I appreciate that file photo. I had no idea what a dog looked like until now.

What kind of family just leaves cans of mace laying around for the dog to chew on?
psst.....wanna see my dad's gun?
Who me? Hell yeah! See ya later guys!

People. lol.

Your dog wants pepper steak.

Actually he wants his own fricken laser

/fricken laser

What a dog may look like

LeroyBourne: What kind of family just leaves cans of mace laying around for the dog to chew on?
psst.....wanna see my dad's gun?
Who me? Hell yeah! See ya later guys!

What I don't get is why would anyone own a creature that chews up anything it can get its jaws around?

/not JUST dogs
//mostly dogs

Dogs with tazers are bad news. Mine asked for one last Christmas and lets just say... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! damn it dog. See what I mean?

/Buzzed by dog incessantly.
//Stupid tazer dog

OniNeko: What I don't get is why would anyone own a creature that chews up anything it can get its jaws around?

Yeah, blows my mind, too. By "blows my mind" I mean "how farking retarded are you?"

My dog wants a STAKE

A dog using mace... where have I heard that before...

LeroyBourne: What kind of family just leaves cans of mace laying around for the dog to chew on?
psst.....wanna see my dad's gun?
Who me? Hell yeah! See ya later guys!

Yet another thread deserving of the DUMBASS tag, yet not applied.

Second time today. . . See "Wisconsin Teen" thread.

Don't tase me, dog.

FTA: "The family told firefighters that one of their four dogs had been acting strange just prior to their symptoms occurring."

Being an expert on the subject and from seeing an untold amount of horror movies, I can tell you, this could have ended a lot worse

// One puppy, extra hot pepper sauce! TO GO!