really going to be headed in that direction where you want it to though...

Well, due to my somewhat unique and disturbing tastes, they rarely do.

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:49:52 AM  
yyaskyy: geekluv: spentmiles: geekluv: yyaskyy: geekluv: As a female I would not wear that since the pattern looks ugly to me... Not a big fan of patterned bikinis.. I like the solid colored ones better so you can mix and match the tops & bottoms if you get the same kind of bikini..

Pictures or GTFO

\Of you in said bikini(s)
\\please
\\\pretty please

I did have some from last summer but my darn hard drive went on the fritz so I had to install a new one... I did have copies on a jump drive but I have no idea where that jump drive is....

/jump drive maybe at my desk at work since I use it for lab work as well...
//too lazy to buy another jump drive....

Cam please.

maybe... what would you give in return?

30 bikinis of my choice + 1 camera


you mean that you would give me 30 bikinis?

/still tired from last night

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:51:32 AM  
Glasgowsfinest: geekluv: I bet you really do like where this thread is headed... not sure if it is really going to be headed in that direction where you want it to though...

Well, due to my somewhat unique and disturbing tastes, they rarely do.


what kind of disturbing tastes? you caught my interest just now ;o)

 
Sumo Surfer [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:51:35 AM  
AlwaysRightBoy

Please don't ever do that again.

 
legrandbatard 2009-04-25 11:52:01 AM  
2000 pound is the price of a car? which one? a Nano?

 
KatjaMouse [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:52:25 AM  
AlwaysRightBoy: I'm glad I'm drinking at 11:32 in the morning.



/mandertgory


I love that WTF look on the black kid in the red trunks behind her.

 
Farking Zardwarks 2009-04-25 11:52:25 AM  
yyaskyy:

30 bikinis of my choice + 1 camera


Desperate geek is desperate.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-04-25 11:53:02 AM  
geekluv: Vinyl smells funny in the hot heat of the sun...


Well yeah, it's not practical in the actual outdoors but neither is any of this.

 
dburr13 2009-04-25 11:53:04 AM  
Bling Bikinis would be a too tempting target for theft at the beach...Leaving a very naked robbery victim.

 
Outlaw2097 2009-04-25 11:53:18 AM  
on the plus side...

everyone is so broke they cant afford bikinis

/revival of the nude beaches!

 
berylman 2009-04-25 11:55:33 AM  
Necrosis: 1. Create stupidly expensive product, but make only one without any real intention of selling it (see $1m cocktails with diamond ring in it, etc)
2. "News" orgs provide free publicity talking about it
3. Profit
Yawn.


Pretty much what I was going to say. I hate stuff like this.

 
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